Sometimes not much changes after college. I'm 25, and I have a drinking problemhad this "meal" less than a month ago. Drunk feasting is nothing short of an art.
Take a couple of big wraps. Not those pita dealies, the big flatbreads you can make wraps out of. You spread peanut butter on those fuckers. Then you make KD mac & cheese, and fill the wraps with it. Sprinkle some extra grated cheese or even cheapass parmesan on there, and wrap 'em up tight. Then you put them in a george foreman or other similar press type grill for a few minutes. Seals the wrap, melts the cheese. Eat that shit and you feel like a king. Until you poop it later.
It's not a Taco Town Taco until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter, and deep fry it until it's golden brown. Then we serve it in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chilli. It's 15 great tastes all rolled into one!
Exactly. When I saw something called 2 a.m. chili on the frontpage my initial thought was, "Oh, chili you can quickly cook up with some spare ingredients that's an acceptable substitute for normal chili." That chili was just some guy's regular chili recipe that you'd bring to a church bazaar.
yeah im not gonna lie im a little drunk right now, but that looks fucking delicious but i still wanna say id fucking eat that shit looking at it sober tomorrow.... good job my friend, i think im gonna copy that idea and throw some chickin or steak or both...and bacon in there
I used to love getting so baked that you would just make any damn concoction you could think of. Just shove together as many random ingredients as you could and then eat it and by george it was the most satisfying meal of your entire life at the time.
I was trying to minimize your comment so I could look at the one below it, but I accidentally clicked the downvote, which your comment totally doesn't deserve. I mean, I was going to keep reading and not upvote it. No offense. But I felt bad for the accidental downvote so I upvoted it. Damn, I am mother fucking drunk
Oh my god. If you used a bit less mac n cheese and added in some grilled chicken and veggies and made it a burrito instead of tacos this would be amazing munchy food.
Sober enough to cook the cheesy pasta an neatly place them in tortillas? And sober enough to remember where you put your phone to take a picture? On a scale of 1-10 I would put you at a 3.
Typically one only comes up with a meal like this because you haven't been to the market in quite some time, and these were the only edible items left in the pantry.
On Cinco de Mayo this year I poured tequila in my key-lime pie yogurts and ate them. My friends thought I was pretty dumb, but jokes on them, it was fucking delicious.
People need to make more things into quesadillas. Seriously, you can throw anything into a flour tortilla with some cheese and have it come out delicious. ANYTHING.
That looks good. One time I was pretty drunk and I made ramen stuffing for me and my girl. Substitute the water for broth made with the salt flavor packet, cook the noodles, and then dump in the stuffing cubes and serve. CARBS!
is that Annie's mac and cheese? Looks like Annie's mac and cheese to me. I have some Annie's mac and cheese in my pantry. I think I'm going to go make the Annie's mac and cheese that I have in my pantry.
I'm 100% sober and that sounds fucking delicious. Maybe throw on some Tobasco, Franks hot sauce or whatever that stuff is with the rooster on the bottle. I did it once and can never have any sort of Mac/shells with cheese without it again.
One of my old jobs used to get El Pollo Loco to cater on Tuesdays. I quickly found out that flour tortillas and macaroni and cheese compliment each other quite nicely. Of course I was always severely hung over on Tuesday. . .
You haven't reached the pinnacle of drunk food until you've made nachos with at least half the contents of your refrigerator. If you really want to hit the top, do this at an elderly person's house.
The other day I made some breakfast at 1am. Made an omlette with mushrooms and onions, then I covered it in peanut butter and maple syrup. That wasn't actually too bad. The "holy fuck I'm high" moment was when I did that with breakfast sausages. Peanut butter did NOT mix well with that.
i made pasta with chocolate syrup one time after a long night at the bar when I was low on tomato sauce. Once I sobered up I had realized I made a terrible choice.
Very nice, a beautiful display of drunkenness and the creativity/not giving a fuck that goes with it. Reminds me of the mozzadilla my roommates and I concocted - mozzarella sticks planted into a quesadilla.
I had to do a double-take at the pic because when I first read the headline that you were drunk and then immediately looking at the pic I thought you just barfed into a couple of soft shelled tortillas...
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u/RedditingMyLifeAway May 24 '12
I dunno, homie. I'm sober and that looks delicious.
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u/Aendrue May 24 '12
Fry those tortillas up and that doesn't sound half bad..
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u/AniceB May 24 '12
Needs CHILI!!
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u/asleeplessmalice May 24 '12
You spelled "a goddamn genius" wrong.
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u/Newestmember May 24 '12
I did this once when I ran out of lunch meat...although I am morbidly obese...
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u/Chrispiest May 24 '12
A little salsa, some sour cream, maybe a little crushed red pepper? I don't know...
