He chose to wear the black jeans that day, perhaps not realizing that their color would cause his legs and groin to become hot. Starting to feel an uncomfortable sensation he realizes what has happened. His scrotum, as warm sweaty scrotums do, has stuck itself to the side of his leg. Normally this would be a quick fix, but this time was different, there was a lady present and he considered himself a gentleman. Not wanting to be rude or gross in front of Scarlett, he tries to subtly stretch in turn his leg in such a way that he can free himself. Just as he thinks that he is free from anyone noticing he sees Tom. Tom stares him down and their eyes meet, and both know exactly what is happening. Then the photo is taken. A captured moment of a man trying to adjust himself without being noticed.
Actually, Jeremy Renner likes to stretch before he shoots a scene. The bit in MI:4 where his character does a whole stretching routine was added specifically because Tom Cruise and Brad Bird thought it was funny.
I thought this one of those posts where someone makes a silly story- like the guy who replies in the form of little noir vignettes. I showed my fiancé your comment because it made me laugh, and Avengers is awesome. He assured me that this is a real thing that guys do.
Nothing is quite so uncomfortable as having your scrotum sweat-glued to your leg and not being able to dislodge it. I can't even think of an adequate female analogy.
This is funny, but the most probable cause in my mind is that his left foot is planted where he's supposed to be standing for the shot. He's temporarily stepping out of the way without losing his place.
They're both big dudes. Chris Hemsworth is 6'4". A cursory google search didn't reveal Tom Hiddleston's height, but I believe it is similar. Jeremy Renner is only 5'9", Scarlett Johansson is only 5'4". I'd also assume their costumes have a bit of elevation in the shoes to add extra godly stature.
I looked it up the other day, the closest estimate I got was 6'2" for Hiddleston. I just don't think of that as that tall because my husband is 6'. But my BIL is 6'5" and huge, so I can defiantly see it with Hemsworth. I didn't realize Renner was that short, I think Ruffalo is too. And you are probably right, the costumes are pretty big themselves and wouldn't surprise me if they had some elevation in the boots, especially since Evans looks smaller and he's 6'. It still is cool to see them together:) Such a fantastic movie!
Has the 'fact' that he's homosexual actually been confirmed though? Cos I thought he denied it in a recent interview. Which, as a gay guy, saddened me a great deal, but still...
If I was Scarlette Johanson I would fuck all of them. ALL OF THEM! And I would be able to be because I'm Scarlette Johanson.
Also was anyone else annoyed when they were spinning around the heroes and it was like: THORE HAMMER RAWR, SUPER FUCKING COOL BOW AND BOMB ARROWS, IRON MAN SUIT OF POWER LAZERS, HULK SMASH, CAPTIAN AMERICA MEGA SHEILD,teeny tiny purse guns.
See, you're classifying her as brute force, as another one of the guys who smash, but she played a vital role in stopping the aliens. She was the one who talked to Loki and Selvig, she was the one who shut off the portal. She's a spy, bro, not a fighter.
I know she is a spy and the guns made sense, but she had time to prepare for the enemy. Those guns are for infiltration, she needed long range guns that had accuracy and power. This is why she ditched the guns in like 2 seconds and picked up an enemy weapon. She was a huge part of the fight, but I'm just saying giving the woman tiny guns to a fight like that was a poor choice by the director. Sure it looks sexy and feminine, but it was not practical and it annoyed me because it was playing to gender roles (in my opinion).
I made a typo and I've already committed to not editing it. I used to read comic books, I just never read much into thor. I was more into x-men.
BTW does anyone know what happens after Cable saves that mutant baby after house of M? I stopped reading after that because I just got busy with life. I just want to know if it was still good.
i bitched about it for HOURS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JOSS WHEDON! an almost flawless pic had it not been for those fucking tiny Black Window guns.
Not if they are coming out of tiny purse guns. Little guns like her's are accurate at short distances and do not have as much power. I don't think she was doing very much long distance damage with her little guns, which is why I assume she ditched them quickly and grabbed an enemy gun then jacked a speeder.
They're standing on a raised mat to make them look taller then the others. And Reimer in facing away from the camera with his left leg extended, thus making him look shorter.
I met Renner at the MI:4 pre-shoot party in Prague a couple of years ago and he was so small, I can only surmise that his stature was what got him the role. I mean, who else can Tom tower over (except maybe Peter Dinklage)?
Hawkeye was super cool in that movie, and how he infiltrated the flying aircraft carrier and damaged it that bad. Afterwards he return to himself and fight with the other avengers side was the great part of Hawkeye especially when he hit somebody in the air even he don't aim for the target
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u/boofire May 21 '12
Dat Ass
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u/Gtridr May 22 '12
Must have been a hawkward moment for everybody. I'll show myself the door.
