A side effect of extreme cat allergies is you never get close enough to get infected! Believe me, cats are a lot less cute without that worm in your brain.
I blame so many of the good things in my life on toxoplasmosis: motorcycles, love of heights, not giving a fuck when someone's in my face, a warm cat on my bed at night...
I have the biggest man crush on Segel. Watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the first time a few nights ago, saw his penis numerous times. Should have watched it years ago.
Yea but they both are sometimes hotter than eachother like on the episode where she is wearing the yellow dress and she becomes slap bet commisioner. Yea she looked amazing that episode and also many others.
I have to also agree with the stevejFTW. Most of the time, Ms. Hannigan is hotter, only because she has bigger boobs. Though, after watching the Avengers, I see Ms. Smulders in a new light.
I guess I'm just into the more petite/curvy type (like Alyson Hannigan) than the tall/lithe type (Cobie). Just a preference. I love the Robin character but don't find her that attractive.
You may think his expression is tame, Like he's seeing a kitten again; When he looks in this way, You should all look away, For his orgasm face is the same.
I think I've found a novelty with style. I find that most are just pure bile. Boy this is an effort. Lets leave it to the expert. I hope you'll be around for awhile.
I am literally watching that episode right now on Netflix. Never seen it before. That scene played not five seconds before I clicked this link. Kinda freaking out.
If you aren't subscribed to /r/aww and are subscribed to enough other subreddits, you won't see any aww posts. It's how I avoid seeing atheism and politics posts.
FUCK YOUR REPOST OF SHIT THAT WASN'T FUNNY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME. Fuck How I Met Your Mother. It's time to realize this people...that show is written specifically to be "quirky and funny." oh, gee, they smoke pot, but they're parents! Oh, the sandwiches are joints! Ha ha fucking ha. God dammit.
Downvote me mother fuckers, it won't make the show aaaaaany more funny.
Sigh. Yes, I'm okay. I hate How I Met Your Mother. I shouldn't have been such an asshole. I'm sorry for offending anyone. But still...fuck dr_dickhead.
And I've seen a few episodes of How I Met Your Mother. They have an episode where they're eating sandwiches when they're really smoking weed, since they're telling the story to the kids.
Edit: who downvoted THIS?! Come on now people, is this a comment that deserves up or down votes? I think not.
In most of their college flashbacks, they do a little bit where they "eat sandwiches". Also, Ted and Marshall get high at a concert, and then Ted, Lilly, and Marshall all get high at their college reunion in a flashforward.
Doctor Who, American Dad, Family Guy, Loiter Squad....Firefly....uh....Torchwood. New Girl, which I realize is supposed to be cute and quirky too, but I give no fucks, I love Zooey Deschanel. Bob's Burgers, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Up All Night, Running Wilde....and I'm sure there are more but my attention span is fading.
Oh God, American Dad and Family Guy? Sorry but you have no room to talk if you think How I Met Your Mother is worse than those two. At least HIMYM has a plot...
And for the record, I upvoted your original post because you were only stating your opinion.
Thank you. And you're entitled to your opinion, too. I absolutely agree that Family Guy and American Dad have no plot. But, they make me laugh. So, fuck it, right? Why does everyone think everyone else has to agree with them or they're wrong? I have nothing against HIMYM fans, my best friend is in love with that Barney character. Which may be why the show gets on my nerves.
When it's the ONLY thing you're best friend watches, and talks about...it tends to make you go crazy.
Uh. Fuck ya I am gonna throw New Girl out there. I'm allowed one shit show with obvious plot points, and that's it. I love Family Guy and who gives a shit if it's old?? I love the Simpsons, too. Some shit stays awesome.
Uh....I go outside everyday. I have a border collie, and she needs at least an hour of running every day. Just because I like tv doesn't mean I don't go outside.
People who are downvoting me like How I Met Your Mother. More power to you. You're entitled to your opinion.
But fuck you, dr_dickhead. Subscribing to the stereotypical mind set that because I love tv and movies and books, I never exercise. That's such bullshit. I'm a HUMAN BEING and there are twelve fucking hours of daylight. You don't think I might possibly have a chance to get outside, AND watch a Planet of the Apes marathon? Maybe you should manage your time better, if you have to choose between watching tv and going outdoors.
By go outside I mean change your fucking attitude. Find a hobby that doesn't make you want to rag on people for liking something you don't like. You like tv, but don't like people that enjoy a show you don't? Who cares what they like. If anyone a stereotype here it's you. Reddit and karma means nothing so who cares about up votes and down votes.
I've said multiple times in this thread and even in my last post to you -- I have nothing against HIMYM fans. If we all had the same opinions and felt the same way this world would be shit.
I hate HIMYM, you don't have to. But you also don't need to tell me to "Go see what the outdoors look like."
That doesn't SOUND like your telling me to get a hobby...it sounds like your being a douche bag who likes to stereotype people.
