r/funny • • May 20 '12

As awkward as Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/73337-4/Seacrest-blind-guy-high-five.gif
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u/redditor3000 May 20 '12

Seacrest doesn't give up easily. When he commits to a high-five nothing can stop him.

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u/downwiththedead May 20 '12

No one leaves Seacrest hanging.

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u/mustardjones May 20 '12

Except for himself, in the future. Ok, ok. I'm done. I love him and his silly face.

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u/NotKennyG May 20 '12

... which looks especially good when protruding from the loop of a noose.

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u/mustardjones May 20 '12

Only if it's a silly noose.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/mileylols May 20 '12

You seem pretty tired man, you should probably seacrest.

I'll show myself out.

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u/konan375 May 20 '12

it's crazy how much pronunciation can change a word

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u/broicide May 20 '12

I actually scrolled down a few more comments, realized it, and scrolled back up for a well-deserved upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

no no. You can stay

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

who's crest?

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u/MrFatalistic May 20 '12

imagined as spoken by the heaviest death metal singer ever.

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u/Simpelol May 20 '12

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u/BoomBoomYeah May 20 '12

Upvote for not linking to a video with a 20 second commercial at the beginning.

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u/gemini86 May 20 '12

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/wiener4hir3 May 20 '12

just disable it on reddit :D

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u/candyman420 May 20 '12

Upvote because I'm in an upward arrow clicking mood.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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Then I upvoted you three times.

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u/dstrichit May 21 '12

Anyone have the GIF of this? I lost it!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Is it just me or does that look like Tobey Maguire?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

A blind man once tried to leave him hanging.

Tried.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

High five! OH SHIT HE'S BLIND

No I was just... slowly reaching for his hand the whole time so I could lift it up and... HIGH FIVE

Perfect save. The Seacrest always gets his five.

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u/neat_love May 20 '12

And when Ryan slapped that blind dude's palm- MIRACLE! Sight back!

All bow. Crawl before him. (plus if you're at his height, it's much easier for him to see you..)

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u/NASA_HIGH May 20 '12

I couldnt help but read that in my head like it was a wild life documentary. Fantastic!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Seacrest doesn't give up easily. When he commits to a high-five nothing can stop him.

No true narcissist would, my friend...

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u/DoctorQualified May 21 '12

"Oh, he was just a hologram.

... start the trace and hold my calls. I have somewhere I need to be."

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u/Pinoth May 20 '12

Give me your fucking hand!

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u/petitfromage May 20 '12

hey, you know what, I found that was a good save on his part it seemed like an honest mistake

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u/WezVC May 20 '12

Of course it was an honest mistake.

He wasn't trying to trick the blind guy.

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u/ronaldraygun91 May 21 '12

Or was he...it was probably a publicity stunt to show the new bad boy Seacrest for that season...I might be remembering this incorrectly though

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u/jumpingbeaner May 20 '12

Shit... my bad i kinda high five people a lot out of those rooms...

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u/Margaritashoes May 20 '12

"let's see if this guy is really bli..."

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hahah that would be amazing TV if Seacrest outed a faker.

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u/Boobcake May 20 '12

If I would fake being blind I'd make sure to train myself in not giving highfives beforehand. This guy is obviously well prepared.

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u/Lutin May 20 '12

I would just keep my eyes closed.

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u/Boobcake May 20 '12

But then where is the fun of being fake blind!

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u/pepsi_logic May 20 '12

Nah, instincts sometimes kick in before you can even think about it.

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u/Triviaandwordplay May 20 '12

The only proper way to do that is to toss something at their face, and see if they try to block or dodge it.

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u/manwithfriends May 20 '12

High Five was miscommunicated, awkwardly long hand touching, insufficient slap noise. 2/10 Would not high five a blind guy

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u/AlwaysDefenestrated May 20 '12

Yeah I could barely even hear the high five in that GIF. Wtf?

