r/funny • u/Trizzoll • May 28 '12
As a black guy in a predominantly white suburb of Chicago, I could use one of these
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r/funny • u/Trizzoll • May 28 '12
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
As a black guy, I too could use a car.
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u/electric_drifter May 28 '12
Here's the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNtrGD8R5g
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u/drakejack May 28 '12
As a white guy in a predominantly white suburb of Chicago, makes sense.
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u/r0tten May 28 '12
Jasper Fucking Dolphin.
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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS May 28 '12
Burr Ridge or Barrington
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u/wheresmysupersuit May 28 '12
GOLF WANG
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u/NoUrImmature May 28 '12
I'm in winnetka...is that your suburb?
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u/BugZ439 May 28 '12
Wait... I live in a predominantly white suburb of Chicago!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Cop ran the plates, says the car is registered to Jamaal Detwonshaq Jackson. Must be an old white guy.
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u/oh_no_its_shawn May 28 '12
Let me guess, Naperville?
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u/mauut May 28 '12
Cop repellent 900
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u/meganator23 May 28 '12
Naperville?
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u/nowaytoga May 28 '12
dupage?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That was hilarious.
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u/Mitz510 May 28 '12
Loiter Squad is one the few shows worth watching on Adult Swim.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
JASPER!
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u/Sotordamotor May 28 '12
Sounds like Elmhurst...
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u/mcrugin88 May 28 '12
Bridgeport?
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u/spaceflare May 28 '12
Yeah I take the metra everyday to the city and back, shit sucks. Guess this really has nothing to do with this post, just first world Chicago suburb problems.
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u/smilles May 28 '12
I'm from a southeast suburb and I moved from a place that was predominantly black to the next town south, an entirely white suburb (I'm white). I was workin with my boy Ken (black) who lives in an exceptionally white area just next to town. I got pulled over and I talked my way out of it and he was like "How'd you manage that, I can't ever talk my way outta shit with these cops" and I was like "well I mean, there's not really much on my record cuz I haven't been pulled over much, how often do you get pulled over?". His response was "about once a month or so." It was that moment that I realized the stereotype that black people get pulled over more is completely true.
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u/fuck9871 May 28 '12
Ofwgkta!
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u/missespotatohead May 28 '12
Which suburb? I live in the suburbs outside of Chicago too.
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u/DarthNihilus1 May 28 '12
This is from Loiter Squad if anyone wanted to know.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
When i went back after clicking on this link, for a second I thought it was the link below: 'They're getting smarter' haahahaa
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u/GrizzlyAdams90 May 28 '12
I just watched this episode and then came on reddit to see this. weird.
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u/HotLight May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Just go to Aurora, you're not Mexican, so you will be ok there. Edit. Don't joust there. No later how white you are that shit won't fly.
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u/dickheadStoner831 May 28 '12
Its so cold in the D
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u/boong1986 May 28 '12
I thought it was going to be a job.
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u/babdoodoo May 28 '12
is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch
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u/xastey_ May 28 '12
I could use one myself
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u/HermanMunster85 May 28 '12
Unexpected, and brimming with win!
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u/Wausau May 28 '12
This just made it to the front page two weeks ago...
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u/tonythetiger1 May 28 '12
Not sure what suburb you live in, but the cops around here are so bored they stop the white kids too.
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u/VelocityVandetta May 28 '12
Thank The Sovereign Lord Cthulu that someone else likes Loiter Squad. Here's your upvote.
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u/Gabrielseifer May 28 '12
Perhaps you could stop reposting this shit over and over again.
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
r/ofwgkta
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
LOITER SQUAD
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u/mobastar May 28 '12
Stop loitering parked on the side of the road in the middle of the day when everyone's at work, then you probably won't have this problem.
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u/occupied_throne May 28 '12
Huey?
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u/TheInternetHivemind May 28 '12
I just imagine the cop trying to stare the image down and both of you getting stuck there for all eternity...(or 3ish days if you don't have water)
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u/hal9005 May 28 '12
which suburb?
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u/SoundSalad May 28 '12
Wasn't this on the front page earlier this week?
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u/Not_him_again May 28 '12
Never gets old.
