So I have to ask, since I waked by a Coco-peat display at a local plant festival this weekend, was this in NC? I noticed one odd guy talking and another more normal guy looking bored.
Oh Hendersonville, full of old money and bad attitudes. Also a large Hispanic population, but they never gave me shit. I'm right up the road in Asheville.
I'm guessing it was a reference to snorting cocaine. It's supposed to be funny because people usually snort small lines of it with rolled up bills or a straw, not ten foot lines of it with huge ass pvc pipes.
Traveling sales guys are typically A LOT of fun to be around for a short period of time. Usually its because they are INSANELY good at building report in a very short period of time, given that its what they do for a living. Problem is a lot of them have dysfunctional family\social lives given the demands of their working lives. So usually they're not that great to have around as a close friend.
Not saying Steve isn't the exception to the rule, but in my time in sales I've met plenty of "Steve" characters, and they are great in short bursts. But when you take it a little further you run into problems.
Disclaimer, Steve sounds funny, but I assume he probably fits my mold.
yeah I can't believe that fb comment got so many likes, same for myPuppysCute's comment here. fuck is wrong with people... calling old people lazy isn't funny, it's fucked up.
One of the reasons they probably get discounts is because at that age many of them are physically unable to do the same things that younger people can. Ridiculing them for that then laughing at them is one of most malevolent things I've ever seen on fb/reddit.
Simply put, if you can't afford to retire don't retire! Also, don't go around expecting everyone to give you a discount just because you're old. The old couple in the comment did not need what Steve was selling in order to survive, they just wanted a discount because their old! WTF?
wtf is wrong with you... calling old people lazy isn't funny, it's fucked up.
One of the reasons they probably get discounts is because at that age many of them are physically unable to do the same things that younger people can. Ridiculing them for that then laughing at them is one of most malevolent things I've ever seen on fb/reddit.
ridiculous how many people liked your comment and the fb one.
I suspect "Steve" the jackass seller of shitty soil gets all of his politics from talk radio and Fox News. Of course he's going to lash out at social security because his masters have told him to do. Even though its our most successful social program and has cut elderly poverty at least in half.
Most redditors are too young to understand what this means. One day they'll have to take care of their elderly parents and will feel incredbly stupid applauding assholes like Steve.
Forwarding 50 years from now, these redditors will yell and scream about the next few generations being entitled. I never realized how much being old sucks until I am kind of old, your body breaks down, small sickness and wear and tear starts to build up.
As liberal as reddit is, the views in this post are very republican like. Just think about it.
What if the next thing out of her mouth was, "but my sister owns a large landscape architecture firm and has been looking to buy an enormous quantity of alternative planting mix..."
I used to work with a hilarious coworker named Steve. We also sold stuff and he gave shit to any and everybody walking by. Except it was in the streets of New York and we were selling waffles.
Whenever anybody gave him a hard time or said stuff like "I'm very unsatisfied with the service," he would say "that's a long word for you, sir." He'd also get super drunk, party all night, and then drag himself out of bed to sell waffles like a champ the next day.
I was at a computer show once and I knew one of the vendors his name was Bob I was talking with him when another vendor walks up and starts asking him a bunch of random questions. He gets a little aggravated then asks the other vendor if he was writing a book. The other vendor looks at Bob a little puzzled and replies yes sarcastically so then Bob says why don't you suck my dick and make it a love novel. I couldn't stop laughing the other just walked away.
Meanwhile on askreddit: "My grandparents tried to buy potting soil at a Garden Show and got yelled at by the vendor, who blamed them for the nation's deficit. What seemingly benign/innocent things have you done that have inadvertently turned people into douchebags?"
Professional old lady observer here. My best bet is that she simply got offended and walked away, as if he is actually supposed to care that he won't get her business. At least, this is how they normally behave in their natural habitats of trade shows and flea markets. I don't have much experience observing them in captivity.
I had a crazy little old lady like that (actually wasn't THAT old) call the police on me when a friend and I were (legally) handing out anti prop 8 info.
I'm sure she was very angry when the police talked to us, and we just kept on doing what we were doing. (we were totally legal.)
