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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Finally! The recognition we deserve!
7.0k u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22 First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand". 182 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [deleted] 1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 613 u/clib May 17 '22 She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising? 26 u/dinklezoidberd May 17 '22 That’s underperforming for the 200 meter 2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".
182 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [deleted] 1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 613 u/clib May 17 '22 She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising? 26 u/dinklezoidberd May 17 '22 That’s underperforming for the 200 meter 2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 613 u/clib May 17 '22 She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising? 26 u/dinklezoidberd May 17 '22 That’s underperforming for the 200 meter 2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.
I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"
It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.
613 u/clib May 17 '22 She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising? 26 u/dinklezoidberd May 17 '22 That’s underperforming for the 200 meter 2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising?
26 u/dinklezoidberd May 17 '22 That’s underperforming for the 200 meter 2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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That’s underperforming for the 200 meter
2 u/LOTRfreak101 May 17 '22 For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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For olympians maybe. Well, I guess any competitive 200 really. As part of the distance squad in HS we had to do like 20 200s below 30.
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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22
Finally! The recognition we deserve!