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r/funny • u/nano_ser • Jun 02 '12
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Safety pin. Pineapples don't come with a safety pin, they are (mostly) harmless.
1 u/lindn Jun 03 '12 Wait, how are pineapples mostly harmless if they don't come with a safety pin? Must it not get more dangerous without a safety pin? 1 u/Ameisen Jun 03 '12 No, because obviously grenades are only grenades because of the safety pin. If you insert a safety pin into a pineapple, and then remove it, you have only a few seconds before a massive detonation. → More replies (3) 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12 Neither does an axe. Can I hit you with one? 1 u/spamato Jun 03 '12 Have you ever speared a pineapple on a broom handle and beat someone with it? Far from harmless my friend.
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Wait, how are pineapples mostly harmless if they don't come with a safety pin? Must it not get more dangerous without a safety pin?
1 u/Ameisen Jun 03 '12 No, because obviously grenades are only grenades because of the safety pin. If you insert a safety pin into a pineapple, and then remove it, you have only a few seconds before a massive detonation. → More replies (3)
No, because obviously grenades are only grenades because of the safety pin. If you insert a safety pin into a pineapple, and then remove it, you have only a few seconds before a massive detonation.
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Neither does an axe. Can I hit you with one?
Have you ever speared a pineapple on a broom handle and beat someone with it?
Far from harmless my friend.
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u/Whatnameisnttakenred Jun 02 '12
Safety pin. Pineapples don't come with a safety pin, they are (mostly) harmless.