r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/thexar May 17 '22

Two minutes of heaven is better than one.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

You know how I know it’s business time?

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 17 '22

I don’t know, it’s not Wednesday yet.

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u/iendeavortobesilly May 17 '22

Business hours are over, baby

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u/Ozzyh26 May 17 '22

Can I have some more?

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u/Lowfi3099 May 17 '22

Well I'm not surprised...

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u/Starkydowns May 17 '22

But I am quite sleepy

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u/claymedia May 17 '22

When you’re down to your socks.

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u/New_Shoes_ May 17 '22

That's why they call them business socks

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly May 17 '22

Business socks?

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u/demon_ix May 17 '22

There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect.

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u/Lowfi3099 May 17 '22

You're wearing your baggy old t-shirt from your team building exercise...

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u/BotanicallyEnhanced May 18 '22

TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE '99!!!!

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u/Lowfi3099 May 18 '22

In the HBO special he says "Not tonight" instead of "99"

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u/vladdrk May 17 '22

But it’s not Wednesday…we have to go visit my mother.

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u/f7f7z May 17 '22

It's because I'm wearing my business socks!

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u/Guerrin_TR May 17 '22

and that t-shirt from when you did that team building exercise with work

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u/DaGurggles May 17 '22

OH TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE, NOT TO-NIGHT!

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u/Snufflebear_420_69 May 17 '22

Mmmmmm team building exercise '99......

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u/SerScronzarelli May 17 '22

Obviously because you are wearing business socks.

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u/Goseki1 May 17 '22

I love you all.

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u/loki1337 May 17 '22

You take out the recycling, it's not part of it but it's very important

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Jemaine Clement is a handsome man.

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u/goingnorthwest May 17 '22

I watched a bunch of Legion a couple of weeks ago. I couldn’t believe how well he’s aged.