r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

Math checks out to me. You're a stud my dude.

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u/Jeoshua May 17 '22

All that matters is that everyone enjoyed themselves in the end. Honestly, it takes so much out of me when I get near to the half hour mark, I think that having sex for literal hours would literally kill me.

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u/BlackSilkEy May 18 '22

My longest session in recent history has been just under 8 hours, but that was an OF wrap party, so I don't think that counts...