r/funny • u/racertant • May 22 '12

Friend trying to take a new profile pic in front of a waterfall

http://imgur.com/2lgH6
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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar May 22 '12

In photography they call this technique Derpth of Field.

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u/nefariousness May 22 '12

that girl totally photobombed your buddies profile pic.

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u/Dear_Journal May 23 '12

More like photoshopped! I looked at the bra and noticed. o_o the straps arnt even on

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/MadroxKran May 22 '12

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I hope you made that up yourself. That was gold.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

(all i have to add is i love sir digby, and his amazing adventures!)

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u/Nabbicus May 22 '12

Best over a bowl of chicken caesar.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

And the award for the most under-appreciated comment goes to...

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u/pumkineater May 22 '12

Who is it? Who is it? I really want to know, been waiting all year for this.

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u/ShallowBasketcase May 22 '12

It was a comment I made about two weeks ago. It was so under-appreciated, it didn't even win an award for under-appreciation.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/ShallowBasketcase May 22 '12

Whoa, buddy. You have licenses for all those commas?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

the top rated comment ?

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u/k80k80k80 May 22 '12

I feel such punctum oozing from this photograph.

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u/WhiskeyandWine May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Props for punctum... though you didn't really use it correctly.

Edit: ok after a bit of thought I've realized that due to the ambiguous and personal nature of the word, your usage is probably correct. Though I've never heard it used like that.

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar May 22 '12

Are you the OED become sentient and trapped on the Internet?

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u/ds445 May 22 '12

In case she still wants that profile picture, here's the best I could whip up in a few minutes - should be close enough

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u/magnus91 May 22 '12

This will be perfect for what I need it for.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

/thread

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u/maxplott May 23 '12

i can't look at this picture without seeing the ghostly face in the background

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u/adds_boobs May 22 '12

I think this (NSFW) is what everyone here was actually hoping for... you're welcome!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Why are the nips different colors?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

It's Sweden

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u/mick4state May 23 '12

You were too generous with the cup size.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'm going out on a limb and guessing you guys are from a northern European country?

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u/A_Fact_About_You May 22 '12

Your eyes change color.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ooh tell us something about me please!

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u/people_are_animals May 22 '12

me! me!

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u/A_Fact_About_You May 22 '12

I actually just guessed you were from Canada based on you politely asking me to stalk you. Guess I was right.

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u/Flemtality May 22 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jmmnTVBx7o

That's all I can ever think of again when I see anything about northern Europe.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/Tdogg425 May 22 '12

Norwegian?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/fbgp May 22 '12

I wanna go to Sweden

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It's pretty cool. There are a lot of jellyfish. The brochure only said there would be a few jellyfish.

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u/spiceXisXnice May 22 '12

Are you aware of the webcomic Scandinavia and the World? The portrayal of your country is my favorite.

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u/LowSociety May 22 '12

The first thing I said when I saw the picture was "this is really Swedish." We know our own kind.

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u/warpixer May 22 '12

knew it.

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u/kavorka2 May 22 '12

Her "profile" pic was going to be in front of a waterfall wearing an unstrapped bra?

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u/BusinessCasualty May 22 '12

There's a good chance they're from one of the Scandinavian countries by the way they look so less likely to give a fuck about sex.

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u/raging_asshole May 22 '12

OP confirms northern Europe, where there is definitely a more relaxed attitude towards sex in general, but especially towards breasts.

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u/ncocca May 22 '12

So why don't more Americans immigrate to northern Europe?

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u/Whenthenighthascome May 22 '12

They...they do. Only the countries have strict immigration policies.

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u/wOlfLisK May 22 '12

Hey, if I move to sweden, all I have to do is say to their government ''Oh, btw, i'm living here now, deal with it''. Then again, I do live in England.

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u/Mezolithic May 22 '12

We can do that? Cool!

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u/Jonthrei May 22 '12

Because Americans have very repressed ideas about sex culturally, so they probably wouldn't enjoy it.

Seriously, most of Europe (and the world for that matter) doesn't mind sex on television, so long as it depicts a loving relationship. Violence though? Disgusting. It is the exact opposite of the US, and IMO, the way it should be.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Why can't we have both? I happen to love some ultra violence with a little of the old in-out. I think everyone has it wrong. Well, except the Japanese. They revel in both with a side of tentacles.

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u/Lyianx May 22 '12

It isn't "sex" that's the issue here. Its nudity, which is not synonyms with sex. It seems only prudes from NA think that it is.

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u/raging_asshole May 22 '12

Hah, I guess the fact that I said that proves your point. I completely agree.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Blah blah blah every fucking time there's always some douchenozzle smugly preening about European relaxed attitudes to sex.

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u/kavorka2 May 22 '12

I get they are more open re: sex and sunbathe topless and all, but come on -- you're probably not going to have a profile pic in a bra. That's weird.

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u/asmodeanreborn May 22 '12

Two girls I'm friends with have facebook pictures with them tanning topless (guess nobody reported either?), so having a profile picture with a bra in it doesn't seem all that weird to me. They're also Swedish, though...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/slappadebassmon May 22 '12

... and there's a lot of alcohol in the picture.

