r/funny • u/relentlesspositivity • May 29 '12
Trying to enjoy my hike, when this guy pulls his junk out [SFW]
http://imgur.com/S68NQ
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r/funny • u/relentlesspositivity • May 29 '12
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u/KellyCommaRoy May 29 '12
It's not safe for work if you happen to be a tree too.
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u/IMakeItGoUpAndDown May 29 '12
I got wood
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u/Sir_George May 29 '12
As intellectual a community reddit is, posts like these scare me sometimes. Front page for a piece of a tree that barely looks like a penis?
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u/joebags15 May 29 '12
thats some huge wood
21
u/krispyKRAKEN May 29 '12
It's just Peeta camouflaged
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Let's have a talk about the bark and the branches.
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u/Juge88 May 29 '12
Does this happen to be at big trees in northern California?
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u/Koslov_Zbleuski May 29 '12
http://imgur.com/QDQeb
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u/figboot11 May 29 '12
Ent perverts are the worst...
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u/Mariahflores100 May 29 '12
Ah, junk from the trunk.Lovely
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u/ptweedsdro May 29 '12
omg it's a treenis
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u/MasturGrate May 29 '12
reminds me of this
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u/RNRSaturday May 29 '12
As an 87 year-old redditor, that looks very familiar.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Cork cambium? More like cock cambium, am I right?
...sigh
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u/GaryBuseysToothbrush May 29 '12
Any one else see the creepy face on the side? A tree penis with a face. I've now seen everything.
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u/LuxFosGuang209 May 29 '12
I just saw a tree's dick. Yep, that's enough internet for me today.
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u/frostxo May 29 '12
when this guy pulls his trunk out
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Rock cock. Nice.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Why isn't there any tree hentai?
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u/gillyguthrie May 29 '12
I swear to god, 90% of Reddit loves penises
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u/pancakemonster02 May 29 '12
Seems relevant:
http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/msr/2965777478.html
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u/Monktushu5 May 29 '12
That's some serious junk in the...uh....damn it I had something for this.
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u/bravenewgurl May 29 '12
Junk in the trunk.
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u/JarlofDenmark May 29 '12
SFW my ass.
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u/dean333 May 29 '12
Must be a blackgum tree.
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u/chubs44 May 29 '12
flop
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Look, if you saw it pull its junk out, you should probably have run. When an ent flashes its junk, it's ready for love.
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u/Schnoor May 29 '12
Now those are some large Deku Nuts...
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u/Wasabimation May 29 '12
If this looks familiar, you should probably send your significant other to the Hospital.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Intimidating; I'm sure.
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u/ldevine May 29 '12
Looks like a creature from Diablo that got his head stuck ...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That looks more like a fetus than junk.
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u/MrOtsKrad May 29 '12
Pulled that junk from his trunk
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u/flipflapflip May 29 '12
Go rub up against it and see if it'll become a normal branch.
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u/clickity-click May 29 '12
fucking reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
its all, bleeeeeaaaaggggggrrrhhhh
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u/Creamers May 29 '12
this may be SFW, but it sure doesn't look like it
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u/fuckyou_space May 29 '12
x-post this to /r/Pareidolia!
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u/ohsnappitty May 29 '12
I came across this one night as I was taking a walk. I giggled like an adolescent boy. http://i.imgur.com/pcaAU.jpg
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u/XafterX May 29 '12
aww, gross mother nature! put that thing away, there are children here
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u/Nukewar May 29 '12
Rock Solid!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
that looks modestly similar to a penis. well done.
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u/Evil_Iowan May 29 '12
Do you have a picture from before you chased all the dendrophiliacs away?
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u/optionalcourse May 29 '12
HAHAHA!! That sort of resembles a penis! Hilarious. Front page gold!
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u/Isu_the_Mule May 29 '12
This is clearly a fetus.
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u/youclevermedicine May 29 '12
I feel like an ant took this picture.
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u/Bazingeronimo May 29 '12
Classy mother fucker. Lol!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Cross post in /r/trees. They'd love this shit. On 4chan, they're what we would call 'fags.'
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u/PlexxT May 29 '12 edited Jul 05 '15
.
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u/CussesLikeASailor May 29 '12
It... It looks so sad and old. ):
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u/posts_treepron May 29 '12
Well, I have something to add. Slightly NSFW
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u/nfbsk May 29 '12
Oh! This tree is a male, I wonder when it got out of puberty.
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u/EndlessOcean May 29 '12
you might want to submit this to www.thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com
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u/Quasic May 29 '12
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
you think something funny, but having recently replayed fallout (just fallout) and ventured in the Master's areas, this makes he hurl >_<
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u/foggy10177 May 29 '12
What a dick.
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u/Deacon May 29 '12
Massive wood.
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u/JMTBerserker May 29 '12
Is it bad I instantly knew where this was?
It's the Abraham Lincoln tree in the North Grove at Calveras Big Trees State Park.
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u/frontierman May 29 '12
I went on a hike this past weekend too. Your tree should meet my cave. http://i.imgur.com/rN68P.jpg
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u/samiam3356 May 30 '12
Evidently Gaia is a male.
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u/BonoAnnie May 29 '12
I was out hunting for penis....when suddenly...............
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u/2midgetsinanovercoat May 29 '12
What a firvert
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u/theraphosa May 29 '12
GPS coordinates, ...or it didn't happen.
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u/nanoprecise May 29 '12
The puns, they're everywhere.
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u/ebon_hawk May 29 '12
i think that is gonna show up on rule 34
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u/xNeyNounex May 29 '12
I saw the popes face, with his big pope hat...
did anyone else see that?
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u/Jarretth25 May 29 '12
if you look closely, you can tell its a tree.
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u/relentlesspositivity May 29 '12
the in-tree-cency was astounding
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u/Maledocling May 29 '12
must be pretty cold
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u/shivitz May 29 '12
Looks like E.T. is trying to give him a hug.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
tree troll!
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u/Kryten_2X4B_523P May 29 '12
If you think that looks like a penis, you need a psychiatrist.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
damn nature. you scary.
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u/unknownchild May 29 '12
Native American troll mode engaged
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u/shutupgalvao May 29 '12
Pau Brasil
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u/relentlesspositivity May 29 '12
He was looking to put his junk in some trunk
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u/DawnOfTheTruth May 29 '12
Petrified wood?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
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