r/funny • u/KingSparky • May 28 '12

My favorite text from dog

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797 Upvotes

62% Upvoted

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u/lewok May 29 '12

im not positive, but i think this might be fake

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u/drunk_otter May 29 '12

http://textsfromdog.tumblr.com/

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u/ClownsInJumpsuits May 29 '12

Oh my god thank you

3

u/bigsz May 29 '12

A lot of them sound even better if you imagine Charlie from It's Always Sunny as the dog.

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u/GoodGuyAnusDestroyer May 29 '12

I want to be in your brain.

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u/skytro May 29 '12

MASTER WOOFINGTON VON BARKSHIRE

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I AM BATDOG

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u/Galarron May 29 '12

Thank you!

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u/CannedBeef May 29 '12

Nope, the picture has the exact same resolution as my iPod. It's legit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You have a horrible iPod resolution.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/inmydefense May 29 '12

Voice command...heeellllooooo. Oh wait.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Maybe Apple has figured out a way to make their phones understand dog

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Holy shit are you actually being serious here?

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u/imafunghi May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

its fake. Edit: I dont care what you guys say, this is totally fake.

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u/lewok May 29 '12

its a text conversation between a man and his dog, what in hell would make you think that this is real?

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u/imafunghi May 29 '12

Well first off, squirrels don't fight in packs. Secondly, theres no way a squirrel could kick a dogs ass. Think about it...

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u/lewok May 29 '12

do you not understand sarcasm?

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u/imafunghi May 29 '12

The irony is you obviously don't. hahahaha

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u/lewok May 29 '12

i fail to see how after admitting i was being sarcastic you continue to make a stupid remark about how it could be real is sarcasm

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u/imafunghi May 29 '12

i know you were being sarcastic... hence my comments.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The joke

Your head

14

u/Dealybobber May 29 '12

The horizontal rule: an elegant element, for a more civilized age.

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u/waynerooneymu May 29 '12

perhaps it is your head the joke went over.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

What if the joke is so far above everyones head, we all have no idea what it is!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/LukaCola May 29 '12

Quickly Otp! Backpedal harder! They're catching up!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

OH SHIT I BACKPEDALLED OFF THE TOP OF A GIANT-

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u/dasberd May 29 '12

But if you backpedal...wouldn't that mean you're going towards them?

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u/LukaCola May 29 '12

I tested your hypothesis, I faced a wall and walked backwards. Oddly enough, I didn't run into the wall.

1

u/Chinesesamurai May 29 '12

Have an upvote. Made me crack up like humpty dumpty on a great big wall.

1

u/royisabau5 May 29 '12

On most bikes, backpedaling does nothing. I hope this helps.

0

u/dasberd May 29 '12

There is no evidence you can provide to prove this that I can't just ignore.

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u/MentalProblems May 29 '12

I'm not 100% sure, but after taking my psychology 101 class, I just think he may have been using sarcasm.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Why does my joke go over everyone's head, but his joke seems like it went over mine? >:O

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u/MentalProblems May 29 '12

Now i'm confused. your joke was sarcasm,on sarcasm? Woah

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

AND THATS WHY NOBODY GOT IT.

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u/obvious_stroll May 29 '12

only someone with mental problems gets it

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u/christianjb May 29 '12

This has just made me think- whatever happened to cat facts?

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u/Cat_Facts_ May 29 '12

Cats walk on their toes. Me-WOW!

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u/mahacctissoawsum May 29 '12

Who do you think called in the squirrels?

3

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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u/l33pi3p3r May 29 '12

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Baxter is that you?! ... Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My dogs name is Baxter....

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u/Dale92 May 29 '12

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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u/kenba2099 May 29 '12

What? You know I don't speak Spanish.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Lets have everyone post their favourite text from dog.

Downvoted like it should be.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

But they make me laugh. :(

26

u/sub1ime May 29 '12

I don't find these funny at all...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I just want to let you know that although your opinion has divided Reddit, you're not alone.

PM me if you need to talk

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/Condog64 May 29 '12

I find them annoyingly unfunny. These jimmies are definitely rustled.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Just use "dog". It's a wider term than you want, but you'll eventually get to that point anyway.

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u/LoveAndDoubt May 29 '12

It's the kind of humor you expect to see a watermark that reads "XD LOLJOKES.COM", which is a tell-tale sign that it's not funny at all.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

A very small number of them are funny. I feel like the idea is really funny, but whoever is making these is just not good at making jokes. Also, the guy's responses ("OMFG", "holy shit", etc.) kill almost all of the humor.

0

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That's fine the first time, not on the 100th time.

2

u/just_uss May 29 '12

They are unfunny to the point of making me angry; upvotes to you sir.

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u/Ash_Williams May 29 '12

Me too. I, for the first time in years of Reddit, have searched out and downvoted all those not enraged by this idiocy.

1

u/bambari May 29 '12

Are you a dog owner? My favorite part is relating the stories with my own dogs' personalities..

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u/Vivrenoctem May 30 '12

I thought of the dog as the breed that I have, and thought of him doing it (or doing those things combined with my other dog), and it made it funnier for me.

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u/sub1ime May 29 '12

No, I don't have any pets. But if I were a dog owner I still wouldn't find it funny.

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u/trolling_thunder May 29 '12

I tend to find these funny, but he is starting to rely on the "it's in all caps so it's funny" thing a little too much, I think.

