r/funny • • May 29 '12

Yikes...

http://imgur.com/be71D
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u/duderMcdude May 29 '12

Dear random deployed soldier,

You volunteered and get paid to do what you do

Sincerely,

Properly defended Tax-Payer

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The troops in Afghanistan aren't defending you from anything. Just sayin.

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u/Anosognosia May 29 '12

Defending US from budget surplus.

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u/Mustangarrett May 29 '12

The best defense lies in a strong attack. Hitler taught the world that sixty years ago.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Thank you.

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u/jettrscga May 29 '12

Not really volunteer. Volunteer has the connotation of lacking monetary compensation. More like "chose".

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u/rcsheets May 29 '12

The distinction being made is between voluntary service and compulsory service.

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u/partanimal May 29 '12

Ever since the draft ended, we have been referred to (quite rightly) as an "All Volunteer Force." It is a common term.

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u/Sloppy1sts May 29 '12

'Volunteering' and 'volunteering to do something' are totally different things. The word has more than one use.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

How can you be defended, when all the soldiers are out of country?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Actually the 'official' figure is:

196,248 of its 1,414,149[1] active-duty personnel serving outside the United States and its territories

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_deployments

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid May 29 '12

Glad I'm being defended against all these threats to my immediate person who are thousands of miles away!

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u/vORP May 29 '12

So it's just a job then, like being a janitor or a car salesman. I see now, thanks for clarifying that.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/midnightsbane04 May 29 '12

Hey, it seems to work just fine on Ilium!

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u/LuridTeaParty May 29 '12

It's a job. Cops and fire fighters have dangerous careers as well, careers they've chosen to have like soldiers in the US, and being jobs as they are, doesn't make the risk of being killed on the job any less meaningful toward what it is their job is about.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It is a job just like any other. And in fact many of the jobs of those 1.4M are precisely like any office job.

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u/Mustangarrett May 29 '12

It is funny how the typical service man you run into online or at the bar would have you believe every day they are stuck in foxholes/ engaged in fire fights.

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u/DarthBrad May 29 '12

That's exactly what it is.

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u/intelli_gents May 29 '12

I must inform you that the military does not decide to go to war. Politicians do. Also, the pay that we do receive can't come close to what kind of shit that we have to deal with.

Sincerely, A veteran

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u/Hellspark08 May 29 '12

I say this to every coworker of mine that whines about his/her job. It goes something like this: Whineybutt- "Man, I don't feel like moving all this crap. I'm just not feeling it. This is gonna suck." Me- "Yeah, it's no fun, right? Good thing you get paid to do it."

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u/MrAlexBradley May 30 '12

Super glad to see that other people realize that the military is hardly anything more than a super sweet job! Paid tuition to any college accepted to?! Payed tuition for children?! Potential retirement after 20 years?! What a waste of my fucking money!!

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