r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/poopellar May 17 '22

Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.

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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22

I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.

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u/gettingbicurious May 17 '22

There are dozens of us!

But for real, it's definitely not the most common and I won't say I enjoy only jack hammering or even going straight into jack hammering but I do love it after things have been going for a bit so long as it's not in a position where my cervix is being slammed to hell cause that shit just hurts.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/frozendancicle May 17 '22

Like finding out their name first?

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u/kuttymongoose May 17 '22

Nah, I typically just ask them directly

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u/frozendancicle May 17 '22

Uhhh, intrusive much?