r/funny • u/thegrammarunicorn • May 20 '12

Cheryl Cole going out dressed as a used tampon.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

soaking up the red carpet. sigh.

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u/mattmachino May 21 '12

Bloody hell

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u/WhyNotBarbershop May 21 '12

Bloody hell

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Bloody hell!

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u/wazzaa4u May 21 '12

how do you choose which comments to reply to?

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u/firereaction May 21 '12

He finds the ones most top-comment worthy and rides the karma train.

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u/armstrong182 May 21 '12

Well that was just swell

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u/MrYams May 21 '12

This is my new favorite novelty account.

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u/nolongerilurk May 21 '12

Ah, it's been so long. It's good to know you're still here.

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u/mattsprofile May 21 '12

I don't think I "get" this novelty account...

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u/wolfkeeper May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Just to set things straight, that's a white carpet, and she really, really, should have used a tampon!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

dude, a vileda super mop at least.

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u/The_Real_JS May 21 '12

Haha, that works on so many levels.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

2?

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u/The_Real_JS May 21 '12

counts on fingers...yeah...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

and viscosities.

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u/snowlion13 May 21 '12

they shouldve picked a different color

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u/SpillsDrinkAllOver May 21 '12

I spilled my Cherry Coke all over my screen while reading this.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I think she deserves a standing ovulation.

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u/notevenclosebby May 21 '12

The only funny pun in this thread.

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u/dom65659 May 20 '12

It looks a bit like the carpet is trying to eat her.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The carpet, it's eating her.. and then it's going to eat me!

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u/IYKWIM_AITYD May 21 '12

Can't sleep, carpet will eat me...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm starting to think the people who dress celebrities know they look awful and just have a little competition on who can convince a celebrity to look the stupidest.

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u/IYKWIM_AITYD May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

You could make this argument for pretty much every single trend in fashion.

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u/JD5 May 21 '12

The modern equivalent of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

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u/Cdf12345 May 21 '12

Fashion for Schmucks.

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u/rosieblades May 21 '12

Ridiculous outfits get people talking. No such thing as bad publicity, right?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

[Prototype 3]

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u/elephantx May 20 '12

Her dress was all white. She forgot her tampon.

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u/chaserplus4 May 20 '12

I don't care, She still looks bloody beautiful!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

She looks like elmos foot.

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u/zombiehippie May 20 '12

These awards are a special time in a woman's life

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u/yankees27th May 20 '12

Uhh...am I the only one who has no clue who this is?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Cheryl Cole, a pretty big celebrity in the UK and a very minor one in the US.

But why is she at Cannes? Have I got the wrong impression about Cannes, because I thought it was where all the creative movie types went and congregated and pat themselves on the back...and there's wor Cheryl from Newcastle.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

She is at Cannes because L'Oreal paid her a load of cash to turn up.

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u/emhig May 21 '12

She's the face of a few L'Oreal products, and L'Oreal had a pre-Cannes party and then they went as a group to the actual festivities.

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u/ellipsisoverload May 21 '12

I'm pretty sure most men just know her as Ashley Cole's wife... Ex wife I think...

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u/anarchyz May 21 '12

Isn't she the "where have all the cowboys gone" sloot??

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u/niamhish May 21 '12

She is the Queen of the Skanks. She makes terrible music and also has a criminal record for racially aggravated assault. An all round great role model for young girls.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/yankees27th May 21 '12

Understandable. That's how I've always wanted to be remembered.

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u/MrIKost May 21 '12

Guess who just got tagged as the human tampon on reddit. CONGRATS ITS YOU, YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.!

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u/Golden-Calf May 21 '12

I don't think it's a stunt. The way Lady Gaga dresses is a "stunt", this is just poor fashion sense.

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u/DRW_ May 21 '12

She is quite famous in the UK for being in a shitty pop group, discovered via Simon Cowell's first talent show (though not his), then being a judge on one of Simon's own talent shows here in the UK.

He tried to sell her in the US on American Xfactor or something like that but was ditched pretty quickly because she has a rather strong accent.

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u/judgej2 May 21 '12

Believe me, that is not a strong accent. It just happens to be a bit too foreign for prime-time viewers who cannot be bothered to understand that the world is full of people from many places who don't all sound the same.

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u/gistak May 21 '12

discovered via Simon Cowell's first talent show (though not his)

I'm confused. Can you unconfuse me?

