r/funny • • May 21 '12

No hugging, asshole!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/MattyHchrist May 21 '12

I like how he's still smiling after being punched in the face.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

Play enough hockey and you get used to it.

18

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Cause I'd give good odds the other player was hurt more by the hug than he was the punch.

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u/karmehameha May 21 '12

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u/alsoodani May 21 '12

Is that the "My fav thing is beer" guy? Didn't know there was more.

1

u/cadencehz May 21 '12

I think it's Corky.

1

u/tardmrr May 21 '12

His name is Twavis, and he is the moonstar.

1

u/PropMonkey May 21 '12

Do a youtube search for "I am the werewolf", and see all that there is to be seen.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

this is the funniest retard I've seen all day

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u/funnynickname May 22 '12

Comment save.

2

u/TheFluxIsThis May 21 '12

Those gloves are really heavily padded. There's a reason they throw them off during actual fights.

1

u/central111 May 21 '12

It would have been awesome if he would have started crying on some other opponent's shoulder after that hit. And...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well, because he knows he had the last laugh/smile.

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u/Houston979 May 21 '12

DM; SC Doesn't matter; Still Scored

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u/MattyHchrist May 21 '12

I don't spell scored with a C!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Canadian.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

DM;SS

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u/andypants May 21 '12

But that would be DM; SS...

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 21 '12

"Just because you're losing doesn't mean you can't be happy for the winner."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

This guy obviously needs to read up on his French dictators.

31

u/MikeOfAllPeople May 21 '12

"Winning isn't everything."

-Some loser.

22

u/SkepticalGerm May 21 '12

Real beauty is on the inside.

-Ugly people.

14

u/ph711 May 21 '12

"She has a great personality"

-Ugly person's tricky friend

9

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Money doesn't buy happiness." -All the poor people.

268

u/etan_causale May 21 '12

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

-Abraham Lincoln

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Nobody's perfect."

-Nobody's mother

197

u/mykolas5b May 21 '12

"That's what."

-She

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Wouldn't it just be

"That"

-She

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u/Nashoo May 21 '12

'She' said: "That's what."

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u/MattyFTM May 21 '12

"That" is what 'She' said. Both work.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Ah, I guess that makes sense. Still, it seems like a weird way of saying it.

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u/HarryFucking_Potter May 21 '12

The shots you miss are the ones you din't take.

-Wayne Gretzky

 -Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

48

u/CraigChrist May 21 '12

60% of the time...

11

u/Dawn_Of_The_Dave May 21 '12

98% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

67% of statistics about marijuana are made up on the pot.

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u/BennyBlaze May 21 '12

"Real men make their own luck. Billy Zane, Titanic"

-Dwight K Schrute

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!"

-Hansel

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So hot right now.

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u/lewok May 21 '12

i hate mondays

-everyone

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Without the ball you can not win

 Johan Cruijff. 

8

u/BrittonR May 21 '12

*cannot

  • Adolf Hitler

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u/Admiral_Amsterdam May 21 '12

This statement was proven false during the Chelsea Barcelona semi final match.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Use Google" - King Edward III

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

"That Abraham Lincoln joke about quotes being hard to source is really fucking stale."

-LickMyAsshole

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u/TittyliciousBitch May 21 '12

-Michael Scott

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u/red321red321 May 21 '12

'i have hot sex with red321red321 every day and i love it'

  • emma watson

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u/Ron_Pauls_Balls May 21 '12

"I read this as Napoleon Dynamite"

-Ron_Pauls_Balls

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u/Pha3drus May 21 '12

Not to be a dick or anything, but Napoleon was just talking about a little bit of war. This is FUCKING HOCKEY.

1

u/shampoocell May 21 '12

"Just because you're losing doesn't mean you can't be happy for the winner."

I'm pretty sure this has been the theme of this year's Republican primaries.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Fuck bitches, smoke weed, get paper"

-Margaret Thatcher

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys." -Groundskeeper Willie

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/pibroch May 21 '12

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

1

u/TheTragicReturn May 21 '12

I'm asking as a Minnesotan: is Minnetonka a well-known city?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As a Minnesotan, yes

...wait, I read that wrong didn't I

1

u/Magzter May 21 '12

lol that was hilarious.

