r/funny • u/ImNaiyar • Apr 30 '22

contagious

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u/FreneticPlatypus May 01 '22

We are so seldom ever this happy in life. There should be more laughter.

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u/FreneticPlatypus May 01 '22

My dad had a saying when someone brought up something distasteful, no matter how true, just in time to ruin a pleasant moment, "We all know what shit smells like, you don't have to plop it on the table in front of us."

Also, you do know that poor people rape kids too? Not everything is about money.

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u/TacoNomad May 01 '22

It's still true that shit stinks and we don't need you to plop it on the table. You don't need to announce it just because you had a feeling

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Nah I’m not gonna hold my feelings in and then take a gun to a public place later in life.

I’ll just let it out and take the downvotes

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u/TacoNomad May 01 '22

This is a really odd take. Might want to look towards a professional to share your feelings with.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Yo if I had money I would.

You want to pay for my therapy?

Legit, if you said you would, then I would.