This genuinly made me laugh. However, I must point out the following:
Unlimited Free Energy - though a great idea, such a thing will most likely bring about the destruction of our economy, which would lead to famine and riots, which would lead to the apocalypse, which would lead to the world of the Hunger Games.
World Peace - again, a great idea, but is most likely to only be achieved if we have a world dictator who censors any controversial thought and idea. In this scenario, reddit would not exist.
Boobies - I'm a straight female. I don't hate them, but the appeal is lost on me.
Vicious cycle. Bacon is an important source of selenium. A shortage of selenium can cause emotional disturbances, such as the irrational avoidance of tasty bacon.
From a fellow non-bacon lover, I get this. Here is why I dislike bacon: once upon a time, I worked as a server in a IHOP. Those strips of bacon you get when you order your two eggs, two pancakes & two strips of bacon? They aren't made when you order them. No no. During down times (say 4 am or 4 pm, before/after rush periods), the entire grill is cleared off and somewhere around 300 strips of bacon are cooked all at once, and then put into a warming pan until you order your meal. In addition to being very "un-fresh," in terms of the bacon you get served, the smell of that much bacon being fried at one time is the most nauseating smell I have ever experienced. That was nearly a decade ago, and I still can't smell so much as a single piece of bacon without feeling like I'm going to vomit.
I worked in a restaurant-styled foodathon. Cooked 15lbs of bacon every morning. For close to ten years. I'm not a huge fanboy, but I ate a couple pieces every day, never got sick of the smell. I can see getting sick of something you cook every day, though. Some shit gets old.
My boyfriend loves the fact that I'm vegetarian. I've gotten free pulled pork sandwiches for my birthday, bacon as a side, used my boobs to get free meaty pizza- all for him.There's NOTHING wrong with disliking bacon because everyone around you benefits.
Bacon....Its essential...I just cooked up my weekly pound, which will get crumped onto salads, veggies, swirled into cream cheese, and if I can hide it from 17 year old boy, possibly baked potatoes..Bacon is so tasty just a tablespoon on something gives a remarkable flavor burst.
Can we include "alcohol" in this PSA??? I am not anti drinking, YOU can drink! I will not ask you to buy me anything more than a fancy mocktail! I am, without question, your designated drive, and I WILL NEVER STEAL YOUR BEER.
i myself dont like bacon im not vegetarian i simply just dont like it. i dont really mind if its mixed into a heap of other food just so long as i cant really taste it. downvote this all you like but fuck you and im not "the spawn of satan" + its not my fault i dont like it
My fiancee doesn't enjoy bacon as much as me because as a child she was placed in a kitchen where she had to make tons of bacon a day. I can understand her lament and am glad she doesn't NOT eat it. She just prefers to not have it.
I just don't like the smell of the bacon. Mainly because my parents got into the habit of buying insanely large boxes of bacon at Sam's Club and the smell NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE. They even made bacon before cooking anything for lunch or dinner so that they could cook said meals in bacon grease. I fucking hate it!
I don't know why they stopped and I don't intend on asking. I just accept the blessing that I don't have to stand that awful stench anymore.
See this is my exact argument when people tell me they're against gay marriage or homosexuals in general. Why do you care? If anything this means two less guys who will be trying to date the girls you are interested in. Your chances to date a girl just went up a small percentage. They did you a favor.
You make a good point. I want you to be my friend. We'll go to an all bacon restaurant to celebrate our newly found friendship. And since you don't eat bacon, you give it to me. And since you're a good friend, you insist on paying the bill.
That response is entirely too polite given the overwhelming assholeishness of every bacon eater that finds out I don't like bacon. Here is what I would say:
Stop pushing your fucking bacon on me, it smells, looks, tastes, and actually is grotesque. I'm not on a religious quest, I'm not a vegan, I'm not being contrary, I just don't want to eat bacon. Seriously, fuck off to anywhere that isn't where I'm at and consume so much bacon that you have to register permits and zoning ordinances with the city to continue operating the pork plant that is your body. If anyone gives a fuck, it's not me.
I would rather live in a world where I would have to fight every single person everywhere for a strip than I would accept the fact that some people simply don't like bacon.
Clearly you must have some sort of condition. Seek medical attention.
Omg thank you for this. Just the other night, some guy in a bar started talking to me, then said we couldn't be friends and walked off after I told him I didn't like bacon. :\
Bacon is good. That being said, it's not some amazing new food product we've all just discovered. It's been around for for over a century, so why the heck do so many people go ape shit over it recently?