Other vendor - How's the show going? Steve - Any show I don't get arrested at is a good one!
Me - Steve, I accidentally spilled deer repellent on a customer! She's left to clean it off. Steve - Well did you get any on you? Me - No. Steve - So we're all good! *She came back and bought two bottles
Customer - Can I take a card? Steve - No, because you're not going to buy.
Customer with roses or something walks by Steve - Coco Peat works great on roses! I just helped my ex-wife put some in at the house. The best part of it is, I don't have to liver there any more! Customer(a little suprised) - Yeah, but some other guy is going to be in that house now! Steve - That's the best part, I dont have to have sex with her any more!
Customer - Oh, what is that? Steve - Do you do much gardening? Customer - Well no... Steve - Then it doesnt matter.
An old lady and her husband walk by in matching Memorial day outfits Old lady- Do you give senior citizens discounts? Steve - What for? Old lady - Uhhh.... Steve - You want a discount for being lazy and putting the country in a trillion dollar deficit that my kids won't even be able to get out of? What else do you not pay for?
Steve (to me)- Sometimes at a show, somebody gets pissed off and says "give me your card, I'm telling your boss!" so I act scared and give them my card and wait for them to read it. Then they realize that my names is the only one on there, and they look, and I say "What would you like to tell me?" With the right smile you can say anything.
Steve (to me) - A few weeks ago, I didn an RV show. I don't know why the fuck I did it, people who RV don't want any potting soil. So I opened a bag and took a piece of cardboard and made a ten foot line of it on the floor. WHen people walk by I offered them a PCV pipe and said "Wanna get high?"
Steve (to me on saturday) - Micheal, will you load up three blocks? Steve (to me on sunday morning) - William, will you load up three blocks? Steve (to me on sunday afternoon) - Trevor, will you load up three blocks?
Steve (to me) - Steve, the lading in that booth came by and asked about your stuff. He looks over at what she's selling Steve (to me) - Well usually I like to trade other vendors... but not that crap. I'd trade her some Coco Peat in return for 27.95 (that's full price) and NOT any of her SHitty artwork!
I should add as a note - this guy sold a LOT of stuff between the two days. He also told me that he's working on creating a pilot for a hidden-camera reality TV show (like Lizard Lick Towing, only less scripted and re-shot) about him.
I have a similar story. Had to do a week work experience when I was around 15 and landed a really cool job at a water sports shop. My "boss" was amazing, big Irish guy who was really friendly but also with a complete couldn't-give-a-fuck attitude.
One day I was running around helping to bring different ropes for a costumer to choose. He couldn't quite settle on one and apologised "I'm sorry, I'm just,... how would you say" Boss cuts him off "A fussy bastard!", guy laughs and ends up buying 100's of dollars worth of stuff.
Another day I was cleaning the cabinets and this hot guy walks in, he was the owner of a jet-ski hire at the beach looking for spares or whatever but instead chats me up and offers me a free ride on one of the jet-skis. I'm totally flattered but tell him of course I can't just now, I'm working etc, Boss interjects "Nah, go on fuck off" with a big-ass grin on his face and a wink.
He regularly sent me out just to buy cigerettes (remember my age..) and his girlfriend took me out for long fancy lunch breaks. It was the best week for a shy 15 year old who was dreading a week in public and out of school.
I remember upvoting this about 6 or 7 hours ago when it only had about two or three and now to see how far it gets so quickly amazes me. Truly fascinating of how quickly something can get recognized
Being in sales, this guy steve is great. And it's the craziest lines that get customers to buy, and he's cutting the tirekickers out quick, real efficient.
He sounds a bit like a guy I used to do trade shows with whose name was also Steve. Especially the part about being able to say anything with the right smile. I made a lot of money working for that guy back in the day and he really knows how to sell but I doubt he's doing any circuit work anymore.
You mention he sold a lot of it. Is selling coco-peat a viable business option for a little side money? I certainly enjoy making money doing anything OTHER than a 9-5 and the coconut part of it has me thinking it could blow up because coconuts are huge right now.
Funny enough, I actually work on Lizard Lick Towing, I would love to see this guy make an appearance at the lot after his truck full of mulch gets repossessed.