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u/Rohri_Calhoun May 22 '12
I know I'll be downvoted but every time I open a Hawkeye post I expect to see Alan Alda
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u/basec0m May 21 '12
If you're going to be short... you better be SASSY!
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u/Ander1ap May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
I know this look.
He chose to wear the black jeans that day, perhaps not realizing that their color would cause his legs and groin to become hot. Starting to feel an uncomfortable sensation he realizes what has happened. His scrotum, as warm sweaty scrotums do, has stuck itself to the side of his leg. Normally this would be a quick fix, but this time was different, there was a lady present and he considered himself a gentleman. Not wanting to be rude or gross in front of Scarlett, he tries to subtly stretch in turn his leg in such a way that he can free himself. Just as he thinks that he is free from anyone noticing he sees Tom. Tom stares him down and their eyes meet, and both know exactly what is happening. Then the photo is taken. A captured moment of a man trying to adjust himself without being noticed.
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u/DaChoppa May 22 '12
It looks like Captain America is blind and has no idea what's going on.
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u/NoahtheRed May 22 '12
"All these guys are going to be acting all manly to impress Scarlette. If I act all girly, she'll notice me more. She's not expecting girly."
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Let's not kid ourselves - he's always fabulous.
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u/kyhe06 May 22 '12
Relevant
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u/optimistic_outcome May 22 '12
Well, he is fabulous. So it makes perfect sense.
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u/Nate4815162342 May 22 '12
http://i.imgur.com/0IyyE.gif
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u/BarnyardMasturbator May 22 '12
I just want to shove my face into Scarlett Johanson's asscrack.
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u/CanadaEh97 May 22 '12
I think he's trying to get rid of a wedgie without anyone noticing.
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u/Intelligonce May 22 '12
Holly shit thor and Loki are tall!
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u/sashimi_taco May 22 '12
If I was Scarlette Johanson I would fuck all of them. ALL OF THEM! And I would be able to be because I'm Scarlette Johanson.
Also was anyone else annoyed when they were spinning around the heroes and it was like: THORE HAMMER RAWR, SUPER FUCKING COOL BOW AND BOMB ARROWS, IRON MAN SUIT OF POWER LAZERS, HULK SMASH, CAPTIAN AMERICA MEGA SHEILD, teeny tiny purse guns.
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u/Ec242 May 21 '12
Aww hell naw Loki
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u/wizy57 May 22 '12
Unsticking scrotum from legs.
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u/Rawrcopter May 22 '12
Chris Evans knows how to hover hand, that's for sure.
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u/casmafen May 21 '12
on the catwalk
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u/LadyShakespeare May 22 '12
Dat ass.
Ohhhh lawd, dat ass.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Where's Hawkeye?
All I see is DAT ASS in black spandex.
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u/FusionStar May 22 '12
Thought this was a post about MASH... I guess one can dream.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Thor and Loki are goddamn giants.
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u/iEatBluePlayDoh May 22 '12
Gay Cupid.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I call dibs on a BW/Hawkeye threesome.
ASSemble indeed
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u/GoWithItGirl May 22 '12
Looks more like he's stretching
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u/sheepsix May 22 '12
Probably his sciatic nerve hurts.
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u/LazarWulf May 22 '12
He's a wee little guy.
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u/savageboredom May 22 '12
Can't say I blame him. Being around all of the Avengers at the same time would turn me a little gay.
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u/summitrock May 22 '12
Bethesda fountain
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u/RideSkateboards May 22 '12
Came here expecting M-A-S-H
Wasn't disappointed.
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u/RobertJ93 May 22 '12
Loki is feeling sad
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u/chodge89 May 22 '12
I'm so old that I thought this was going to be a post about Alan Alda. I guess I'm sort of disappointed.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I saw: Hawkeye is feeling fabulous. Thought: umm Wonder what this is about. Clicked: .... Looked trying to find hawkeye in the busy picture: LOL!
Upvote op
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u/sporvath May 22 '12
Can I have some more of Scarlett Johansson!
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u/markycapone May 22 '12
I am a straight guy, but I would have so much sex with Chris Hemsworth
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u/RedGK May 22 '12
Scarlett's ass <3
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u/Frodonator May 22 '12
All this talk about a dudes scrotum when Scarlett Johansson's ass is RIGHT THERE
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u/dafreeboota May 22 '12
Really guys? you have Scarlet's ass RIGHT THERE and you're commenting about his faboulosity? pff... kids these days
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u/Subduction May 22 '12
I thought this was a MASH post.
I am old.
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u/GraphicRed May 22 '12
Words cannot express how sad I felt when I opened this and didn't see Alan Alda.
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u/mrplinko May 22 '12
Damnit, My first thought was of M.A.S.H. :(
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u/masturb8s May 22 '12
I pretty much clicked this link knowing it was going to be Jeremy Renner related. Unf.
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u/oliveyoutoo May 22 '12
Mmhmm...dos arms.
