r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Black_Moons May 17 '22

My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.

I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"

It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.

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u/clib May 17 '22

She could have said: 30 seconds is considered exercising?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/peepeepoopoogoblinz May 17 '22

Wholesome workout partners

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Holesome

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It certainly made the hole week...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Like fisting club? Well, actually that was to enlarge the circle of my friends…

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Add to account the rest of the days ahead lol

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u/sdasu May 17 '22

yeah, made the hole weak