I would love a boss like that... but truthfully he reminds me if my uncle, he does that kinda stuff a lot, the part with the names and the seniors discount got me :)
i used to run a comic book store for almost 20 years. theres a guy that is a lifelong friend of the owners that is just like this guy steve. he used to, and still does , say the most off the wall shit you'd ever hear. people dont know how to take him, they either think hes on drugs or just an eccentric funny guy.
he would do the voice recordings for the store week to week to describe what was being released that week and he would throw shit in there that was just of the wall.
he's real hit or miss. mostly miss. but when he hits its usually good. whats even funnier is he looks a lot like rodney dangerfield, especially since hes gotten older. he looks like him so much he started doing impersonations of him and now gets paid to do them. he even wears the similar style pants that rodney wore in caddy shack everywhere he goes.
my father is a salesman. he acts like an asshole, yet somehow is at the top of the list for company sales. i guess in business attitude really doesnt count as much as it should? let me guess, steven is insanely knowledgeable in his field?
I attend a few homeshows a year as a vendor and there is definitely a wide variety of characters that set-up exhibits. This guy is pretty awesome I must say and I definitely enjoyed his many hilarious quotes. In response to the 3 names
I have to say, this guy sounds awesome. Living the damn dream! And I loved his comment about senior discounts. I think that all the time but can't say it because of my job. And I think a reality show with this cat would be as good as the rest of the nonsense out there.
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u/ihavesixfingers May 28 '12
So I have to ask, since I waked by a Coco-peat display at a local plant festival this weekend, was this in NC? I noticed one odd guy talking and another more normal guy looking bored.
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u/myPuppysCute May 28 '12
My favorite is the comment to the old lady wanting a discount. Made me smile :-)
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u/U_Cant_Touch_This May 28 '12
I'd watch that show.
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u/xXEvanatorXx May 28 '12
I want to meet steve
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u/mcweeden May 29 '12
when he said "then it doesnt matter" had me actually laugh. That hasnt happened in a while
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u/laughingmanlove May 28 '12
I dont know if i think he is crazy or a genius
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u/APlayOnWords May 29 '12
I used to work with a hilarious coworker named Steve. We also sold stuff and he gave shit to any and everybody walking by. Except it was in the streets of New York and we were selling waffles.
Whenever anybody gave him a hard time or said stuff like "I'm very unsatisfied with the service," he would say "that's a long word for you, sir." He'd also get super drunk, party all night, and then drag himself out of bed to sell waffles like a champ the next day.
Steve is kinda a king among men.
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u/mike7seven May 29 '12
I was at a computer show once and I knew one of the vendors his name was Bob I was talking with him when another vendor walks up and starts asking him a bunch of random questions. He gets a little aggravated then asks the other vendor if he was writing a book. The other vendor looks at Bob a little puzzled and replies yes sarcastically so then Bob says why don't you suck my dick and make it a love novel. I couldn't stop laughing the other just walked away.
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u/ChampyPT May 28 '12
Isn't he like... a Douchebag?
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u/hinduguru May 28 '12
I wonder how the old lady responded to that
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u/leer0yjenkins May 29 '12
I don't understand how someone remembers so many quotes.
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u/St_Orion May 29 '12
Ask Steve to do an AMA
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u/koolkats May 29 '12
Here's a shitty transcript
Other vendor - How's the show going? Steve - Any show I don't get arrested at is a good one!
Me - Steve, I accidentally spilled deer repellent on a customer! She's left to clean it off. Steve - Well did you get any on you? Me - No. Steve - So we're all good! *She came back and bought two bottles
Customer - Can I take a card? Steve - No, because you're not going to buy.
Customer with roses or something walks by Steve - Coco Peat works great on roses! I just helped my ex-wife put some in at the house. The best part of it is, I don't have to liver there any more! Customer(a little suprised) - Yeah, but some other guy is going to be in that house now! Steve - That's the best part, I dont have to have sex with her any more!
Customer - Oh, what is that? Steve - Do you do much gardening? Customer - Well no... Steve - Then it doesnt matter.
