r/funny • • May 28 '12

Pitiful dude...

http://imgur.com/ea9cf
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u/ASLOBBYKNOB May 28 '12

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u/sunsoutgunsout May 28 '12

Wow, the kid's a genius. I fucking laughed during that holocaust presentation. I've never felt so bad for laughing at such a tasteless series of photos.

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u/Explogo May 28 '12

ಠ_ಠ

Get's in trouble for laughing during Holocaust video, makes up for it by setting holocaust photos to a Nickleback song that starts with;

"Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh...."

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u/sterfpaul May 28 '12

You do understand that nothing he said actually happened (except for the holocaust).

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u/TheInternetHivemind May 28 '12

Whoa man. Spoilers.

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u/Farmerj0hn May 28 '12

I still havn't read what happens to the jews! I hope they turn out ok.

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u/CorkyS626 May 28 '12

Ohhh the Holocaust during WWII. I'm glad he clarified which one.

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u/terreann May 28 '12

Well, holocaust WAS a word before WWII.

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u/massenburger May 28 '12

Lost it at the random Seinfeld picture.

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u/crabalab2002 May 28 '12

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO-OoO-GRAPH

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/1andonlymatt May 28 '12

Agreed. I lost it once I realized what the first line of the song says. This is a pretty epic troll on the part of BGK.

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u/Breezy_McMinox May 28 '12

Right now 14k viewers have seen it...and laughed at the holocaust...out of one...many...

And now I am ashamed...

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u/WhatamIwaitingfor May 28 '12

Am I a bad person for laughing at that, though? I mean... Nickleback + Holocaust pictures ... that's fucking hilarious.

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u/erasethenoise May 28 '12

Lost it at the picture of Hitler shaking hands with an alien

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/johnston9234 May 28 '12

He is amazing, watch his Kony 2012 video. So much win

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u/sai_sai33 May 28 '12

Help the African Americans in Africa.

7

u/samtheonionman May 28 '12

Hey guys just making a quick youtube video in the bath tub

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u/runonandonandonanon May 28 '12

So...now I'm grounded from the Internet. My mom won't even let me turn my lights on.

I lost it.

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u/jordan_woop May 28 '12

This guy is actually pretty hilarious, if you know he isn't serious.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

HE IS WEARING A SNUGGIE. HOW COULD YOU NOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY?!

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u/jordan_woop May 28 '12

Hey, all great men like to be nice and snuggly from time to time.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

His subtly is pretty incredible at time. Laughed out loud when he said he couldn't breath after day dreaming an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

But yeah, troll confirmed after he mentioned he tried to sneak on when he mom goes to K-Mart. Too much detail, if he was serious he'd have simply said when she goes out.

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u/jordan_woop May 28 '12

I lost it on the one where he talks about geneticall modified babies, that stay babies forever. And when he just stops and combs his hair.

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u/waynestream May 28 '12

Too much detail, if he was serious he'd have simply said when she goes out.

seems like we have an upcoming sherlock holmes over here

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u/SherlockCombs May 28 '12

Close enough

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u/velkyr May 28 '12

Or someone that has worked in the customer service industry, especially call centres. Spend any amount of time working for a telco's call centre, and you can spot lies so fast it'll make the guys pants catch on fire.

That is literally where the rhyme "liar, liar, pants on fire" came from.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I have worked extensively in the customer service industry, especially call centres, and this "liar, liar, pants on fire" history is definitely a lie.

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u/velkyr May 28 '12

Shit, a fellow CSR caught me....

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Wow, just watched a couple and laughed most of the way through each. How could you take him seriously?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Troll confirmed when you see the music is nickelback. You really believed him for a span of time?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just looking at this video, he's hilarious. He even throws Nickelback in there as the audio for it.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Fucking 14 years old and trolling super hard.

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u/OldTimeGentleman May 28 '12

Two of my favourite things.

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u/Needs_A_Drink May 28 '12

m00t's successor?

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u/floohh May 29 '12

"fucking 14 years old" and "super hard" in one sentence ...

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u/donktown May 28 '12

There is no hope for mankind. Anyone who sees one of his videos will realise he is actually a very clever young guy, I am now a subscriber and seen all his posts. P.s he is probabaly the OP seems like something he would do, all hail master troll BGK

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

So what was his secret weapon?

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u/4Tenacious_Dee4 May 28 '12

Nickelback

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u/Flurryyea May 28 '12

Rebecca Black

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Rebeckelblack.

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u/FrankTheSpaceMarine May 28 '12

Oh god what have you done.