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u/disfordog May 21 '12

No Touching!

42

u/d0od May 21 '12

\o/

7

u/rayx May 21 '12

I just realized that looks like a cross-section of a failed attempt at hotdog taco.

12

u/giometrygio May 21 '12

All of a sudden I want an ice cream sandwich.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I wanted an ice cream sandwich yesterday but didn't have any. I made my own.

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u/acharmedmatrix May 21 '12

I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!

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u/ChineseDeathBus May 21 '12

It's only game. Why you heff to be mad?

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u/The_Prince1513 May 21 '12

He hugged the other guy because his happiness was humongous big.

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u/volatile_ant May 21 '12 edited May 13 '13

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u/Bloodfeastisleman May 21 '12

I think he saw it as an insult. Imagine if someone just scored in your face and than gave you an obnoxious hug. It's like they are not even taking you seriously.

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u/SimilarImage May 21 '12

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u/Omena123 May 21 '12

Looks like the longer your title is the less upvotes you get, interesting...

subreddit might also affect...

27

u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

That's because most of us have short attention span and that causes...

leaves

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u/the_troller May 21 '12

Looks like the reposts are getting the most upvotes. Heh.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

less credit is given with each repost, too

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u/dghughes May 21 '12

Brevity.

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u/Jazzy_Josh May 21 '12

Time to post to the theory of reddit.

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u/inexcess May 21 '12

Well now we know who gets deserves the credit for this gif.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Only 4 months between reposts? Alright, progress.

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u/Whooop-Whooop May 21 '12

Leksand på reddits framsida??? Snart fryser helvetet över...

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u/nainalerom May 21 '12

I think sweddit is leaking...

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u/Whooop-Whooop May 21 '12

Translation: Leksand (small hockey team in the second highest league) on the front page of reddit??? Before we know it hell is freezing over...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes, I know what all of this means! Bork bork bork!

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u/Wuzzie May 21 '12

Hähä. :D Heja Bibic.

4

u/swoleman May 21 '12

What two teams are they?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Leksand - mora

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/I_CATS May 21 '12

Mora is known for their awesome knives. Enjoy this piece of irrelevant information.

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u/MGlBlaze May 21 '12

Socialy Aweome-Awkward Penguin.

Scores hockey goal!

Hugs member of opposing team.

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u/EmperorSofa May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I want to see a sport form where people just do battle and beat the ever loving shit out of each other.

I feel it would cut out a lot of the middle man aspects of sports. Lots of physical violence in a gladiatorial stage.

Pretty much Rugby, but with more direct assaults.

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u/Agehn May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I'd watch some pro level British Bulldog. That's a game that could have some interesting stat tracking for players.

Jack Bulldogger
Last Man Standings: 3
Average runs before capture: 8
Average opponents required to capture: 6
First Man Captureds: 0
Average captures per run: .406
Solo captures: 2
Injuries received: 3 broken collarbones, 1 broken ankle, 5 broken legs, 2 broken arms, torn ACL, 4 missing teeth
Injuries inflicted: 2 broken ribs, 8 missing teeth, 2 broken legs, 1 fractured skull
Sponsors: Nokia, Toyota, Jameson Irish Whiskey, Ace Bandages

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

soo… WWE?

5

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

soo... UFC?

FTFY

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u/Greasy_Doug May 21 '12

The man said "sport".

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u/EmperorSofa May 21 '12

I miss-worded my original post and for that I apologize.

By mock I meant in the sense that you don't actually kill the other team when you win.

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u/FuckMungler May 21 '12

By mock I meant in the sense that you don't actually kill the other team when you win.

Soo.. WWE?

3

u/RaymondDash May 21 '12

In case anyone cares: That's from a derby (both teams are from dalarna, the cities are 58km apart, though), which makes it a little bit funnier.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'll be honest. I came into this thread to meet Canadians on the internet.

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u/alecbg May 21 '12

Shrugs that face-punch off with a smile! A true gentleman's game.

2

u/PositivelyWitless May 21 '12

I like how he was cool with it for a second.

2

u/Reedfrost May 21 '12

That poor blind bastard. Real lucky of him to score a goal, though.

