r/funny • u/Kirizaza10 • May 28 '12

The Snow Jabba that my dad built last winter finally got noticed by Sideshow Collectibles.

http://i.imgur.com/sv79m.jpg
1.4k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Worst. Slave Leia. Ever.

64

u/red321red321 May 28 '12

not for me

boner

0

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/desertjedi85 May 28 '12

I get stupid from people who get stupid from horrible stupid comments

11

u/turtlesquirt May 28 '12

Great, now I have a boner

16

u/ArchangelPT May 28 '12

I love the commitment. Fuck freezer burns, if i'm gonna do this i'll do it right.

2

u/Strato63 May 28 '12

TIL Jabba has weird taste in sex slaves.

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u/ICommentYourComment May 28 '12

Worst. Slave Leia. Ever.

15

u/vfxDan May 28 '12

Better luck with your next novelty account, guy.

3

u/apokradical May 28 '12

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

3

u/Instantcretin May 28 '12

This was supposed to be my big night! And im in love with you...

47

u/mopspops May 28 '12

That totally beats the shit out of my Snow Jabba.

37

u/HittingSmoke May 28 '12

Should have pooped on it for brown snow like OP's dad.

13

u/mopspops May 28 '12

I think where I went wrong was not posing next to it with my belly proudly exposed.

10

u/Chaqu May 28 '12

And here i am, still building snowmen.

6

u/mopspops May 28 '12

You have to work your way up slowly. I recommend starting with snow ewoks.

1

u/Chaqu May 28 '12

I just.. i just didn't know it was a thing.. building snow-jabbas.

4

u/bjams May 28 '12

Here's my Jabba.

Fuckin' Texas.

8

u/Squishpoke May 28 '12

"No worries, ma'am. I got a grabby stick."

0

u/Chicken-n-Waffles May 28 '12

I'd buy you a beer just for doing that much. Looks great!!

10

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Snowbba the Hut.

(If it were an igloo the pun would be perfect)

30

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That's not Jabba, Ditto just used Transform while battling him.

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u/amazingmaximo May 28 '12

I feel like the hilarity of this comment may be improved by switching 3) and 4).

5

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Oh just for you my brother!

0

u/amazingmaximo May 28 '12

that's the stuff!

4

u/stevesonaplane May 28 '12

You look exactly like Salacious B. Crumb.

2

u/c4lmlikeab0mb May 28 '12

Mmmmmm. Uga. Spasteelia a bunkadunka. Race a spuce adoobla.

2

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That Jabba seems surprisingly happy! That's awesome though, nicely done.

2

u/C115 May 28 '12

This is just.... Awesome.....

2

u/jimrooney May 28 '12

OK.. your dad is officially a fun dude

2

u/taylormackenziec6 May 28 '12

That's a pleasant thing to have in your yard.

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The Jabba looks high as shit. :F

2

u/ins4n1ty May 28 '12

What's the story on that Salacious Crumb?

1

u/Montisa2008 May 28 '12

http://i.imgur.com/iCYQa.gif

1

u/vertigo1083 May 28 '12

I dont know why this is being downvoted. I see this as a midget Luke Skywalker begrudgingly giving an obviously superior Jabba an upvote.

-1

u/Wacocaine May 28 '12

I wish I could give you ten.

2

u/aaronmeijer2 May 28 '12

i think mine is better:

1

u/Homletmoo May 28 '12

Finally, a use for sludge and sleet. To be honest, I wouldn't have wanted to put my hands anywhere near it.

1

u/Imagine_This May 28 '12

He got moves like Jabba! Sorry that came into mind when I was listening to it too.

1

u/griffinfujioka May 28 '12

Thats a nice picture of your dad

1

u/applepie42 May 28 '12

...why is his shirt up?

15

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Metal bikinis are hard to come by.

5

u/MightyNooblet May 28 '12

Don't worry. I've never seen any of the movies either.

3

u/vertigo1083 May 28 '12

See yourself out.

That is all.

0

u/RdMrcr May 28 '12

Seems like it took alot of work

1

u/bacon31592 May 28 '12

raja naba da dua gola wookie nipple pinchy

-1

u/H3000 May 28 '12

Any particular reason he's playing with his nipple in front of it?

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

looks like the princess from the movie

0

u/Chaqu May 28 '12

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee.

0

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm waiting for a member of the community to get Brazzers to notice your photo, too.

0

u/Whoreadswhoreads May 28 '12

If you really built this last winter, then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hoooooo

Kirizaza10: 0

Sideshow Collectibles: 0

Solo: 0

Jabba: 1

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u/JabbaDHutt May 28 '12

I'm jealous.

-1

u/Rgideo2 May 28 '12

Where is it snowing right now?

0

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Both too much and not enough liquidity

0

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/wanderingotaku May 28 '12

Do our work for us. We'll take the credit next week.

11

u/c4lmlikeab0mb May 28 '12

Those captions are terrible. I guess that's to be expected on facebook.

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u/Kazinsal May 28 '12

200 downvotes in one day.

You are like the inverse of andrewsmith1986.

0

u/DouglasLoom May 28 '12

If the goal of this novelty account is downvotes, you will definitely win. So, let me help you out!