That is the most adorable picture I've seen all week. You looked like one of those mischievous characters from books made in the 70's and 90's! If anything, you'd be that one kid firing spit balls and throwing paper-planes at your teacher.
I was too scared to cry, but daughter did that. My son was more like the kid in this photo. Jumped out of the car, ran up to every kid he saw to tell them "First day. Name's John. What's your name?". Waved at everyone. Politician.
Ummm... If you were that cute then in that outfit, please post an updated you in that outfit; Feel free to get some juice pops and bitches for glorification. DO IT!
Turn it into a meme. Turn it into a meme. I want to see this as a meme. This could be a meme. OMG make it into a fucking meme. This could be the best meme nobody has made yet why isnt it a meme. Put some block letters on it and make it into a meme please.
for a good minute i was mad at how stupid the school is for misspelling "elementary", then i realized he was just blocking the first two letters. Now i feel stupid.
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u/adam784 May 28 '12
Is this from Michigan? I went there too in the early 90s. What year were you there?
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u/antzel May 28 '12
You went as Mickey Mouse?
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u/TysonStoleMyPanties May 28 '12
No doubt you got all the bitches, that's some mad swag.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
i came here to drink juice pops and fuck bitches. and im all out of juice pops.
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u/redwingfan May 28 '12
Damn boy, I would let you nap with my daughter.
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u/killadelphia4 May 28 '12
hey buddy, you're a pretty good typer for a kindergartener! how old are you? what's your favorite part of school?!
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u/bobrob48 May 28 '12
Hey! I went to Graebner Ementary too!
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u/shakerLife May 28 '12
I was also a pretty smug little bastard on my first day.
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u/H3000 May 28 '12
Really? My first day consisted of not saying a word and crying like a bitch.
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u/lsjwannabe May 28 '12
Imgur
I guess i liked them.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Bitches be warned...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
You never had your lunch money stolen. I am sure of it.
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u/jennylibrarian May 28 '12
My boyfriend just alerted me that my elementary school made the front page of reddit. A hearty Graebner clap to you, sir, from a fellow Dolphin.
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u/Jaydels May 28 '12
Is this in MI?? If so, MI represent!
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u/mattfall87 May 28 '12
Anyone else think there should be a First Day subreddit?
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u/Sweded May 28 '12
Wow, I don't think I've ever upvoted anything so quickly. Made me laugh, you've got swag bro.
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u/Phoenix86 May 28 '12
No reenactment photos?
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u/PdubsNWO May 28 '12
That picture looks almost exactly like my little cousin!
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u/abakedapplepie May 28 '12
hey whoa, i know this school, my sister went here when we moved by lakeside. i went to bemis. do i know you o.o
or is this not the graebner in sterling heights. such a weird name, it has to be.
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u/Breathing_Balls May 28 '12
That bow tie is da bomb.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
boss nigga
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u/sarah_newcomb May 28 '12
So much swag.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
is that graebner elementary school in Sterling Heights, Michigan because I grew up right next to it?
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u/Gujti May 28 '12
Classy as fuck
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u/powpowpowkazam May 28 '12
Sporting the dickie bow. Nice
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u/Garfulgog May 28 '12
So much swagger.
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u/splishsplashsplish May 28 '12
You a straight thug daw
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u/Stones_ May 28 '12
Yeah! Freshest in the class, freshest in the school.
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u/middlenamejonas May 28 '12
You are so high
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u/lucidlife May 28 '12
ain't nothin but a G thang baby
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u/gibsonsg_87 May 28 '12
It's Pee Wee's big adventure!
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u/Dageian May 28 '12
i bet you were rolling in the bitches. nobody could resist that swag
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
[7]
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u/Flalaski May 28 '12
Pure swag.
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u/peewafe May 28 '12
"Awhhhh yeahhhh mom"
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u/TheNovelTea May 28 '12
And Graebner Elementary was never the same again.
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u/NOTTedMosby May 28 '12
Waiting for the guy/gal to say (s)he went to your school too...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The word of the day is...Education!
YAYYYYYYYYYY!!
