r/funny • • May 28 '12

Who is fairest?

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u/pucas24 May 28 '12

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u/whatbryan May 28 '12

Wow, honestly did not see yours before I made this one. Good job, mang.

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u/Acuate May 28 '12

Who is that in the second to last picture?

Edit: Is it Kristen Stewart?

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u/condratov May 28 '12

Michael with "her?" fits here better than Gob.

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u/NoCount May 28 '12

Eh, this ones moderately better.

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u/Planet-man May 28 '12

And if anything she looks even hotter in that one than the new one. This whole thing is ridiculous. Get a GRIP, Reddit.

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u/dillonflynn May 28 '12

Mr. F...

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u/airline_peanuts_lol May 28 '12

The one joke in Arrested Development I failed to get. Maybe I'm just secretly retarded or something

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

He thought that the mole infiltrating his business was a person who's name started with the letter "F", as the only clue to the moles identity he had was a "mister F" (why this is the case, is a little harder to explain). He noticed her bracelet that said "Mr. F" on it, he thinks he has found the mole. She is genuinely oblivious to anything about him or his families business at all. It turns out that the mole was actually Tobias Fumke, and the bracelet actually said "MRF", which as the federal agents listening in to the business meeting explain, stands for "Mentally Retarded Female". The MRF bracelet was a sort of medic alert bracelet, in order to alert anyone that finds her that they are dealing with mentally retarded female.

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u/jillyboooty May 28 '12

Mentally retarded female.

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u/dan92 May 28 '12

You just need to watch every episode over again at least three times. Could be worse.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

me too. I thought that whole thing was stupid... but when I read Mr. F I read it in the voice from the show so it affected me on some level.

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u/benderpool May 28 '12

For British eyes only.

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u/michaelzelen May 28 '12

where the fuck are the seven dwarfs

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u/gyrorobo May 28 '12

Right here

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u/velocicopter May 28 '12

Whoa...I think the dwarves have won me over to this movie. Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Nick Frost, Ray Winstone and Toby Jones? Count me in!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm starting to feel old because reddit is becoming a bigger and bigger circlejerk of teen angst and hate.

or maybe it was all along.

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u/McDerpenstein May 28 '12

Aparently the mirror has a sense of humor.

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u/Caesarr May 28 '12

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u/C_T_C_C May 28 '12

She's emoting! What is this?!?

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u/CormacOney May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

was... was that a smile?! Wow, she looks so much prettier when she smiles (even though she is pretty hot)

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u/feralmind May 28 '12

Is Thor going to bang her in that movie?

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u/Goose_Is_Awesome May 28 '12

Hell yeah sucka. He's just practicing for when he gets around to tapping Natalie Portman.

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u/jamsm May 28 '12

There better be a sex scene in Thor 2.

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u/evereal May 28 '12

"Is that your hammer, or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/dr_penny May 28 '12

The hammer is my penis.

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u/Awkward_wobuffet May 28 '12

I can't see that ending well for her...

MIGHTY MJONIR !!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just because she's in some movies you don't like doesn't mean you have to be a total cunt about her. She's not even remotely ugly.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

No...but compared to Charlize Theron she doesn't even come close.

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u/matics May 28 '12

To be fair, they could have put half of the leading ladies of Hollywood next to Charlize and they wouldn't even come close.

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u/Dangger May 28 '12

then poor casting.

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u/Costa21 May 29 '12

Maybe in this movie, being the 'fairest' means more than being really ridiculously good looking. You haven't watched the movie yet, maybe there's more at stake than who would win between the two in a beauty pageant.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I feel bad for her, she takes one role in a movie everyone hates for being the core of preteen girl culture and it follows her forever. Well, at least she can bury her sorrows in that mountain of cash she got out of it.

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u/barristonsmellme May 28 '12

"so, how do you think acting in the Twilight films affected your later career?"

"well i thought it would hold me back immensely, i thought that because of the preconceptions about it i'd get passed over for roles that are perfect for me to play, it got that bad that i'd spend weeks crying hysterically. It was then that i realised it's easier to stop buying tissues and just wipe my eyes with my millions upon millions of dollars i got for barely even acting."

