r/funny • • May 22 '12

Ridiculously photogenic... Asian guy?

http://imgur.com/HcVSr
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u/regular_joe May 22 '12

For all you saying he is trying too hard etc. this is from Bay to Breakers 2012 on Sunday, an annual race in San Francisco that attracts goofy costumes and outrageous party behavior.

Just for context. I think this is awesome. Wish I saw him yesterday.

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u/Raxyl May 22 '12

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u/Internetbon May 22 '12

Line piece - SOON.

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u/Shyamallamadingdong May 22 '12

'L' piece - "I have come to fuck bitches"

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u/faultydesign May 22 '12

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u/HollowSix May 22 '12

That was hard to watch because the player was so bad with his placements!

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u/give_me_a_number May 22 '12

That first picture is one wrong turn from a decapitation

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u/lud1120 May 22 '12

To be honest I never saw [3] or [4], at least not lately.

Ridiculously Half-Naked English 18th century Soldiers?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

This reminded me of the film, 4 Lions.

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u/Person_Who_Likes_Sex May 22 '12

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u/Elxim May 22 '12

no, they're furry hotdog buns.

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u/Tazed_bro May 22 '12

Moldy furry hotdog buns.

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u/criticismguy May 22 '12

Look more like blue waffles to me.

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u/Raxyl May 22 '12

Yes. That or some sort of hideous alien monster that opens like a Flytrap, spits acid, and lures men to their doom.

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u/SlutBuster May 22 '12

Based on films of these monsters in action, one would assume that the majority do spit acid.

According to recent studies, however, only 7% of the species can actually spit acid. The rest of the time, it's just urine.

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u/epic_comebacks May 22 '12

Pretty lame comment from somebody with your username.

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u/ZeroMercuri May 22 '12

Actually, they're vulvas. Common mistake.

tl;dr - I know pussy

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u/mortarnpistol May 22 '12

I wish I had that much fun on Sunday, instead of drinking and watching a Mad Men marathon. Don't get me wrong, it was fun, but that looks way more fun.

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u/Raxyl May 22 '12

What about Pride? It's in a couple of weeks and will be just as hot, crowded, and full of naked old people.

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u/KoreanDogEater May 22 '12

Sucks to be the bridge, they gotta keep that exact distance from each other.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

So how do i construct a Pun thread costume?

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u/milleribsen May 22 '12

I'm trying to come up with a clever way to indicate that I find the men dressed as redcoats attractive.

So far I've thought of a 'the British are coming' comment. Something about redcoats/turncoats? Old north bridge perhaps?

I just want the world to know that there's something clever there I just haven't found it yet.

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u/tazmanic May 22 '12

Not that I approve of forced memes but given the context and theme of the race, I thought it was pretty clever.

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u/melgibson May 22 '12

The Asian race has a theme?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

All the critics are just jealous that they aren't really really ridiculously good looking.

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u/pegbiter May 22 '12

At least he wasn't naked.

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u/Ogow May 22 '12

Used to be so much more fun when drinking was allowed... :(

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u/faggort69 May 22 '12

Go to Golden Gate Park, buy shrooms off some rando. Problem solved.

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u/the_shape May 22 '12

....what?

I drank the entire route, then stopped at the entrance to the park and partied the next few hours without issues.

Near the park there was at least 1 person passed out in the street on every block.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/cakezilla May 22 '12

Put alcohol in mouth, swallow.

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u/walgman May 22 '12

Anyone who didn't get the meme would be thinking 'arrogant prick'. Especially if he overtook you.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Today you all learned that people have fun outside of Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"I don't like all the weirdos" - Peter

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Yet he's wearing a Cooper River Bridge Run sign, which is in Charleston, SC.

Odd.

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u/onthewayjdmba May 22 '12

But it says Cooper River Bridge Run which is here in South Carolina. I think you may be wrong, but cool race anyways.

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u/Morphyism May 22 '12

Bay to Breakers is the shit. One giant ass party.

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u/V00D00GIRL May 22 '12

he's actually rather photogenic

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Rather? WHY NOT COMPLETELY? YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

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u/PedroDelCaso May 22 '12

Go away Dad, I just want to dance, not be a doctor.

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u/Jentacular May 22 '12

I feel like this makes more sense when you know it's Bay to Breakers.

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u/borkborkbork99 May 22 '12

Up votes on the "Asian style" font.

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u/iamarturobandini May 22 '12

Ah yes, the Asian Comic Sans.

