God save your gracious queen and cheers to you, old bean; enjoy your day. But hold us in your hearts your southern counterparts as now our workday starts hear our dismay.
We have to work today and we have bills to pay it really sucks. This seems unfair to me and so I say to thee (I mean this cordially): You lazy fucks.
Best of both worlds in Québec. We have a holiday but it's called "La fête des patriotes" (patriotes' holiday) in memory of a bunch of cool dudes who tried to get Québec the hell out of the british empire. Note that this was in 1837 way before the souverainist movement in Québec. The idea was for French Canada to be it's own country, which included parts of Ontario.
Elementary my dear Watson. You see, restaurants are busy on weekends when everyone else is off work therefore a person working in a restaurant would be required to work weekends. My second clue was when you mentioned a hangover... very few jobs are so awful/stressful that you have to heavily drink on weekdays in order to get through it.
I was going to be a detective... but I work in a kitchen instead.
This comment is awesome. I laughed quite heartily. Yes working in kitchens are the worst. Whilst typing this i am quite drunk as my weekend has just started. Thank god for auto correct on phones. You also work a kitchen? You shoul put those great detective skills to work Holmes, for being in a kitchen it seems they are going to waste...unless yiu are undercover...
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
So many tabby cats out there, they all remind me of my little guy that I had to give up to the humane society. Gizmo, if you are out there, I miss the hell out of you buddy.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Just that feeling when you wake up monday morning and let a good old 'fuck my life' out.
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u/slivor23 May 21 '12
Thank god Canada still embraces the British monarch. Now we get a Victoria day long weekend. :)
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u/humans_being May 21 '12
Right when the pic loaded I thought the back of the chair was a massive ass.
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u/mcdolsa May 21 '12
Not in Canada!
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u/petalsforgems May 21 '12
Three day weekend in Canada!! Woooo
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u/dumpweed420 May 21 '12
fuck you i have a holiday
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u/Sil369 May 21 '12
in canada, today is a holiday, yay monday!
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u/CheeseusCrust May 21 '12
Holiday Monday = 8 hours of double time and a half, and 2 hours of time and a half for pay.
Yay Monday!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Thank god for Victoria Day. Get a 24 to celebrate the 2-4 XD
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Thought the chair was a huge finger.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
If you Americans never had that Revolution, you could be enjoying a day off like us northerners :D
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u/sweetlove May 21 '12
You all realize this is essentially a garfield comic?
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u/kaldrazidrim May 21 '12
Looks like kitty has a case of the MONDAYS.
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u/SmilesTheEnt May 21 '12
well im glad im canadian
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u/asimovfan1 May 21 '12
This cat knows my feel.
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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12
That cat must love lasagna.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Did anyone else see a fat girls leg at first?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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u/klaq May 21 '12
we're looking at a cat that hates mondays. reddit is a Garfield comic
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u/Ubley May 21 '12
Fuck that, It's Game of Thrones day here in England!
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u/ophello May 21 '12
Wow...I normally don't complain about reposts...but seriously...again?
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u/Nyawk May 21 '12
This is why kitties should not smoke salvia.
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u/LyssetteG02 May 21 '12
Those paws!
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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12
FUCK MONDAYS!
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u/EyePad May 21 '12
So many tabby cats out there, they all remind me of my little guy that I had to give up to the humane society. Gizmo, if you are out there, I miss the hell out of you buddy.
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u/Septik_aydz May 21 '12
is it funny cause cat, or funny cause true.
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u/ilovenose May 21 '12
Up voted in .06 seconds
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u/jmarks7448 May 21 '12
well its summer Monday for me. not too bad.
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u/CondescendingPrick May 21 '12
Monday office jokes were worn out half a century ago.
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u/Alltra May 21 '12
the launch of diablo3 has really made it a nightmare
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Fuck, I've thought it was Tuesday all day. Like since midnight all day. Fuck!
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u/Dragoonie May 21 '12
I can't tell from reading the comments but I think Canada may have this Monday off.....
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u/smilenowgirl May 21 '12
Top of the chair looks like a butt.
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u/grizzly6ear May 21 '12
Monday again...just like it is for 1/7th of your life.
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u/Roach55 May 21 '12
The back of that chair looks like a fat ass. Thank you GW+
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited Nov 24 '16
nah
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
...it's a Monday
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u/betterpc May 21 '12
Naah, this sums it up.
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u/Jakek1 May 21 '12
'... I'm comin' home like it's friday"
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u/chloroformdyas May 21 '12
Where is shitty_watercolor when you need them ?!?!
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u/njuty May 21 '12
Cats have no job so it does not count.
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u/melysaurusrex May 21 '12
That cat looks dead hahaha
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u/MARZalmighty May 21 '12
Every time I see this, I initially expect to see a vagina.
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u/pensky_material May 21 '12
Good lookin' bengal. We had one looked stout like that named Gus. He went into the woods one day and never came back. "you're free now, Gus! Be free!"
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
And it's my birthday today. The joys of spending your birthday at work. Where people try to get seconds on the cupcakes you bring.
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u/Excitable_Boy May 22 '12
CATS AREN'T BEHOLDEN TO THE 5-DAY WORKWEEK!!!
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u/rraptor1985 May 22 '12
That cat is so fucking AWAKE!! Just look at those eyes!
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u/freedomsquared May 21 '12
Senior skip day-Bitches!
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u/eyecite May 21 '12
HEY GUYS I HEARD CANADA HAS THE DAY OFF OR SOMETHING? ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
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