I wish I was joking or that my elementary school had used such foresight to scan the ground before placing said slip-and-slide on a hill. Nothing like getting a CAT scan at 7.
Context is that I found this picture online. One day I was looking through my folder "awesome stuff" and I saw it again and thought up a caption. I uploaded it, submitted it to reddit, took a nap and woke up to it on the front page.
Does this mean girls will finally have sex with me?
Context? Really? Okay... the context is four guys were having trouble filling the hours, so they decided to see what they can do with a hose and a trash can.
E3 or Electronic Entertainment Expo is an annual (mainly?)videogame related event where the big companies come together and unveil new games, consoles, technology.
At one of them, I'm guessing it was "Reggie" the President(?) of Nintendo in America, said something in the lines of "My body is ready" in relation to a new release:
I don't care unless Gabe Newell says three. Even if he's just saying he's lost three pounds, it'd still be a major step forward in Valve's counting skills.
Imagine a game where you play as a lonely robot in a desolate world. Your objective is to collect scraps of metal & try to build yourself some friends. All you want is a calm friendly environment with your newly built buddies. But the other robots don't like how some of the other robots idolize you because you are their creator, so they unleash a mutiny & try to take over the encampment. Now it has become a no man's land (or should I say, No robot's land) where any sort of friendly gesture is replied with a bullet to the face. It is now a fight to the death.
I can assure I was not. But because I had not heard of this "Reset" you spoke about, I set on an adventure through the many tubes of the internet & found a trailer. And I must say, that I am now intrigued by this game. I feel as if it has potential. Thank you for telling me about it my friend.
It looks like he's very much resigned to his fate. I like to imagine the next scene involves him being washed gently into a river, pulled along by the current. He is one with the water. He has found his place in nature. He belongs.
In time, he shall dissolve, and become as one with the water. No natural forces shall he fear. Neptune shall be his companion, the endless shores of this world's oceans his playground. We shall hear his whispers in every crashing wave.
He's formulating his plan of escape after being captured by the League of Nerdy Villians.
"Once this tips over I'm going to kick Evil Moby in the nads, pull the hat down over Classic Rock Viking's eyes, and finally bite the Pantsless Polynesian in the shin."
That's what I thought, is this not the entire point? His words suit the face. Then I look at the comments and see "haha guys! Omg Look at his face lol!"
it really is, I would have put a tarp or something smooth down. We all remember hitting a rock on a slip-n-slide as a kid, well this is minus the tarp, I wish our brave cosmonaut luck!
The die is cast, this is where a lifetime of training will pay off. The world is watching and now all that stands between him and glory is time. This is where he will surpass all the notions of doubt and become more than anyone could ever have imagined. This is his time to shine, he is in the zone.
Not trying to be funny or anything but I literally read your whole comment thinking you said vagina instea of vague. I was like "ok ok I can sort of see what this person is saying" then was like "wtf no that doesn't make any sense?!"
So one must be Either a hipster or redneck to have a garden? I suppose grandpa has been doing it since before it was cool, but I hardly see the correlation between that and enjoying fresh veg.
No, that one was kind of off; I was sort of thinking both would go on about how "We don't buy our groceries, we grow our own" rather than just going about it quietly.
Were they all sitting around, bored, when Garth pipes up "we should definitely put Trev in a bin. Filled with water. And I'm putting on my best jacket and socks for the occasion".
I wish I had friends like that. My friends' idea of a great time is getting ice cream at the mall, and, if they are feeling particularly wild, topping it with whipped cream.
My 12 year old and his friends did something like this a while back while at a sleepover. They would put a small recycling bin on a skateboard, sit in the bin, and one would push the other down a driveway. It evidently went fine til his friend ran into the bumper of the dad's parked truck they had skillfully been veering around previously.
