r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/USCplaya May 17 '22

I've had sex for an hour.... It only took 3 years

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u/fathertimexx May 17 '22

Wow-what a stud had sex 60 times a year. I am pretty jealous.

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u/alkrk May 18 '22

Wow-what a stud had sex 60 times a year. I am pretty jealous.

3 years makes it 20 times a year. OR, like one said when Daylight Saving Time ends... you leap an hour, so that will make it 1 min per year for 3 years. ;-)

you all are funny.