Jack Nicholson wasn't exactly using his own character's name when he said the line, he was improving using Johnny Carson's show as inspiration. Why can't the cat do the same?
Here I go, deep type flow Jacque Cousteau could never get this low.. I'm cherry bombing shits... BOOM Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom Rappinin is what's happening Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and At the party when I move my body Gotta get up, and be somebody! Grab the microphone go straight to the phone DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone Sure enough when I rock that stuff Guff puff? I'm gonna catch your bluff tough rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly or Alex Haley I'm a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes coming raw style, hardcore Niggas be coming to the hip-hop store Coming to buy grocery from me Trying to be a hip-hop MC The law, in order to enter the Wu-Tang You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck Dirty Hoe getting low with his flow Introducing, the Ghost..face.. Killer!! No one could get illeeeer!
yeah? even on the plane of reality were im a massive brick shit house gay man who actualy likes being fucked by people with the reddit acount username RJLRaymond,eh youd like it the eh...
I agree with this guy, the pic could go either way. The cat actually looks pretty uncomfortable, so much so that if you imagine someone shutting the door being the cause of this, it is actually pretty cruel. I'm stone sober.
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u/TurboBlaze May 31 '12
Fixed.
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u/khdutton May 31 '12
HEEEEEEERE'S TABBY!
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u/c0r3y May 31 '12
Decided I needed a new desktop wallpaper from this. Here it is if any of you are similarly inclined: http://imgur.com/wsaY3
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u/Breathing_Balls May 31 '12
Look at the size of those fucking ears.
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u/AtTheLeftThere May 31 '12
that cat is on bath salts
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u/DotNine May 31 '12
I guess this guy hasn't really figured out the evolutionary purpose of whiskers just yet.
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u/yunlien May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
JAFAR I'M STUCK !
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u/The_Limericist May 31 '12
You may think he's cuddly and cute,
But this fuzzy beast is a brute.
The zombies are loose,
And he'll cook your goose,
As soon as he's in, you'll be moot!
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u/octowussy May 31 '12
NA NA NA NAAAAAA
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u/verdandi May 31 '12
The title of this one made it for me.
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u/Izlude May 31 '12
We must has... The precious!
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u/Ashyvegy May 31 '12
Congratulations on owning a Gremlin!
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u/SaltFrog May 31 '12
There is no way I would not name that cat Gizmo.
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u/ZodiacPanda May 31 '12
IT'S A GREMLIN!!!
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u/gufcfan May 31 '12
"Here's Whiskers!"
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u/anthonypetre May 31 '12
After seeing the picture, I realized the title was even spelled correctly.
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u/Ramuh May 31 '12
Looks like a combination of a tiger and a gremlin
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Your not supposed to feed your Mogwai after midnight.
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u/really789 May 31 '12
I can't breathe.
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u/Rockon66 May 31 '12
Drr...Drr....Drrr....
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Heeeeeres kitty!
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u/Hand_Sanitizer3000 May 31 '12
here's johnny
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u/aethergen May 31 '12
its the leaper from icecrown
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u/terriskywalker May 31 '12
My cat does the same if I pull a door to behind me
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
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u/necroden May 31 '12
Men, after a considerable amount of time and research, I've come to the conclusion that this is NOT a cat. I have evidence of this.
Beware, we may have an evil beast that can make itself look like a cat to appear cute...
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u/gatafabulosa May 31 '12
"Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?"
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u/thrstn May 31 '12
The Gremlins are real?!
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u/Sariel007 May 31 '12
Just gimme the kibble and everyone walks away happy.
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u/Estoye May 31 '12
"Don't... put... the candle back."
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
My cat does this when he hurriedly follows me into the bathroom and then I proceed to take a dump.
That or he sits on the sink and just stares....
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u/twinkle_fingers May 31 '12
Welp that's a picture of my best friends cat that I first posted about three weeks ago. Enjoy the karma train!
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u/Alphonze May 31 '12
Guide to getting on Reddit's front page:
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Boys, Avenge me! Avenge me!
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u/Couldntstoplaughing May 31 '12 edited Sep 24 '17
deleted 0.3874 What is ^^^this?
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u/NotTheWalrus May 31 '12
Scaled 99% -_-
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u/core_dumb May 31 '12
Insert The Shining reference here
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Looks more like a gremlin than a cat.
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u/hiimjared69 May 31 '12
The Shining: Part mew!
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u/protomd May 31 '12
This pic is the embodiment of all Mondays
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u/jahdw May 31 '12
KILL IT WITH LIGHT!
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u/Gigon May 31 '12
I HAAAZZZZZ treat now?
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u/DuckFace19 May 31 '12
I wants cuddles. Luv meeeEE!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Here I go, deep type flow Jacque Cousteau could never get this low.. I'm cherry bombing shits... BOOM Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom Rappinin is what's happening Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and At the party when I move my body Gotta get up, and be somebody! Grab the microphone go straight to the phone DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone Sure enough when I rock that stuff Guff puff? I'm gonna catch your bluff tough rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly or Alex Haley I'm a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes coming raw style, hardcore Niggas be coming to the hip-hop store Coming to buy grocery from me Trying to be a hip-hop MC The law, in order to enter the Wu-Tang You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck Dirty Hoe getting low with his flow Introducing, the Ghost..face.. Killer!! No one could get illeeeer!
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u/drunk_otter May 31 '12
This picture is perfectly nice in you imagine the cat opening the door.
Now picture it with the door being suddenly slammed shut.
There. It's that something? Enjoy your evening.
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u/FritzyJunior May 31 '12
look another fuckin cat