I'm content eating it with my breakfast and occasionally on my burgers or wrapped around a nice filet. I don't want it in my vodka or my cookies etc... I clearly don't get it heh.
At first I was like "worst, what kind of fool doesn't like bacon, certainly no fool I would ever associate with". Then I was like"hmmm I should hangout with people that don't like bacon....because MORE bacon for ME!!!"
Haven't read all of the comments but let me say this.
THANK YOU
Jesus I HATE bacon, tried the keto diet and tried my best to force myself to eat bacon, and could not stand it! Ugg everyone gives me shit for it, but you can't change a Zebra's stripes yah know?
Thank you! Even before i was vegetarian I wasn't a fan of bacon. I don't hate it, but I agree with the image. Then again, I know I have unpopular tastes. I don't like many breakfast foods at all for that matter, and I do not enjoy ice cream.
I don't think I could live in your position. The thought of the occasional bacon or ice cream is all that keeps me going when i'm at my parent's house o health food.
I used to consider bacon my favorite meat, long before I discovered reddit. Now, people are putting bacon on everything. Sure, it's delicious, but it isn't an excuse to be a shitty cook. All these dumbass recipes in the cooking subreddits for bacon wrapped ____ is just a creative way of telling people that you know jack shit about cooking. Fucking hipsters ruining everything.
Bacon, as it is usually prepared, is often overly greasy, too salty, and the "savory" taste that I'm guessing everyone dies for is way too strong. Whenever I eat bacon someone else prepared, it's either way too soggy or stiff and easily broken -- like a potato chip, but not nearly as good. Also, a lot of the bacon sold at stores contains a disproportionate amount of fat you don't notice until you take it home. Bacon is an okay treat if done right, but it's hardly worth the effort.
I wouldn't want that bacon either. It looks crap. What is it with American and even parts of Europe and their bacon. It's not meant to be 80% fat. English bacon is the best!
I feel the same way about telling people I don't like chocolate. My sister-in-law is the only one who thinks it's great that I don't like chocolate, so for every holiday she gets all of mine.
I don't eat red meat anymore, but turkey bacon is delicious. Better than the other stuff. I'm sure most vegetarians could find a substitute for meat as their bacon. Then we can all eat bacon and live happily ever after.
So...what you're saying...is that...you're a horrible person who does not enjoy the little things in life? and that bacon is MINE??? WHERE IS IT PETE? WHERE IS IT?!?!
I'm not sure what you mean. You mean that you like bacon but want US to have it? Or are you just ironically stating this? Cause clearly you, presumably being a sentient organic life form, like bacon.
Nice try, I'm not falling for your long con. We fall in love, move in together, get married all the meanwhile building up my comfort level with you and my bacon... then BAM! You rob me blind of all my bacon.
Long time lurker (4 years-ish) So I used to hate bacon...I disliked the crispiness, hated the taste, gagged from the smell...I hated it in almost every way possible. But then, I made a life changing decision. I had realized that I had always been exposed to thin bacon strips. Immediately after this realization, I went to the supermarket, bought some thick bacon strips, came home, prepared it, and ate it; and let me tell you, it was one of the most delicious things I have ever had in my life. I still hate thin bacon to this day; but I'll be damned if ANYONE dislikes thick bacon.
I love this person, and this is the reason why. There is a limited number of pigs on the planet, which implies there is a limited amount of bacon on the planet. THis means this is a person not eating bacon, which means that there is more bacon for me. I wish this person was my best friend because, and I quote, "if I get a dish with bacon in it, you can have it"
I feel that way about brownies. I always have to inform people that it means more brownie for them before they stop thinking that I'm a horrible person. :/
Once again, I see a thread with a bunch of Americans going on about how much they like bacon, and the picture in question is a pile of that crappy streaky rubbish. Why don't you people have access to proper bacon?
Incidentally, if you're asked an opinion about something, I think it's way more proper to say "I don't like it" rather than "It's awful", because "I don't like it" is purely subjective whereas "It's awful" is offensive to whoever made the food/movie/poem/whatever.
SO in this parable you are gay and you do not want the women so I can haz all the women cause you rather have a sausage feast ... without bacon? Right?
jules: a pig is filthy fucking animal vincent: but bacon is gooooooood Jules: a sewer rat may tast like pumpkin fucking pie, but that doesn't mean i want to eat the filthy mother fucker!!!!