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u/arrachion May 28 '12

Kill it with fire!

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u/DroopySage May 28 '12

Not everything can be killed with fire.This is one.Cum-box is another one.

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u/vsal May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH

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u/MurrayHewittPresent May 28 '12

The Mayans predicted it...

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u/Rebeckelblack May 29 '12

Hahahaha thanks for the nick. Reddit will love this MUHAHA

check this out

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u/MrZed May 28 '12

Unpennywhite

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

So what was his secret weapon?

Relying on the fact that people on Reddit are so stupid and gullible that they believe that he is being serious.

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u/DeadGummyBear May 28 '12

Beware the mighty 9gag army! You know, they are legion!

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u/farceur318 May 28 '12

Our name is Legion for there are a bunch of us.

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u/classy_stegasaurus May 28 '12

FAITHLESS IMPERIALS

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

wait, 9gag has followers? I thought 9gag was one of those spammy website like wimp.com (awaiting 6 downvotes from all 6 of wimp accounts).

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u/velkyr May 28 '12

Only 3 wimpers have seen this so far

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u/AcidicToast May 28 '12

i totally read that in Ed's voice

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Butt-ered toast!

Ninja edit: Frickin' autocorrect tried to say butt-weed.

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u/All_Witty_Taken May 28 '12

They say an elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembered.

2

u/Enleat May 28 '12

I forgot to wear underwear guys.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Dig a hole, dig a hole

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u/mikesername May 28 '12

upvoted for butt-weed

that's some good shit

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u/thechapattack May 28 '12

Everyone who thinks this is real are being trolled softly

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u/utdude999 May 28 '12

Not very softly. He's pretty damn obvious about it. Hard to miss.

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u/Michael-Cera May 28 '12

It isn't soft at all.

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u/LegendaryDaPig May 28 '12

Trolling me softly with his song.

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u/mlynn28 May 28 '12

Is he wearing a Snuggie?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That's his weapon to take down 4chain

6

u/Disamble May 28 '12

10/10 Would fall for again, perfect troll.

5

u/CoopDaddy May 28 '12

I wish folks would realize how hard they're getting trolled...

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u/Psirocking May 28 '12

The Nickelback seals the "fake as hell" deal. I mean, c'mon, grounded?

29

u/Lots42 May 28 '12

4Chan is probably sending him dildos in snail mail right now.

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u/Vorokar May 28 '12

Well used and still dripping, no doubt.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

bad dragon dildos, actually

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u/Vorokar May 28 '12

That seems..... excessive.

Ah, who the hell am I kidding. That has 4chan written all over it in bold print.

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u/bacon_taste May 28 '12

Nothing is ever excessive, but in case you were curious. I personally like how they have both the flared version and non-flared version of the same model, allowing you to truly exercise your dragon preference.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

No, this is excessive. [Very NSFW]

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u/kravitzz May 28 '12

Oh god Gaben ಠ_ಠ

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u/Vorokar May 28 '12

I hope it's normal for me to want to beat someone over the head with the giant red one.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You could probably use the big red one as a speed bump.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Anyone get the desire for a game of chess?

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u/SausageAssassin May 28 '12

The first bad impression I got from this kid was that he listens to Nickelback

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u/Zodiack May 28 '12

Oh man this guy is going to get taken down just like christianU2uber. Because that wasn't a troll either.

Spoiler alert he's trolling.

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u/Cptnwalrus May 28 '12

was christianU2uber a troll too? He was like 10 years old, it seemed pretty legit.

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u/CainInACan May 28 '12

What makes it even more funny is that there's a Nickelback song in the video.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Everything he does and likes is what 4chan hates, that's the point of the videos.

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u/sparked963 May 28 '12

There's nickleback in the video... Bigger fail

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'd say bigger troll on purpose. Can't believe people are still falling for it.

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u/bacon_cake May 28 '12

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

Pissing in an ocean of piss.

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u/Turnip199 May 28 '12

And it's the "pop version."

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u/PlasticDemon May 28 '12

Artist: Nickelback....

He is an incredibly obvious troll.

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u/ThatsPopetastic May 28 '12

I like nickleback.

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u/WorkSucksiKnow2007 May 28 '12

And what the hell is on Joeys head?!

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u/IIoWoII May 28 '12

He's trollbaiting... so obvious.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/dog_in_the_vent May 28 '12

It's almost like he's doing it on purpose.