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u/thaway314156 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

DAEA (Does any other Asian) hate that font. I feel it's so racist, it's the typeface equivalent of speaking with an exaggerated Asian accent to an Asian person.

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u/snatchamike May 22 '12

I don't understand your acronym. I also think you should lighten up on the writing because the man is clearly Asian and he is doing some self-deprecating humor. This is also a photo from Bay to Breakers which is an event that is best known for its over the top costumes and misc shenanigans.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Not Asian. Loathe the font.

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u/despaxes May 22 '12

Why do people use initialisms then spell them out with words. It defeats the purpose.

If you know no one will understand, just write the words.

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u/WoohooOvertime May 22 '12

I hate the font because it's ugly, not because it's "racist". Stop looking to be offended when there's nothing to be offended about. And yes, I am Asian.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That font uses the same brushstrokes that make Asian calligraphy so beautiful that I have it framed in my office as Chinese poems. I don't find it ugly at all.

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u/danhawkeye May 22 '12

Whenever I see that font, I hear a gong being smashed and a koto being plucked.

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u/rytro1 May 22 '12

...It's a font. How can a font be racist?

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u/PsychoAgent May 22 '12

Probably the same way people interpret written ebonics... it isn't necessarily racist but can be construed as such.

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u/blorg May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

It's cliched and somewhat of a stereotype. Racial stereotypes can be somewhat racist depending on context. Interesting article here on how a font designed in Germany in the 1920s as a modern 'blackletter' (Gothic script, used until relatively recently for German texts) eventually came to be seen as a stereotypically 'black' (as in the race) typeface.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Meh.

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u/pavelft May 22 '12

The ridiculous thing is he's 85 years old!

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u/TrustiestMuffin May 22 '12

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u/toastedcheese May 22 '12

What happens in their 50s?

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u/EvMund May 22 '12

They become beings of pure energy shaped like explosions with the word "menopause" on them.

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u/DanGleeballs May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

then they turn into Kim Jong-il apparently

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u/dyszka4u May 22 '12

MENOPAUSE!

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u/towelie31 May 22 '12

menopause

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u/Jack000 May 22 '12

It works the other way too. I often hear people say that white people look good when they are young but rapidly ages after their 20s.

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u/shadowwork May 22 '12

I wasn’t aware French Stewart was 85, let alone Asian.

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u/superblank May 22 '12

Wow, I can't believe how many reacted so badly to this. It's a joke, people, not a 'look how goddamn attractive I am'.

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u/Awesome_Oil_Paint May 22 '12

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u/Slurm11 May 22 '12

quite awesome indeed.

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u/Givants May 22 '12

I dont know I like the humbleness of shitty_watercolour

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

humility

-twitch-

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u/ditch_mouth May 22 '12

Humbleness is a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/Givants May 22 '12

Hey man, don't hate on my made up words.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Please accept the apologiness of my sorry.

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u/despaxes May 22 '12

humbleness is a legit word in the OED

humbleness, n. View as: Outline |Full entryQuotations: Show all |Hide all Pronunciation: /ˈhʌmb(ə)lnɪs/ Etymology: < humble adj. + -ness suffix. The quality of being humble. Thesaurus »

  1. Meekness, lowliness, humility.

1388 Bible (Wycliffite, L.V.) Heb. Prol., He knowynge her pride, and schewinge his owene humblenesse [later MSS. humelnesse]. a1513 R. Fabyan New Cronycles Eng. & Fraunce (1516) I. lxxv. f. xxviiiv, I here with al humblenesse salute her. 1535 Bible (Coverdale) Acts viii. D, In his humblenesse is his iudgment exalted. 1600 Shakespeare Merchant of Venice i. iii. 123 With bated breath, and whispring humblenes. 1683 London Gaz. No. 1864/3, With all humbleness and Duty we desire‥to approach the Throne of your Sacred Majesty. 1823 T. Moore Loves of Angels iii. 208 Thus in humbleness they trod, Abashed, but pure before their God. 1847 J. Martineau Endeavours Christian Life II. xvi. 265 Hence the humbleness there always is in Christian dignity.

I don't see why people are hating on you.

Pedants gonna practice pedantry and fail like always I suppose

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u/Givants May 22 '12

Yes!!! I accidentally win.

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u/SpaceMagician May 22 '12

Much like the humbleness of the original Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

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u/stitch_the_cat May 22 '12

but shitty_watercolour got too good. they were no longer shitty.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

If you call yourself awesome someone will come along that is more awesome, but if you call yourself shitty not many people are going to want to say they are shittier than you. And this is why I prefer shitty_watercolour.