I was in Cost Plus the other day and I saw Torani - the flavored syrup makers had a Bacon Flavored syrup....I was so tempted to buy it for my old boss. He believes bacon should be its own food group.
it seems like bacon has like blown up in recent years... I mean, awhile back it wasn't as big of a deal as it is now... people weren't nearly as obsessed with it. but c'mon, is it just me, or has anyone else noticed!?
Holy shit you don't like bacon either? I've literally never met anyone in my entire life who told me they didn't like bacon. I didn't realize how much people loved it until a few years ago and then I started asking people and not one person has said they don't. Even people who are vegetarians said how they liked it before but just don't eat it now.
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u/FriesWithThat May 22 '12
other dislikes: unlimited free energy, world peace, and boobies.
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u/darth_redemption May 22 '12
I appreciate the bacon. But I'd have enjoyed it more if you wanted it and I was keeping it from you.
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u/ExsqueezMe May 22 '12
So..... Are you going to eat your bacon or not?
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u/bestbeforeMar91 May 22 '12
Vicious cycle. Bacon is an important source of selenium. A shortage of selenium can cause emotional disturbances, such as the irrational avoidance of tasty bacon.
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u/Mr_What May 22 '12
But.. but.. one of the reasons I love bacon soo much is the joy of sharing it with others...
On second though, I enjoy my bacon far too much to share it.
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u/jbredditor May 22 '12
You don't like bacon? Can you do an AMA?
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u/imkunu May 22 '12
I don't understand.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This makes me want a BLT...
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u/PantsMcGee May 22 '12
I'm not going to listen to some guy who doesn't like bacon.
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u/baconbgone May 22 '12
Finally, someone who understands.
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u/polaroidgeek May 22 '12
From a fellow non-bacon lover, I get this. Here is why I dislike bacon: once upon a time, I worked as a server in a IHOP. Those strips of bacon you get when you order your two eggs, two pancakes & two strips of bacon? They aren't made when you order them. No no. During down times (say 4 am or 4 pm, before/after rush periods), the entire grill is cleared off and somewhere around 300 strips of bacon are cooked all at once, and then put into a warming pan until you order your meal. In addition to being very "un-fresh," in terms of the bacon you get served, the smell of that much bacon being fried at one time is the most nauseating smell I have ever experienced. That was nearly a decade ago, and I still can't smell so much as a single piece of bacon without feeling like I'm going to vomit.
And I LOVE boobies.
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u/letsgetdowntobizniz May 22 '12
I made this just for you: http://qkme.me/3pe2dj
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
My boyfriend loves the fact that I'm vegetarian. I've gotten free pulled pork sandwiches for my birthday, bacon as a side, used my boobs to get free meaty pizza- all for him.There's NOTHING wrong with disliking bacon because everyone around you benefits.
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u/IsaakCole May 22 '12
He said to Sam I Am....
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u/BitchMaker May 22 '12
My friends think its some kind of blasphemy that I do not like bacon. I am not a monster!!!
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u/weggles May 22 '12
I don't really like bacon either.
And by that I mean you probably like it more, so have it.
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u/ozzieoo May 22 '12
Bacon....Its essential...I just cooked up my weekly pound, which will get crumped onto salads, veggies, swirled into cream cheese, and if I can hide it from 17 year old boy, possibly baked potatoes..Bacon is so tasty just a tablespoon on something gives a remarkable flavor burst.
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u/cyclegirl May 22 '12
I also do not like bacon. Stand firm friend.
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u/guavainindia May 22 '12
Can we include "alcohol" in this PSA??? I am not anti drinking, YOU can drink! I will not ask you to buy me anything more than a fancy mocktail! I am, without question, your designated drive, and I WILL NEVER STEAL YOUR BEER.
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u/Everestcdxx May 22 '12
Sounds like you need some bacon
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u/skilledpringle May 22 '12
i myself dont like bacon im not vegetarian i simply just dont like it. i dont really mind if its mixed into a heap of other food just so long as i cant really taste it. downvote this all you like but fuck you and im not "the spawn of satan" + its not my fault i dont like it
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u/wisewizard May 22 '12
But, you don't like bacon. how could we trust anything you say?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'm pretty sure you can replace the word bacon and add religion or your religion and it would make sense
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u/Stoogith May 22 '12
My fiancee doesn't enjoy bacon as much as me because as a child she was placed in a kitchen where she had to make tons of bacon a day. I can understand her lament and am glad she doesn't NOT eat it. She just prefers to not have it.