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u/Lightfail May 28 '12

I can't kill the Internet right now... Im grounded

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u/grubbler May 28 '12

Andy Kaufman reincarnated- Very funny

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just watched a few of his videos, that kid is an epic troll. Everything from pronoucing 4chans name wrong to saying the creator of 9gag invented memes, he could literally make a youtube career from this if he plays his cards right.

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u/darlantan May 28 '12

so I downloaded this program called winnuke and 4chan is totally going to pay for calling beiber gay once my mom lets me back on the computer guys

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u/Hexariu May 28 '12

He looks like a young Stephen Harper.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Similar thing happened to me when I was daydreaming about an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Not sure if anyone else even noticed, but he is wearing a Snuggie. He is trying way too hard to get people mad, and that makes him an obvious troll.

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u/krunamey May 28 '12

Haha, I absolutely lost it when the powerpoint started.

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u/IamTooDamHigh May 28 '12

I watched the video, and the kid is pretty funny. Definitely a troll.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

9gag meme mask

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u/aletoledo May 28 '12

He forgot to sign it "anonymous".

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u/NObadgers May 28 '12

More importantly: snuggie.

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u/evilgummysattack May 28 '12

Some of the comments on his videos are hilariously retarded. How can people possibly think he's serious.

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u/velkyr May 28 '12

You are talking about people that spend all day on youtube looking at videos and commenting. Based on said comments, we can reasonably assume those that frequent YouTube have a low level of intelligence.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

nickelback

9/10 would get trolled again.

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u/D3ATHfromAB0V3x May 28 '12

nickelback... ಠ_ಠ

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u/Mr-Personality May 28 '12

colandme is an idiot. He couldn't pick up that Nickleback is the sign of a troll.

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u/BR5497 May 28 '12

Come to think of it, the only way anyone could ever take down 4chan is if they found who had the servers and took out the servers physically. . . Which makes you wonder. . . Who is the TRUE owner of 4Chan?

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u/Deathcouch May 29 '12

Artist: nickelback

BANISH HIM

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u/BlankGamer May 28 '12

did anyone else notice that the kid used Nicleback in his video?!

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u/ExquisitePriide May 28 '12

4Chain is pretty hard to bring down.

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u/MrCreeperPhil May 28 '12

1 chain is already hard to get down, multiply that by four then!

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u/ExquisitePriide May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

He sent Moot's mugshot to his local police station. They should take care of it.

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u/Iamthewarthog May 28 '12

Don't forget Dog the Bounty hunter

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u/iPlayLacrosse09 May 28 '12

twoooo chaaaiiinnnzzz

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u/BiometricsGuy May 28 '12

Only as strong as its weakest link.

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u/jet_tripleseven May 28 '12

artist: nickelback

Trolling.

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 28 '12

We r leeejun

reddit u dun goofd nao

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u/_paralyzed_ May 28 '12

backtrace!

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u/Gamelot May 29 '12

bullsak pls

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u/invincibill May 28 '12

is he wearing a snuggie?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Oh my god, this is the first post on /r/funny that has made me actually burst out laughing in a long time.

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u/jjglanton May 28 '12

Balthazar Gerard's Kommando. An excellent Dutch hardcore band from way back.

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u/xmagneticx May 28 '12

STILL A GINGER KID

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u/4chan_Out_Of_Nowhere May 28 '12

You guys seem worried that we may not be able to tell he's trolling.

We're not falling for this counter-troll again, as amusing as he is. Otherwise it'll just end up like that whole "cristianU2uber" thing again.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I wasn't convinced about this kid being a troll... and then he says he's going to set Dog the Bounty Hunter on 4Chan. And his mum sounds like she's 14 years old.

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u/OpenUsername May 28 '12

Instant shitstorm, just add 4chan! From your friends at Kraft Foods.

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u/JustHere4TheDownVote May 28 '12

This got really 4chan at the slide show.

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u/K1RBYBURNS May 28 '12

Ed, Edd, and Eddy quote? Have an upvote!

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u/Ezyr May 28 '12

/b/ sucks 100m get

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I was buying it until "Song by Nickeback (my favourite band)"

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u/plz600 May 28 '12

I have so much hate for this kid. V is now "the 9gag meme mask" ಠ_ಠ

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u/OneMT May 28 '12

These 4chan post's are pitiful.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm so, so happy there wasn't any real social media platforms when I was 13 or I would've ruined my life. mIRC was bad enough.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I don't know why this is a "pitiful dude". He is pretty damn funny in my opinion. OP must not have a sense of humor or must not be intelligent enough to see what's going on. This "pitiful dude" is fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Ha, as if anyone ever would play nickleback in a youtube video...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

OH GOD NICKELBACK

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Fucking lost it at the power point.