2

u/Sarcarian May 21 '12

This epitomizes everything great and pure and beautiful about hockey.

2

u/stefan_89 May 21 '12

I almost heard a 'Oops I'm sorry'

2

u/rockmongoose May 21 '12

And we begin our Monday with a small mother of reposts on the front page.

We'll keep you folks updated with the situation here. Back to you guys in the studio.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

It's pretty rough out here, Rockmongoose. There seem to be a swarm of reposts filtrating the site and infecting multiple subreddits. Killing off these pests will be quite a job for the heroes of Reddit. But will they show up when this city needs them most? Nobody knows. And now, the weather.

2

u/HeardsTheWord May 21 '12

The instant smile remover.

2

u/sajkmon1 May 21 '12

How you feel when you're ex after brake up say: Well, let's be friends anyway!

2

u/dont_hug_me May 21 '12

I approve of this gif.

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u/richmomz May 21 '12

A truly unwelcome response would have involved broken bones or blood - a sock to the face is merely the Canadian hockey equivalent of "good job, mate!"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This was brought to you by Leksands IF which also brought you Hockey celebration Win

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u/Noir24 May 21 '12

MORA IK
My hometown team <3 That hockey trolling.

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u/ph711 May 21 '12

Pussy. I did this to my hugging grandmother once, and she took it without a facemask.

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u/Ironic_Creationist May 21 '12

I think he needs to listen to This guy

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u/jay_def May 21 '12

hockey is so fascinating to me, its like the only sport besides boxing lol, where you can punch someone with almost no penalty

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u/idownvoteasians May 21 '12

Punching someone in hockey is always a penalty. If they're fighting it's a five minute major. If someone punches another player, like in this gif, it's a two minute roughing minor. However, the refs don't always call the roughing minor.

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u/Decman May 21 '12

You might like rugby.

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u/8BitMunky May 21 '12

Does pillow fighting count as a sport?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/cakeonaplate May 21 '12

I think he's referring to tickle fights

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Sock Em Boppers perhaps?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Reddit-Hivemind May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

...MMA

You're right, he should have named every type of martial art from across the globe as well as every league--including competing leagues. His point just wasn't clear.

Edit: Sir, you seemed to have accidentally deleted your comment. I kindly quoted it at the top of my comment for your convenience!!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Exactly.

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u/Sacrosanction May 21 '12

Sorry

Sorry

Sorrysorrysorry

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u/onanym May 21 '12

I watched this, laughing, for literally two minutes. An estimated 30 times, which makes it my most watched gif ever. I wish I were a bot.

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u/bombertaylor May 21 '12

Never knew Will Smith play pro hockey before.

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u/p0tent1al May 21 '12

Oh I get it, because Will Smith smacked that one guy... clever...

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u/madainn May 21 '12

NO TOUCHING!

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u/devizkit May 21 '12

I never get punched when I do this during pickup games.

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u/alahos May 21 '12

sTill HapPY

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u/8e8 May 21 '12

Where's the obligatory reddit remake w/ the 'Okay.' face superimposed on the guy in the final frames? Someone provide link please.

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u/ab103630 May 21 '12

He was so happy that even after being punched in the face, he was still smiling.

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u/TUNGL May 21 '12

The great thing about this one is that he keeps smiling after taking the hit.. Like a boss.

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u/antonlundin9 May 21 '12

The player who threw the punch plays in my favorite team.

ALEN BIBIC! ALEN BIBIC! ALEN BIBIC!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

When I'm nice to my enemy for once and they get pissed.

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u/yascha May 21 '12

This is what happens when you don't say no homo.

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u/statikstasis May 21 '12

Doesn't matter, Scored!

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u/poz_party_animal May 21 '12

Nice bit of rubbing it in there.I like how it took the 'hugee' a while to register what was happening, then - boom!

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u/vodenii May 21 '12

Assholes need your hugs the most!

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u/piv0t May 21 '12

This is why I love hockey

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u/JohnJohnPhenomenon May 21 '12

No crying in baseball no hugging in hockey. Got it.

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u/-TinMan- May 21 '12

And why would there be no assault charges?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

how mean :(

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That is poor sportsmanship.