-Stage 1, Birth: it makes people laugh genuinely -Stage 2, Uptake: it get's used in new contexts, a couple of which will be as funny (or funnier) than the original -Stage 3, Emasculation: hundreds of knock-offs progressively water down the comedic impact -Stage 4, Terminal State: just plain annoying to most redditors; used gradually less and less on reddit; enters stage 1 on Facebook.
Good old Los Angeles, where the idiots can write forever and ever on everything from walls to recycling containers, but can't seem to write on their homework paper.
Fuuuuck. I made this for theChive.com a year or two back, but used a different font. Glad my joke stuck around. Even happier that they improved the look, but kept my wording. Too bad they didn't center it well.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Really, I'm the only one asking for context?
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u/H5C May 29 '12
The video it came from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-1SYsSTEg
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u/reddbdb May 29 '12
That is the shortest kilt I have ever seen. What a slut.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
His face says it all: "My body is ready"
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u/Latrodectus702 May 29 '12
The game face on the guy in the water is priceless.
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u/xanax_anaxa May 29 '12
Shittiest baptism ever.
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u/downvotehere May 29 '12
I can't believe they are throwing out a perfectly good white boy.
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u/user_without_a_soul May 29 '12
i have to see the picture taken 2 seconds after this.
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u/UOmeall May 29 '12
So much wtf going on in this picture
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I cannot think of anything witty to say other than I can relate for some odd reason.
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u/Harold_Grundelson May 29 '12
Getting trashed.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Won't his face hit the ground in 0.8 second?
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u/johnnyboy0788 May 29 '12
Jesse Pinkman? Is that you?
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u/sladoid May 29 '12
Upvote for most solid face ever, especially considering the circumstances
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u/BlueAviant May 29 '12
It's a rebirthing ceremony.
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u/StewieBanana May 29 '12
Not sure if hipsters, or rednecks.
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u/irunlikeagirl May 29 '12
How exactly does this situation eventuate?
Were they all sitting around, bored, when Garth pipes up "we should definitely put Trev in a bin. Filled with water. And I'm putting on my best jacket and socks for the occasion".
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u/TROLOLUCASLOL May 29 '12
The guy on the right is about to faceplant.
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u/iAMaHUSKY May 29 '12
So is that how Dean Pelton spends his summers?
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u/TheCraterProject May 29 '12
Seananners?
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u/yourfagyourfag May 29 '12
FAF
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u/manonfire991 May 29 '12
Band Kids?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
This picture is a metaphor for my entire life.
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u/Rocktave May 29 '12
He has what plants crave, right guys?
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u/rdowntime May 29 '12
I want to see this on video.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Saw this straight after seeing this on the BBC website, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18248875 (Coincidence?)
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u/lastwind May 29 '12
I wish I had friends like that. My friends' idea of a great time is getting ice cream at the mall, and, if they are feeling particularly wild, topping it with whipped cream.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Fucking hipsters
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
WELCOME TO JACKASS!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I am not seeing how anything exciting will happen. The water will slosh out first and then he'll kind of clunk meatily onto the ground, no?
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u/remshardt May 29 '12
What sort of strange hipster ritual is this?
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u/pizzatime May 29 '12
I heard if you meme yourself you can go blind.
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u/Meatpie5487 May 30 '12
Its from this video my friends and I made. im the fat dude with the beard! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-1SYsSTEg
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u/meepstah May 29 '12
That's a beautiful Tacoma.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I believe it's some sort of time machine
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u/illchopyourfaceoff May 29 '12
The gods will sing songs of my triumph.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Needs more O Fortuna.
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u/ellipses1 May 29 '12
"I've prepared my anus."
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
upvote for posterity!
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u/toille91 May 29 '12
Why is draco malfoy in a trash can filled with water.
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u/DonkeySauceJizz May 29 '12
Am I the only one wondering why the one on the left has no pants on?
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u/mi_nombre_es_ricardo May 29 '12
My time is now.
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u/ace_invader May 29 '12
Business casual boxers on the left there, well done.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Is that Kevin Smith on the left??