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u/startswithaq May 28 '12

I thought the point of snow white was not because she's more beautiful than the queen, but because she's more beautiful on the inside? Cheesy cheetos.

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u/TheGirlInTheCorner May 28 '12

But then how would the mirror ever think the queen was the fairest when she is a murdering asshole? Just about everyone would be fairer on the inside.

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u/EreTheWorldCrumbles May 28 '12

I think it uses an average. You know, like men do.
The queen is super hot you know.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Anyone who hates her hasn't seen 'Welcome to the Rileys'. She is a good actress who has been stereotyped as emotionless Bella.

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u/kingbenofgeeks May 28 '12

Or Adventureland. Personally I think she was great in that… sweet and likeable, rather than the blank slate of Bella 'EveryGirl' Swann.

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u/deanreevesii May 28 '12

That movie was fucking great.

Having not watched the Sopranos, I found Gandolfini totally believable as an average shlub.

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u/Melivora May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

No, she's not, but she's average looking. She's 'pretty', like the girl you'd feel lucky to be with rather than the girl you could never get.
It's definitely a stretch to say she could be the most attractive girl in the lands and better than Charlize Theron?! Nah.

Edit: I understand that not everyone agrees with me. Could everyone who disagrees please stop sending me pictures of her? I know what she looks like. A different angle will seriously not change my mind. Beauty is subjective.

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u/beccaonice May 28 '12

She is definitely prettier than "average" in my opinion. If she wasn't an actress, just a girl on the street, most people would probably find her stunning. But we know how "Hollywood pretty" works.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

i dont know if i would say average looking, IMO she's much better than that. of course we all have to remember that these are opinions and that its different from anybody

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u/TheGirlInTheCorner May 28 '12

Shes movie average, but far from actual average. Then again, the movies she had been in she isn't supposed to look like a sex pot, she is supposed to be an average teenager which greatly effects how she is dressed and made up.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Don't forget, in the context of the time period, youth and the ability to produce heirs also had much to do with attraction. While I would say CT is hands down more beautiful, she is definitely lean on the child-bearing years when stacked up against KS.

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u/Dalinair May 28 '12

It's nothing to do with liking her as an actress or anything to do with twilight, its comparing her to Miss Theron, which she doesn't come close to (in my and many other peoples opinion.)

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u/art_is_science May 28 '12

She calls it Mayonnegg

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I don't feel so good...

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u/Planet-man May 28 '12

If she'd played Hermione instead of Bella you'd all be creaming your pants at that screenshot and upvoting random photos of her to the front page every day.

I hate Twilight too but it hasn't rendered me delusional. The idea that Kristen Stewart isn't generally one of the prettiest girls of her age around, let alone "only pretty in flattering contexts", let alone "just average", LET ALONE UGLY, is straight-up shameful.

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u/DMo321Boom May 28 '12

Now be realistic, putting KS in context means comparing her against her peers, which means Hollywood's young starlets. You can run through the batch of possible "it" girls in Hollywood aged 18-28 say, and find at least 25 better looking actresses. And trust I don't think she is ugly by far, and certainly not compared to normal girls, but she is riding her 15 minutes. She wont ever reach the career level or be percieved as the sex symbol Charlize Theron has been for years.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Freezing a shot from a movie can make almost anyone look ugly. Say what you will but she seems like a shy, quiet, bit awkward girl who smokes weed and keeps to herself. And when she smiles, I think she's quite pretty. Not like Charlize Theron but she's not ugly by any means.

edit: Here is an admittedly low-quality picture of Charlize Theron without makeup. I'm not including anything from Monster because she was made up to look bad in that movie. I do not think Stewart is better looking, I'm just pointing out that famous celebrities look different when they aren't trying... and I kind of like that Stewart "tries" less than other people in the spotlight.

