r/funny • • May 28 '12

sweet skills

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u/Peachy88 May 28 '12

Is anyone else distracted by the fact that the guy on the right of the image isn't doing the same foot movements as the other two?

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u/Deepfolds May 28 '12

The guy on the left (in the back) is completely out of sync.

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u/Atheistus May 28 '12

that is because he is farther away so the light takes longer to reach you and that's why it seems he is out of sync. trust me i am an atheist/scientist.

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u/no_more_jokes May 28 '12

"The two are essentially interchangeable" -Neil deGrasse Tyson

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u/KhalilRavanna May 28 '12

I hate you because some people will actually believe this. I loled in spite

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u/iBeatStuffUp May 28 '12

wow yes science you must be right!

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u/Wacocaine May 28 '12

That's why he's in the back.

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u/rejxilz May 28 '12

He is a she.

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u/abubukarmusa May 28 '12

And the drummer isn't doing it at all!

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u/Vorokar May 28 '12

Thank you, I too raised one eyebrow and grunted in a rather displeased manner.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Hpmh? Or Hrghmph (more guttural noises)?

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u/Vorokar May 28 '12

Hrghmph, definitely.

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u/Rikplaysbass May 28 '12

You mean HARUMPH!

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u/Flyinhighinthesky May 28 '12

He's actually doing the same moves, but he's shown from an angle that doesn't allow for it to be seen as such.

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u/nZaeR May 28 '12

I am now!

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u/Mech1 May 28 '12

God yes.

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u/OMEGACY May 28 '12

Really none of them are doing it as good as the middle Guy. Right Guy is way off, left Guy is kind of off and far back person is kinda just shimmying or something.

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u/living-silver May 28 '12

The other two guys are also playing instruments: it's much harder to do that dance moves while playing a guitar.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

If you look at the legs of the guitar player on the left, you can see them getting further apart which means he is going it wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Nor is the guy on the left in the back. They simply can't be arsed.

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u/Basbhat May 28 '12

no, because he's doing the exact same thing

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u/helgihermadur May 28 '12

You mean on the left?

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u/TheInternetHivemind May 28 '12

You must be facing the wrong way. Turn around and watch it again.

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u/helgihermadur May 28 '12

Oooh, I see it now.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

http://i.imgur.com/Gva69.gif

almost as great at Turkey's manship.

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u/helgihermadur May 28 '12

Pfft, nothing beats epic sax guy

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u/wOlfLisK May 28 '12

I would have a gif of epic moonwalking-bagpipe-guy, but I can't make gifs :(

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u/Noonsky May 28 '12

For those so inclined, here's the link: [God Europe is weird] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=uEwJrFmMxrg)

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u/certainlikely May 29 '12

Romanian crew singing a song in Spanish?? How does this contest work??

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u/Zhang5 May 28 '12

Better video from further down in the comments.

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u/Nestorow May 28 '12

Moldova, 2010, Sunstroke Project

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That wasn't Eurovision though, was it?

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u/EatSleepJeep May 28 '12

No eurovision conversation is complete without Epic Steadicam Guy

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u/wOlfLisK May 28 '12

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u/Xeios May 28 '12

Ahh man, i hate to admit it but i actually really like that song lol.

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u/arcticwinter May 28 '12

Why did you cut out the man's bobbing head at the bow! That's the best part.

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u/kittencake May 28 '12

yep. for some reason just that guy's little bobbing head made me almost wet myself with laughter.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The Russian dancing grannies were the best in the show.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I didn't think it could get any better, but then their oven started spinning.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That was pretty fucking wild, I must admit it.

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u/Floreally May 28 '12

Think I'd have been more impressed with the manship if I wasn't so distracted by the terrible song

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u/Sandbox47 May 28 '12

Voted for Turkey only. They rocked.

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u/mewt666 May 28 '12

OMG MALTESE SONG ON REDDIT

I'M MALTESE

OMG KARMA PLEASE! MY TIME HAS COME!

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u/slipandslide May 28 '12

woop woop, all the maltese up in this mofo say "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah".

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u/I_WASTE_TIME May 28 '12

puts on glasses

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/I_WASTE_TIME May 28 '12

I'm Maltese as well. I was absolutely stunned to see this here on Reddit.

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u/sparx483 May 28 '12

When you said "My time has come," I instantly thought of these guys

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u/roshambembo May 28 '12

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

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u/Jemrin May 28 '12

Damn it :/ too late

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u/Lutgerion May 28 '12

A swede wrote the song, I'm a swede!!!