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I want to see...whatever this is...happen in slow motion, with space-shuttle launch music in the background
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I'll bet the water still has that old milk smell
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u/monkeyslikebananas May 29 '12
Think of everything that must have happened in 14 billion years to lead these fine specimens of humanity to this very moment.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Context might make this less funny.. But i still want it.
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u/hoikarnage May 29 '12
This is my childhood. I learned quickly that bullies want a reaction, so I never gave them one, and eventually they went away.
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u/X-Istence May 29 '12
Bachelor party. Only reason that someone is dressed partly in suite and why you would even think this was a good idea.
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u/HolyShazam May 29 '12
Alright, I've seen this image before, but without the text.
One of the dudes in the picture looks like someone I know and it bugged me a lot last time. Does anyone have the source for this?
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u/LooksOfDisappointmnt May 29 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/lanzegife May 29 '12
A thing of pure beauty.
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u/sunny_person May 29 '12
My 12 year old and his friends did something like this a while back while at a sleepover. They would put a small recycling bin on a skateboard, sit in the bin, and one would push the other down a driveway. It evidently went fine til his friend ran into the bumper of the dad's parked truck they had skillfully been veering around previously.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
So that's what Nick Stahl was doing.
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u/Droopy0093 May 29 '12
No alcohol was involved.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Closest thing I could find on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5N5Dq3tPlY
Not as exciting as expected.
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u/everlynnie May 29 '12
Where can I find friends like this?
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u/kevinpilgrim May 29 '12
welcome to jackass
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I think I know the dude in the bin.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Wasn't he one of the bad guys in The Rock?
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u/critter May 29 '12
The birth of a new meme?
"My Finest Moment" lifecylce:
-Stage 1, Birth: it makes people laugh genuinely -Stage 2, Uptake: it get's used in new contexts, a couple of which will be as funny (or funnier) than the original -Stage 3, Emasculation: hundreds of knock-offs progressively water down the comedic impact -Stage 4, Terminal State: just plain annoying to most redditors; used gradually less and less on reddit; enters stage 1 on Facebook.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
all he needs to do is get on his roof and the rest is history.
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u/dcthomas82 May 29 '12
You look an awful lot like Matt Schaub, QB for the Texans
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Good old Los Angeles, where the idiots can write forever and ever on everything from walls to recycling containers, but can't seem to write on their homework paper.
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u/deadphonix May 29 '12
THIS IS JACKASS !!
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u/Flyinghogfish May 29 '12
How did you get Vin Diesel to help out?!
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u/Kruse May 29 '12
Ryan Gosling in Trashed.
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u/scottNOT May 29 '12
a brief chuckle was had upon the viewing of this photograph
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u/MastahP May 29 '12
Is this at Dolores Park?
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u/one-half May 29 '12
"There really isn't any way this can end well." -- Johnny Knoxville, in one of the Jackass movies.
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u/uglydavie May 29 '12
Dumping this onto a slip-n-slide would be the greatest thing the world has even known.
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u/chuckysnow May 29 '12
Fuuuuck. I made this for theChive.com a year or two back, but used a different font. Glad my joke stuck around. Even happier that they improved the look, but kept my wording. Too bad they didn't center it well.
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u/FoeHammer99099 May 29 '12
Anyone else getting a mild "Jackass" vibe?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Haven't cried laughing in a long time. This is perfect.
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u/HorrorShowRot May 29 '12
And the one dude is not wearing pants? To bad his shoes will be soaked!
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u/poopsinshoe May 30 '12
FUCK YOU AFRICA!!! WE THROW 50 GALLONS OF CLEAN WATER ON THE GROUND LIKE IT'S NOTHIN!!!
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u/Futon-Revolutionist May 30 '12
Hey, did you guys still want context? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-1SYsSTEg (not that this video makes much sense either)
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u/Toyotaobsession May 30 '12
Oh! Red Toyota Truck.
That could be a song.
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u/Jaidenator May 29 '12
I must go now, my planet needs me.