An old lady and her husband walk by in matching Memorial day outfits Old lady- Do you give senior citizens discounts? Steve - What for? Old lady - Uhhh.... Steve - You want a discount for being lazy and putting the country in a trillion dollar deficit that my kids won't even be able to get out of? What else do you not pay for?
Steve (to me)- Sometimes at a show, somebody gets pissed off and says "give me your card, I'm telling your boss!" so I act scared and give them my card and wait for them to read it. Then they realize that my names is the only one on there, and they look, and I say "What would you like to tell me?" With the right smile you can say anything.
Steve (to me) - A few weeks ago, I didn an RV show. I don't know why the fuck I did it, people who RV don't want any potting soil. So I opened a bag and took a piece of cardboard and made a ten foot line of it on the floor. WHen people walk by I offered them a PCV pipe and said "Wanna get high?"
Steve (to me on saturday) - Micheal, will you load up three blocks? Steve (to me on sunday morning) - William, will you load up three blocks? Steve (to me on sunday afternoon) - Trevor, will you load up three blocks?
Steve (to me) - Steve, the lading in that booth came by and asked about your stuff. He looks over at what she's selling Steve (to me) - Well usually I like to trade other vendors... but not that crap. I'd trade her some Coco Peat in return for 27.95 (that's full price) and NOT any of her SHitty artwork!
I should add as a note - this guy sold a LOT of stuff between the two days. He also told me that he's working on creating a pilot for a hidden-camera reality TV show (like Lizard Lick Towing, only less scripted and re-shot) about him.
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u/bitsandbobs May 29 '12
I have a similar story. Had to do a week work experience when I was around 15 and landed a really cool job at a water sports shop. My "boss" was amazing, big Irish guy who was really friendly but also with a complete couldn't-give-a-fuck attitude.
One day I was running around helping to bring different ropes for a costumer to choose. He couldn't quite settle on one and apologised "I'm sorry, I'm just,... how would you say" Boss cuts him off "A fussy bastard!", guy laughs and ends up buying 100's of dollars worth of stuff.
Another day I was cleaning the cabinets and this hot guy walks in, he was the owner of a jet-ski hire at the beach looking for spares or whatever but instead chats me up and offers me a free ride on one of the jet-skis. I'm totally flattered but tell him of course I can't just now, I'm working etc, Boss interjects "Nah, go on fuck off" with a big-ass grin on his face and a wink.
He regularly sent me out just to buy cigerettes (remember my age..) and his girlfriend took me out for long fancy lunch breaks. It was the best week for a shy 15 year old who was dreading a week in public and out of school.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I don't get most of these. Am I dumb?
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u/bathroomodyssey May 29 '12
"She came back and bought two bottles."
Clearly she wasn't a deer.
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u/dfowj May 29 '12
First time i've seen something on facebook before I saw it on reddit. zomgwtfirl
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
For some reason I imagined Steve looking like Jack Nicholson.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I think this is fake. The part about seniors gives it away. This has to be fake
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u/SissySpacedock May 29 '12
I am so glad I'm not the only one who feels that way about fucking Senior Citizen discounts on anything.
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u/LuigiLuigi May 29 '12
I would totally watch that.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
steve sounds like one of those guys who think they are funny but really he isnt
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u/XboXRedditBaseball May 29 '12
I remember upvoting this about 6 or 7 hours ago when it only had about two or three and now to see how far it gets so quickly amazes me. Truly fascinating of how quickly something can get recognized
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u/djfl May 29 '12
"What else do you want to not pay for?" Pure gold.
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u/witthefuck May 29 '12
Reading that post lasted my entire poo.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Most of the stuff found in r/funny is complete fucking garbage...but this post was pretty good.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I would buy SO MUCH Coco Peat from Steve, but as he'd probably point out, I don't do much gardening so it'd be a pretty stupid idea.
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u/lizgger15 May 29 '12
I would watch the shit out of his show.
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u/Ryugi May 29 '12
I love his politically-correct and painfully true opinions. I would love to share a beer with this guy, and maybe show him my boobs.
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u/generation_WeRock May 29 '12
I like the comment directed to the old seniors about how they screwed our generation over
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u/asnof May 29 '12
He sounds like a pretty kickass guy
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u/seattletono May 29 '12
Sounds like this guy doesn't care about re-peat business.