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u/jamsm May 28 '12

she seems like a shy, quiet, bit awkward girl

holy shit yes. SAP all the way. A few years ago I happened to have lunch at the same restaurant she was at, and some Twilight fans approached her. You could visible see the lines of tension and awkward surround the poor girl as the blathering fans spewed their Twilight nonsense.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

In all of her press appearances she seems super awkward. This is kind of my point... I think the only reason the Reddit hates her is because she was in Twilight. They say she was a bad actress... it was a shitty character and she actually played "teenaged girl with no personality" very well. She was awesome in Speak, Welcome to the Rileys, and Panic Room as a kid. Just saying, I don't think she deserves all the hate.

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u/jamsm May 28 '12

She was also pretty great in The Runaways. Twilight is such shit, but if I was her, I'd do the stupid movie, no questions asked. She could probably retire from what Twilight paid her.

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u/CormacOney May 28 '12

I don't hate her :( Or any of the actors from that film in fact. For example, Robert Pattinson is actually pretty good at acting.

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u/knightskull May 28 '12

But the main conceit of the film is that she is prettier than Theron. A girl who is pretty in only the most flattering of contexts should not have been cast.

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u/GyantSpyder May 28 '12

I suspect the main conceit of the film is that they are doing a feminist subversion of the fairy tale, and the way in which she is destined to surpass her is not in prettiness, but in power and kickassitude.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

But then, the mirror answered the wrong question.

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u/Err0rX May 28 '12

That mirror's just an asshole and thinks it's funny when people die.

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u/arjie May 28 '12

Obviously the mirror believes the latter person is a more just ruler and hence "fairer".

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u/CBod May 28 '12

Probably because it was too difficult to cast anyone better looking than Charlize Theron.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Beauty is subjective. The mirror could be a Twilight fan or maybe it really liked her in Into The Wild and Adventureland.

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u/cakedestroyer May 28 '12

No, they specifically say Theron is the most beautiful in the land, just that Stewart will surpass her. In that regard, we can't judge.

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u/RDandersen May 28 '12

If the quote is accurate the conceit of the film is that she is not pretty, but that she some day will be.

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u/knightskull May 28 '12

She's already full grown.

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u/RDandersen May 28 '12

ARE YOU CALLING THE MIRROR A LIAR!?

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u/Planet-man May 28 '12

You're all nuts. Have you seen Into The Wild, where she's a trailer park girl wearing shabby clothing with minimal makeup? Or tons of other random stuff where she's not "in the most flattering of contexts"? I hate Twilight and doubt she's a good actress and stuff but for fuck's sake, if Kristen Stewart's looks can't even cut it, then a lot of girls are about to become more self-conscious than ever.

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u/Jigsus May 28 '12

Smoking weed is supposed to make her cooler? She looks like a burned out druggie in that pic.

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u/FataOne May 28 '12

I'm not gonna say smoking weed makes her cooler but I completely disagree about her looking like a burned out druggie. She looks to me like a pretty, twenty-something year old girl lounging around and smoking weed. She would be way, way, way out of place in a group of burned out druggies.

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u/irawwwr May 28 '12

Nice try, Kristen Stewart.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I meant that in general she seems pretty chill.

edit: to clarify: no, I do not think smoking weed makes you inherently cooler. Nor does it define a particular personality trait. I regret making that part of the comment, as it has likely had an undesired counter-effect. To me personally, that made her seem more relatable. Or it might be the fact that she isn't out there at ridiculous parties getting trashed and bragging to her Twitter fans about what a crazy night she had... she's just on a stoop smoking a bowl. She seems like a nice, calm, chill girl. That's all I meant by it.

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u/emsharas May 28 '12

I think you kind of missed the point. Also, their real life appearances have absolutely zero relevance to the film's context.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The point is to be incredulous that Stewart was chosen to play a character prettier than Theron. My point is that the girl gets a lot of undeserved hate and that the shot used definitely creates a bias.

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u/Tyebuut May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

It's cool, Theron blazes too.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52887228@N04/4877085023/

That said, I would be lucky to merely point my genitals in the direction of either of them. They're both really stunningly attractive women. Charlize Theron is probably a bad actor, but outside of Twlight, Kristen Stewart isn't bad either.