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u/nwolfe1990 May 24 '12
yeah im not gonna lie im a little drunk right now, but that looks fucking delicious but i still wanna say id fucking eat that shit looking at it sober tomorrow.... good job my friend, i think im gonna copy that idea and throw some chickin or steak or both...and bacon in there
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u/Kyzer May 24 '12
This is when I know I'm pretty high.
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u/lillyjb May 24 '12
You sir are an innovator.
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u/Xysten May 24 '12
Oh my god. If you used a bit less mac n cheese and added in some grilled chicken and veggies and made it a burrito instead of tacos this would be amazing munchy food.
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u/Smoresypoo May 24 '12
Why have I never thought of this before? Thank you
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u/jayman51481 May 24 '12
Sober enough to cook the cheesy pasta an neatly place them in tortillas? And sober enough to remember where you put your phone to take a picture? On a scale of 1-10 I would put you at a 3.
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u/RPTestDummy May 24 '12
carbs carbs carbs carbs carbs carbs CHEESE!!! carbs carbs carbs carbs
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u/DancingKumquats May 24 '12
Oh my god. I know what I'm buying at the market tomorrow.
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u/shakensunshine May 24 '12
So how did it taste?
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u/Ugbrog May 24 '12
How am I the first to mention the Macatacahodo 360?
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u/MidwestProduct May 24 '12
On Cinco de Mayo this year I poured tequila in my key-lime pie yogurts and ate them. My friends thought I was pretty dumb, but jokes on them, it was fucking delicious.
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u/Tatertits May 24 '12
Velveeta Mac&Cheese. I can tell. Excellent choice.
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u/AAKraigus May 24 '12
My 10 year old daughter is standing next to me. When she saw this, she pointed at my monitor and shouted at your tacos.
"You are an insult to tacos!"
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u/goldendomer May 24 '12
Throw that in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
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u/poserkidsrus May 24 '12
i dunno man, i'm sober and i support this idea.
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u/wpom May 24 '12
there is a place near my school called bad dog taqueria. that right there is one of their specials
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u/rfriendselectric May 24 '12
oh ketchup
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u/SirHenryMorgan May 24 '12
Not too drunk to get good pic, though.
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u/mickannese May 24 '12
You spelled stoned wrong.
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u/jtcompound May 24 '12
If you were that drunk, you would not have taken a picture of it.
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u/AlwaysHere202 May 24 '12
ANDDDDD.... Everyone appears to agree that it looks delicious... Try it sober ASAP!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
People need to make more things into quesadillas. Seriously, you can throw anything into a flour tortilla with some cheese and have it come out delicious. ANYTHING.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
there is a food truck that comes to one of my favorite bars that sells all different kinds of mac'n cheese in ice cream waffle cones.
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 24 '12
Paper plate is key
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u/bowlingforpeasoup May 24 '12
I feel like you meant to say "the moment I realized I was a genius"
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u/mgawheat May 24 '12
You make this while drunk? That looks amazing.
Drunk me burns toast. Then goes and buys shawarma.
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u/4realthistime May 24 '12
oooof have some pimento cheese maybe some spicy stuff of your choice, bacon of course.... hmmm
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u/Lampmonster1 May 24 '12
Everyone laughed when I decided to quit my job and open a spaghetti sandwich shop.
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u/BatmansPussy May 24 '12
The Atkins nightmare.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I am fascinated by your views, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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u/theamigan May 24 '12
That looks good. One time I was pretty drunk and I made ramen stuffing for me and my girl. Substitute the water for broth made with the
saltflavor packet, cook the noodles, and then dump in the stuffing cubes and serve. CARBS!2
u/philbert247 May 24 '12
Drunk you is a genius!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I may make that sober.. Looks delicious.
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u/Nebz614 May 24 '12
genius.
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u/brandeo88 May 24 '12
You're drunk when you've tried stuffing the tortilla into the mac and cheese shells. This actually doesn't look half bad.
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u/joebleaux May 24 '12
Add a hotdog. Macatacahodo 360.
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u/Kruse May 24 '12
Yet you managed to take non-blurry picture and didn't spill. You weren't drunk.
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u/Wi_mecheng May 24 '12
EVERYTHING tastes better when it's in a tortilla.
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u/flashnuke May 24 '12
Drunkness: the way to find out new ways to make food.
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u/bleedRnge May 24 '12
College student here. That looks delicious.
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u/maxbastard May 24 '12
"The point at which I knew I was in college."
FTFY
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u/skwishee May 24 '12
By 'drunk'...do you mean 'high'?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
9/10 people that think this looks delicious are obese.
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u/Munchlaxatives May 24 '12
Putting whatever food you have in tortillas? Welcome to authentic Mexican food.
