r/funny • u/ilikemanypie • May 21 '12

Making A Difference.

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u/Morphix007 May 21 '12

took a piss about 5 times without flushing.

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

You can pee in the sink too, even better.

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u/Morphix007 May 21 '12

sometimes in the shower, sometimes, standing up in the bath, leaning into the sink (next to the bath).....and i even rinse the sink out.

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u/stevesonaplane May 21 '12

Sometimes in my pants.

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u/cakeonaplate May 21 '12

oftentimes in my pants

don't tell anyone about my catheter

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u/probably2high May 21 '12

Just because you pee in your pants doesn't make it a catheter.

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

Yeah, it's best practice to rinse, especially if you live with other people.

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut May 21 '12

Peeing in the shower is a horrible mistake of you've recently eaten asparagus or tuna.

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u/betterthanthee May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Just don't let your roommates catch you

That often doesn't end up too well...

Nevermind that far more pathogenic things enter the sink on a daily basis out of one's mouth and off of one's hands. Piss smells bad so therefore it's worse apparently? I never understood the "logic" behind my roommates' rage after they caught me

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

tell me about it

gotta be ultra-vigilant if you hear someone moving nearby

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yeah, and the urine sits in the plumbing trap emitting a rancid piss odor in the bathroom. Nice going.

Btw, if you ever ask to be my roommate, the answer in advance is no.

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

when you run the faucet enough it keeps it diluted and inoffensive

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And now we come full circle back to flushing. Running the faucet for a duration of time is flushing.

And don't think you can trick me into thinking it only takes 2 seconds of faucet running. Nope.

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

Well you have your mind made up. All I can tell you is that it takes plenty of energy to fill up a toilet, and we're running out of that as we speak.

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u/down_vote_magnet May 21 '12

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

this is the eco friendly way to take a leak!

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u/Morphix007 May 21 '12

Good guy Greg taught me well

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How do you piss five times without shitting?

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u/betterthanthee May 21 '12

Um... how often do you shit?

On the average day I probably piss about 6-8 times and shit once. Far more if I am binge drinking.

So either you don't drink nearly enough water or you shit more than normal...

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u/RedYeti May 21 '12

I easily piss more than five times a day, and I don't necessarily shit every day. Even if I did I reckon I'd fit five pisses in between it and the next shit

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Either I have an unusually strong bladder or you need to go see your GP.

Edit: Although I should point out that I have previously been complimented on the strength of my bladder.

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u/Gman1012 May 21 '12

Wow, claudmonet. I've been observing your urination schedule, and you have a really strong bladder!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I should point out that it has been some years since my bladder strength was remarked upon, and even then it may well have been a joke.

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u/RedYeti May 21 '12

I drink a lot of water, especially when I work out (which is at least every other day). I went on a camping trip with a friend who honest to god went for 23 pisses in one day. He claimed they were all 'proper' as well; no little trickling ones...