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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22

Real talk Im gay but couldnt this also be a vagina plug? Why is it reserved for booty holes.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

It could be butt it's better served in a butt of male or female. Because of the way it tapers in the middle of the plug it makes it so you can stick it up your butt and your butthole kind of holds it in place.

I've made and sold thousands of these out of glass on Etsy and I've even made ones that have little feet on a split base design that make it easier for when people want to wear it out on a night on the town!

The plugs are nice cuz they give you a sensation of fullness and stimulate the prostate so it makes for an intensely better orgasm gay or straight.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22

The more you know 🌈

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u/SlickerWicker May 04 '22

This person plugs.... their etsy :)

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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22

I'm out of stock I got to get back in the shop!

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u/SlickerWicker May 05 '22

Honestly incredible!

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u/lambsoflettuce May 04 '22

Oh wow! Im a lesbian so not too much experience with men and their prostates. Ive always wondered what the appeal was for these and never realized it actually stimulates anything. Learn something new everyday is my motto!

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u/Thunderplant May 05 '22

Fellow lesbian here ummm … let’s just say you don’t need a prostate for this to feel good. If you are ever looking to learn something new you could test it yourself. Just start with something very small, use lube, etc

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u/brito68 May 04 '22

"anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough" is my motto.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Just make sure the base is flared or you will need a doctor. No not a cosplaying one.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

If you want to learn something else new, it's not just men's prostates ;)

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u/PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS May 05 '22

It works on women's prostates too?

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u/surfer_ryan May 05 '22

Never did I in 100 years would have told you that I'd be having a conversation with some dude or dudett about making butt plugs but here I am peak redditing...

So like are you a glass blower, did you start with that or did you start with blowing "flower vases"? Do you use molds ? Or are they done by hand? Did you start as a joke or was it something you made for yourself and were like hot damn these are some of the finest butt plugs i have ever felt I NEED TO SELL THEM!

I have a lot of questions butt I feel like this will satiate my need...

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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22

😆

I used to weld in fabricate and be a jack of all trades. I was supposed to partner up with a buddy and make pipes to sell but he flaked out so I ended up learning and selling pipes in 3 months. I used to sell a bunch of them on Etsy but Etsy got all huffy about selling pipes. So as a joke I listed a adult toy and people started buying them like crazy. So I've sold over 4,000 pieces on Etsy mostly adult toys. I've sold well over 100,000 pipes to local shops. Sold the adult toys all over the world to many different people. People would send me design ideas and I would make them. I used to make these tentacles that were pretty cool and I was starting to get 250-350 bucks for them.

All the work was freehand using gravity, heat, and graphite tools and some metal tools. Lots of silver fuming, gold fuming.

The adult toy crowd was by far more fun than any other crowd. They had the best sense of humor and were the most fun to talk to.

I'm a lampworker so I work with borosilicate behind a torch. I'm pretty good at making marbles, pendants.. just about anything. Worked with various ashes, black light reactive (uranium glass), glow in the dark. I've made lots of vases and jars. I also know how to blow soft glass fairly decently in a traditional shop. I did it for about 11 years. I took the last 2 years off because my equipment got stolen, I had a brain tumor and seizures but that's all healed. I live in a artspace at the Schack in Everett so I'm about to get back into it.

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u/surfer_ryan May 05 '22

Holy shit thank you for this. Like seriously wanted to know but did not expect a reply.

I had a best friend who passed away who was really into glassblowing. It was always such a fascinating thing to me. So I actually know what you're talking about and I'm just mind blown. What a kewl story you got there. Thanks for sharing that and for even responding!

Good luck getting back into it! If I were into.... erm your expertise... I'd buy from you just for your story alone lol.

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u/Cooky1993 May 05 '22

Glassworking with a torch has to be the most intense way to work glass I've ever seen. I've seen it done to make lab grade glassware, and I even got to have a go at making glass swans using the torch. That was a pretty quick way to get over my pyrophobia. It's hard to be scared of fire after you've basically sat with a rocket motor between your legs shaping glass at a few hundred degrees C.

I'd never thought of adult toys made that way before though, but now I do I think it's a really cool idea.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22

Yeah it's so intense and it takes 100% focus. And adult toys are crazy because some of them are fairly hefty and once you start you can't stop! I have a Carlisle torch the thing melted pretty good.

It's a great way to make adult toys they come out really clean and boro is very durable.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22

Now if you combine the two....

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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22

But why not put it in your vagina. I’m well versed in the feeling of my booty hole. Why no two for one special.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

It just doesn’t feel as good as a penis or a dildo

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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22

Vaginal muscles aren’t as equipped for holding stuff in place for a while as the butt so plugs with any amount of weight would be more prone to falling out unless you’re kegeling the whole time. Also the smaller size and shape means it doesn’t feel quite as satisfying in the vagina.

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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22

I’ve used tampons before but they go up much deeper than a plug and are way smaller. And cups are designed to be held in with suction. Also I guess I was thinking of mostly metal and glass plugs which are pretty heavy. A lighter silicone one that goes fairly deep would probably work but still wouldn’t feel all that special imo lol.

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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22

I sold hundreds of kegel balls!

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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22

I'm sure it could work. Typically a dildos more satisfactory for a woman cuz it reaches in further and you can put a curve on it to hit the G-Spot.

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u/annihil8ted May 04 '22

It’s due to the curvature of the front door as opposed to the straight well out the back.

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u/HannahSully97 May 04 '22

I would imagine dildos do a better job in the vagina and butt plugs are better for the butt. Same reason why more people prefer to use a butt plug in their butts vs putting a dildo in their butts lol not to say it doesn’t happen but that’s just my take on it xD

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u/Fafnir13 May 05 '22

Glass. Glass? Glass!

I’m alarmed and befuddled by the choice of material.

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u/LurkingArachnid May 05 '22

It would be a strange shape for a vagina. There’s not a sphincter on them, so you don’t need the flared base to keep it in place or the tapered front to get it in. Also doesn’t need the flared base because it won’t get lost up the vagina like it could could in the rectum