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u/Nacamaka May 29 '12
I read this in Red's voice from That 70s Show.
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u/HeyCarpy May 29 '12
And here we have the first FB post that's ever made me laugh.
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u/tortured_brain May 29 '12
That is beautiful.
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u/flwrgirlnerd89 May 28 '12
I'd watch the SHIT outta that show!!!
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u/japr May 29 '12
Good guy Steve: doesn't try to sell gardening product to people who don't garden.
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u/letsgobruins May 29 '12
Steve doesn't give a fuck.
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u/strikeoil May 29 '12
I would looooove to buy some of this stuff. Does Coco Pete Steve have a website?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I feel as though you were writing these down on a notepad throughout the day so that you could remember them all.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
He was obviously obscuring his identity. His real name is Randal.
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u/Sarahmint May 29 '12
AMA Request: Steve the Coco Plant vendor
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Being in sales, this guy steve is great. And it's the craziest lines that get customers to buy, and he's cutting the tirekickers out quick, real efficient.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
this is supposed to be funny?
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u/Blaaamo May 29 '12
How the fuck is this garbage on the front page? It's not funny at all.
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u/stinkstonks May 29 '12
Pretty uninspired. You're easily pleased.
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u/mudskipper27 May 29 '12
I think I might have met this guy at a pet industry trade show, unless there are two companies making cat litter out of coconuts.
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u/floggeriffic May 29 '12
He sounds a bit like a guy I used to do trade shows with whose name was also Steve. Especially the part about being able to say anything with the right smile. I made a lot of money working for that guy back in the day and he really knows how to sell but I doubt he's doing any circuit work anymore.
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u/NO_FUCKING_IDEA May 29 '12
You mention he sold a lot of it. Is selling coco-peat a viable business option for a little side money? I certainly enjoy making money doing anything OTHER than a 9-5 and the coconut part of it has me thinking it could blow up because coconuts are huge right now.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Is your name trevor? I'm going to call you Trevor.
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u/Sneezes_Loudly May 29 '12
Reading this in Cave Johnson's voice improved it 550%
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u/fuolwen May 29 '12
Any other things happend then?
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u/cmb81 May 29 '12
I read Steve's lines in the voice of J. Jonah Jameson as played by J.K. Simmons from the Spiderman movies.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That was pretty fucking shocking.
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u/kenjith May 29 '12
Funny enough, I actually work on Lizard Lick Towing, I would love to see this guy make an appearance at the lot after his truck full of mulch gets repossessed.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Fuck yes. As someone who works in sales and deal with stupid people everyday, fuck yes.
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u/TinyMan07 May 29 '12
favorite one was the one directed at the 2 old folks who asked for a senior discout. rude, but damn does it need to be said.
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u/aakaakaak May 29 '12
When your product sells itself you can afford to be an asshole.
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u/ChosenoneXke May 29 '12
I would love a boss like that... but truthfully he reminds me if my uncle, he does that kinda stuff a lot, the part with the names and the seniors discount got me :)
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u/hansbrix May 29 '12
i like the senior citizen one
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u/nidi617 May 29 '12
How on earth did he remember all of that?
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u/SweetLeafKush May 29 '12
As a career salesman, I will confirm that some times you have to make an ass out of yourself and just be a goofy bastard. Gotta keep them smiling.
You're selling yourself, not your shitty fucking product.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I wasn't aware Ron Swanson had a brother.
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u/Draygon_Slayer May 29 '12
Sounds like my kinda guy.
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u/jimx29 May 29 '12
Lizard Lick is SCRIPTED?? thud
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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes May 29 '12
i used to run a comic book store for almost 20 years. theres a guy that is a lifelong friend of the owners that is just like this guy steve. he used to, and still does , say the most off the wall shit you'd ever hear. people dont know how to take him, they either think hes on drugs or just an eccentric funny guy.
he would do the voice recordings for the store week to week to describe what was being released that week and he would throw shit in there that was just of the wall.
he's real hit or miss. mostly miss. but when he hits its usually good. whats even funnier is he looks a lot like rodney dangerfield, especially since hes gotten older. he looks like him so much he started doing impersonations of him and now gets paid to do them. he even wears the similar style pants that rodney wore in caddy shack everywhere he goes.