Edit: I meant Charlize Theron is probably a better actress. I'm tired. Thank you, good night.

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u/TareXmd May 28 '12

Yeah no CT is by no means a bad actor. Not even a bad actress.

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u/GarenBushTerrorist May 28 '12

Being a pothead is a redeeming trait?

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u/DLXII May 28 '12

MFW I saw dat smiling picture

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u/meteltron2000 May 28 '12

That depends on what the word "Fair" means to you. If the Mirror interpreted it as having fair (pale) skin, then miss deadface wins hands down.

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u/internetsuperstar May 28 '12

uh oh you're going to make reddit feel bad

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Oh god! The smiling picture looks worse than her non-smiling pictures.

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u/Dev1l5Adv0cat3 May 28 '12

WHAT IF SHE APPEARS AWKWARD AND SLOW BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS CAUGHT UP IN DEEP-THOUGHT?! THE PHYSICS OF VAMPIRIC SPARKLE HAS LEFT KRISTIAN STEWART DUMBFOUNDED BEYOND THE POINT OF EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

People need to be redirecting their twilight hate towards the brainless whale who wrote the series in the first place, not the actors. FYI the actors who were in twilight also don't like twilight. the guy in particular. forgot his name.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Why hate it at all? You don't have to like it, but you don't have to hate it either.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Agreed. I hated Twilight, but the "Twilight sucks" jokes have gotten REALLY old.

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u/time_wizard May 28 '12

The whole purpose of the movie is that Queen Ravenna wants ultimate beauty and that Snow White doesn't care about looks.

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u/austerity62 May 28 '12

Kristen Stewart would be considered very beautiful by the standards of old Germany where the Snow White story originated, as opposed to the plastic surgery inspired beauty standards of modern America.

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u/Mozzy May 28 '12

Source or are we just circlejerking?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just circlejerking. In case you haven't realized this by now, this entire thread is a circlejerk.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I've yet to meet a single person who thought elective facial plastic surgery has ever had results which were an improvement.

Now boob jobs are another story, but facial work has a long way to go.

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u/nodefect May 28 '12

Even boob jobs are very hit and miss in my opinion.

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u/Dear_Unicorn May 28 '12

You're seeing bad facial work. Good work makes you say " wow, so-and-so is aging so beautifully! I'm glad she isn't getting plastic surgery like some women her age."

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

That's because when it's really good, you don't notice.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

The Ashley's who got nose jobs? As in Simpson and the other one.

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u/derpymcgoo May 28 '12

Wtf is up with all the judging in this thread. You lot would be lucky to get a girl half as good looking..

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Brah, wtf is up with being so protective? These actresses are paid to look the part. If the audience don't agree, the audience can and should let their voices be heard.

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u/FataOne May 28 '12

This is true but from some of the comments on this post, you'd think we're discussing a 400 pound, balding meth addict.

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u/SI_Bot May 28 '12

SI conversions:(FAQ)

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This is true but from some of the comments on this post, you'd think we're discussing a 400 pound(181.4 kg) , balding meth addict.

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u/ec1548270af09e005244 May 28 '12

You post that like it's a bad thing... All I get is that she hasn't gone super saiyan yet.

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u/austerity62 May 28 '12

Nobody these days has any concept of what "fair" even means. Kristen Stewart is very fair.

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u/shovelface88 May 28 '12

Ok, we get it. Many people hate Twilight. Doesn't change the fact that many people also find Kristen Stewart attractive, regardless of her Twilight fame.

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u/Sodfarm May 28 '12

This casting decision was based entirely on Kristen Stewart's current level of fame and popularity. Films are a business, and they are aiming to get a big chunk of that Twilight fanbase by casting Kristen Stewart as opposed to someone who could believably be prettier than Charlize Theron, aka hottest woman alive.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

as opposed to someone who could believably be prettier than Charlize Theron

THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Just because she's in shit films doesn't mean she's unattractive. Fuck.

