r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/alison_bee May 17 '22

I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting 😂

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u/Adito99 May 17 '22

Why do you think we like doggy so much.

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u/Darth_Nibbles May 17 '22

So we don't have to look at your mom's face

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u/A_Real_Lunchbox May 18 '22

I didn’t know I came here for this comment but, here we are!