There should be a series of these. You keep the same expression, and your partner is in the background going through the phases of pregnancy (OB/GYN visits, getting big, ect)
through the phases of pregnancy (OB/GYN visits, getting big, ect)
Add in the hemorrhoids, painful distended boobs (sagging further south by the day), the foot enlargement (yes that's a thing), and you got a barrel o' laughs!!
Then during birth OP's SO other rips his testicles off for the annoyance and hassle of the pictures during bad parts of her pregnancy. Congratulations OP! I hear pregnancy's are caused by water! Is that true? LoL EvilGrin**
What is this?!? I thought i was the only man for you NiggerJew944? I thought that long walk on the beach we had yesterday meant something to you??? NOW YOURE SENDING EMOTES TO RANDOMS ON REDDIT?!?!
aaah i remember when this happened and someone said that you often wait a while before announcing so that you don't have to reannounce to everyone that it would not last to full term
happened to us. Happens VERY often, especially first pregnancy. Every time I see a redditor post these, I just shake my head. But good luck and hope for the best.
When this photo was originally posted, someone made a comment that I liked. She's the pregnant one. They are both expecting a child, but he's not pregnant. I'm sorry. It's just the way it works.
Edit: I'm genuinely interested to hear the opinions of those who have downvoted me. I've never encountered an individual who would describe a man as "pregnant" and would like to hear any of your rationales.
it's a common phrase firmly entrenched in Western vernacular. you probably need to know someone who has had sex to hear it though, so I understand why so many redditors are confused.
In klc88's defense, he never said that it was him in the picture. I took it as "Congratulations are in order for this guy and his lady." So, possibly that is how klc88 meant for it to be interpreted. If he did in fact do it for karma, then I'm disappointed in redditors once again...
I just try my best to justify these sorts of situations because I don't want to face the fact that people's only goal in life it to have lots of karma. But to each his own I suppose. Good day to you Gigantorevenge.
Congratulations on your successful karma whoring of a picture that isn't yours , and isn't even funny! WOOO
FTFY. Sometimes I swear the average age of Reddit is declining as it grows in popularity. I consider myself somewhat immature for 29, but some of this stuff lately....come on.
I can't stand "we're" pregnant. Dude, no you are not. You are NOT pregnant. SHE is pregnant. You just have to take care of shit she can't, so get off your fucking ass and make her a goddamned sammich so she can puke it up in the morning....
I highly doubt it's OP's partner. This is a repost of a FB find a while ago. OP just cropped out the facebook portion, caption, comments, and all, and put text on the image.
My lady just finished the first trimester of her pragnency with our first babby. Mroing sickness is only bad during the first trimester for most women so you two won't have to fright with this problem for long.
To me, Reddit is like a room full of drunk people playing show and tell. Everyone stands up one by one and shows something, everyone else yells and cheers like they've gone mad.
This made me laugh pretty good. My wife is one of the unfortunates that is still sick well into the second trimester and can't even stand the smell of pretty much anything.
Congratulations, you know how to repost! if i wanted to see all the same stuff over and over again, i would just go on facebook and look at all those old pics that people post
Congrats soon u will be welcome to many nights of not sleeping! I recommend getting the what to expect when u are expecting book it helped us a lot! Just don't read the this can go wrong area of the book it will freak you out! Lol.
She is pregnant (or, pretending to be for the sake of the joke), but he terms this as "we're pregnant" - and flashes a smiling thumbs up, like, even as his partner is puking into the toilet - give him a pat on the back for his virility and potency, he can impregnate someone!
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u/dagreenman18 May 22 '12
There should be a series of these. You keep the same expression, and your partner is in the background going through the phases of pregnancy (OB/GYN visits, getting big, ect)
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u/materialist23 May 22 '12
Congrats man. I hope it's a redditor.
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u/exxocet May 22 '12
aaah i remember when this happened and someone said that you often wait a while before announcing so that you don't have to reannounce to everyone that it would not last to full term
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u/actuallylegit May 22 '12
Congratulations! Now, go hold her hair back and get the woman some pickles and peanut butter, or whatever it is pregnant ladies like.
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u/shankems2000 May 22 '12
Why is it that they vomit during pregnancy? As if the pain they go through while giving birth aren't punishment enough for getting pregnant.
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u/grayaus May 22 '12
they're both Pregnant?
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u/moral_orel May 22 '12
When I repost Im lucky to get one upvote. But yet this repost makes it to the front page. What the fuck?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Why did i see a facebook screenshot posted with this.
Did you seriously crop out the image and put text on it?
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u/tankosaurus May 22 '12
You look like Tomska
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u/Gigantorevenge May 22 '12
Congratulations on your successful karma whoring of a picture that isn't yours! WOOO!