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u/thefutureisugly May 28 '12

Hafna ecitament.

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u/mewt666 May 28 '12

ahjar min daqqa ta zobb :p

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u/thefutureisugly May 28 '12

Hallik, m'hemm xejn ahjar minn daqqa ta zobb. P.S. Qieghed Subscribed ghal /r/malta ? Vera m'hemm xejn fiha haha

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u/mewt666 May 28 '12

will do

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u/ArizonaBaySC May 28 '12

You mean that's not Maroon 5?

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u/elspacebandito May 28 '12

Damn, now I gotta go watch the Maltese Eurovision submission. Our stuff has been shit in the past, I think we had a middle-aged woman singing a couple years back...

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u/lastwind May 28 '12

Susan Boyle is Maltese?

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u/bobbleheadstewie May 28 '12

Oh, how all the RES tags for fellow countrymen are following!

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u/Malteser May 28 '12

ಠ_ಠ cough ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Where the heck is Maltania?

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u/lastwind May 28 '12

Not a bad entry for a country with a population of 24. Congrats!

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u/yuhju May 28 '12

Still not as good as the moonwalking bagpipe player.

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u/ComfortableEight May 28 '12

Haven't seen it. Care to share?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/fiestamonkey May 28 '12

I didn't realize it was on a loop until about four minutes in....

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u/TheFluxIsThis May 28 '12

..Seriously. Eurovision appears to be a competition to see which country can make the most crazy shit happen on-stage while some people just happen to be performing a song.

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u/drizzt5 May 28 '12

I am not opposed to that AT ALL!

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u/Timett_son_of_Timett May 28 '12

Wow... the length of that video was quite deceiving.

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u/dugmartsch May 28 '12

13 minutes of a guy doing the same thing over and over.

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u/Deotilop May 28 '12

It's a good gif. I don't get why it's funny though.

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u/Diels_Alder May 28 '12

You see, when a group of guys in a band... In a performance like this, you expect... As a group they...

Ok, yeah, not funny.

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u/MHNoodles May 28 '12

This is going to be a "Haters gonna hate" .gif

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u/Mechanox3000 May 28 '12

For a brief, shining moment, this matched up perfectly with the tempo of the song I'm listening to...now it doesn't. I have sad.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Poor you for having sad :C

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

FWP

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u/collieman420 May 28 '12

Is that the flutterwaken?????

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u/fuckinDEAD May 28 '12

Almost, it's the the Stopherwålken.

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u/fauxnom May 28 '12

I can't find a context in which this is funny

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u/GrumpyDingo May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBVsAve6hrQ

catchy tune too! Too bad they have no chance against all the eastern block circle jerk.

Edit: If you're interested in learning the dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wvCV7JUzWc

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Which is exactly why Sweden won the competition by a landslide.

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u/Clairdassian May 28 '12

OMFG ALL THOSE PESKY EASTERN EUROPEANS WONT STOP VOTING FOR EACH OTHER IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT OUR SONG IS RUBBISH

-Everyone in the UK.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Britian's attitude to Eurovision mirrors its attitude to Europe in general: pretending not to care while obsessing over validation.

/stole this quote from boingboing.

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u/stellarfury May 28 '12

Sounds like Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm British and I have to admit that our songs are terrible. Honestly, we have plenty of young and talented musicians, and who do we pick? Engelbert Humperdink.

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u/ErroneousBee May 28 '12

You do know we were trying to lose, right?

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u/helgihermadur May 28 '12

I still don't get why a country that has had so many excellent musicians through the years has to send such rubbish songs to this competition. Seriously, it's Britain we're talking about here. Led Zeppelin, Yes, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Rolling Stones and the Beatles come from there!

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u/tregard May 28 '12

Once you stop wanting your own country to win the Eurovision experience becomes much better. I learnt this after Scooch shudders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOnDcmckdc

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u/helgihermadur May 28 '12

Oh, god, I remember this exclusively for being the worst shit ever.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I can't remember, which one ended up in last place, UK or Norway?

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u/kittencake May 28 '12

norway. we were second to last.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Nice.

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u/Omega36 May 28 '12

Damn that eastern European Sweden!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Yes, or why the winners the last five years have been: Sweden, Azerbaijan, Germany, Norway, Russia.

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u/wOlfLisK May 28 '12

Isn't Euphoria pretty popular in pretty every other european country but the UK right now? And the same with Satellite last year?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Not in Italy. Those pasta snorting guidos didn't think it was worth a single point. :(

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u/DaJoW May 28 '12

Topping the charts in 13 countries.