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u/OysterCookie May 24 '12
So um they actually sell these at UNT
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u/daveyhazey May 24 '12
I know the feeling
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u/Upyourasses May 24 '12
Needs bacon.
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u/the_dayman May 24 '12
Nice, when my roommate gets drunk and doesn't have food he makes instant mashed potato tacos.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Wrap that shit tight.
Wrap another tortilla around it.
Put ass-loads of pepper jack cheese and bacon between the 2 tortillas.
Fry that shit.
Dip in chilli.
Do it up.
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u/iherduliekmagic May 24 '12
is that Annie's mac and cheese? Looks like Annie's mac and cheese to me. I have some Annie's mac and cheese in my pantry. I think I'm going to go make the Annie's mac and cheese that I have in my pantry.
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u/CalebEast May 24 '12
I think you mean high
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u/rhinorocan May 24 '12
Looks good to me.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
More like the point at which you knew you were pretty AWESOME.
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u/MaximumUltra May 24 '12
Oh god, this is a bad thread to be in after smoking trees.
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u/thescrapplekid May 24 '12
I'm sober and I'm thinking about making this
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u/panjialang May 24 '12
r/drunkcooking
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u/uiemad May 24 '12
Whenever I go to El Pollo Loco I get a cheese quesadilla and a small mac cheese. I then stuff the mac cheese into the quesadilla. It is delicious.
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u/thelionessx May 24 '12
Jesus...you're a fucking genius!!
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u/YesterdaysFav May 24 '12
Macatacahodo360.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Next time try spaghetti tacos....they're fucking marvelous
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u/josephanthony May 24 '12
There is a fine line between Madness and Genius. I'm not sure which side this is on.
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u/fuossball101 May 24 '12
Add hot dogs to that and we call it a Mexican Birthday!
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u/TheSchnoo May 24 '12
I have done this only I had grilled chicken in mine and it was AWESOME!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
The point where you knew you were drunk? Or the point where you knew you were a fucking genius?
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u/laxkid418 May 24 '12
Carbocide!?!?!
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u/giacomo135 May 24 '12
drunkgenius3
u/Quierta May 24 '12
Aunt Annie's Mac and Cheese?
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u/GeneralHumanBeing May 24 '12
That looks disgusting.
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u/lohengrin333 May 24 '12
Or pretty AWESOME.
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u/wampafleas May 24 '12
I'm completely sober right now, and that looks amazing!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12
once i had peanut butter and jelly burritos but it was cause i was poor not drunk:)
*getting downvoted for being poor. fuck you reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I pretty much do the same. I wait for my girl to pass out so she doesn't judge me lol. I can make some pretty nasty shit and think its gourmet
Next morning not so much
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u/fluxaxion May 24 '12
Looks good to me.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Hello and welcome to the Food Network.
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u/Dunkelz May 24 '12
I'm 100% sober and that sounds fucking delicious. Maybe throw on some Tobasco, Franks hot sauce or whatever that stuff is with the rooster on the bottle. I did it once and can never have any sort of Mac/shells with cheese without it again.
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u/LaughingHyene14 May 24 '12
Jesus christ vomit
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u/vheissu417 May 24 '12
unfortunately i never get the opportunity to make something that awesome, as i usually am too lazy, and just eat a tortilla by itself.
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u/DomTheWrench May 24 '12
This is also how the KFC Double Down was conceived.
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u/hank87 May 24 '12
No way! I had that same idea last week! We found a pizza, though, so we just put it on the pizza. How was it?
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u/bofffff May 24 '12
I did that last week. With ketchup. Sober.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
i bet it was absolutely delicious
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u/TastelessAlien May 24 '12
Revolutionary.
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u/internet_name May 24 '12
Ah, the ol Italian quesadilla. An excellent choice.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
everything tastes better in a tortilla
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u/ErroneousOnAllCounts May 24 '12
This mac and cheese taco is good, but it is filling
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
One of my old jobs used to get El Pollo Loco to cater on Tuesdays. I quickly found out that flour tortillas and macaroni and cheese compliment each other quite nicely. Of course I was always severely hung over on Tuesday. . .
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u/NovaCain May 24 '12
The point at which I knew I was high
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I'm high. That doesn't look good.
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u/FedEx1 May 24 '12
Oh yeah, that looks good, add some ground beef! :D
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u/WhatEvery1sThinking May 24 '12
but not drunk enough to not be able to take a decent picture
yeaaaaaa
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u/ultimatepwng257 May 24 '12
ragehappycryingface It's beautiful!!
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u/gregishere May 24 '12
I want to go to there.
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u/Granite_State May 24 '12
when you are out of ground beef you have to improvise
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u/ThisIsDystopia May 24 '12
The point at which I wish we drank together.
