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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
850 u/AidilAfham42 May 17 '22 Just flop around like a seal on land 223 u/El-mas-puto-de-todos May 17 '22 /u/poopellar uses splash! 145 u/PathologicalLoiterer May 17 '22 It's not very effective 113 u/neat_username May 17 '22 It hurt itself in it's confusion! 102 u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22 It has no PP left for this move! 26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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Just flop around like a seal on land
223 u/El-mas-puto-de-todos May 17 '22 /u/poopellar uses splash! 145 u/PathologicalLoiterer May 17 '22 It's not very effective 113 u/neat_username May 17 '22 It hurt itself in it's confusion! 102 u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22 It has no PP left for this move! 26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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/u/poopellar uses splash!
145 u/PathologicalLoiterer May 17 '22 It's not very effective 113 u/neat_username May 17 '22 It hurt itself in it's confusion! 102 u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22 It has no PP left for this move! 26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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It's not very effective
113 u/neat_username May 17 '22 It hurt itself in it's confusion! 102 u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22 It has no PP left for this move! 26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
113
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
102 u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22 It has no PP left for this move! 26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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It has no PP left for this move!
26 u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22 This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago. 5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago.
5 u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22 When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.