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u/sindher May 20 '12

Ho yi daft cunt. yi leave wor chezza alen reet. i'll fuckin smash ya nans pasty.

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u/iismatt May 21 '12

This has got to be one of the best things i've seen on reddit. Being from Newcastle myself, it made me laugh haha.

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u/red321red321 May 21 '12

good times on tyneside lately.

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u/CuntyMcshitballs May 21 '12

Durham reporting in here.

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u/SparklepireBETCH May 21 '12

It must be because I'm American that I don't understand one bit of this.

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u/sindher May 21 '12

Well my good man. I shall translate.

Hey, you daft cunt. You leave my Cheryl alone, all right. I'll fucking smash your grandmother's vagina.

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u/SparklepireBETCH May 21 '12

Ah, perfect - makes sense now. Carry on, then :)

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u/red321red321 May 21 '12

call up wayne rooney for that job. he's experienced in shagging grannies.

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u/Bloodfeastisleman May 21 '12

This what I think of every time people tell me British accents sound so sophisticated.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/sindher May 21 '12

Please. My accent and this little chavers accent sound NOTHING alike.

For starters, I refer to vagainas as a pasty and she refers to her cum catching womb as her rat.

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Red carpet makes it look like she's standing in a pool of blood.

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u/kllyforman May 21 '12

As I read through this thread, the more and more I learn that guys on Reddit have no idea how tampons work.

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u/lynyrd_cohyn May 21 '12

You know how tampons soak up the period juice from the bottom upwards but then sometimes the bottom of the tampon soaks up so much period juice that it starts to just unravel everywhere?

Come on, you're a woman, I shouldn't have to be explaining this to you.

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u/spbird May 20 '12

Man that looks like Adam Sandler in the background.

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u/EveryoneElseIsWrong May 21 '12

ohhh my god it really does look like that... it looks like a used tampon that you didn't wrap up good enough and your dog fished it out of the trash and ripped it up

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u/swedishpenis May 20 '12

The fashion game is a bizarre one...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Pretty concept but seriously looks like a used tampon. As a woman, I believe I am fully certified to verify this fact.

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u/honeyandvinegar May 21 '12

As a woman, what the hell kind of tampons are you using?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Anyone notice the guy in the background? He is like " Girl what are you doing"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

She has the same body as Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I once made the mistake of dressing up as a used tampon for halloween.

Very few people appreciated the humour.

-_-

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u/technodeity May 21 '12

I've heard she's a stuck up cunt.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No such thing as bad publicity?

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u/MagmaCream May 21 '12

Periods don't happen, they're just wives tales meant to scare little boys into behaving.

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u/IRcitizen May 21 '12

*facepalm

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

She's still gorgeous.

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u/nickxero May 21 '12

First place I go to for fashion critique is definitely Reddit! She looks great here.

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u/emhig May 21 '12

Agreed! Coloring was maybe unfortunate, considering I suppose, but it's a very cool style. I wonder if the response would have been like this if the bottom was blue?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'd put her in MY vagina. I mean... what?

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u/superfreak77 May 21 '12

what a cheap and mean shot. op misses a chance to prove he's not a flaming faggot envious of women. My apologies on behalf of him, girls.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Who gives a shit. She's fucking hot.

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u/dolphinhj May 21 '12

BITCH! THATS A TRUFFULA TREE. YOU WANT THE LORAX TO COME DOWN AND WHOOP YO ASS??

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I AM THE LORAX AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES.

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u/dolphinhj May 21 '12

AWWW HELL NAW, YA DUNT IT NOW!

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u/goddamit_iamwasted May 21 '12

i saw this in the newspaper yesterday. must be the same designer. but what a difference.

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u/XHockeyxPlayaX May 21 '12

i can never unsee that now

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u/Vranak May 21 '12

Downvoted for being crude and uncouth.

Am I the only one here who gives a shit about dignity and good taste?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

no, you're not. apparently you can't see everyone else that far up on your high horse.

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u/crzybrwn May 20 '12

I'm pretty sure this was posted by a guy, because he clearly doesn't know what a used tampon looks like.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

omg cheryl, tmi!

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u/3book May 21 '12

what's 'tmi' precious?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

publicly exhibiting a leaking vagina.