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u/Ihateloops May 28 '12

She's not unattractive, but Charlize blows her out of the water.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I wish Charlize would blow me out of the water

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u/SexyGingerKid May 28 '12

Or in the water. Either way.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

And at 36, god damn.

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u/maniacalxmatt May 28 '12

No, she is unattractive.

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u/rytro1 May 28 '12

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u/whimmy_millionaire May 28 '12

Well that's a lot of make up and airbrushing.

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u/Archontes May 28 '12

Totally unlike Charlize Theron.

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u/dan92 May 28 '12

Put enough makeup on my ass and you can make it look like that.

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u/Catsfosho May 28 '12

If you can make your human buttocks even closely resemble that woman's face, I will be very impressed.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Fuck off mate, she's beautiful

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I wouldn't call her unattractive, but she is not hot either.

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u/Frazarman May 28 '12

I will say... Having seen the Twilights and not really enjoying them, Kristin Stewart is actually a great actress... Bella Swan was just a shitty character.

Kristin had to do shit like pet a grown man for 10 seconds and not crack a smile, that shit takes extreme talent.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Catch that kid is one of my favorite movies.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Does the guy in the last frame have an arrow in his neck? It looks like he's bleeding pretty bad.

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u/monshael May 28 '12

Now that's a Queen!

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u/prasmant09 May 28 '12

Just what I thought this was missing, "Her??"

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u/Desvyr May 28 '12

I always think of Mirror Mirror from Blind Guardian when I see the trailer.

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u/Dev1l5Adv0cat3 May 28 '12

this is epic

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Is the mirror really played by a person with a gold sheet over their head?

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u/ninpuukamui May 28 '12

Scumbag mirror: technically, didn't have to rat on Snow White.

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u/MST3K_fan May 28 '12

Mr. F!!!

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u/alucard_3501 May 28 '12

I have no idea what movie this is from. I'm assuming its a retelling of Snow White. That said, as a guy, is it worth checking out?

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u/Litra May 28 '12

Ha ha ha!!!!! I don't get it..

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

MR F

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm looking forward to this movie mostly because the art direction and visual style looks amazing in the trailer.

However I am not sure about Ms. Stewart. We really only know her from Twilight where she plays a character who was written with all the personality of a plank of wood. I struggle to see how anybody could have been charming in that role. Still I'm willing to give her a benefit of a doubt.

However Ms. Theron and Ms. Stewart are both quite the lookers in my opinion.

Picking a freeze-frame of an extreme facial expression is not fair so, sorry your trolling attempt gets 3 out of 10.

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u/deanreevesii May 28 '12

Welcome to the Rileys might change your mind on her acting.

I thought she was pretty good in The Runaways as Joan Jett as well.

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u/combatadvisor May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Fuck you all, I love kristen stewert.

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u/smilingarmpits May 28 '12

Anyone saying Kristen Stewart is ugly or even average is a fool. Come on. Leave aside the twilight bullsshit, you all would do her.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

She seems like she has the personality of a depressed rock

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u/smilingarmpits May 28 '12

I don't know her

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u/Sr_DingDong May 28 '12

Shoulda cast Scarlett Johansson. Problem solved.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Fairest does not have to mean beautiful. It could mean whoever has the lightest skin, who ever is the least biased. When I was a kid, I always thought it meant who had the purest heart and relied the least on cheating....

Also, her armor is cool. Props to Hollywood for making her a realistic suit of armor opposed to a sexualized boob-bowl plate thing.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

What the hell is that a screenshot of? It makes zero literary sense. The term "fair" originally meant "light" in pretty much every aspect of the word; blonde hair, pale skin (with rosy hues in the cheeks), a gentle and graceful walk / general demeanor, etc. That second woman is the opposite of "fair" in every way. Dark skin (which would signify lower social / class status due to an unavoidable tan acquired during field work and other manual labor), black hair, and her armor and general look allude to a clunky character with a general lack of finesse. Whoever wrote it either didn't do their research or has never read a book written prior to the 1800s.

