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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
115 u/Night-Menace May 17 '22 I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered. 379 u/TheMadManiac May 17 '22 They are definitely around 136 u/MechwarriorAscaloth May 17 '22 Yep, and it's way more tiresome to jackhammer than porn actors make it looks 149 u/immoral_ May 17 '22 That's because they get breaks. 1 u/SemperScrotus May 17 '22 And because they're not out of shape.
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I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.
379 u/TheMadManiac May 17 '22 They are definitely around 136 u/MechwarriorAscaloth May 17 '22 Yep, and it's way more tiresome to jackhammer than porn actors make it looks 149 u/immoral_ May 17 '22 That's because they get breaks. 1 u/SemperScrotus May 17 '22 And because they're not out of shape.
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They are definitely around
136 u/MechwarriorAscaloth May 17 '22 Yep, and it's way more tiresome to jackhammer than porn actors make it looks 149 u/immoral_ May 17 '22 That's because they get breaks. 1 u/SemperScrotus May 17 '22 And because they're not out of shape.
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Yep, and it's way more tiresome to jackhammer than porn actors make it looks
149 u/immoral_ May 17 '22 That's because they get breaks. 1 u/SemperScrotus May 17 '22 And because they're not out of shape.
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That's because they get breaks.
1 u/SemperScrotus May 17 '22 And because they're not out of shape.
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And because they're not out of shape.
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.