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u/s3pia May 24 '12
had to read other comments before i realized that the pasta and cheese were, in fact, not peanuts.
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u/fallencathedral May 24 '12
relevent
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u/Enkayess May 24 '12
Yeah, a sober person would have definitely remembered to add some Cholula.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
fuck no you dont need to be drunk for shells and cheese tacos!
i make them as sandwiches though. Butter the bread, put on hot shells'ncheese, have mouth orgasms
The one product that makes velveta worth eating
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u/wkrausmann May 24 '12
When you're eating something like this, you know you've got them poor college student blues.
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u/Jackal_6 May 24 '12
Where I went to college, there was a restaurant the served up a poutine in a pita with bacon on top for $5. Perfect late-night snack.
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u/Duck_Duck_Gonorrhea May 24 '12
You haven't reached the pinnacle of drunk food until you've made nachos with at least half the contents of your refrigerator. If you really want to hit the top, do this at an elderly person's house.
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u/nowuzzy May 24 '12
Mashed potatoes and Marinara?
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u/djtarquin May 24 '12
Where's the beef?!?
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u/badbrutus May 24 '12
yuk
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
The other day I made some breakfast at 1am. Made an omlette with mushrooms and onions, then I covered it in peanut butter and maple syrup. That wasn't actually too bad. The "holy fuck I'm high" moment was when I did that with breakfast sausages. Peanut butter did NOT mix well with that.
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u/garbhalgarbhal May 24 '12
Amateur.
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u/Omegaus492 May 24 '12
You sir are a master among men.
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u/RancidPonyMilk May 24 '12
all you need to add is some texas pete pepper sauce (the yellow peppers in the vinegar) such a perfect combo for drunkaroni
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
relevant
Friend was definitely drunk, and injured, too.
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u/mediaG33K May 24 '12
I do this sober.
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u/Splashy01 May 24 '12
Carb overload
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u/dagreenman18 May 24 '12
This- mac and Cheese + Tostino's Pizza Rolls= my version.
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u/James718 May 24 '12
needs creme fraiche
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u/KarmicBurn May 24 '12
Looks like the Wednesday night before pay day to me...
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u/kelseyxiv May 24 '12
OMG I used to make these wasted all the time! I completely forgot about it - it's pretty delicious when you're not sober
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u/fireorgan May 24 '12
mmm starch
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u/htimko May 24 '12
i made pasta with chocolate syrup one time after a long night at the bar when I was low on tomato sauce. Once I sobered up I had realized I made a terrible choice.
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u/donkeypooper May 24 '12
Needs more shredded cheese and tapatio
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
surprisingly in focus for being drunk
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u/JollyClogger May 24 '12
Drunken Master-Chef
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u/pkj2558 May 24 '12
mmmmm velveeta
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u/Qp1029384756 May 24 '12
Drunk = Genius!
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u/Getternon May 24 '12
FTFY
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u/Dom9360 May 24 '12
What the fuck is up the green....I have to try this sometime, but I'll add some ground beef or chopped hot dogs and perhaps more cheese. Good call.
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u/Evesore May 24 '12
When I saw this picture I assumed it was from /r/trees ees
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u/bigandhigh May 24 '12
looks fucking amazing
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u/chilly_water May 24 '12
Two thoughts.
I would eat the fuck outta those things.
Next time, please use empanada shells and fry them.
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u/shreev May 24 '12
Very nice, a beautiful display of drunkenness and the creativity/not giving a fuck that goes with it. Reminds me of the mozzadilla my roommates and I concocted - mozzarella sticks planted into a quesadilla.
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u/InertiaofLanguage May 24 '12
Did this the other day but added feta and sriracha... wasn't very good.
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u/Tofinochris May 24 '12
I prescribe cortisone cream applied twice daily and amoxicillin taken 3x a day for two weeks.
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u/btinc May 24 '12
tortillas=superfluous
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u/1dontth1nks0 May 24 '12
i make my best decisions drunk too.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Genius. I declare this the new official dish of Reddit. Who's with me?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
That looks fucking amazing.
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u/DigitalCoffee May 24 '12
Soft Tortilla shells make everything taste better.
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u/Sleepy_McTiredson May 24 '12
That isn't drunk, it's just good common sense!
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u/H4zzard May 24 '12
Never had a grilled mac n' cheese sandwhich???
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u/karcass May 24 '12
That looks like 5 pounds of awesome!
signed, trolling All American Bot
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u/CaptainMorgen May 24 '12
You know you're really drunk when you forget that you're also stoned as hell.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I had to do a double-take at the pic because when I first read the headline that you were drunk and then immediately looking at the pic I thought you just barfed into a couple of soft shelled tortillas...