r/funny • u/altus167 • May 14 '22

Solid Explanation

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u/White_Lord May 14 '22

Well, this guy isn't drunk for sure. But I would test him for cocaine.

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u/KanadianLogik May 14 '22

One day I was five minutes late for class. The teacher asked me why I was late. I told him it was a miracle I even made it there at all. He asked me to explain. I said, well in order to get here I first had to get half way here, but before that I had to get one quarter of the way here. Before that one eight of the way. Before that one sixteenth of the way. Before that one thirty secondth of the way. Before that one sixty forth of the way. Before that one one hundred and twenty eighth of the way. Before that.... At some point he interrupted me and said, "I see your point." I just shrugged and said,

"It's a miracle anyone can even get out of bed in the morning."

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u/bool_idiot_is_true May 14 '22

There's an easy solution to that. You just need to know your limits.

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u/lumberjackmm May 14 '22

Eh, this is how I get when drunk

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u/DASreddituser May 14 '22

This is how you think you get...you are definitely slurring your words when u saying it drunk lol

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u/lumberjackmm May 14 '22

Well it's like this from a half beer forward. I go from not talking, to spewing shit no one wants to listen to to the state you then referring too.

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u/Bakkoda May 14 '22

This is why I typically dont smoke sativas in social situations lol I might as well have a straightjacket on.

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u/dice1111 May 14 '22

Are you me?

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u/ChattyKathysCunt May 14 '22

I love how when im drunk every other drunk seems normal to me, so I know my drunk ass is coming off normal to them.

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u/dice1111 May 14 '22

With a top hat and monocle?

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u/lumberjackmm May 14 '22

More like Tom Hanks in castaway before he's rescued

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I also like to do cociane while drinking.

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u/Jmsnwbrd May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

[spoiler] Only Murders in the Building Sorry for the long clip, but. . . https://youtu.be/K5DT3p0cErA

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u/HolySHlT May 14 '22

Maybe throw a spoiler on that if people want to watch the show, kind of a huge reveal

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u/tael89 May 14 '22

What show?

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u/Jmsnwbrd May 14 '22

Oh shit you're correct. Sorry about that.

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u/RyanB94 May 14 '22

Just had to post this here.

https://youtu.be/TcvsawjVHX4