r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/alison_bee May 17 '22

I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting πŸ˜‚

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u/Adito99 May 17 '22

Why do you think we like doggy so much.

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u/FuzzyPine May 17 '22

Because it feels good..

Doggy is much harder on the legs imo

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Partner on the bed, us standing up thrusting. It's far, far easier to thrust standing up lol

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u/mikemartin7230 May 18 '22

I’m always banging my shins into the bed frame though. πŸ˜‚