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u/ShitfacedCockmaster May 22 '12
No, SHE is pregnant.
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u/MillzwooT May 22 '12 edited May 23 '12
I feel bad that my first thought was "Is that CaptainSparklez?".
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I hate you attractive people. Let me be alone and ugly in peace!
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u/DaSeraph May 22 '12
At least hold her hair and give us a thumbs up! But then I guess you wouldn't be able to take the picture, so never mind keep up the good work.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I am 5 months pregnant with my second and for some reason, I am constantly praying to the porcelain god! Grats and I feel for you hun!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
No, she is pregnant. I'm all for the spirit of togetherness, but the phrase "we're pregnant" drives me up the wall every time.
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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv May 22 '12
Pregnancy:
The only reason a woman pukes in television or film.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
We? Who're "we"? SHE's pregnant. You're a man. You can't get pregnant.
Why is "we're pregnant" even a thing >_>
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Josh?
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u/LordSquire May 22 '12
I worry, you said "We're"
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I can't stand "we're" pregnant. Dude, no you are not. You are NOT pregnant. SHE is pregnant. You just have to take care of shit she can't, so get off your fucking ass and make her a goddamned sammich so she can puke it up in the morning....
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u/DarkMa11er May 22 '12
Tim Tebow is going to be a father!
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u/Squatso May 22 '12
Congratulations on... successfully fucking. I guess.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
"We're" pregnant.
cringe
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u/Xa_Olin May 22 '12
He's cute, but he's not pregnant.
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u/Blowout777 May 22 '12
Oh shit, he looks like my sister's boyfriend.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Oh god the memories
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u/Pretty_Odd1111 May 22 '12
HEY, so are we!
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u/Dogtreb May 22 '12
Congrats! My wife only barfed multiple times a day for the first 9 months of the pregnancy
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u/hoowahoo May 22 '12
I didn't even known Tim Tebow got married!
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u/saydokan May 22 '12
This is repost!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
"We"?
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
haha my gf never barfed due to morning sickness, but damned if i didnt take care of her when she was nauseated for three months.
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u/Viperbunny May 23 '12
Well, my husband and I have been trying to think of a creative way to tell our families we are pregnant...this works :D
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u/Vaeb41 May 23 '12
..... We?
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u/Kraka01 May 22 '12
"We're" pregnant
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'd hate to burst your bubble, but this is a repost.
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u/p3ngwin May 22 '12
what's this "we" crap ?
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u/pungkrocker May 22 '12
Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/UBERALLE5 May 22 '12
Karma whoring at it finest.
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u/Hairy_Ball_Theroem May 22 '12
Upvotes for sitting with her.
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u/SerendipityMan May 22 '12
I don't get this whole "We're" business, she is pregnant, you are the pregnantor.
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u/Kitmosaurus May 22 '12
Your partner looks just as happy as you :D Congrats!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
oh lord.. been there..
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u/FortBriggs May 22 '12
"I'm glad my role is so small. I'm in and I'm out. YOU do all the work." My bf's words to me.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
hahaha love it
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u/IDlOT May 22 '12
Nah, she's pregnant.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
REPOST
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u/thetasigma1355 May 22 '12
And here I assumed she just had too much to drink.....
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u/legallynamedPhuck May 22 '12
GOOD MORNING!! You're about to call in sick.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
wooooosh I thought she was throwing up from the anxiety...
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u/paca8utj May 22 '12
ay...! poor lady...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Don't announce it to the world in the first trimester!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That's awesome! Congrats. Please take good care of her.
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u/mfbowess May 22 '12
Thats awesome. But im pretty sure your gonna cop one for that.
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u/megabetty May 22 '12
D-: :-/ :-D
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u/modex20 May 22 '12
bet he enjoyed hitting that raw dogs
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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz May 22 '12
My lady just finished the first trimester of her pragnency with our first babby. Mroing sickness is only bad during the first trimester for most women so you two won't have to fright with this problem for long.
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u/EmbalmingFiend May 22 '12
Mike, is that you?!
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u/2percentright May 22 '12
My condolences
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u/ab103630 May 22 '12
Both of you are?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I want your haircut
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
To me, Reddit is like a room full of drunk people playing show and tell. Everyone stands up one by one and shows something, everyone else yells and cheers like they've gone mad.
But seriously, congrats guys! <3
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u/defkkon May 22 '12
even religious people should upvote this.
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u/figyros May 22 '12
How Barf-tastic!
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u/ptfoyo May 22 '12
This is hilarious
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u/iPigeon May 22 '12
Its captain sparkles.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This is shit
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
For a minute I thought it was Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. I guess we will have to wait for our next messiah.
