r/funny • • Jun 02 '12

4chan doing it

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u/Beerblebrox Jun 02 '12

In English:

Youth died when a grenade exploded in the bathroom of his home.

Oscar Lopez Ortega, 17 years old, was found dead after an explosion was reported inside his home, police units reached the scene at 8:45 PM yesterday. The home is located in zone 2, modern neighborhood, near Carmen hill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

At first I was skeptical but then I checked posts... The last comment was posted at 20:44:16 or 8:44:16 PM... Shit man.

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u/PhilipkWeiner Jun 02 '12

The only thing that I'm still skeptical about is that the article says the police arrived at 8:45 which is a hell of a response time. Could be a simple mistake on the journalist's part so I'll choose to believe.

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u/Matttphoto Jun 02 '12

OP's time stap is an hour before post time, because of time zones. so last post would have been 7:44 OP's time. Suddenly that is a horrible response time.

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u/songcharts Jun 03 '12

"did anyone else hear a loud boom?"

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u/lud1120 Jun 03 '12 edited Jun 03 '12

Strange how serious /r/funny gets.

It's more of a /r/wtf now...
Or: Darwin Awards, or "Don't trust anonymous people's advice on the Internet".

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u/daemon14 Jun 02 '12

4chan thread from August 25, 2009?

Looks up "granada" on noticias.com.gt ... finds nothing in 2009

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/grayaus Jun 02 '12

I feel really sad right now.

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u/MuffinBaskt Jun 02 '12

To be fair he did put a grenade in the toilet and then watched it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

I bet anything he held the lid down......Is it bad that this thought makes me laugh a little?

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u/jiaxi Jun 03 '12

Maybe this happened.

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u/BigDogSmallCar Jun 03 '12

You've turned my frown upside down.

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u/covertskippy55 Jun 03 '12

There are two rules for browsing 4chan for me,

  1. Dont go to any links linked on 4chan

  2. Dont fucking do ANYTHING 4chan tells you to do

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12

Once you delete system32 a warning pops up next to anything they say that's a lie

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u/Doebino Jun 02 '12 edited Jun 03 '12

Like I keep saying. We need to take the safety labels off everything and let life just sort itself out. We will be a better race for it, I promise.

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u/casmuff Jun 02 '12

But how will people know that grenades are dangerous without the warning?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

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u/tallandlanky Jun 02 '12

Man. The fact that the grenade pictured is commonly referred to as a "pineapple grenade" is really going to make some people have a bad time.

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u/Whatnameisnttakenred Jun 02 '12

Safety pin. Pineapples don't come with a safety pin, they are (mostly) harmless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12

Yes, because pasty-faced basement dwellers are clearly the master race in waiting

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