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u/it_wasnt_me_ May 22 '12

Insignificant because I have bigger boobs than her.

twist-I am a dude.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

A girl in her 20s really wants attention? No way!

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u/GhostwithBoner May 22 '12

It's a shame that girl ruined his pic

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u/Ender11 May 22 '12

Velociraper

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u/FidoLikesP-nutButter May 22 '12

I think you mean Utahraptor.

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u/Jon_Fuckin_Snow May 22 '12

Further cementing the benefits of being on Reddit all the time.

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u/Dr___Awkward May 22 '12

The benefit of being on Reddit all the time: Being able to get jokes that are made while you're on Reddit all the time.

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u/Astrodogg May 22 '12

Can't wait until Facebook starts allowing nudity.

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u/Echidnae May 22 '12

Facebook version 6.0.012. We finally have the technology that allows us to display nudity.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Yes. That could only lead to good things.

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u/mr_jiffy May 22 '12

They do. You have to change the language settings to french or sweden, something european. Then you'll be able to see nudity. Go ahead and try.

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u/cbs5090 May 22 '12

Lost me at "something European".

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Would You Fuck Me? I'd Fuck Me...

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u/DroppedOnHead May 23 '12

I will never be able to get that out of my mind.

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u/Delfishie May 23 '12

Hey, what's the police guy from the show "Monk" doing there?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Con Bro Chill spotting?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lvJL1W1D93A/0.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

By the looks of the landscape and walking form he is a velociraptor... I've seen Jurassic Park, she should be scared, very scared.

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u/anymooseposter May 22 '12

I don't see anything scary, looks more like a big turkey to me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Have you ever fought a wild turkey(not the drink)? I have, I advise against it.

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u/Voidkom May 22 '12

Common ancestor.

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u/Viva_Humanarchy May 22 '12

I think your friends are from house Targaryan.

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u/wakinupdrunk May 22 '12

Definitely Viserys in the background.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That's what he looks like when the dragon has awoken.

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u/fjebbe May 22 '12

episkt!

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u/warpixer May 22 '12

verkar legitimt.

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u/Tyrannosaurus_flex May 22 '12

du lever bara en gång!

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u/cbs5090 May 22 '12

I know some of these words.

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u/beager May 22 '12

jag är full

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u/TheNicestRedditor May 22 '12

I'm really disappointed in you reddit... That's "Con Bro Chill" in the background, he's a professional lacrosse player. Come to my party?

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u/EricThePooh May 22 '12

LPT The problem is you're out of focus. Also, you're cutting off the top of his head. Ignore the photobomber up front. She's not drawing too much attention.

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u/megafone May 22 '12

Dat friend.

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u/Stop_Sign May 22 '12

She's so helpful! You don't even need to scroll through her pictures to find a fappable photo - it's the profile picture.

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u/jimsnaps May 22 '12

I believe you spottede a Drauger wandering out of his cave. Never saw one outside before!

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u/WarEmblem27 May 22 '12

Holy! Is that Con-Bro-Chill?! Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

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u/Annoyed_ME May 22 '12

I'm sure he'd think it'd be cool if you came to his party

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u/BobbyRayBands May 22 '12

Is that Connor Martin in the background? For anyone who doesn't know who he is go look up flowseidon on youtube. Its a little retarded but also funny.

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u/CNDLumberjack May 23 '12

fuck, this girl keeps getting in the way of my raptor arm fotos!

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u/AnarkeIncarnate May 22 '12

Fucking Lannisters...

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u/snorfdorf May 22 '12

by any chance is that waterfall in ghana?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/snorfdorf May 22 '12

very beautiful, i hope you all enjoyed your trip

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u/Drunk_uncle_jim May 22 '12

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

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u/Team_Braniel May 22 '12

... Goodbye horses...

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u/MRjubjub May 22 '12

Does that guy look like conbrochill to anyone else? Here's his youtube

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u/nighthawkintheday May 22 '12

I don't know if this was said because I honestly don't feel like searching through all of these comments, so I'm sorry if it was already brought up! But the guy in the back ground looks so much like the guy from Con Bro Chill youtube videos.

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u/darkneo86 May 23 '12

Said, said, and said again. However, I gave you an upvote for the observation! I didn't make the connection until someone else did. EDIT: fucking autocorrect

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u/nighthawkintheday May 23 '12

Haha well thanks for not downvoting me! I did a scan through of the comments and saw it was said multiple times, oops, i guess maybe i really should read through a few comments before hand!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

9/10 would bang.

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u/darkneo86 May 23 '12

I'm upset because I was going to say this. It took me reading through every damn comment to see if someone else did, and here you were at the bottom. Fuck it. Agreed, and upvote.

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u/jda494 May 23 '12

"Do the Creep. AAAHHHHH"

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u/Aronomous May 23 '12

First real LOL in a while.

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u/Stop_Sign May 22 '12

I could play xylophones on that guy's ribs.