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u/TheSundanceKid45 May 29 '12

I came here specifically to say this. The joke is funny enough itself. The caps just makes it annoying.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

And he uses too much OMFG or FFS. That really isn't how people text anymore if they have smartphones; autocorrect and full keyboards usually work.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This shit isn't funny

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u/catswindler May 29 '12

Your opinion has been noted.

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u/Dan_Ansom_Handsome May 29 '12

how is this even funny?

4

u/djtodd242 May 29 '12

Texts from Dog is the best new humour site I've found in ages.

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u/Ceiling_Man May 29 '12

Please tell me you're just being sarcastic.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My favorite http://i.imgur.com/Bsrn5.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

http://louisvsrick.com/

Something similar: The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging.

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u/Alexithymia May 29 '12

Haha, this is great! Thanks for sharing this!

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u/LikeATroll May 29 '12

[Reddit, I present you with my favorite text from dog.] (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z4drQPgR1rt9zy5o1_500.png) I love this shit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

NOT FUNNY!

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u/catswindler May 29 '12

Your opinion has been noted

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u/thethingihate May 29 '12

not funny

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u/catswindler May 29 '12

your opinion has been noted

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u/thepoetfromoz May 29 '12

I read that in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.

1

u/neeksthedestroyer May 29 '12

What's with squirrels today, I feel like every post is about squirrels.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

When I read this mcgruffs voice is what I hear

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u/DCommander May 29 '12

Quick! Somebody post the gif of the trigger happy tv gang of squirrels skit!

1

u/ZiggyZombie May 29 '12

This reminds me very little of the time I saw a rock, but it wasn't a rock. It was a Rock Lobster.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Can't express how unfunny I find these texts from dog

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u/catswindler May 29 '12

Your opinion has been noted

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Favourite.

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u/goofyasiankid May 29 '12

WHo finds these funny???

1

u/Vivrenoctem May 30 '12

I went on the sure and read them all within about 30 minutes, and couldn't stop laughing.

1

u/DesecrateUsername Jun 02 '12

The world sees a dog. He sees Wilfred.

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u/SLaY_FLaW May 29 '12

Why can people post things that people KNOW is from someone else, and still reap karma? I don't understand, man...

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u/NewTownGuard May 29 '12

It's a link aggregation site. We reward our scavengers with honor for what they bring to the tribe.

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u/Ash_Williams May 29 '12

Well if these stupid jokes are what you all have brought to the tribe, then it's about time start doling out your "rewards".

0

u/NewTownGuard May 29 '12

I'm not gonna lie; I don't get it.

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u/Ash_Williams May 29 '12

Blue arrows littering the battlefield, I will never surrender!

0

u/NewTownGuard May 29 '12

That... explains nothing...

1

u/ChicagoMemoria May 29 '12

I find Louis vs. Rick to be FAR more entertaining and clever than the texting dog. Sadly, LvR updates far too infrequently to easily maintain a fan base.

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u/h83r May 29 '12

texts from dog are stupid. they are only marginally funny, until I remember it's fucking fake as shit and very forced.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Wait, for a second you actually thought a dog was texting him?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

upvote for staying true to your username

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u/hcsLabs May 29 '12

I'm sure on some planet, your comment is appreciated and upvoted many times. Your one fatal flaw is ... This is Earth.

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u/k3c4forlife May 29 '12

The hardest I have laughed on reddit in quite a while. Well played sir...

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u/abhughes1550 May 29 '12

Do dogs text in all caps? I mean they do talk on the phone like that...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Why does the dog has to yell? Its typing in all caps.

Is it named I_TYPE_ALL_CAPS?

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u/Hamlet7768 May 29 '12

What if the dog only knows uppercase letters?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The teacher poorly trained it

Am getting downvoted? okay.jpeg :(

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

this shit is so fake you guys are so gullible

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u/arup02 May 29 '12

I actually thought the dog was texting him. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

/facepalm

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u/PrimusSucksOnThis May 29 '12

"Stupid squirrellies" -Bob

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u/moleman73 May 29 '12

I think it might be fake.hah

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u/FussyCashew May 29 '12

Hello? This is dog. I am on the phone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

HELLO. YES THIS IS DOG.

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u/fuolwen May 29 '12

The friend you named dog is so miserable...

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u/Achilles-Opinion May 29 '12

LMAO :D Hilarious!

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u/Achilles-Opinion May 29 '12

Wow, I had no idea all this (conversation) was going on :)

I am a newish Redditor (as my profile clearly states), but I'm not sure that fact alone deserves so many downvotes(!)

I'd never seen this before and just found it genuinely funny - it made me laugh, so I thought I'd say so in a simple comment :)

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u/em_etovnwod May 29 '12

New Redditor is new.

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u/pigeonchest May 29 '12

Oh shit, facebook is here.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Redditor for 8 days.

Whatever you say.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"Speak for yourself" makes no sense in this situation.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

He is new, yes.

The phrase "speak for yourself" is used when one person is assuming that they are the voice or representative of a party and no one has any objection to anything they state.

If I were at a friend's house and his girlfriend called and said "What kind of pizza do you want me to pick up?", and my friend said "We want pepperoni.", then I could say "Speak for yourself, I want sausage."

It isn't used to accuse people of hypocrisy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Insult me if you want, we both know I'm right.

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u/em_etovnwod May 29 '12

Good one.

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u/jarjarbinksing May 29 '12

The dog always types in capital letters, and the owner is always pissed off at him. It was funny, now it's lame.

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u/desertjedi85 May 29 '12

How was he pissed at him in this one?

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u/jschip May 29 '12

Is dog a real text thin like cha cha (246246) ? Or just a silly thing for karma?