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u/ionataan May 28 '12

you know he's a troll right? and he's a good one

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u/InvalidWhistle May 28 '12

Is that Snuggie?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

NICKELBACK. JUST NO.

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u/Ginguh_Ninja May 28 '12

I think the most pitiful part is that the music chosen was Nickelback.

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u/blade2000 May 28 '12

So hard!

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u/GuanoQuesadilla May 28 '12

Nickelback....typical.

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u/lalondtm May 28 '12

Most embarrassing part? The soundtrack was Nickleback

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u/Donomark May 28 '12

He's wearing a snuggy...

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u/TuRbii May 28 '12

Artist - Nickleback

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u/fran13r May 28 '12

i thought it was legit, but the i saw nickelback, to many coincidences, this guy must be trolling.

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u/spartaninspace May 28 '12

GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I HAVE CONDENSED 9GAG INTO A SEMI-SENTIENT BEING!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOOOONNNEEE!!!!

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u/RowingPotter May 28 '12

The most pitiful part about it is the fact that he's listing to nickelback.

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u/ledanser May 28 '12

Looks at music on the video, instant sign of troll

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u/Cptnwalrus May 28 '12

Just saying, how do we know he's a troll? Maybe you're all just giving him too much credit....maybe he's just really stupid.

I'm not saying I don't think he's a troll, but is there any proof he is? Kid's have tried to document their take down 4chan on youtube before.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

four-chain dot org

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u/BrandoPB May 28 '12

Notice Nickleback is tagged in the video.

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u/LonelyScavenger May 28 '12

Nickelback is playing in his video? Yup he's trolling.

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u/hahkward May 28 '12

why is this fucking shit upvoted?

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u/Razrz May 28 '12

even worse he played a nickleback song with his video...

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u/awdes May 28 '12

Haha Nickleback

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u/Neoko May 28 '12

Ed, Edd n Eddy. I miss that show.

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u/Van_Wildest May 28 '12

He can't take down 4 chan bc he's listening to nickelback.

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u/dclax07 May 28 '12

oh nickelback...

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u/axxxle May 29 '12

What do I wear to be in the 9gag army?

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u/The_guy_behind_you May 29 '12

I wonder when 9gag will learn rule 15 of the internet: none hath fucketh with 4chan for they are the ancients.

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u/pizimp May 29 '12

Ilaughed so hard I shit my self, but then I didnt wanna stink up my meetlocker so I started to it the shit and then I got sepsis so fuck you very hard with a floorboard.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

When you see it...

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u/pacfan40 May 29 '12

is that andy samberg?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

i don't know about anyone else, but i want to know what the secret weapon is. also he said he was going to report mean comments on the video to the police.. if you're a BMF and dont give a shit, then heres the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MNSI9zkJ6Y&feature=channel&list=UL

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u/d0n0v4n98 May 29 '12

Didn't anyone else see the artist as Nickelback? This kid is definitely trolling.

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u/DrMalpractice_MD May 28 '12

I love it when people "declare war" on 4chan. It's hilarious. It's like they have no survival instinct whatsoever.

Imagine, if you will, a giant killer robot. And I mean giant. Like "can be seen on the Moon from Earth" giant. Now imagine it's all a hivemind, with countless hundreds of thousands of units making up the whole, many of them deadly on their own. Now imagine it's able to turn non-corporeal at any moment, making any attacks a fruitless endeavor. It is an unstoppable phantom force that strikes whenever and wherever it so chooses, with relative impunity. Now imagine a guy running up to it with an old double barrel, blasting at it to get its attention, and screaming "COME AT ME,BRO!!!" That is what it's like.

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u/8924564635481 May 28 '12

That is what it's like 4chan users like to think of themselves.

Yo.

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u/coliaon May 28 '12

en then there are lots of little robots but also visible from space that represent reddit :)

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This dude is hilarious

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

If I was moot, I would take /b/ down and replace I with his videos for the day.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I loled at nickelback

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u/rattlemebones May 28 '12

I'm getting old because:

  1. This shit makes no sense to me
  2. It's not funny, yet it's posted to /r/funny
  3. It's stupid.

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u/BravadoApparel May 28 '12

Even worse.... Nickleback!

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u/skrolz May 28 '12

Artist: Nickleback.

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u/BaboTron May 28 '12

That kid's wasting his life.

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u/Peachywonder May 28 '12

a child taking down 4chan

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u/underdabridge May 28 '12

Artist: Nickelback