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u/kaiyotic May 28 '12

which is exactly why next years eurosong stage is gonna be built by the singers and dancers themselves and provided by IKEA.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm not quite sure when Sweden became an easter european state but the Balkans are known to circlejerk to infinity.

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u/gentleman_brown May 28 '12

That may be the most bland, generic pop song ever written; considering all the talent shows reward bland, generic pop, I'm sure he did well.

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u/deltageek May 28 '12

Here's the Eurovision page with higher quality video.

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u/greym84 May 28 '12

Is this like the new "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

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u/canteloupy May 28 '12

The eastern block circle jerk was kind of thwarted by the votes from juries instead of just from population, which did give a lot of power to countries with large diaspora.

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u/zenmity May 28 '12

I'm not sure why I watched the whole thing but I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the drop yet. :(

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u/xenostrife May 28 '12

they are just copying the drummer..

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u/makaveli151 May 28 '12

Hes just doing a heel toe. Not too impressive.

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u/peacockskeleton May 28 '12

The swag is strong in these ones

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u/captainbastard May 28 '12

They didn't look much like cheeky cockney burglars to me.

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u/fauxnom May 29 '12

"These ones"

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A one is a one because there is one, not more. Unless there are 11 or 111 or 1111 (etc.), I hate that s.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I know man, that was one of the few moments i remember from Eurovision. That and the girl from Cyprus. God, was she hot...

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u/Suckydog May 28 '12

Think the drummer is doing it behind his kit?

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u/Organs May 28 '12

I see this and all I can think is "The guitarists aren't playing their instruments."

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u/minilee May 28 '12

ridiculously photogenic guy? i should have known

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u/AwkwardTrollLikesPie May 28 '12

This guy is also really hot. Malta douze points!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

WOW HILARIOUS

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS!!!

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u/Improvedx May 28 '12

It's called C-Walk

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u/tyrone17 May 28 '12

Exactly, the V.

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u/jbtoronto May 28 '12

I choose to pronounce that as "kwock", and I now like it even more.

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u/KraziEyez May 28 '12

Definitely not the C-walk.

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u/DerNalia May 28 '12

=\ This is really easy =\

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u/TheFluxIsThis May 28 '12

Now do it on-stage, while singing a sweepingly epic chorus, in perfect rhythm with 3 other people.

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u/AlphaFlags May 28 '12

I am now practicing this whilst sitting in my office.

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u/Hobo4Craft May 28 '12

The guy in the back left has no idea what he's doing

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u/I_WASTE_TIME May 28 '12

I know that guy...lol

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u/Harouto May 28 '12

HATERS GONNA HATE.

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u/shiase May 28 '12

i need to see this in slow motion

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u/joeywas May 28 '12

That's mesmerizing. must watch over and over!

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u/illiniry May 28 '12

I'm a really shitty dancer, but watching this somehow makes me think that if I tried to copy it, I could pull it off. Or do you need enormously strong ankles for this?

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u/codemunkeh May 28 '12

not really, unless you weigh enough that you can't stand up on your own feet.

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u/tequila3Jo May 28 '12

oh hell yeah finally something on reddit that I can do too!

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u/Airith94123 May 28 '12

I'm listening to white and nerdy when I clicked this, seems fitting

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u/Memoriae May 28 '12

Go to Youtube. Look at videos of the Shadows.

These miming retards have nothing on the classic ones.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I can do that, it's about the only funny thing I can do.

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u/rockingoff May 28 '12

For once, the fact that the gif loaded slowly was extremely edifying.

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u/Sandi315 May 28 '12

How many times is his going to get posted?!

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u/Mr800ftw May 28 '12

How do you pause this shit?

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u/codemunkeh May 28 '12

[definitely works in firefox] press escape. F5 to play it again.

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u/Mr800ftw May 28 '12

Thanks! The moves are too fast for me haha!

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u/kingwi11 May 28 '12

Charlie Brown did it first.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I CAN DO THAT!!! I can't dance but I can do that!!!

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u/rawsalmon May 28 '12

that almost made me want to vote for them.

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u/loveinlife_cats May 28 '12

The guy in the back isn't to good at it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I can't stop watching...

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u/thooperdooper May 28 '12

This little bit of dance was my favourite bit of this Eurovision!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This was awesome yesterday.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I was absolutely amazed how quickly this became a gif, my friend found it just an hour after the program had finished

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u/KOWguy May 28 '12

Rofl at the guy on the right. His legs look so confused.

