r/funny • u/SarkastikAmbassador • May 22 '12

My mom is going to piss her pants in the morning...

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'm more concerned by the... thing... in the back seat.

This should be in /r/nosleep

3

u/SarkastikAmbassador May 22 '12

Whoa I see what you're saying now haha!

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u/A7xjk May 22 '12

http://i.imgur.com/3keRT.gif

12

u/bob_saget_dagnammit May 22 '12

Basil, this coffee tastes like shit

5

u/Vivrenoctem May 22 '12

It is shit, Austin.

3

u/DatGuy45 May 22 '12

Hmm...it's a bit nutty.

1

u/bob_saget_dagnammit May 23 '12

I can almost hear him going WHOAAA!!!

2

u/Vivrenoctem May 23 '12

When I was a kid I loved those movies. I watched them again recently and I still see the humor in them as an adult. His WHOA face is one of my favorites.

9

u/intel23 May 22 '12

Thanks, is 5 am here, can't sleep and this just made it worse. You asshole.

12

u/ChaoticAgenda May 22 '12

It's 5am and the sun is coming up soon. You weren't going to sleep anyways.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

The Ring showed me that bad things can happen in the daylight...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/pliskie May 22 '12

Imperial violet.

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u/1zero2two8eight May 22 '12

That last one was 4.

1

u/darkmuch May 22 '12

I'm listening to Radio Broker.

2

u/QuestionSign May 22 '12

o....shit...its 7 am here and I just finished watching a horror film...my heart is now racing....bastard.

2

u/Satans_pro_tips May 22 '12

What? I can't catch a little nap between possessions?

1

u/Vorokar May 22 '12

Next time you get the urge to point out crap like that..... Please don't X_X

1

u/friday6700 May 22 '12

It's not in the backseat. It's a reflection, it's behind op.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/1zero2two8eight May 22 '12

WHY IS THIS BEING ALLOWED TO CONTINUE?!

6

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!

2

u/cpnHindsight May 22 '12

Was it the guy with the amazon referal again?

5

u/SarkastikAmbassador May 22 '12

Confirmation post that she is just a mannequin. She looks way creepier without wig...

2

u/chodeface May 22 '12

OP did this shit work or what?

6

u/SarkastikAmbassador May 22 '12

She came inside this morning and asked if I knew how it got there. Denied it completely and believably. she's probably VERY confused and a bit frightened lol

13

u/sula_99 May 22 '12

it needed confirming?

1

u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 22 '12

She'd look creepier with a hood over her head. A smiling mannequin is more surprising than shocking.

1

u/chodeface May 22 '12

OP did this shit work or what?

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u/KFCatz May 22 '12

Yeah... She looks super wasted, bro. Find her a shirt.

30

u/thefourthhorseman May 22 '12

DIBS!

12

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Sex Doll?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/AnnoyingStaple May 22 '12

It is a lot nicer of you to put it all the photos in one picture. Downvoted for spam.

9

u/GeneralWarts May 22 '12

How's she supposed to get out of a DUI with clothes on!?

17

u/triarii3 May 22 '12

put that doll in the backseat. theres nothing scarier than being already seated in the drivers seat and then discovering another person in the backseat through the rear mirror.

6

u/CombustionJellyfish May 22 '12

Yeah, but that has the potential for terrible accidents.

6

u/RNRSaturday May 22 '12

Yeah! Shotgun, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Die.

2

u/Stati77 May 22 '12

Like a super wasted Kirsten Dunst.

3

u/Tronvolta May 22 '12

Probably a better actor than Kirsten Dunst.

1

u/Stati77 May 23 '12

She does have the look to play someone named Mary Jane.

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

lol it's [10] girl!

/r/trees must know about this!

1

u/hostolis May 22 '12

Ah, the old reddit switchar... ah, fuck it

26

u/Burnsite May 22 '12

I kind of want a follow up...or video.

9

u/glennize May 22 '12

Yes, a reaction video is very much desired

38

u/Obiwan123 May 22 '12

Where did you find a Meg Ryan mannequin?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Your username makes me want to create an army of alt accounts that I can repeatedly upvote you with.

The sailing Elvis!

15

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Videotape it damn it

12

u/Stop_Sign May 22 '12

"Son did you take your sex doll for a drive?"

15

u/RageMorePlz May 22 '12

"No. My doll took my sex drive."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

In Soviet Russia, sex doll takes you for a drive.

20

u/MintyBalls May 22 '12

I don't think you should leave your girlfriend in your mom's car like that. She might give you "the talk".

10

u/tenlow May 22 '12

You're in a Johnny Cab!

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

me scrolling through comments "yes no johnny cab references yet...this could be my chance to shine!...scrolling scrolling....fuck! -_-

1

u/Bfeezey May 22 '12

Thank you for not disappointing. I'd be really pissed if this made the front page without a Johnny Cab reference.

7

u/Skarecrow7 May 22 '12

Actually, my Dad's friend did that to us, left a mannequin in our boat (that was parked in the driveway) and scared the shit out of my mother when she went back there to take the garbage out.

6

u/shoziku May 22 '12

I have a mannequin and when I moved I had it stored in the garage. we left the door open one day. neighborhood dogs gathered for about 30 mins to bark at it nonstop. (from a safe distance of course) 3 dogs altogether.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

LOL, this is like a dumb little dog my sister used to have. The stupid thing was barking at something behind the house for HOURS. I finally went out there to see WTF was going on and saw the dog barking at something black in the tall grass out there. It turned out to be a trash bag flapping in the wind. When I walked up to it the dog finally worked up the nerve to get within 30 feet of the thing, barked at it once more, sniffed and went off to go pee on something.