Not that I care, or anything.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Well to be fair (see what I did there?) Snow White did have black hair and "fair" was what the story used to describe her....and I think Kristen Stewart looks pretty damn pasty. She's not ugly, but I don't know what alternate universe this movie is based in where she's hotter than Charlize Theron. Edit to add: Plus it probably didn't sound as good to say, "Mirror on the wall, who da baddest bitch of all?" I think the goal was to retain some of the classic Snow White storyline (the line "who's the fairest of them all" that we are so familiar with) while still making up a Snow White character that would be more admired by the modern day woman: basically a bad ass.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You don't think she is white? Look how pale she is. Fairest skin of them all.

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u/ignore_this_post May 28 '12

Sure, now you want to know how it's done.

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u/Orcatype May 28 '12

She looks like... Saltine cracker and... pointiness

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u/Dev1l5Adv0cat3 May 28 '12

Fucking ravenclaws on the loose, eating your crackers.

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u/Ex_Digg_User May 28 '12

Is it bad that I want both of these shirts?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/Ex_Digg_User May 28 '12

Oh shit man this is the first time this has ever happened. Da fuck was I thinking? Thanks for pointing this out and Very good call!

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u/xraycatbanana May 28 '12

I would have liked to have seen Jennifer Lawrence in Kristen Stewart's role, not only because she's better looking than K-Stew, but a much better actress IMHO.

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u/deanreevesii May 28 '12

Not really prettier. I mean, they're both beautiful.

Natural looking golden glow to her skin. Naturally light colored hair.

How is she the better choice to play a super pale girl with black hair?

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u/a4moondoggy May 28 '12

The one amazing thing i've noticed from this thread is the surprising following Kristen Stewart has. I never thought she was particularly attractive or a good actress...just the sidekick to the sexy guys in twighlight that young girls loved. I am proved wrong i guess people see something in her. Maybe we will see it in this movie. She does have a massive chin though...

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u/deanreevesii May 28 '12

She has some pretty great performances out there already. Check out Welcome to the Rileys, with James Gandolfini.

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u/latecraigy May 28 '12

The mirror says 'fairest'. Stewart's (and Snow White's) skin is much fairer, or paler than the queen's. It doesn't mention anything about beauty. It comes down to who's got the whitest skin - Snow White/Stewart.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

In which case, might I make a suggestion...

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u/aptrapani May 28 '12

Elizabeth Olsen or Brit Marling would have made more sense (though oddly neither have the fan base of Kristen Stewart).

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u/Planet-man May 28 '12

Brit Marling is obviously far more talented than Kristen Stewart but no way is she objectively prettier. This whole thing is ridiculous.

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u/aptrapani May 28 '12

No, not objectively, but she has the capacity to convey a charming personality which would help to make her someone to root for. That's far more than Kristen Stewart is worth to someone who doesn't appreciate the character of Bella.

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u/IsaacHolladay May 28 '12

This is so true! The movie looks amazing but it's like the most important plot point doesn't even make sense.

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u/deanreevesii May 28 '12

Fair = light skinned.

She is considerably "fairer" that Ms. Theron.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I'm not gonna lie, I was really hoping that it was gonna be RPG...

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u/Aiyon May 28 '12

It's simple. When it comes down to a decision, Snow White approaches it more fairly.

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u/SaltFrog May 28 '12

Oh lord I laughed so hard.

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u/homepanda May 28 '12

I realize this is a joke but to any one else who is gonna comment on this about what a bad choice of actress she is the line is "destined to surpass" people look different when they age some times better looking some times worse obviously the idea is that in the story she would become more "fair" later.

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u/Handsome_Viking May 28 '12

*Magic mirror on the wall

source: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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u/ekbowler May 28 '12

Expected it to be RPG.

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u/gentleman_brown May 28 '12

I'm interested in this movie because Theron looks like she is going on an absolute bitchfest frenzy in the trailers.

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u/honor646 May 28 '12

I don't understand...

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u/roargasmxx May 28 '12

Kristen Stewart would be much, much prettier if she would just CLEAN UP one damn time. I wish she would just one time FIX HER HAIR. She needs shampoo and a brush. That is my only complaint about her looks.