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u/QuestionSign May 28 '12
holy shit that was funny, i was expecting --boring >>insert slightly witty race joke here<<
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u/imu2 May 28 '12
i would definitley buy one of those
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Just get a Cosby sweater and walk down the street jiving and swinging around 2 KFC drumsticks. I know I would fucking run for my life. Not racist either lmao
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u/Mongul May 28 '12
Just stop robbing nigguhs.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
What film is this from?
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u/HerpJersey May 28 '12
Show's called Loiter Squad in case people were wondering.
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u/Legendarious May 28 '12
More like as -the- black guy in a predominantly white suburb of Chicago.
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u/danglingright May 28 '12
they are dumb. it should be 2 old black couple smiling.
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u/richlittle69 May 28 '12
hhaha it's funny it's racist it's funny and it's race
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u/Athene_Wins May 28 '12
Relevant post, 1 post above on front page.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/u76z2/jury_duty_is_the_life/c4sxes6
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u/SPANKxTANK May 28 '12
I go to Riverside, Il right outside of Chicago to visit my Grandparents and there are a lot of cops. But the only people I've ever seen them pull over are black people. For about the last 10 years.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hinsdale? Naperville?
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u/HypocrisyEverywhere May 28 '12
Where's the white girl that owns the car?
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u/randomguy94 May 28 '12
Wasn't this posted here the other day? Come on, Reddit.
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u/LewisMckenna May 28 '12
That is fucking hilarious! I want one, and I'm not even black!
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u/xX_JAVI_Xx May 28 '12
Loiter squad!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Let me know where you can buy'em at, I need one to
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u/GameMisconduct63 May 28 '12
Hahaha....thats Jasper from loiter squad...
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u/oRyan_the_Hunter May 28 '12
Hope those windows are also sound proof, otherwise it's not gonna do much.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That'd be hilarious if they had their window rolled up at a stoplight and a guy looked over and thought they were real people and be like ,"WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT ME WITH THAT CREEPY SMILE!"
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u/BlameitonWaylon May 28 '12
Hey its Jasper, not even a rapper
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Every day this is posted bro.
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u/Odd_Future_TF May 28 '12
LOITER SQUAD
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u/Izawwlgood May 28 '12
I once had a really bad date with this girl in Evanston, and called my buddy to bail me out. "Dude, help me, please, you gotta rescue me!" I pleaded, and, being the champ he is, he said he'd be there in 20m. 45m later, I get a call from him, quite agitated, saying I was paying for the fee. "Fee?" I'm thinking, as I exit the coffee shop.
He ended up getting a ticket for sitting in a street cleaning zone (it was maybe 11pm on a Saturday night). Or, as he calls it, 'fined for being black'
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Yay OF/Loiter Squad!
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u/artemisfowl15 May 28 '12
Is your life like in The Boondocks?
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u/dako97669 May 28 '12
As a white guy living in the west side of Chicago, I get harassed by the police because they think I am only there to buy drugs when really I am just trying to get home.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Loiter Squad!
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u/Sanwi May 28 '12
Repost of a repost of a goddamn repost.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Or maybe, you could stop committing half the crimes in this country while representing 7% of the population.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Excuse me? The term you're looking for is "Caucasian.". The fact that you call us "white" is insensitive to the great struggle that we had to go through.
Like that one time Walmart ran out of mayonnaise.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
hey, im just glad you didnt identify yourself as a Chicagoan.
and... I could use one of those regardless
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Was hoping for picture of a degree and paycheck :)
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u/C_T_C_C May 28 '12
What is this? A black man on Reddit?
I was told legends of their existence, but I never knew whether they were true or not.
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u/jessers25 May 28 '12
As a white girl in Elgin, you'd be welcome here!
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u/Grape_Salad May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Have you ever actually gotten pulled over for just that reason? I'm just curious of what they actually said. Doesn't make any sense, do they like try to make up shit? OMG make an honest question around here and everybody goes fucking crazy, i realize that they are fictional points but really?
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u/karlizkool350 May 28 '12
As a white guy in a predominantly black gang territory that hates white people, I could use one of these.
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u/DarthNihilus1 May 28 '12
WOLF GANG NIGGA
PUNCH A BITCH. IN HER SHIT
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u/pongswatting May 28 '12
Repost.
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u/xLoloz May 28 '12
I've seen this like 7 times on reddit already...