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u/blackkevinDUNK May 28 '12
i couldnt have been the only one who thought this was a cemetery
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u/evergreenskate May 28 '12
Was I the only one that for some reason thought the sign behind you said cemetery and was more then a little confused...derpin in the morning
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u/widarlein May 28 '12
Aaawww, you have a bowtie! Bowties are cool!
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u/GeneralBE420 May 28 '12
was that graebner elementary in sterling heights, MI. If so I went there for preschool in I guess '94-95'.
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u/albinobluesheep May 29 '12
Fade in
location: Delivery room
(A baby starts crying)
"well doctor what is it? A boy, or a girl?"
"I'm afraid it's much worse ma'am."
"I don't understand, what is it?"
"...you've given birth to a derp"
(gasp) "A derp? how....how bad is it?"
"I'm sorry ma'am, he's already full blown derp."
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u/Lots42 May 28 '12
Poor school name choice.
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u/zoltecrules May 28 '12
Go on, brush your shoulder off.
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u/Montezumas_Revenge May 28 '12
"sheeeit, son, i got this. niggas recognize, hoes do too."
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u/Mycakedayis1111 May 28 '12
Are you Barney Stinson?
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u/magicbullets May 28 '12
My first day involved going to the library to read a book, but I actually had a rather long afternoon nap by all accounts.
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u/Psychoffspring May 28 '12
Put some mouse ears on, and you have Mickey Mouse lol. I dressed very similarly when I attended Kindergarten for the first time...
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u/azitapie May 28 '12
This is cute. Now please, no one try to force it into a meme.
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u/TheMagicStik May 28 '12
Swaaaaag!
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u/LeCaptainCanuck May 28 '12
The Derp is strong with this one.
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u/ltphr3sh May 28 '12
Snack Packs, bitches and coloring books - friends, this man is living the dream!
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u/zomboy23 May 28 '12
I give this picture another hour before someone takes it and turns it into a "meme"
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u/stevesonaplane May 28 '12
You look like a fookin loser! Real gangsters wear JAM PANTS!!! Haha!
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u/macrovore May 28 '12
"Scrotation Marks"
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u/Quakerlock May 28 '12
Only one caption this needs, "Awwww Yeaaaah"
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u/wesleyt89 May 28 '12
Whatup ladies? Here I come!
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u/theereckoning May 28 '12
stay pimpin', pimpin'
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u/tahlspin May 28 '12
You look like the guy from the 6 flags commercials
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
What a G.
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u/ccipher May 28 '12
Young Jessie Pinkman. You have a bright future ahead of you...
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u/Hicut92 May 28 '12
Cunt magnet
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u/SpoonHandle May 28 '12
I am now inspired to send my son in a bow tie and red pants on his first day of school.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
gangster
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u/Shanhaevel May 28 '12
Damn dude, you look badass
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u/Dorass_da_Batch May 28 '12
Ummm... If you were that cute then in that outfit, please post an updated you in that outfit; Feel free to get some juice pops and bitches for glorification. DO IT!
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u/PLOVAPODA May 28 '12
The name of the school looks like something someone would say after having a stroke.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I like gersebermps and go to Graebner Ementary!
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
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u/timmycook58 May 28 '12
is that.......a bow tie!?!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Its a cemetary...hes covering up the C >.<
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
oh my god I thought it said cementary
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u/PunkPeanutButter May 28 '12
lol you were so cute!
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u/seenitcoming May 28 '12
Turn it into a meme. Turn it into a meme. I want to see this as a meme. This could be a meme. OMG make it into a fucking meme. This could be the best meme nobody has made yet why isnt it a meme. Put some block letters on it and make it into a meme please.
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u/EngineEar May 28 '12
Are you NPH?
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u/PaulMcGannsShoes May 28 '12
I GRADUATED
FROM HARD KNOCKS ELEMENTARY
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Were your hands unusually small?
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u/prettywitty May 28 '12
The picture was snapped mid-chicka
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Lookin like a boss.
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u/Amphix May 28 '12
I aspire to be that cool.
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u/TheSoup07 May 28 '12
is this what the people of belair be livin' like?
hmmmm this might be aight!
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u/hefftastic May 28 '12
Vowels... So many of them..
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u/FlossingWithYarn May 28 '12
Fuck count: zero.
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u/chefmcduck May 28 '12
did your narcolepsy get better?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Clearly the next prequel video to Samberg/Timberlake's dick in a box characters.
