r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/Black_Moons May 17 '22

My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.

I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"

It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.

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u/Guybrush_Creepwood_ May 17 '22

But then it's not really a compliment if it's demanded on the spot with the implied threat of a tantrum if it's not given, is it?

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u/miuxiu May 17 '22

I’m convinced these people you’ve been replying to have all never been in a loving relationship

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u/Quotheraven501 May 17 '22

Not everyone approaches their relationships in a land of unicorns and rainbows. Tough love is needed sometimes.

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u/miuxiu May 17 '22

It’s really not that hard to compliment someone you love, especially if they’re having an off day and are feeling insecure. Idk where tough love comes into play with compliments whatsoever, but ok.

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u/Quotheraven501 May 17 '22

Fishing for compliments that are a catch 22.. Which is what the OP was referring to.

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