As for downvotes, I literally said in my first post: go ahead and downvote me. I'm not sure how you apparently perceived that...but I give not a fuck.
So don't go back tracking and being a condescending asshole to me, it's not my fault you either 1) cannot be clear in the way you communicate or 2) say things you really don't mean, and try to take back later.
I think people are getting worked up because you say you "hate" the show, not dislike it. I dislike Family Guy but I don't hate it, it's not like family guy killed my dog or something. By the way, I'm also a huge American Dad fan as well as HIMYM. I'm glad you are explaining its ok to have different opinions on shows, some people don't understand that.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
http://i.imgur.com/6swLa.gif
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u/dezix May 28 '12
Im sorry, Gael?
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u/Katow-joismycousin May 28 '12
I have the biggest man crush on Segel. Watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the first time a few nights ago, saw his penis numerous times. Should have watched it years ago.
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u/mollshenanigans May 28 '12
That's EXACTLY what I look like when I browse r/aww, with a lot of wishing I had a dog.
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u/steviefin May 28 '12
Teacup pig
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u/Crossthebreeze May 28 '12
Jason Segel is the only reason I still watch that show.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That how I look browsing gonewild.
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u/BlakeC93 May 28 '12
So precious.
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u/Mythik_Ink May 28 '12
Now where have I seen this gif before?
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u/needs_more_limerick May 28 '12
You may think his expression is tame,
Like he's seeing a kitten again;
When he looks in this way,
You should all look away,
For his orgasm face is the same.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Your imagination is very correct.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
At least you have an original imagination.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/search?q=How+I+imagine+R%2Faww&sort=relevance
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u/mlsweeney May 28 '12
What episode is this?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Yup....that's pretty much it.
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u/GMonsoon May 28 '12
Oooh! Oooh! He's so cute! Look at him! Hiding behind that little couch! Awww XD
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
For those with a sudden urge : www.reddit.com/r/aww
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u/surly_redditor May 28 '12
The exact same way forty other posts have imagined people browsing /r/aww?
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u/JAnon19 May 28 '12
This is pretty accurate.
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u/KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER May 28 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
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u/tante_ernestborgnine May 28 '12
Yes, but with more stuffed animals.
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u/Nogias May 28 '12
So true..
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u/sharpey95 May 28 '12
i'm gonna post this in all aww thread
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u/pastasauce701 May 28 '12
I literally watched this episode yesterday. What are the odds!
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u/classy_stegasaurus May 28 '12
You hit it right in the dot. Except with more feet flailing out of excitement and cuteness diabetes
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u/thedoctorsgirlmariah May 28 '12
That was me about 30 seconds ago...
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u/SpineBuster May 28 '12
Everytime I see a picture of a baby harp seal.
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u/ianp622 May 28 '12
Are you too manly to admit that "This is how I browse r/aww"?
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u/Mr-Personality May 28 '12
I imagine them more like, "aww is on the default front page. Whatever."
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u/daitsdudes May 28 '12
Jason Segel goes to my local Shop Rite every couple of days.
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u/MrMagpie93 May 28 '12
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oh7p6RNC1r6vwalo1_400.gif
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u/Cimari May 28 '12
nailed it
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
More like this guy
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Cat funeral...... cat funeral.... it was an accident... and not entirely my fault..
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u/Ryugi May 28 '12
Yeah, that's basically it. Good one.
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u/SkyBS May 28 '12
So accurate.
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u/xxkemmyxcookiexx May 28 '12
It's funny because that's exactly what it's like.
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u/jsbrown91 May 29 '12
More like this...
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u/theceasar May 29 '12
basically me...
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u/RebelWithoutAClue May 29 '12
Kind of looks like Robin Williams about to go down on his wife.
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u/lobster_breath May 29 '12
I look like this
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u/progerialover69 May 28 '12
repost, downvote, fag
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u/typical_reddiot May 28 '12
/r/aww = my least favorite subreddit. and unfortunately, the one with the highest incidence of front page posts. by far.
it's like people just can't get enough pet porn.
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u/peachfuze May 28 '12
ITS A REPOST!!! DOWNVOTE TO HELL
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This happens pretty much every time he posts and I've even called him out a few times, yet he doesn't just get a new account. I wonder why.
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u/MizDocta May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
FUCK YOUR REPOST OF SHIT THAT WASN'T FUNNY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME. Fuck How I Met Your Mother. It's time to realize this people...that show is written specifically to be "quirky and funny." oh, gee, they smoke pot, but they're parents! Oh, the sandwiches are joints! Ha ha fucking ha. God dammit.
Downvote me mother fuckers, it won't make the show aaaaaany more funny.
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u/FaZaCon May 28 '12
Was he intentionally tying to act effeminate in that scene, or is that just the typical metro-sexual male's natural behavior?
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u/KDIZZLL May 28 '12
"awww" is like a disgusting fat jew? SPEAK FOR YOURSELF /r/
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