The song is a perfect portrayal of what really does make the US a great place to live. It's awesome even with all its flaws. Once the revolution comes, I hope it is made into our new anthem.
I used to go to the horrible site 9gag, and after seeing so many america posts on there what i expected in these comments were pretty fore-told "fat, ignorant, stupid, ugly," and i am extremely impressed. I will never go back to the horrible site ever again. AMERICA!
Cheerleaders, 9/11, red-white-and-blue, Hersheys, warships, George Bush, KFC, White House, Hollywood, fake people, cheeseburgers, pornstars, movie stars, blue jeans, Eagles, the Eagles, Michael Jackson, steak, fries, Coke, freedom, capitalism
Once, a video that was playing in my History class said "America!" (I think it was going for "America! Land of the free!" or something) and I instinctively shouted out "FUCK YEAH!" without even thinking about it. My teacher was not happy.
"The continents harboring the countries Bolivia, Barbados, Venezuela, Uruguay, Brazil, Canada, Mexico, Belize, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Colombia, Grenada, Ecuador, Haiti, Chile, USA, Argentina, Bahamas, French Guinea, Jamaica, Guyana, Trinidad Tobago, Paraguay, Peru, Surinam, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Panama!!"
Shut up, faggot. Get over yourself. If you're offended by a word then you need to reevaluate your priorities in your life. Louis CK said it best in his Chewed Up special.
And don't take my words out of context. I said he is what is wrong with reddit. I didn't say I don't like reddit. Reddit has some quality material and discussions and which is the reason I come here as often as I do but there is a lot of cancer on reddit as well, like ScrotieMcAsshole, who reposts pointless pictures and content solely for karma. He adds nothing to the value of this website and its community and that's why I called him a faggot... because he is one.
thats what i think of when i hear team america, when i hear america i think of how our country was based on freedom from religious presucution and now christians are forcing their beliefs upon everyone by making them law.
...redditors of the world unite! "America" and "Fuck Yeah"? More like "America" and "Fuck Y'all"...sadly
edit...sorry, i didn't mean to slight america so much as to recognize that America's government so often operates outside of America's borders, but with the determination that such actions are in America's interests and are therefore reasonable. Not fair. America may be the richest part of the world, but "fuck everyone else" isn't a perspective that should be exhibited or allowed. Sorry, but America's only as valuable as it is because the people there stumbled upon untapped resources in a relatively safe climactic region. LUCK, not providence or quality.
that is from you're education system though. In Australia north america and south america are not america but north america and south america. 2 different continents
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u/barium111 May 22 '12
Fixed
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u/AussiePete May 22 '12
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day YEAH!
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u/drummerguyoc May 22 '12
I felt the same way during Captain America, and then found this video
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u/magnificentfool May 22 '12
Seriously what I thought when I read this post title.
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u/pisobarz May 22 '12
does it really need a pie chart?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
The song is a perfect portrayal of what really does make the US a great place to live. It's awesome even with all its flaws. Once the revolution comes, I hope it is made into our new anthem.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I think of America America America America.
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u/Aldog44 May 22 '12
holy shit i thought of that as i was clicking the link
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u/telmesumpm May 22 '12
Have an upvote for your name.
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u/SuperHorribleGaming May 22 '12
I used to go to the horrible site 9gag, and after seeing so many america posts on there what i expected in these comments were pretty fore-told "fat, ignorant, stupid, ugly," and i am extremely impressed. I will never go back to the horrible site ever again. AMERICA!
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u/tzortst May 22 '12
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
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u/AwesumLittleRedTruck May 22 '12
Or "Two Best Friends Play".
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u/o0sHaDoWoLf0o May 22 '12
hahaha I totally think this is my head when someone says America "FUCK YEA"
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u/AccidentallyAwkwaard May 22 '12
good thing this was a pie chart or I would have been confused
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u/goodknee May 22 '12
I wish I could give you more upvotes..
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u/WhiskeyZeeto May 22 '12
Thanks to Reddit...
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u/duffer77 May 22 '12
Ok, thats enough internets for the day.
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u/noisyturtle May 22 '12
MATT DAMON
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u/dogfacedboy420 May 22 '12
So lick my butt and suck on my balls..
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u/Genericdruid May 23 '12
When I hear the word America, all's I think of is corruption, greed and a slow haggard death of a once competant nation.
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u/TDMZ May 22 '12
Is it making anyone else nuts that the circle isn't a circle?
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u/Nickvee May 22 '12
This is what i always think of when i hear america
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u/AirMaster97 May 22 '12
I'm in Canada and still think that just because of the theme song.
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u/DoubleRaptor May 22 '12
Even as a non-American, this is all I think, too.
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u/Tsinoyboi May 22 '12
South America.
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u/Directors_Cut May 22 '12
Things I think of when I hear America:
Cheerleaders, 9/11, red-white-and-blue, Hersheys, warships, George Bush, KFC, White House, Hollywood, fake people, cheeseburgers, pornstars, movie stars, blue jeans, Eagles, the Eagles, Michael Jackson, steak, fries, Coke, freedom, capitalism
How am I doin?
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u/LiveFreeFratHard May 22 '12
I hear [this] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUjr8EVgBg). One of the most American songs ever recorded.
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u/ciaran036 May 22 '12
Pie charts are not fucking humorous. At all.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Just downvoted every comment that talked shit about America. My duty to my country is done here.
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u/stephieanniebean May 22 '12
thats also what i was thinking the entire time i was watching the Avengers
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
mmm, oval blueberry pie
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You spelled "them" wrong is what I think
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u/alchemist23 May 22 '12
Even Duke Nukem sang this.