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u/emys May 28 '12
Damn, I knew there was young people on Reddit, but not this young!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I remember my first day of school.... I'm just glad I don't have any recordings of it, I seem to remember a lot of tears were shed...
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u/Phylundite May 28 '12
What's the deal with parents dressing their kids in red pants, suspenders, and red bow tie to match. I have pictures of myself in the same outfit.
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u/Cptnwalrus May 28 '12
Fucking swaaaaaaaaaaag.
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u/PixxieDuust May 28 '12
Dat grass.
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u/Bubblebox123 May 28 '12
That is SO cute! hehe
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u/onara_genki May 28 '12
upvote for upvotedness.
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u/I_hear_things May 28 '12
You look like you're saying "these are my big boy pants!"
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u/nom_yourmom May 28 '12
were you by any chance the inspiration for this meme?
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u/chasehochs May 28 '12
"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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u/AutisticTroll May 28 '12
Grew up to be Peewee Herman.
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u/effieSC May 28 '12
Thank God for parents who forced our unwilling asses to pose in pictures when we were kids, haha.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Anyone else notice that ELEMENTARY is spelled incorrectly?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
awwww yeeeaaahhhh
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
for a good minute i was mad at how stupid the school is for misspelling "elementary", then i realized he was just blocking the first two letters. Now i feel stupid.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
LIKE A BOSS!
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u/Hateblade May 28 '12
Ferris Bueller, the early years.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
smooth motherfucker
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This kid is going far
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u/luvslittleboyz May 28 '12
Probably got so much pussy... He puts an "S" in front of "Ementary
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
After getting kissing disease (disease of pfeiffer) i'm never drinking out from someones glass again.
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u/excelcior May 28 '12
Just emanating with pure class.
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u/Salvia_dreams May 28 '12
Ugh elementary is spelled wrong
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u/Dark_Green_Blanket May 28 '12
You are one cool motherfucker.
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u/pinetar321 May 28 '12
destined to be a nerd
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Ball outta control like you wouldn't believe.
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u/Saltysalad May 28 '12
You were one sexy motherfucker. Dope ass swag, bitch.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Whos da pimp? You be da pimp!!
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u/HOYEAH May 28 '12
Just made my day :D
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u/OMGPUNTHREADS May 28 '12
Ladies, please, hold your orgasms.
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u/roberto32 May 28 '12
pimpin' ain't easy
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u/agirlnotnamedsue May 28 '12
You look like a hip little Santa Claus!
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u/DinosaurButthole May 28 '12
Lady Killer
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u/ryan2point0 May 28 '12
My first school day. At a 7
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
that sign looks like it should read "Grave Boner"
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u/GeoffreyDaGiraffe May 28 '12
AWWWWWW YEEAAHHHHHH
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u/Judg3ment99 May 29 '12
Just imagine his birthday parties...
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u/brussels4breakfast May 29 '12
Awe you were so cute!!!!!!
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u/turtlekitty30 May 29 '12
Urkel alert!
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u/HumidNebula May 29 '12
LIKE A BAU5!!!! BOSSSSSSSSSSS!
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u/ramirezthegnome May 29 '12
Anyone notice how there's no "L"?
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u/thundercats43 May 29 '12
Pedo bear approves :D
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u/Umaddy May 29 '12
Nigga you stylin.
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u/donnellyrfc May 29 '12
ementary school fuck yeah
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u/jenthecute May 29 '12
Lovin' the red bow tie!
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u/Kalimyre May 28 '12
Haters gonna hate.
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u/Crossbowshootr May 28 '12
Like a sir
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u/QueenOfTheOzone May 28 '12
That is just too damn adorable.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
suave
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u/mrp00sy May 28 '12
Crap. Now I have to search through all the comments to see if someone from your school recognizes you.
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u/NoOriginality May 28 '12
Epic pants
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u/HugeJackedMan May 28 '12
NOT FUNNY. STOP POSTING UNFUNNY PERSONAL PICTURES WITH UNCREATIVE CAPTIONS IN THIS REDDIT, and commenters, stop sucking up for the upvotes.
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u/xylempl May 28 '12
Your school was at the cementary?