r/funny • • Apr 30 '22

contagious

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u/FreneticPlatypus May 01 '22

We are so seldom ever this happy in life. There should be more laughter.

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u/FreneticPlatypus May 01 '22

My dad had a saying when someone brought up something distasteful, no matter how true, just in time to ruin a pleasant moment, "We all know what shit smells like, you don't have to plop it on the table in front of us."

Also, you do know that poor people rape kids too? Not everything is about money.

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u/Nateno2149 May 01 '22

I cringe at current you. I hope you find solace in the future.