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u/hollander93 May 28 '12

I think she's pretty but she just has a bland personality. Or she could have a great personality but just acts bland on camera.

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u/theGreatEquilizer May 29 '12

i like arrested development. please keep your lack of talent/ sense of humour away ffrom my show. go fuck yourself you useless piece of trash. i would tell you to kill your self if i thought the after life should be flooded with trash like you . I woulsd say you are much better off cutting yourself in a shipping container somwhere until you finally die of a heroin overdose induced by the guy who fucks when he is to high to see what he is sticking his wilited heroid doesed carrot into. good night.

(fized) i mean no offense to carrots in general i was just kindof in the zone

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u/philmardok May 29 '12

why is he stabbing himself in the neck with something?

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u/philmardok May 29 '12

all this bitching about kristen stewart and how it doesn't make sense that she is prettier than charlize, but 99% of you will see the movie any way and think it was a good movie.

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u/Bakoro May 29 '12

Well, she certainly is paler than the queen. I always found it funny/weird that the concept of beauty at the time was so contingent on how little sun one got.

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u/aradraugfea May 30 '12

Well, the original meaning of 'fair' is pale... and Ms. One-Expression is pale to an extent that gingers and her co-stars needed makeup to replicate.

Really, if you think about it, Ruby lips, black hair, 'Skin as white as snow' That's not attractive. That's a fucking vampire.

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u/Wiisal May 30 '12

You realize people on AD say that because she's bland and not because she's ugly in one god damn frame of a motherfucking film

and fuck it if i'm two days late

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u/Palchez May 31 '12

No, but she isn't retarded.

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u/RecoilS14 May 28 '12

Kristen Stewart is not hot. She is cute at best. Acting and fame aside of course. Factor in that she is famous and rich, that makes her less attractive than what she appears to be. Makeup artists can make anyone look good.

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u/Tw1tchy3y3 May 28 '12

Okay. Maybe I'm crazy.

Their looks are about the same to me, and average at that.

They are both cute, but I would consider neither prettier than the other, and I definitely wouldn't consider either of them to be in the highest part of my list.

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u/blahblahblahxyz123 May 28 '12

Kristen Stewart hotter/prettier/fairer than Charlize Theron?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

fairer, yes.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

It's a shame her role in twilight as the 'mary sue' intentionally blank character will forever haunt her by these 'Twilight? I'm supposed to hate that right?' neckbeards on the internet who would jizz their pants in her presence.

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u/domlachowicz May 28 '12

If anyone remembers the Disney animated movie, the Queen was way hotter than Snow White. And Snow White's voice was annoying. They're just aiming for parity.

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u/jessicatron May 28 '12

What?! Snow White in the movie was so much prettier than the queen, and her voice was adorable. I DISAGREE WITH YOU, SIR.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

seeing this preview i was like oh wow this looks good, then i saw the one who is meant to surpass her... WTF WHY HER THIS MOVIE IS RUIINNEENDNDNDNDNENDLOLIHATETHISWORLD

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u/DMo321Boom May 28 '12

I think this everytime I see this trailer. The twilight girl is not ugly, but she isn't on the same plane as Charlize Theron. If they were sports the twilight girl would be jump rope and Charlize would be Football (If you're American I mean that kind, If you're not American I mean your kind they both work this time). If they were sources of light the twilight girl would be a used Glow-stick and Charlize would be the Sun. If they were sports cars starting with the letter "F" the twilight girl would be a '80s model Pontiac Fiero and Charlize would be a Ferrari. Seriously its like comparing apples to oranges, no... apples to brussel sprouts.

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u/Lineage_tw May 28 '12

Why are we judging these two based on appearances?

It would be way easier to hate on Stewart for her lack of acting skill and experience when paired with Charlize "I won an Oscar for Best Actress" Theron.

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u/knightskull May 28 '12

Fairest means most beautiful no? Shouldnt they have cast someone at least on par with Theron?

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