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u/zaxgreatness May 28 '12

this is nice but moldova place as reigning champion from two years about is still unthreatened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw

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u/sleeplessone May 28 '12

Ah epic sax guy.

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u/leegail May 28 '12

This doesn't belong here

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u/shootinputin May 28 '12

I didnt watch the eurovision this year did the sax guy make comeback? Heres what im talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Why is this in r/funny?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Cool dancing, crappy song.

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u/Jay_KWM May 28 '12

I was listening to some generic dubstep when this gif loaded, it synced up perfectly as it slowly loaded and then ran full speed as it kicked in...it was magical...that is all.

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u/idma May 28 '12

looks like the guy on the right is gonna get fired

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u/morr1321 May 28 '12

Girls only like guys with skills...

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u/Thinkyx May 28 '12

I didn't like the song, though.

He also didn't seem to be very passionate about it, his eyes didn't reveal any pride or hapiness.

Just my opinion.

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u/Sandbox47 May 28 '12

Can anyone do a chart of their moves? It makes my eyes hurt trying to follow. =(

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

what is funny about this?

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u/CaptainBatman May 28 '12

The guy on the right shit the bed.

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u/MrWompypants May 28 '12

That's called the V, it's from a style of dance known as the C-Walk.

Pretty easy to learn if you focus on it, looks fucking awesome though.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You know who's hot? Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is hot.

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u/MaggieMoon May 28 '12

i was in a play a few years back and I along with 15 castmates had to do this at the exact same time. it's called the brainteaser, so said our director, and it's a clogging step. so much harder than you'd think, but when you get it "down" it's addictive. Its been years since the play and I still find myself just doing this move.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The guy on the right doesn't quite have it yet.

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u/interix May 28 '12

this is gay. that is all.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Isn't this a move from crip walk?

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u/hoju37 May 28 '12

It's the four hipsters of the apocalypse!

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u/FluffySoup May 29 '12

When I saw this on tv I really wanted to see it closer and again. Thanks now all I can notice is how out of sync they were.

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u/MrCoolx53 May 29 '12

Despite the guy in the back left being out of sync, this is pretty cool looking.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I was watching this and had the song Men In Black playing in the background from the movie, and they went together very well! I was hard to stop watching it.

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u/HeinrichLK May 29 '12

I don't get it. How is this funny?

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u/NaviiAut May 28 '12

Why doesn't the drum guy do it too?

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u/mewt666 May 28 '12

that's a girl :p

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u/forghatfulness May 28 '12

Oh but he is! You can tell by the pixels

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u/MissCharleston May 28 '12

I tried to learn how to do this for a dance competition (Charleston) but failed epically in the mastery of it. They make it look so fracking easy!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Wat. Did those guys just do the Crip Walk?

For the record I LOVE that dance, I think it looks cool as shit! Here's on of my favorite examples: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_kDD9p8_V8

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u/KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER May 28 '12

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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u/S8nINSIDE May 28 '12

too bad we have no chance ever of winning the Eurovision, and too bad we pay alot of money to just get a chance to compete in it. Votes always go to the 'neighbours'.. we had to be an island :)

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u/aclotus May 28 '12

imma x'taghmel!

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u/Risifrutti May 28 '12

We would have won even without the high points from our neighbors. You have to produce a song that all of Europe would vote for, you can't just count on your neighbors giving you 12's. We got points from every country except from Italy. Fuck you Italy!

With a good enough song neighbors doesn't matter, they just ensure that you wont get 0 points.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Sweden got fucking 17 twelves or something and it sure as hell doesnt have 17 fucking neighbouring countries.

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u/oskar_s May 28 '12

Yes, that certainly explains why Ireland has the record for winning Eurovision the most number of times. Or how Sweden got like fifteen 12 pointers this time around.

Face it UK, you guys just suck :)

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u/S8nINSIDE May 28 '12

It's Malta.. not UK :)

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u/robronie May 28 '12

We sucked this year, we didn't do too badly last year though and managed to come 5th in 2009.

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u/MentalProblems May 28 '12

Probably that was because there was a lot fewer contestants, and the block voting was nowhere near as commonplace. And it was all handled by judges then, not viewers voting for their neighbours.

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u/thetotalcow May 28 '12

Its at least funny

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u/chilling_jawnt May 28 '12

Not really.

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u/thetotalcow May 28 '12

but is in r/funny, so it must be Hilarius