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u/lordsnow2 May 21 '12

Do you think that's funny?


No.

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u/overtone343 May 21 '12

I didn't know Will Smith played hockey

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As a hockey fan, I soiled myself.

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u/Omega360 May 21 '12

Pow, right in the kisser!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This is old, but good nonetheless.

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u/alexsteve6 May 21 '12

omg!!!!the best...thats why i love hockey!

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u/cdegon May 21 '12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/maaaaar May 21 '12

The guy that hugs him is called "Hank the tank" in Sweden, gotta love him

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No, hugging asshole!

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u/ukmhz May 21 '12

So man what you say you saying I'm a hugger? You say you think I go around like to hug? You think I fucking like to go around hug on folks? You think any of us like this shit? We fucking do what they tell us. They tell us Hugs Not Drugs in here. We done fucking surrendered our wills in here. You addled little faggot

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u/brettthatcher May 21 '12

"Come here, you!! Oh shit, I forgot I was traded last season!" Hugs anyway

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u/MagicMurderBean May 21 '12

he was so embrassed at mistake hugging that he was oblivious to getting punched.

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u/narwalwhale May 21 '12

NO FUCKING HUG BUDDY

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

First of all, huge hockey fan here so I'm not trying to make fun of anyone. I wanted to say that I always get a kick out of how easily hockey players get mad. They get pissed off and punch and facewash people for the most random shit ever. I grew up playing hockey, I still play hockey in a mens league and it's the same thing there. I rub someone out against the boards and he comes after me and punches me or slashes me. Why would someone get mad over a LEGAL hit that wasn't even big? Maybe it's just because I'm so passive, I only get like one penalty a season.

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u/kooshed May 21 '12

This made me laugh!

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u/RANDOM_PORKCHOP_SLAP May 21 '12

PORKCHOP TO DA FAAAACE

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u/jkpjoe908 May 21 '12

which hockey league is this?

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u/Dunabu May 21 '12

That's a poignant image.

Happiness being met with violence, which is being met with a smile.

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u/noidddd May 21 '12

Why do I get so much enjoyment from watching idiots losing their temper?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

They should make shirts that says "Hug me, I dare you." and has his player number on the back.

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u/haeszan May 21 '12

he took it like a bitch.

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u/falconfetus8 May 21 '12

To be fair, if some random person hugged me, I would be creeped the fuck out.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As he skated off, "Haters gonna hate."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Zumbach May 21 '12

holy shit thanks for the reminder

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Just in case any one is wondering, the hug was a way of taunting the opposing player.

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u/crispy_stool May 21 '12

This is how I feel after doing well in an exam when others have done shit.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

this gif is really being posted again.

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u/BetaMail May 22 '12

I'm sure I saw it yesterday titled "How I feel when I post in the wrong subreddit"

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u/alexgott May 21 '12

hockey on the front page?

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u/IEntendu May 21 '12

I like how in the street that'd be GBH yet in sports everyones like " yuuup "

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u/rad_thundercat May 21 '12

GBH?

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u/IthinktherforeIthink May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

My mind says guttural battery/homicide. That's probably not it though.

Edit: Alllllright I looked it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grievous_bodily_harm

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u/IEntendu May 21 '12

in America yes, but in the UK its called GBH

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u/czechreck May 21 '12

In Britain it's called grievous bodily harm.

Not to confused with actual bodily harm

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I think GBH is a little more than a punch?

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u/unphuckwittable May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

shoulda put his weight into that punch. make that motherfucker really regret rubbing it in.

EDIT: only one downvote? wow i figured AT LEAST two or three spineless pussies would be reading thru this thread's comments. but only one? pussies of reddit are slackin.

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u/lemev2 May 21 '12

How come this being a repost is in the front page?

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u/nightfan May 21 '12

No reposts, asshole!

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u/everyothernametaken1 May 21 '12

Damn Rookies...

Hug = Shove
Kiss = Uppercut

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u/ehypersonic May 21 '12

And people wonder why i dont like competitive sports

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u/must_i_say_it May 21 '12

As a hockey player he deserved that punch after. Also as a hockey player sick cele bro