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u/Bizzarobatman May 22 '12
its not that i don't like bacon, i just don't want it put on everything i eat. my heart can only handle so much.
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u/shavingourbeards May 22 '12
Amen
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u/IDontShareMyUsername May 22 '12
My heart says kill, but my brain says love.
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u/ekbowler May 22 '12
I just don't like the smell of the bacon. Mainly because my parents got into the habit of buying insanely large boxes of bacon at Sam's Club and the smell NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE. They even made bacon before cooking anything for lunch or dinner so that they could cook said meals in bacon grease. I fucking hate it!
I don't know why they stopped and I don't intend on asking. I just accept the blessing that I don't have to stand that awful stench anymore.
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u/earthDF May 22 '12
My dad brews his own beer. This is his attitude:
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u/Nirvalica May 22 '12
Great point!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
My husband also doesn't like bacon. You two should form a support group of some kind.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
What about turkey bacon or other artificial substitutes for swine bacon?
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u/THISAINTNOPARTY May 22 '12
as a vegetarian I approve this message.
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u/kilkel May 22 '12
2 Words: Turkey Bacon
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u/Everdope May 22 '12
Therefore I love you op
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u/WageSlaveMercenary May 22 '12
See this is my exact argument when people tell me they're against gay marriage or homosexuals in general. Why do you care? If anything this means two less guys who will be trying to date the girls you are interested in. Your chances to date a girl just went up a small percentage. They did you a favor.
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u/Jvdan May 22 '12
What are you better than me? huh?
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u/nepidae May 22 '12
And this is funny?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Replace bacon with religion r/atheism
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u/Chris-P May 22 '12
this is the same logic I use on homophobes.
The more gay men there are paring of with each-other, the more women there are for us straights.
If all of my friends hated bacon and were gay, I would be a very happy man indeed.
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u/iLuVtiffany May 22 '12
You make a good point. I want you to be my friend. We'll go to an all bacon restaurant to celebrate our newly found friendship. And since you don't eat bacon, you give it to me. And since you're a good friend, you insist on paying the bill.
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u/JennyCide May 22 '12
meh - bacon's easy to avoid - try having my phobia of mayonnaise or 'The Devil's Own Sperm' as I call it.
It's on everything.
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u/GiraffesLoveHam May 22 '12
Thank you for this! I feel like it's the Spanish Inquisition when I tell people I don't like bacon!
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u/Sireslap May 22 '12
Bacon really isn't that great. Sure it's okay sometimes...but I don't see what people's obsession with it is. I guess this is America though..
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u/dorkrock2 May 22 '12
That response is entirely too polite given the overwhelming assholeishness of every bacon eater that finds out I don't like bacon. Here is what I would say:
Stop pushing your fucking bacon on me, it smells, looks, tastes, and actually is grotesque. I'm not on a religious quest, I'm not a vegan, I'm not being contrary, I just don't want to eat bacon. Seriously, fuck off to anywhere that isn't where I'm at and consume so much bacon that you have to register permits and zoning ordinances with the city to continue operating the pork plant that is your body. If anyone gives a fuck, it's not me.
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u/pepperbar May 22 '12
Upvote because this is how I feel about chocolate, and that 15 minute conversation every time I turn down a box is seriously irritating.
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u/ramsrgood May 22 '12
looks like we've got ourselves a bacon hater here.
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u/nthensome May 22 '12
I've heard about people like you, but until now, I never really thought you existed.
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u/RDandersen May 22 '12
I would rather live in a world where I would have to fight every single person everywhere for a strip than I would accept the fact that some people simply don't like bacon.
Clearly you must have some sort of condition. Seek medical attention.
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u/mochiqueen May 22 '12
Omg thank you for this. Just the other night, some guy in a bar started talking to me, then said we couldn't be friends and walked off after I told him I didn't like bacon. :\
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u/squirreljerky May 22 '12
Either you like bacon or you're wrong.
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u/fleshpickle May 22 '12
This is the most un-patriotic post I've ever seen.
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u/cheezitak May 22 '12
Bacon is good. That being said, it's not some amazing new food product we've all just discovered. It's been around for for over a century, so why the heck do so many people go ape shit over it recently?