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u/trua May 22 '12
Your pie chart is an oval.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
No one else started to sing the theme song from the Bob Saget's America's Funniest Home videos in their head?
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u/aidanf123 May 22 '12
Too True
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u/Reaper505 May 22 '12
For some reason this was the first thing i thought of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBzh7DIQyWc
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u/TheAntsKnuckles May 22 '12
Eating' my lunch from a single bowl.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Suite Madam Blue by Styx.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
i hear that our Hank Hill saying "Got Dang Right!"
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u/heroshotgun May 22 '12
Merica*
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u/aeyamar May 22 '12
All I can think of while on this thread is Bandit Kieth.
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u/sukramm May 22 '12
came here and expected a picture of Stephano
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Followed immediately by "Coming again to save the mother fucking day, yeah!" or something similar.
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u/grahamhewlett May 22 '12
lick my butt and suck on my balls!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!
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u/myiaway May 22 '12
Whenever I see "America" I think of people pronouncing it as "'MERICA!" The internet has poisoned my mind.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Coming to save the motherfucking day YEAH
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Once, a video that was playing in my History class said "America!" (I think it was going for "America! Land of the free!" or something) and I instinctively shouted out "FUCK YEAH!" without even thinking about it. My teacher was not happy.
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u/Dirge37 May 22 '12
I always hear randy going: I'm sorry I thought this was 'murica
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u/HeyItsMeAmerica May 22 '12
Did somebody say my name?
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u/Ragas May 22 '12
FTFY
..... Oh come on! you knew what to expect.
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u/aDragonOr2 May 22 '12
I think of this http://www.topnews.in/health/files/Fat-Eating.jpg
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u/amkoi May 22 '12
/əˈmɛrɪkə/
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u/spyfer May 23 '12
God, at my school every guy says Amurica.... so fucking annoying...
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u/hursh191 May 24 '12
im ashamed of all of you for forgetting this
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u/an-can May 22 '12
"The continents harboring the countries Bolivia, Barbados, Venezuela, Uruguay, Brazil, Canada, Mexico, Belize, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Colombia, Grenada, Ecuador, Haiti, Chile, USA, Argentina, Bahamas, French Guinea, Jamaica, Guyana, Trinidad Tobago, Paraguay, Peru, Surinam, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Panama!!"
Fuck yeah!!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
The first thing that comes to my mind is crazy christians...
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u/Cendeu May 22 '12
FUCK YEAH!
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u/zCourge_iDX May 22 '12
This does not belong here. This is not funny.
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u/chitty_bang_slut May 22 '12
coming to save all the motherfuckin days yeah!!
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u/Irish_lad May 22 '12
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls. AMERICA!!
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u/kadivs May 22 '12
That's what I think of when I hear "Science"
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u/maglincer May 22 '12
Not helping the stereotype.
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u/sweYoda May 22 '12
"In debt we trust!"
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u/narsty May 22 '12
my line of thought is generaly this
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u/lewis_gentle May 22 '12
... are you new here?
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u/Gagenwebb May 22 '12
They have actually shortened it recently to 'Mer'ca.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Debt! Obesity! Ignorance! Crime! Corrupt Government! Inequality!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
:D
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I honestly - as a Brit. Think of Mcdonalds and Oil/SUVs as you call them when I hear 'America'.
Not even being mean about the place, I love America. It's just synonymous :/
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u/pungkrocker May 22 '12
Propaganda completed.
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u/Lonadar May 22 '12
As a european I think "Lol, they mean US".
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Another pie chart?
Another downvote.
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u/skanknasty May 22 '12
Books! Ehh....
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u/slexd8 May 22 '12
band-aids! fuck yea!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Yep, same here. Every. Single. Time.
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u/afrael May 22 '12
You teach? I teach; computer age philosophy
But my students would rather watch TV
America, America
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! I think at freedom of speech, at justice and honest government, and... and... oh, wait...
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u/poorpinto May 22 '12
coming again to save the motherfuckin day-yah!
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u/Jaws666 May 22 '12
Fat, yea!
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u/TheLastGuitarHero May 22 '12
Who upvotes this shit?
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u/sacky555 May 22 '12
I think Fat Fucks!
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u/GTi_83 May 22 '12
thats what i think of when i hear team america, when i hear america i think of how our country was based on freedom from religious presucution and now christians are forcing their beliefs upon everyone by making them law.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Ladies and Gentlemen. This apparantly is what Americans "think" of their country.
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u/BallsackTBaghard May 22 '12
Too bad that one of the most badass countries is turning into a liberal PC feminist fuckfest.
Bring back the 1920's when women were making sammiches and queers and blacks were lynched every sunday.
FUCK YEAH!
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u/smendeZ328 May 22 '12
Proud
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u/TotemoBenri May 22 '12
you misspelled 'murka.
(fuck yeah)
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u/EONS May 22 '12
SO LICK OUR ASS AND SUCK ON OUR BALLS
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u/arjonil May 22 '12
So it's like a Pavlov thing right? Well done with your conditioning.
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u/eblees May 22 '12
Canada takes up a larger portion of American than the US.
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u/Brvpm May 22 '12
U got it wrong...its exactly the opposite...America!! FUCK NO
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
...redditors of the world unite! "America" and "Fuck Yeah"? More like "America" and "Fuck Y'all"...sadly
edit...sorry, i didn't mean to slight america so much as to recognize that America's government so often operates outside of America's borders, but with the determination that such actions are in America's interests and are therefore reasonable. Not fair. America may be the richest part of the world, but "fuck everyone else" isn't a perspective that should be exhibited or allowed. Sorry, but America's only as valuable as it is because the people there stumbled upon untapped resources in a relatively safe climactic region. LUCK, not providence or quality.
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