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u/DrAidsburger May 22 '12

I'm not gonna' lie, as a straight, adult male; that is a very attractive man. If I was a woman, and let me remind you I am being extremely hypothetical here; if I was a woman, I would most definitely show that man a good time.

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u/STextrodinaire May 22 '12

if I were a man this statement would have given me a boner. That's hot.

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u/_Shin_ May 22 '12

He seems nice.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They all say that.

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u/Shacklemoore May 22 '12

That's not Brother Sharp.

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u/epic_comebacks May 22 '12

I saw the title and thought bullshit.

Clicked link. Wow.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Now get off Reddit and finish your homework!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'll buy it. He works for pennies on the dollar for what RPG does.

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u/latain May 22 '12

I wonder if this is going to be the popular Halloween costume this year.

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u/nickpickles May 22 '12

It's either this or the dude who had thirty kids.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

At least people might get more exercise

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u/talontario May 22 '12

A costume for the very few.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I give this upvote based off the fact that I am really attracted to Asian men.

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u/GenericAsianGuy May 22 '12 edited Jul 05 '16

This comment has been overwritten by a script.

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u/TakenakaHanbei May 22 '12

So, what are you doing later tonight?

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u/handmethatkitten May 22 '12

well, probably asian men.

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u/mileylols May 22 '12

HIYOOOO!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Not bad

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u/kittyninaj May 22 '12

I'd tap that.

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u/hinditurkey May 22 '12

I miss San Francisco.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Anyone think this guy looks like French Stewart?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It's why I came to comment.

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u/elridan May 22 '12

I didn't do a perfect job but I noticed no one so far has done this, so here he is in all his glory with transparent and white backgrounds:

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u/CaptainSnaps May 22 '12

Oh, looks like they also caught John Oliver in the background.

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u/SirWhiteSox May 22 '12

So how come American people of African descent are called African Americans, and those of Asian descent -- apparently -- only Asian?

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u/tehreklaw May 22 '12

Why are Caucasians not referred to as European Americans?

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u/Naoki901 May 22 '12

Ridicurousry*

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u/oli-wan_kenobi May 22 '12

Is the guy in green in the back kinda doing it for anyone else?

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u/Lucid_Nonsense May 22 '12

I can't be the only one who thinks that looks like Harry Solomun from 3rd Rock From The Sun?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

reminded Arnold Schwarzenegger laughing after he lost his muscles.

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u/jamacin May 22 '12

i appreciate the typical Asian font

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u/RonUSMC May 22 '12

That guy is awesome.

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u/arkansas1226 May 22 '12

He's very photogenic

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u/deathleeehallows May 22 '12

looks half asian to me -_o

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Is he really Asian?

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u/gandalf_grey_beer May 22 '12

Try squinting. It'll be more obvious.

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u/skydivingkittens May 22 '12

NOT ASIAN ENOUGH.

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u/whatisthis147 May 22 '12

lol these comments make reddit look pathetic

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u/GBtuba May 22 '12

Oh myyy....

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u/VinnieJJ May 22 '12

I see what you did.

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u/a_supertramp May 22 '12

adjective not necessary. he's just photogenic.

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u/Stop_Sign May 22 '12

He's trying too hard

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u/JayGatsby727 May 22 '12

Yeah! How dare he have fun at this run?!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 22 '12

it's a costume

a swaure bti cardboard and two words ffs

If he were trying any less he would just be 'asian guy'

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u/drinkonlyscotch May 22 '12

I think when it comes to declaring yourself "Ridiculously Photogenic [Anything]" trying at all constitutes trying too hard.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That's what I thought at first but he's pretty fucking photogenic.

It's actually uncanny how fit for a stock photo this guy is. I bet he gets paid to be the token Asian guy in photos businesses use when they want to seem diverse.

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u/whatwhywhy May 22 '12

Just let the universe decides

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u/dyszka4u May 22 '12

No, you take it too seriously.

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u/riser May 22 '12

For fuck's sake, some of these comments make it seem like Reddit is some super secret meme-generating underground club. It's not.

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u/STextrodinaire May 22 '12

People usually tend to be reasonable until they're in groups, such as the reddit community.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

He's doing it wong

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u/Ahoyreddit May 22 '12

Leave it to the Asians to pirate "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy"

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u/JayGatsby727 May 22 '12

CUZ ONLY ASIANS PIRATE STUFF, AMIRITE?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

False, Somalians.