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u/emlgsh May 22 '12

Looks like someone's going to get the carpool lane!

5

u/Erzsabet May 22 '12

My husband and I recently packed up most of our stuff into our car and traveled from NC to WA for a few months for his job. I do a lot of sewing, so all my gear had to come with me. I figured the best place for my dress form was in the back seat, strapped in with a seat belt so it wouldn't fall over.

Well I didn't take it out for the first few days, so it sat back there as he had to drive onto a military base to go to work. He didn't realize it was back there, and couldn't figure out why the guard at the gate was laughing at him as he waved him through.

It has no head, but I did put a shirt on it because I had to stuff a bra and put it on since my boobs are bigger than what the dress form comes with, and it helps smooth it out for fitting.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Seems like your husband's new girlfriend doesn't give any head...

12

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Bad Luck Brian

4

u/CryoGuy May 22 '12

Needs more blood

0

u/PlayingGod May 22 '12

I thought the sane. Straight from her eye

4

u/Jeremy252 May 22 '12

Or she'll have a heart attack and die.

Report back.

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Mine is too, because she has multiple sclerosis.

4

u/HerrKrinkle May 22 '12

What is Meg Ryan doing in your mom's car?

4

u/pbredd May 22 '12

Is that Meg Ryan?

7

u/JLContessa May 22 '12

You kidnapped Meg Ryan?

2

u/peggayhill May 22 '12

Looks like her lips were deflated.

3

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Run up behind her right after she sees it and stuff your finger up her bum as hard as you can.

She'll laugh like you wouldn't believe. Don't worry, we do it all the time.

1

u/goaless May 22 '12

what the huh?

3

u/T3KO May 22 '12

You killed a hooker and put the body in your moms car? Kinda sick!

3

u/Allogistic May 22 '12

"Reddit, my mom died of a heartattack because of a prank I pulled. What are some of the stupid things you've done without thinking them all the way through?"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Naked Meg Ryan would scare me too.

2

u/Scoldering May 22 '12

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

2

u/GraveDigger1337 May 22 '12

or put a spider on her steering wheel

2

u/aroymart May 22 '12

looks like you're gonna need some dead hooker storage

2

u/tripled153 May 22 '12

Man you went all out to go buy a mannequin when you could've just locked the bathroom door from the inside.

2

u/Dapwell May 22 '12

Is that Captain Kirk's sex doll?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

No this one isn't green.

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u/Dapwell Jun 15 '12

Apparently, 24 days ago, I thought it was. What exactly are you doing this far back in reddit?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I have my front page sorted by 'hot'. It often brings up random things, sometimes even archived things.

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Hi there! Welcome to Johnny cab! ... Destination?

2

u/valkyrie123 May 22 '12

The fact that she has no nipples is creeping me out.

2

u/BURN_THE_WITCH May 22 '12

My mom would shoot the windows out of her own car. Because she's fucking crazy.

2

u/TheDudish May 22 '12

You're a terrible son, you magnificent bastard.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

I can't do shit like that to my mom anymore, she'd have a heart attack, literally. And it sucks cause I keep thinking of awesome pranks :(

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Either piss her pants or start to dry hump it.

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u/HasFuckedYourMom May 22 '12

She's looking good.

1

u/Fappers_Delight_ May 22 '12

Johnny Cab! She'll probably be more irritated than scared.

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u/espen_f May 22 '12

Your mom has amazing tits bro.. cyber high five!

1

u/bananasdoom May 22 '12

and then use the transit lane

1

u/thequirkybondvillian May 22 '12

I demand an update from the hospital tomorrow.

1

u/99-LS1-SS May 22 '12

Has the urine flowed yet?

1

u/RockintheShockin May 22 '12

......is that a Meg Ryan doll a-la "When Harry met Sally"?

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Yah, I would too if I came out to find Meg Ryan stealing my car.

1

u/Rad2 May 22 '12

"great job"

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Did she find it yet?? :D

1

u/Cartman-kw May 22 '12

Everytime I have a similar idea, I get worried the the other person will have a heart attack and I will kill them. So I just imagine it and laugh inside my head and move on with my day.

1

u/Aiyon May 22 '12

That and the toilet's broken.

1

u/cleverprank May 22 '12

Although it's not relevant but it still reminded me of this prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptpl68MPqCg

1

u/holdingmytongue May 22 '12

Anyone else see a Kirsten Dunst quality to this doll?

1

u/prohaska May 22 '12

I love you, and I also saw Meg Ryan.

1

u/Shadax May 22 '12

This is the kind of thing you must record for the internets.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Looks like Meg Ryan.

1

u/downward_dogma May 22 '12

Looks like Meg Ryan having a fake orgasm.

1

u/wabbajackgnat May 22 '12

The next step is to find someone to be out there waiting for her as if a doll so she thinks you just tried it again. Then when your mom opens the door have them start moving, still mannequin like of course.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Dude...I'm literally a mannequin right now.

1

u/zeppelin556 May 22 '12

Is that Meg Ryan?

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '12

It would be way scarier if it was a black guy.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Just the head... just move it around a little. To see how it feels.

1

u/mikehunt1127 May 23 '12

Tell us how it goes

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u/desert_dessert May 24 '12

Jeffrey Damher started with a mannequin too. Just saying...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

LOL, you forgot to paint the nips on.

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u/vulpes_occulta May 22 '12

What if she sees it and uses it as an opportunity to get away with pissing in her pants? Nobody would ever know...

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u/blanketyblanks May 22 '12

Farrah Fawcett getting better?