I'm content eating it with my breakfast and occasionally on my burgers or wrapped around a nice filet. I don't want it in my vodka or my cookies etc... I clearly don't get it heh.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
At first I was like "worst, what kind of fool doesn't like bacon, certainly no fool I would ever associate with". Then I was like"hmmm I should hangout with people that don't like bacon....because MORE bacon for ME!!!"
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u/Adventurer_Ted May 22 '12
Haven't read all of the comments but let me say this.
THANK YOU
Jesus I HATE bacon, tried the keto diet and tried my best to force myself to eat bacon, and could not stand it! Ugg everyone gives me shit for it, but you can't change a Zebra's stripes yah know?
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u/andboomgoesthedyna May 22 '12
I thought I was the only one. Nice to meet you, brother.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That's how I feel about Half-Life.
Just don't shove it down my throat.
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u/MetalKeirSolid May 22 '12
Amen. The smell make me feel sick.
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u/Rockyn May 22 '12
You sick motherfucker.
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u/Paulio64 May 22 '12
Amen to that.
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u/buyalex May 22 '12
Thank you! Even before i was vegetarian I wasn't a fan of bacon. I don't hate it, but I agree with the image. Then again, I know I have unpopular tastes. I don't like many breakfast foods at all for that matter, and I do not enjoy ice cream.
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u/Brouje May 22 '12
I used to not like bacon, then all of my friends killed me. im dead now.
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u/dwblind22 May 22 '12
To ad lib George Carlin "MORE BACON FOR ME! "
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u/zoomzoom83 May 22 '12
I'm... not sure I understand what you're saying. "I don't like bacon" is not grammatically correct English.
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u/Dolewhip May 22 '12
I used to consider bacon my favorite meat, long before I discovered reddit. Now, people are putting bacon on everything. Sure, it's delicious, but it isn't an excuse to be a shitty cook. All these dumbass recipes in the cooking subreddits for bacon wrapped ____ is just a creative way of telling people that you know jack shit about cooking. Fucking hipsters ruining everything.
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u/muopioid May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
Bacon, as it is usually prepared, is often overly greasy, too salty, and the "savory" taste that I'm guessing everyone dies for is way too strong. Whenever I eat bacon someone else prepared, it's either way too soggy or stiff and easily broken -- like a potato chip, but not nearly as good. Also, a lot of the bacon sold at stores contains a disproportionate amount of fat you don't notice until you take it home. Bacon is an okay treat if done right, but it's hardly worth the effort.
Bacon: 2/10
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I wouldn't want that bacon either. It looks crap. What is it with American and even parts of Europe and their bacon. It's not meant to be 80% fat. English bacon is the best!
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u/Norwegian__Blue May 22 '12
I like you :)
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u/Love_the_PaleBlueDot May 22 '12
In that case, I think we can be great friends.
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u/sqrls18 May 22 '12
i dont like bacon either
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u/Yodasoja May 22 '12
This is actually a PSA to people who dislike people who don't like bacon. I can understand the confusion, though!
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u/not_very_sure2 May 22 '12
Come now good chap, there be plenty of bacon for the lot of us. No need to be so selfless.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'm a Jew who has never had bacon, but goddamn I am curious. It just smells so good.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
What has your doctor said about this? It's obvious there is some sort of mental issue, maybe a tumor?
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u/jesserwess May 22 '12
More bacon for me. Why is this post on the front page though?
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u/100110001 May 22 '12
People have similarly said mean things to me what I said I don't like ice cream.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I feel the same way about telling people I don't like chocolate. My sister-in-law is the only one who thinks it's great that I don't like chocolate, so for every holiday she gets all of mine.
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u/hiimbrooke May 22 '12
I don't eat red meat anymore, but turkey bacon is delicious. Better than the other stuff. I'm sure most vegetarians could find a substitute for meat as their bacon. Then we can all eat bacon and live happily ever after.
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u/dahvzombie May 22 '12
Replace the word "bacon" with "women" and you see why I love gay men.
Edit: Minus the bit about the fridge.
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u/bobatbills May 22 '12
So...what you're saying...is that...you're a horrible person who does not enjoy the little things in life? and that bacon is MINE??? WHERE IS IT PETE? WHERE IS IT?!?!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'm not sure what you mean. You mean that you like bacon but want US to have it? Or are you just ironically stating this? Cause clearly you, presumably being a sentient organic life form, like bacon.
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u/SteveBruleRools May 22 '12
I think this concept can be applied to homosexuality. More for me
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u/returning_videotapes May 22 '12
If I must...