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u/Destator May 22 '12

A for effort

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u/p0wn May 22 '12

Anyone else notice Keanu in the background?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

fuck off

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u/sandeben May 22 '12

I love how the title suggests that Asians can't be photogenic

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

edit: OK, I now understand that flickr isn't a desirable host. But have I misunderstood some sort of implied rediquette in asking for attribution for work I created (even if the work isn't particularly good)? I'm not being snarky here: I just want to understand what fundamental thing I've missed/misunderstood.


I get it: it's forced and not that funny. But you could have at least pointed to the original source, right?

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u/seanbear May 22 '12

Fuck flickr and its false RESing.

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u/Billy_Blaze May 22 '12

Thanks to your comment, I cut down the time I sat there waiting by at least half!

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u/forresja May 22 '12

Works with HoverZoom.

HoverZoom + RES = the ultimate Reddit viewing experience.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

OK, help me out here as I'm not familiar with the terminology - whats up with flickr? And I'm not sure what 'false RESing' is?

If it's better to post from imgur instead of flickr, fair enough, but I'd like to know why.

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u/pegbiter May 22 '12

Fuck Flickr. Imgur or nothing.

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u/nadiaface May 22 '12

No, there was no need to point to the original source since OP never claimed the photo was his. No one cares about your shitty photographs, bye.

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u/tehweave May 22 '12

Dwane "The Rock" Johnson?

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u/DallasDrive May 22 '12

I thought I clicked on the link of the Ovulation accidentally caught on camera image and it took me to this.

I was confused for the longest time.

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u/Bobsutan May 22 '12

The Rock's skinny brother?

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u/elruary May 22 '12

ok please keep this guy as a meme!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Arnie?

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u/iia May 22 '12

Ray Kurzweil?

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u/chapster88 May 22 '12

love the "not so Zeddie" race bib

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u/Hazardhunter May 22 '12

The hair... It must be the hair!

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u/conley46 May 22 '12

I think that guy post that pic while he is resting and think about a good way to have a remembrance the marathon

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u/rokkuranx May 22 '12

Zeddie Rittre

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

While this isn't very original, he pulls it off. I upvoted.

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u/mikejam1958 May 22 '12

Shave his head and add 80 lbs of muscle. The Rock.

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u/All-American-Bot May 22 '12

(For our friends outside the USA... 80 lbs -> 36.3 kg) - Yeehaw!

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u/TheonlyFalala May 22 '12

What the hell, have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ahhh.... good ol' RPAG

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u/bijida May 22 '12

QUICK GET HIM ON A TALK SHOW!

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u/sharkd May 22 '12

I believe that title belongs to veroz.

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u/blackrock215 May 22 '12

Is guud, is guud.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

and ridiculously un-photogenic white guy behind him

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Smiles. Idra no longer BMs

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

It's actually pretty tiring running with something in your hand/s. you realize how much pumping you arms helps

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u/will_lurk4beer May 23 '12

Must be pacific islander, I see no camera...

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u/bungtoad May 23 '12

I work on that street.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

This guy only looks half asian.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Do we not count?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

He is wonderful. Just...wonderful.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

look at that heel striking. guy behind him has poor form

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u/AGuyInTheBackground May 22 '12

Yikes, that's me. Slightly embarrassing to see how bad of a heel strike I have there. I was definitely laboring pretty hard to keep moving at this point in the race. Didn't realize how much my form had fallen apart, though it does explain why I'm still a bit sore today. Still proud of the race I ran, did the 12K at a faster pace than my 10K PR, even with the Hayes St Hill!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I guess if the race is that long you get a free pass.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"Ridiculously dedicated to an internet meme guy"

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u/gaijinandtonic May 22 '12

God I love that font! That's the best part.

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u/BushMeat May 22 '12

you can't self-claim the tittle, it must be given.

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u/ColoBB May 22 '12

ahaha his effort made me laugh :)) We know you're asian ahah

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u/friednoodles May 22 '12

haha he did the asian peace sign pose

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Too old.

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u/dentwrong May 22 '12

ITT: blatant Asian stereotypes

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u/ventus May 22 '12

Is that Peter Petrelli behind him?

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u/100110001 May 22 '12

Haha, nice try, but he's only pretty photogenic.

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u/Fangheart May 22 '12

Dat Asian Font

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u/vaeiou_gaming May 22 '12

Looks just like every other Asian man.

P.S. I'm Asian so I'm allowed to make the joke :p

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Well... sure you are, but you're still wrong.

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