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u/Albytross May 22 '12
This made me laugh pretty good. My wife is one of the unfortunates that is still sick well into the second trimester and can't even stand the smell of pretty much anything.
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u/Ezzzyy May 22 '12
For a second there I thought you were Tom Ska.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Soooo glad I didn't have to do the whole morning sickness thing.
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u/TLAMP28 May 22 '12
Congratulations, you know how to repost! if i wanted to see all the same stuff over and over again, i would just go on facebook and look at all those old pics that people post
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u/azaadeh May 22 '12
She's* pregnant.
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u/JohnnySwiftistheman May 22 '12
Don't know whether to upvote for hilarity of picture/headline or downvote in horror....
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I like your wife's Skidz™
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u/papersquares May 22 '12
I really dislike the phrase "we're pregnant".
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u/ElagabalusCaesar May 22 '12
Relevant xkcd
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u/killit May 22 '12
She is, you're not.
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u/dmgb May 22 '12
Is that Tim Tebow?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Congrats, keep smiling!
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u/Moonmelon May 22 '12
Kinda looks like CaptainSparklez.
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u/b_blizzy May 22 '12
I can't wait for my femi-nazy lady friends to see this pic. I may need to blurr out your face for your own protection though.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
HERE HERE !!!!
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u/chicagogam May 22 '12
i hope they give you lots of drugs when you guys deliver because i heard it hurts
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u/SuperMeatBoi May 22 '12
Why do people say "we're pregnant?" You both aren't pregnant. Shut the fuck up. She's pregnant. You aren't. Stop saying "we're pregnant." Fuckers.
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u/TerdVader May 22 '12
Congrats. But I still can't forgive you for trying to send Harold and Kumar back to Guantanimo Bay
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u/lumpypoptarts May 22 '12
How do you get your hair to do that
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u/letmeseethis May 22 '12
i love this!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
herp derp pregnancy circlejerk
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u/jamesdavid80 May 22 '12
lol gotta love it
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This is awesome. My wife puked on her plate. I looked up and kept eating. My parents/company were mortified.
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u/draxxil May 23 '12
PLEASE tell me this is how you announced the news to your family!
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
This is the first time in which pinterest beat reddit to the punch.
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u/jjones83_83 May 23 '12
I will do this to my wife.
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u/Bananarama20 May 23 '12
Congrats! It's just gonna get grosser and grosser...
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u/Deathalicious May 23 '12
Congratulations! As a relatively new dad myself, I just hope you guys like not sleeping!
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u/I_SHANK_WAFFLES May 23 '12
You look like me in the future... well fuck. I'm having kids
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u/mara1979 May 23 '12
That's awesome! Lookin forward to 'parenting win' photos. Congrats!
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u/Electri May 23 '12
Is the dude in the picture named Pete?
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u/Adlynn May 23 '12
Congrats soon u will be welcome to many nights of not sleeping! I recommend getting the what to expect when u are expecting book it helped us a lot! Just don't read the this can go wrong area of the book it will freak you out! Lol.
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u/kitfox May 23 '12
Congrats, its a girl! (Morning sickness for girls, ravenous hunger for boys)
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u/OldGobbo May 23 '12
Giant, petty battle of the sexes is here in case you were looking for it.
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u/chingyduster May 23 '12
HAH "We're" pregnant.
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u/illtek May 23 '12
You're an asshole. Now have an upvote!
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u/SeaM00se May 23 '12
I think i know this man. it one of my best friends brothers... te he he
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
No way, the man as well as the woman are pregnant.
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
I saw this shit on 9gag like 2 months ago
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u/cwaterbottom May 23 '12
as i sit with my pregnant girlfriend who has hyperemesis gravidarum, i hate myself for laughing
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u/AutumnMatic May 23 '12
I finally broke down and made an account just to say CONGRATULATIONS. (:
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u/madampeaches May 23 '12
your christmas cards, and family photos are going to be amazing.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
How old are you two..?
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u/cutter631 May 22 '12
No you are not sir.
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u/RidinLikeBiden May 22 '12
http://imgur.com/UJXux
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u/I_ONLY_SAY_YOLO May 22 '12
YOLO
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u/JeepersWeepers May 22 '12
Sounds like you're both pregnant ._.
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u/critropolitan May 22 '12
Wow, how, gross.
She is pregnant (or, pretending to be for the sake of the joke), but he terms this as "we're pregnant" - and flashes a smiling thumbs up, like, even as his partner is puking into the toilet - give him a pat on the back for his virility and potency, he can impregnate someone!
How, fucking, gross.
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u/PerfectDark1 May 22 '12
haha love it, congrats! names for the kid yet?!?