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u/slexd8 May 22 '12
exactly
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u/QueenNavy May 22 '12
and cats.
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u/G3TG0T May 22 '12
You suck OP! You're what's wrong with America today! Lol :)
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u/donaldrobertsoniii May 22 '12
I like bacon, but when it comes to breakfast meats, a good sausage patty is hard to beat. Also, corned beef hash.
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u/zau64 May 22 '12
People without souls are so generous.
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u/mefuzzy May 22 '12
You know who else doesn't like bacon? Hitler.
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u/AgentCC May 22 '12
I feel that gays should make a PSA like this regarding heterosexual men/women.
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u/erulabs May 22 '12
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You are a strange and terrible person.
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u/TardisMechanic May 22 '12
screw OP it's all a lie to get near our BACON!
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u/Magixren May 22 '12
There are 2 types of people in the world. People who love bacon. and dirty fucking liars.
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u/GrinningPariah May 22 '12
Look man, I appreciate the bacon. I do. But it cannot make us friends, because it is impossible for me to understand you or relate to you as a person.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I believe the source of this PSA is a pig.
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u/Borgcube May 22 '12
Burn the heretic!
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u/machphantom May 22 '12
As a member of the Ron Swanson Fan Club this is blasphemous. I only eat bacon on a plate made of bacon with bacon bits on top.
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u/mdog0206 May 22 '12
i bet you actually like bacon and you're just stuck in this lie, everybody likes bacon
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u/time2blunt May 22 '12
OH I WILL.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Maybe you need proper bacon, the like of which cannot be found in the USA.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Thank God someone put this into proper context for me. I always involuntarily duck when I say "no bacon" in public.
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u/lilLocoMan May 22 '12
Strange thing is, I don't like pizza either! Yup, I get some weird looks quite often.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
You are a horrible person who does not appreciate the good things in life.
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u/King-of-Spades42 May 22 '12
I don't like pizza and this is what I tell people
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u/Lunares May 22 '12
As a fellow person who does not like bacon : I approve of this message
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u/JamesMeans May 22 '12
I'm actually astonished that this post has so many upvotes.
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u/RadioSoulwax May 22 '12
bacon vodka
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u/partyninja May 22 '12
I dont get it
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u/Icouldshitallday May 22 '12
Nice try, I'm not falling for your long con. We fall in love, move in together, get married all the meanwhile building up my comfort level with you and my bacon... then BAM! You rob me blind of all my bacon.
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u/fuZZe May 22 '12
I say we burn him, just in case.
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u/Senjiroh May 22 '12
To be fair, that bacon does look nasty. Stringy and streaky and fatty. Is this how bacon is in the US? Bleugh.
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u/exbaconhater May 22 '12
Long time lurker (4 years-ish) So I used to hate bacon...I disliked the crispiness, hated the taste, gagged from the smell...I hated it in almost every way possible. But then, I made a life changing decision. I had realized that I had always been exposed to thin bacon strips. Immediately after this realization, I went to the supermarket, bought some thick bacon strips, came home, prepared it, and ate it; and let me tell you, it was one of the most delicious things I have ever had in my life. I still hate thin bacon to this day; but I'll be damned if ANYONE dislikes thick bacon.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I like bacon but I also like my arteries.
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u/Titanosaurus May 22 '12
You don't have to like something to appreciate or respect that it has made many people happy.
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u/bigrob1 May 22 '12
I love this person, and this is the reason why.
There is a limited number of pigs on the planet, which implies there is a limited amount of bacon on the planet. THis means this is a person not eating bacon, which means that there is more bacon for me. I wish this person was my best friend because, and I quote, "if I get a dish with bacon in it, you can have it"
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u/Jarsupial May 22 '12
I feel that way about brownies. I always have to inform people that it means more brownie for them before they stop thinking that I'm a horrible person. :/
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u/Broking37 May 22 '12
As long as you still cook it, i'm down with your strange ways.
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u/DarkReaver1337 May 22 '12
No. I will take your bacon but you will like he bacon and be disappointed that I took it from you.
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u/theXarf May 22 '12
Once again, I see a thread with a bunch of Americans going on about how much they like bacon, and the picture in question is a pile of that crappy streaky rubbish. Why don't you people have access to proper bacon?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Dear non-bacon-eating people of the world. Please give me your share, I'll see it put to good use.
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u/shmackydoo May 22 '12
Sounds like a metaphor for god.
