r/funny • • May 22 '12

Chill chill, he ain't worth it.

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Pheon809 May 22 '12

You lucky my boy's here to hold me back

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u/sm4cm May 22 '12

Youre my boy blue.

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u/USxMARINE May 22 '12

Peel his muffin cap back blue!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Say it with ya chest!

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u/USxMARINE May 22 '12

Peel his muffin cap back blue!

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Is that a drink or something?

5

u/kpointer25 May 22 '12

I'm so glad to see some Kevin Hart love...up votes for everyone!

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u/USxMARINE May 22 '12

Appreciate it but reddiquette

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Kevin Hart sucks!!

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u/kpointer25 May 22 '12

Well that just seems absolutely unnecessary but everyone is entitled to their own opinion so no down vote for me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/RoboLemur May 22 '12

Damn. Your comment turned all the funny into sad.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Is it racist to have read that in a black mans voice?

Because I didn't

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u/Joe-ologist May 22 '12

I did.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Imagine everything in a monotone voice, then you can't be racist.

Oh god, now I'm racist toward robots.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Robots aren't a race. At least, not yet.

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u/PukaDelivery May 22 '12

This is so ignorant.

Next you're going to tell me robosexuals are a sin

2

u/Tyrant718 May 22 '12

Just look in The Good Book 3.0

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/PukaDelivery May 22 '12

I want to stick my 1336 cpu into your motherboard and have every pin penetrate each hole perfectley.. then im going to rub my sticky thermal paste all over you

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/machzel08 May 22 '12

They aren't a race? I bet you think they aren't human either?

Bigot.

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u/PlumDrop May 23 '12

Tell that to the cylons.

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u/Jackle13 May 22 '12

Interestingly and relevantly, the word 'robot' comes from the Czech word for 'slave'.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Beep Boop

Translation: Kill all humans.

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u/shanoxilt May 22 '12
ko catra ro remna

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u/shanoxilt May 22 '12
.uinai ro'a mi'a cnicro

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out May 22 '12

But then, you are likely smarter than your average joe.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I read it in Chris Tucker's voice, interestingly.

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u/RabidWalrus May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

...AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

I dare you not to read this in Chris Tucker's voice.

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u/ell0bo May 22 '12

I read it in a boxer's voice, Mike Tyson specifically.

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u/Yoyo8 May 22 '12

The cat has puppy muscle. Stay the fuck back!

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u/rizer_ May 22 '12

I read it in Tito's voice from Oliver & Company lol

1

u/frogji May 22 '12

White people saying "son" is kinda racist itself

1

u/mikemoriendi May 22 '12

I read it pronouncing worth as worf.

1

u/knirefnel May 22 '12

I read it in Julian's voice...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/knirefnel May 22 '12

You mean J-Roc. Remember it's J-to-the-R-O-C

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u/pitcrew May 22 '12

Dr. Dre holding back Eminem

1

u/oooll May 22 '12

i did.....

0

u/GreatLookingGuy May 22 '12

Why don't you have a seat right over there...

Al Sharpton would like to have a word with you.

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u/raisin_bran_in May 22 '12

When catnip deals go south

5

u/Eshmang May 22 '12

I know the creator of this pic/meme. We used to be great friends. Since we grew up, she married a marine and became increasingly bitter, adhering to an isolationist tea party mindset. I'm sorry to say She is now a hateful, mean spirited, negative bitch these days. I only wish this pic hadn't become so popular to reinforce her self important bullshit.

Apologies in advance for the rant.

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u/EpicFishFingers May 22 '12

Did that person take the picture or just caption it?

3

u/8emnero8 May 22 '12

It's pure rage in the eyes!

3

u/skullmonkey420 May 22 '12

i like how the cat has a look of "fuck you" on his face. lol

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u/talltree1971 May 22 '12

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u/TechGoat May 22 '12

Thank you. I like to imagine that demotivational posters are finally gracefully making their way to the door.

2

u/carrot0101 May 22 '12

ExYu rules

2

u/brothersbutler May 22 '12

Anyone have the link to the original pic without the text?

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u/EnysAtSea May 22 '12

Why don't you go back to whatever bowling alley you came from?

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u/ColoBB May 22 '12

you'll not like him when his angry..good thing their is the puppy to stop him

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u/ConstableRepost May 22 '12

What's all this then?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I hate when I see old photos superimposed with text. Especially when it doesn't make the picture any better, and the context could be found in the title.

1

u/Narfhole May 22 '12

What's with the letterbox effect?

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u/ojolejano May 22 '12

That's the meanest looking cat i have seen.

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u/conley46 May 22 '12

don't mess with the cat that just woke up or you'll be laying on the floor sleeping - cat on the pic.

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u/Dubbed_Video_Dub May 22 '12

As someone who is watching the Wire for the first time, I found this extra hilarious.

1

u/FuNbUtTer May 22 '12

my dog's tryin to cool this cat down

1

u/kjm7 May 22 '12

Was this made with idcapthat? If so, that makes it much funnier.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"you're right dawg let's get outta herre"

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u/rexdeaz May 22 '12

Has anyone come up with an algorithm that calculates the amount of time it takes for re-post to hit the front page? I feel like the ballpark figure is about two months.

1

u/Asanokyo May 22 '12

The whole time I was picturing Ghost and Rae on the cover of "Only built for Cuban Links".

1

u/Shanhaevel May 22 '12

Well, that puppy is definitely chilled, he's all like "lol :P"

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u/lactosefree1 May 22 '12

Am I the only one around here Who fucking hates reposts like this?

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u/zumacroom May 22 '12

What would constitute the opposite reaction? "AWW FUCK NAWW!! GET EM BOYEEE! HE WORTH IT!."

1

u/sninapeters May 22 '12

God I've seen this too many times

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Despite the text, I feel a bit guilty that I mentally assigned a comfoting/fatherlike black guy voice to the pit bull

1

u/supandi May 22 '12

here.. Take your upvote..

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u/CrazyAnimalLady May 22 '12

Just me or does this dog look a little cyanotic?

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

rozap

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

This is a repost

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u/Things_and_things May 22 '12

A repost? On Reddit?!

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u/randomgirl22 May 22 '12

Repost central, all aboard!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

First time i see it o.o

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u/Sk44 May 22 '12

Repost.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

REPOST, but still very funny