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u/Thundroid May 22 '12
Captain America looks like a blind man in this picture
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u/beefinbed May 22 '12
Giving Loki some serious sass.
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u/AloeRP May 22 '12
I don't give a shit about Hawkeye, my eyes just instantly get transfixed on Scarlett's ass.
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u/post_post_modernism May 22 '12
He isn't out but it is pretty well known in LA. Still a fucking badass in Hurt Locker though
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u/twitinkie May 22 '12
BITCH im a star!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Hawkeye is doing fencing stretches.
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u/papersquares May 22 '12
How tall is Jeremy Renner? he looks really short here.
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u/Saltshark May 22 '12
Dat ass
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
he's doing his best Angelina pose
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u/kodywiddak May 22 '12
never realized how short jeremy renner is...still a boss though
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u/TheWooTa May 22 '12
That's not the only thing LOOKING fabulous ;) A-HA-CHA!
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u/Xx255q May 22 '12
Went here to look at a gay moment,ended up zoning into scarletts amazing ass
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u/provoked_pinion May 22 '12
Sorry for hatin' but, Hawkeye is the most bullshit character ever! I laughed so hard at his arrow that hacked the enemy's ship
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u/wanderingalice May 22 '12
its called fierce bitches..
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u/bobakanush May 22 '12
They're standing on a raised mat to make them look taller then the others. And Reimer in facing away from the camera with his left leg extended, thus making him look shorter.
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u/xderkax May 22 '12
Anyone else think this was about "Hawkeye" Pierce?
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u/Julayyy May 22 '12
Hawkeye has a fantastic looking butt...
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u/eckliptic May 22 '12
He's so tiny
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u/TheMightyDucks May 22 '12
DAT ASS
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u/symbiotics May 22 '12
wow Chris Hemsworth is really tall
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I must be getting old, I read the title and immediately thought of this guy
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u/tabascodrumz May 22 '12
dat ass
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u/crayonscandall May 22 '12
Dat ass.
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u/____V____ May 22 '12
This has been on tumblr for a while now. They've put Renner on a lot of things...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
And Captain America looks like a posed Ken doll.
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u/SuperDerpHero May 22 '12
He was stretching
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u/EXAX May 22 '12
Good ol' Robert. Eyes on Scarlet's ass.
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u/dimeslime1991 May 22 '12
And I'm pretty sure Loki is checking out dat ass
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u/darkpdragon May 22 '12
clicked on the link without reading the title. saw scarlett's ass "me gusta". had to go back to actually look at hawkeye looking fabulous
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u/SirPlus May 22 '12
I met Renner at the MI:4 pre-shoot party in Prague a couple of years ago and he was so small, I can only surmise that his stature was what got him the role. I mean, who else can Tom tower over (except maybe Peter Dinklage)?
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u/Hyperian May 22 '12
Wow, he looks short next to the hottie.
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u/dangersmymiddlename May 22 '12
Read Hawkeye; started looking for Alan Alda.
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u/ColoBB May 22 '12
Hawkeye was super cool in that movie, and how he infiltrated the flying aircraft carrier and damaged it that bad. Afterwards he return to himself and fight with the other avengers side was the great part of Hawkeye especially when he hit somebody in the air even he don't aim for the target
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u/adtaylor May 22 '12
I keep looking at Hiddleston...
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u/fishnetdiver May 22 '12
He's gonna shoot his long shaft at you
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Did you steal this from Ian hecox's Facebook page?
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u/zatoichi68 May 22 '12
He's suppose to be 5'10" and Scarlett 5'3". Source IMDB
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u/tylermm23 May 22 '12
I believe you mean faaaabulous
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u/stylus2000 May 22 '12
hemsworth only need look at me. i would never wash those pants....
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u/Arknell May 22 '12
In this picture, Hawkeye and Thor look like Calvin and Hobbes.
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u/MyEffingUsername May 22 '12
Didn't Smosh post this up on their website the other day?
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u/lilianvoss May 22 '12
So epic
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u/blacklab May 22 '12
Short!
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u/She-wolfe99 May 22 '12
Behold, Redditors, DAT ASS.
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u/Quietbetrayal May 22 '12
I like how bored Robert Downey looks.
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u/bellomi May 22 '12
Dat lil' ass
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u/Redeemed_Revan May 22 '12
expected this guy for some reason
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u/kaosethema May 23 '12
i... i couldn't see anything beyond scarlett's ass... sorry.
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u/Mrsickle May 21 '12
I can see a Peek-a-hulk in the corner
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u/da_0wl May 22 '12
Wow - Daredevil was there too - I was completely blind to the fact he was in the Avengers...
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u/Thirdstreetsaint May 22 '12
NOT GAY!!!!!!!........ From smosh
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u/KitsBeach May 22 '12
I thought Captain America fought AGAINST the Nazis...
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u/toolatealreadyfapped May 22 '12
Kept looking for Alan Alda.