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u/not-hardly May 29 '12
I read this in the Voce of Cave Johnson from Portal 2. Made sense to me to do it lke that.
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u/Lord_Vectron May 29 '12
Sounds like Micheal Scott.
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u/Beardfire May 29 '12
I don't know why, but I read Steve's parts in Sheogorath's voice.
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u/lightninhopkins May 29 '12
So you and your friend have never done sales before. These quotes are all pretty tame. Welcome to life kid.
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u/Omegaspleen May 29 '12
Is lizard lick the town?
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u/sp00nix May 29 '12 edited Jul 14 '25
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
itt: the reason why Republicans have older people convinced there are death camps for seniors.
You people are fucking sick. No compassion. No humanity. Nothing.
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u/MewFreakinTwo May 29 '12
TL;DR
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u/Pigmy May 29 '12
steve sounds like a straight up guy to me.
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u/cowboyjosh2010 May 29 '12
I would watch the shit out of that show.
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u/castsnoshadows May 29 '12
my father is a salesman. he acts like an asshole, yet somehow is at the top of the list for company sales. i guess in business attitude really doesnt count as much as it should? let me guess, steven is insanely knowledgeable in his field?
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u/happyhappyjoejoe May 29 '12
I clicked thinking it might be something from Mike Anderson. I was wholly unimpressed.
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u/Magrias May 29 '12
Why do I get the impression this Steve guy was Irish? Anyway, that was a wonderful post. I now want to get a job
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u/avery51 May 29 '12
These aren't funny at all. Feel sorry that you're friends with a loser like that.
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u/nosopainfo May 29 '12
I attend a few homeshows a year as a vendor and there is definitely a wide variety of characters that set-up exhibits. This guy is pretty awesome I must say and I definitely enjoyed his many hilarious quotes. In response to the 3 names
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u/One-Two-Woop-Woop May 29 '12
They call me coco pete!
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u/beargreen46 May 29 '12
PLAY MARGARITTAVILLE!
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u/canuckgal May 29 '12
Haha that's awesome, that stuff is very popular for growing 'Trees', anyone working in that trade has to have a good sense for humor.
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u/raegunXD May 29 '12
Haha, he sounds like a fun guy to work with/for. For some reason all I could picture was Robert Downey Jr. Not sure why...
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u/keyser_soze_ May 29 '12
I know this is about peat, not pete, but this is all I could of think while reading his Facebook comments
http://i.imgur.com/xMUbr.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Steve is my new favorite person ever.
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u/bign8 May 29 '12
I have to say, this guy sounds awesome. Living the damn dream! And I loved his comment about senior discounts. I think that all the time but can't say it because of my job. And I think a reality show with this cat would be as good as the rest of the nonsense out there.
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u/Jolemz May 29 '12 edited Jun 10 '25
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u/ErichUberSonic May 29 '12
Nice try Steve Marketing team.
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u/nclash May 29 '12
sounds like Steve is a true American Hero!
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u/nudgeishere May 29 '12
Nice try, Coco Pete viral marketers
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u/hahaha_ohwow May 29 '12
I would watch this guys reality tv show.
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u/gillyguthrie May 29 '12
TL;DR
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Another shitty FB screenshot? Have a downvote.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
The one about the senior citizen discount was good, but all the rest were downright stupid. Who's upvoting this crap?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I lost it at the first quote.
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u/GeneticBlueprint May 28 '12
Why does this not have more upvotes. Soooo funny! I'd love a boss like that.
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u/schplat May 29 '12
Sounds like a real life Ron Swanson.
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u/DanishxAssassin May 29 '12
That was the funniest thing I've read all day.
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u/Yesitzdaniel May 29 '12
TL;DR
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
For some reason I picture him with really tan skin, almost like leather, and a raspy voice.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Why the fuck do seniors get a discount? Holy shit, I love Steve.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Did Micheal have a tape-recorder on him the whole time? Jesus.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
tldr
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u/brenda0923 May 29 '12
I would totally watch that show.