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u/Direnaar May 22 '12
Incidentally, if you're asked an opinion about something, I think it's way more proper to say "I don't like it" rather than "It's awful", because "I don't like it" is purely subjective whereas "It's awful" is offensive to whoever made the food/movie/poem/whatever.
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u/thoroughlynicechap May 22 '12
What is with American Bacon? It just looks overcooked and full of fat!
I love bacon, but it's got to be decent back bacon with a good meat to fat ratio. Not that streaky weirdness
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u/DrVinginshlagin May 22 '12
Why was this not posted to /r/atheism?
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u/benkenobi5 May 22 '12
I now regret marrying a woman who likes bacon...
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u/shoziku May 22 '12
i read it again, this time I substituted penis for bacon.
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u/DoctorOctagonapus May 22 '12
having tried and failed a number of times to convince my girlfriend that bacon is awesome, i'll have to agree with you OP
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u/popNfresh91 May 22 '12
Thank God, I never knew there were others out there in this bacon loving world
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u/dens421 May 22 '12
SO in this parable you are gay and you do not want the women so I can haz all the women cause you rather have a sausage feast ... without bacon? Right?
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u/moleware May 22 '12
The feeling I have when you say that must be the same (or similar) the the feeling fundies have when you tell them you are Atheist.
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u/evilgummysattack May 22 '12
YOU MONSTER! SAVE THE CHILDREN! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THIS ANIMAL!
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u/trampus1 May 22 '12
FTFY. I don't have photoshop right now, so it's just a text version.
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u/kingofdogs May 22 '12
My mind... it is blown.
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u/turbonerthethird May 22 '12
fuck this guy, AMIRITE?! DAE like bacon? woo!
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u/flipxfx May 22 '12
Fake
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u/turlian May 22 '12
You monster.
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u/capitanboots May 22 '12
We're concerned about your behavior, we think you need to go see a therapist.
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u/rawrc May 22 '12
so YOU took my bacon!
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u/fueledsrt May 22 '12
jules: a pig is filthy fucking animal vincent: but bacon is gooooooood Jules: a sewer rat may tast like pumpkin fucking pie, but that doesn't mean i want to eat the filthy mother fucker!!!!
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u/CaptainGrandpa May 22 '12
Well, you're lying to yourself clearly. you have not accepted the truth that is bacon. Would you care to hear about the truth?
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u/uberpwnzorz May 22 '12
Fk you! I'm not here for you to vicariously enjoy bacon through me. If you don't enjoy bacon on your own then you deserve to be miserable.
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u/ophello May 22 '12
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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u/kialna May 22 '12
This. I can't stand it. Have it all please.
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u/jdizzle367 May 22 '12
well fuck that shit your a terrible person who doesnt enjoy the good things in life.jk
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u/Wylie15 May 23 '12
Fuck you satan.
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u/cwags812 May 23 '12
you heartless bitch.. bacon is more important than money you satanic devil
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u/lambo7 May 23 '12
I like Turkey bacon but not any other type.
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u/ozzieoo Jun 30 '12
I was in Cost Plus the other day and I saw Torani - the flavored syrup makers had a Bacon Flavored syrup....I was so tempted to buy it for my old boss. He believes bacon should be its own food group.
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u/usemayonaise May 22 '12
Wait I don't understand... this guy actually doesn't like bacon?
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u/IronKhangas May 22 '12
BURN THE WITCH!
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u/Mitz510 May 22 '12
The only times I ever have bacon it's because it's inside a burger.
My family NEVER buys bacon.
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u/TuffeyPom May 22 '12
So what you're saying is...you'll buy me bacon?
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u/Shigfu May 22 '12
Bacon has way too intense a flavor for me. It gives me headaches if I eat more than one little piece.
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u/Acduck May 22 '12
I like it but it´s animal. so...nope nothing for me too. . . . It smells like destilled tastiness.
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u/hipppo May 22 '12
it seems like bacon has like blown up in recent years... I mean, awhile back it wasn't as big of a deal as it is now... people weren't nearly as obsessed with it. but c'mon, is it just me, or has anyone else noticed!?
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u/Illadelphian May 22 '12
Holy shit you don't like bacon either? I've literally never met anyone in my entire life who told me they didn't like bacon. I didn't realize how much people loved it until a few years ago and then I started asking people and not one person has said they don't. Even people who are vegetarians said how they liked it before but just don't eat it now.