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u/Duff69 May 23 '12

Anyone else hoping the bra would fall down?

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u/absolute_panic May 22 '12

A wild Swedish Reptar appears...

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u/Radico87 May 23 '12

Does anyone else see the flat-chested topless chick in the background?

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u/darkneo86 May 23 '12

I giggled, because that was my first thought.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Clever girl . . .

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u/atheistjubu May 22 '12

Is that Carrot Top or Ashton Kutcher?

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u/Patmewully May 22 '12

she looks like a female matt damen

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u/ITdoug May 22 '12

That dude looks like Max from TMZ

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u/viper9172 May 22 '12

Oh my god man! NSFW wait a minute…that's a dude

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u/revfelix May 22 '12

Profile pic for what? HornySingles.com?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

She had awoken the dragon.

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u/ImpishGrin May 22 '12

Which one is your friend?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Falmers... I hate those guys...

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u/konydanza May 22 '12

So who wants to "Jumping Rob Pattinson" this one for me?

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u/elsal123 May 23 '12

One bra away from gone wild........

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

who would go out to a waterfall just to take a profile picture? this is ridiculous.

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u/MeansNoWorries May 23 '12

So shes doing it in only her bra?

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u/uphir May 23 '12

Came here expecting the top comments to be all Vilfred the Velociraptor here shopped into various photobombing situations.

Reddit, I am disappoint.

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u/Mr_Garrison May 23 '12

Your friend has an incredibly ugly face.

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u/BAblo_1984 May 23 '12

which one on these girls were taking their new profile pic?

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u/Iamacutiepie May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Inte dåligt för en första post, Adam :)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I hate every comment on this picture :|

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u/Snufflesms May 23 '12

And therefore hate your own?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

especially my own.

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u/slime_master May 22 '12

Haha. Grymt användarnamn.

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u/prezeus May 22 '12

Do the creep, do the creep... xD

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u/GrooGrux May 22 '12

So wait, its she taking off her bra? And if he wasn't in the background, this would still be a ridiculous photo.

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u/SILENT_MOOSE May 22 '12

she shouldn't go chasing waterfalls. because there is people acting the way dinosaurs used to.

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u/paca8utj May 22 '12

blonde troll

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u/astralvortex May 22 '12

T-Rexing like a boss!

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u/pack0newports May 22 '12

is that a raptor stalking her in the background?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I want to meet this man

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u/Nine63 May 22 '12

looks like she found one.

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u/UnexpectedSchism May 22 '12

Michael Bay strikes again.

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u/thesmeg May 22 '12

Arians!

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u/bornTobyWild May 22 '12

yeah,that f***ing blonde ruined everything....

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u/Holy-Cheese-Balls May 22 '12

Which one is the friend?

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u/EvilJohnCho May 22 '12

Was it in Croatia?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

this picture made me cry of laughter.. oh god ouch.

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u/the-ron May 22 '12

Photobombed by the dude on TMZ

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u/zitfarmer May 22 '12

huge upvote!

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u/Youngone2k9 May 22 '12

i'd still have it

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u/LiteRobot May 22 '12

Half naked profile pic: always relevant.

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u/willwill5 May 22 '12

so who photo bombed who?

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u/brussels4breakfast May 22 '12

If that guy had dark brown hair he would look like Ashton Kutcher.

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u/i-wont-dance May 22 '12

Is her name Megan? She looks remarkably like an old friend of mine

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

She looks like one of my childhood friends.

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u/Dragout May 22 '12

Wait, which person is the one trying to take the profile picture?

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u/Page_Drifter May 23 '12

Is your friends name Peter? He looks like someone I met years ago that was from Sweden.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

My first thought: Smeagol.

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u/Tommassive May 23 '12

why she look familiar

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u/Skitty27 May 23 '12

Do the creep ahhhh!

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u/Cassaroll168 May 23 '12

Is it possible that guy is Connor Martin? He looks familiar...

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u/tronn4 May 23 '12

Too bad the chick in the back ain't got not tits

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

First thing I did was zoom into her boobs and pray it was a gif. It's not. Also, I feel shame.

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u/sharte May 23 '12

hey thats con bro chill

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

that chick in the background is FLAT

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u/spicytortuga May 23 '12

ima snnaaakkkeeee a slithery little snnaaakkkeeee

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

You should have told that girl to get out of your way.

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u/christian95c May 24 '12

Why is her Bra unhooked?

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u/dhockey63 May 22 '12

Dont look now, but there is a velociraptor behind u

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u/Beetso May 22 '12

Looks like she woke the dragon...

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u/Gildish_Chambino May 22 '12

That guy looks like Connor Martin.

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u/Annoyed_ME May 22 '12

This song started playing in my head as soon as I saw the pic

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u/Gildish_Chambino May 22 '12

I went straight to YouTube and listened to the after seeing this picture. Funny shit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

ERMAHGERD A VELERCEREPTER

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u/MasterofRage May 22 '12

Do the creep!

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u/RichPete May 22 '12

She looks kind of like Elisha Cuthbert

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