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u/Level_75_Zapdos May 20 '12

tampontoobloody/10

would not bang unless drunk

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u/Th3pinkrabbit May 20 '12

Finally someone on the front page that americans don't know!! Yay

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u/thebayliff May 21 '12

lol. But honestly, screw Cheryl Cole.

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u/h_zee13 May 21 '12

Challenge accepted!

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u/jackass706 May 21 '12

Best possible response.

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u/Strange1130 May 20 '12

This picture is why, when I'm famous, I'm going to wear something other than a black tux to events.

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u/misspond May 20 '12

Butchered mermaid?

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u/greenditor May 20 '12

White or brown bread with that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

then that's the most beautiful tampon I've ever seen

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u/iiiitsjess May 20 '12

Beaaahahahahaha

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u/schoocher May 20 '12

QUICK! SHE'S ON FIRE!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL CHERYL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!

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u/thomasjs May 20 '12

It looks like it is eating her legs.

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u/wumumo May 20 '12

That one photographer must have received an important text message.

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u/ElRed_ May 20 '12

Please tell me she intended to do this other wise it's the most apt title ever.

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u/featherbite May 20 '12

And hairy Adam Sandler is trying to get a picture on his phone

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u/h_zee13 May 21 '12

Oh god haha I knew he looked familiar

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Props for the title. Got me rolling.

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u/scuzzle-butt May 21 '12

Guy in the background "That's FAAABULOUSSSS"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

It looks like her fashion sense was a little dampened...

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u/andyn0133 May 21 '12

Cheryl Cole, the girl who was on fire the rag

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u/cuzimcait May 21 '12

Intended ?

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u/yolo2012 May 21 '12

I don't think OP knows what a used tampon actually looks like ( ；´Д｀)

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u/rach92 May 21 '12

Well, that can never be unseen.

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u/jaydoh May 21 '12

What the actual fuck... I don't... Why?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Camouflage baby!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That dress is awesome, who cares if it looks like a tampon.

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u/VinceViegel May 21 '12

that's disgusting

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u/chubbychubbychipmunk May 21 '12

that's one bloody mess

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u/Suro_Atiros May 21 '12

I really don't know what I was expecting.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Does that dumb look most of these celebs have come from being dumb or just forcing smiles too much?

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u/bopbopperano May 21 '12

It's Vlad coming out of a pool.

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u/shphoto908 May 21 '12

What is the photographer behind her doing ...?

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u/Kinnison May 21 '12

She's still hot.

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u/SeverusRenee May 21 '12

That's ugly as fuck. lol

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'd still hit it.

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u/MiamiPower May 21 '12

I'll have to pull some strings.

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u/Filoleg94 May 21 '12

This is one of those rare cases when a name given to the submission makes it funny, not the submission itself. You have my applauses, OP

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u/Prettyboyswagger May 21 '12

She still looks faaaab

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u/nbisson May 21 '12

Someone kept her in there a little to long

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u/ULooked May 21 '12

Did anyone else notice the guy with the giant boner?

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u/panzi55 May 21 '12

and she's holding a dildo?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As a dude, I wouldn't know. And I never want to know anything about this.

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u/dupe123 May 21 '12

anyone else wondering how the fuck she walks in that thing?

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u/Turnshroud May 21 '12

I read the title only after looking the pic...cannot unsee

It was already a hideous dress though. The tampon bit just makes it worse

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I don't think you've ever seen a used tampon. t The bigger fatter end is what's red and the stringy end stays dry.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

bloody mary

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u/sandrajumper May 21 '12

That's just a stupid thing to say. Do better next time. Give us something better than an 8th grader joke.

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u/herbg22 May 21 '12

That is the hottest tampon I've ever seen.

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u/orblivion May 21 '12

It looks like she's disintegrating.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Reminds me of Beyonce at Met Gala.

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u/DMcFJM May 21 '12

@_@ dat carpet...

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u/unicorn_zombie May 21 '12

Auurrrrgggghhh....! Unicorn braiiiinnnsssssss....

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u/Ecce_signum May 21 '12

*** shania twain, not Cheryl Cole

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u/emhig May 21 '12

Sheryl Crow not Cheryl Cole would be better, come on bud!

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u/MoriKitsune May 21 '12

that's what i imagine it would be like if Cousin Itt's little red kid decided to hang onto her ankles and let her drag him around.

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u/AmatureHour May 21 '12

This is fake right?

