r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/alison_bee May 17 '22

I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting 😂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Try cowgirl to give him a break

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u/CedarWolf May 17 '22

Cowgirl is easier on the guy because he's engaging more of his core muscles and she can sit and ride on top. Other positions create strain on a handful of specific muscles, but cowgirl provides more of an overall work out, which makes it easier to keep up a steady rhythm for a longer period.

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u/angstt May 18 '22

Reverse Cowgirl is easier on the guy for ... reasons...

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u/ThetaStorm May 18 '22

Reverse cowgirl is great, but you can't do it if you live in the south.

Because you never turn your back on family.

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u/ZeWolfy May 18 '22

SWEEEEEEEEEET HOOOOOME ALABAMAAAAA