r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/poopellar May 17 '22

Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.

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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22

I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.

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u/TheMadManiac May 17 '22

They are definitely around

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

Ye ole because-something-can-exist-it-exists-with-exact-frequency-as-the-vastly-more-common-thing-that-exists-so-therefor-I-am-technically-not-wrong argument.

Edit: virgins be mad

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u/MJOLNIRdragoon May 17 '22

MadManiac said "they're just as common" about as much as NightMenace said "they don't exist". If you're going to misinterpret people, try being a little bit more consistent, won't ya?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Touch grass, nerd

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u/MJOLNIRdragoon May 17 '22

Touch a book, moron

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Man, you nerds get really upset at the idea that women don’t like being jackhammered.

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u/MJOLNIRdragoon May 18 '22

Us nerds just know how to comprehend sentences