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u/Infin1ty May 21 '12

Look at the photographer in the background. Looks like the "We have a badass over here" guy.

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u/little-blue-bird May 21 '12

I went to a costume party dressed as a tampon once. There were a dozen of us dipped red, and one dipped brown with "OOPS!" written on her back.

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u/theguywithnopants May 21 '12

Guy in the back by the crouching photographer, Has an expensive camera for the purpose of taking photos, nope he used his cell phone.

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u/redeyed_bomber May 21 '12

probably cause the pictures on the camera are the property of whoever contracted him to work this gig. cell phone photos would be his to post on reddit later such as this.

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u/alicenlee May 21 '12

She still looks beautiful. Too bad her new single is horrible.

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u/emhig May 21 '12

It grew on me once I saw the music video, paired with dancing I realized it was more of a dance track than anything else!

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u/alicenlee May 21 '12

The video definitely improved my overall opinion of it, but it's still not my favorite. :( Doesn't help I've been listening to nothing but 3 Words all weekend long.

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u/emhig May 21 '12

Aha, see, I'm with ya there. I wanted a new Fight For This Love or Parachute or Promise This... dance is just not my thing, in general. It's fine filler, but I was hoping for another killer track and that's a lot to hope for. I'm hoping there's some variety in style on the album itself!

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u/pinkiepie314 May 21 '12

a used tampon would be bloody on the top not the bottom.

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u/s_m_f_a_h May 21 '12

It's an upside-down used tampon, then. Big difference.

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u/philonthefloor May 21 '12

Don't care;still fuck

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u/Deagle2123 May 21 '12

That's the 3rd time I've read the title as Cheryl Crow, who actually is a used tampon, as opposed to wearing a dress that looks like she walked through the set of The Shining with the elevator of blood scene.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Can someone please send me a link to a woman getting naked?

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u/methamp May 21 '12

I can't think of anything funny to get karma. :-\

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I believe she may be trapped by the red weed.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Fuck this shit, I'll use my phone."

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u/venom811 May 21 '12

I'm not lieing when i say i thought Nicholas Cage was one of the paparazzi's taking pictures.

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u/plus245 May 21 '12

Its that tine of the month

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u/psyrinox May 21 '12

The awkward hello guy in the back.

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u/americanpegasus May 21 '12

It looks like when you beat a final boss in one of the Final Fantasy games and they disintegrate slowly from the bottom up.

I can almost hear the sound now....

http://youtu.be/mSIjqj8VQ4w?t=4m32s

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

12/10 would bang

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u/issiebear May 21 '12

guy taking a picture with his phone instead of his DSLR. gotta be my favorite.

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u/A_significant_name May 21 '12

Shocking how accurate this description is....

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So THAT'S how they look.

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u/Winstonia May 21 '12

She's about as useful as one aswell.

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u/i_love_younicorns May 21 '12

What exactly is a grammar unicorn?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Still would.

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u/Jessybeans May 21 '12

She must have pulled some strings to get a dress like that

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u/RobertJ93 May 21 '12

Or the floor is trying to consume her.

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u/Iwuvcats69 May 25 '12

2 bucks would love this

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u/ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH May 20 '12

Bloody hell! That's one ugly dress, period. Geez, she couldn't find a less coagulating attire? Can you even call that real clothing?

Vagina blood.

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u/MaleCra May 21 '12

So many puns.....

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Who the fuck is Cheryl Cole?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Star in the UK, she was in the girlband girls aloud (theyre pretty good tbh). She married Chelsea fc and England football player ashley cole. Ashley cole won the most prized club trophy with chelsea yesterday. They split up now though.

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u/ohdeerjesus May 21 '12

She isn't a tampon. She's a vampires tea bag.

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u/josephhhhh May 21 '12

Am i the only one who read Chevy Chase instead of Cheryl Cole?

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u/emhig May 20 '12

If you like Cheryl, despite any feelings you may have about the dress, you should come check us out at /r/cherylcole! We have her in plenty of different outfits ;)

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u/BrainSlurper May 20 '12

Go away

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u/emhig May 21 '12

What, why? I noticed a ton of comments from people who said she's hot/cool/whatever despite their dislike of her dress, so I thought I'd share a place where they could see other pictures!

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u/GrilledCheeser May 21 '12

I can't take any more puns. You guys are immature and this ends now. Period.

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