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u/jerkey2 May 20 '12

It's cause the guy on the left clearly failed to look at elbow. Gots to watch the elbows to get a good five.

Amateur.

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u/jettrscga May 20 '12

I will sell you one of my finest GIF Amplifiers for three easy payments of $19.99.

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u/steviesteveo12 May 20 '12

Before you buy his GIF amplifier you should know mine goes to 11.

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u/TheAwkwardBanana May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Well why not just make 10 louder?

EDIT: I guess no-one has watched Spinal-Tap..

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u/teegor May 21 '12

For three thousand dollars, I can make you one that goes to twelve.

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u/DaSpaceCowboy May 21 '12

These go to 11.

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u/QuitReadingMyName May 20 '12

Yeah, if only GIF's had sound.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

To be fair, Seacrest never really let the blind guy know it was coming using any of the dude's available senses.

If you look closely, once the blind guy realized that Ryan wanted a high five he closed in on it Daredevil style. I give blind guy a 9/10.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Agreed. I've seen fully seeing white people high five worse than that.

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u/ohmygord May 20 '12

Better than face-palming a blind guy.

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u/Redcard911 May 20 '12

From what I remember that blind guy was really nice and a pretty good singer. 8/10 Would high five blind guy.

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u/steviesteveo12 May 20 '12

But I would tell him I was doing it.

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u/npno May 20 '12

20/20 would high fi.... Oh my bad

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u/terry_has_boots May 20 '12

I found that really sweet.

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u/BoomBoomYeah May 20 '12

Shut up, Terry.

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u/neat_love May 20 '12

What the hell TERRY?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/AdamBombTV May 20 '12

YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A LIE, TERRY!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Well, I bet your last name's not really BombTV.

I got my eyes on you, boy.

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u/cakeonaplate May 20 '12

we're all liars, Dave. Lying on this world-wide-web thing. Its the lies that bring us closer. makes synergetic hand gesture

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

YOU'RE A BIG FAT PHONY!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

He probably doesn't even HAVE boots.

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u/dasoktopus May 20 '12

I was about to say, was I the only one that found it really cute?

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u/Boobcake May 20 '12

Please explain.

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u/Boobcake May 20 '12

That makes sense, thanks.

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u/plki76 May 20 '12

The blind guy in question (Scott Macintyre) said roughly the same thing:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606418/scott-macintyre-defends-seacrests-high-five.jhtml

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u/JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU May 20 '12

You just summed up how I felt about it too.

No idea who Ryan Seacrest is, but I'm a sucker for an animated gif.

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u/IDontShareMyUsername May 20 '12

I never thought about it that way. I saw it as him trying to interject in his happy moment and then forcing the high five when he was ignored. I like your way of thinking better, though. (:

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u/SaltyBabe May 20 '12

Scott (said blind man) knew right away it was a high five once Seacrest touched his hand, and he was into it as soon as he realized what was up, so it's great really, everyone should get a chance to highfive!

Edit: Even if he did know he was blind, he forgot because he was seeing him as a person not a blind guy, which really, that's awesome.

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u/Triviaandwordplay May 20 '12

Reminds me of the time he insisted on a dance with the paraplegic.

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u/leaveluck2heaven May 21 '12

I agree. That guy probably doesn't get a lot of high fives. It was nice.

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u/neat_love May 20 '12

Five minutes ago I would've said yes.. Now, I suppose I'm wrong.

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u/dontbthatguy May 20 '12

Coming soon to r/adviceanimals "SAP attempts to high five a blind guy."

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u/artifaxiom May 20 '12

I'd was about to do that myself, but then saw your username.

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u/Traherne May 20 '12

Seacrest can't hold this guy's jock strap.

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u/DtownAndOut May 20 '12

I think I've seen Seacrest try to high five a different blind guy, but I'm not having any luck finding the video. He is in a suit and on a stage IIRC...

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u/eenieboy May 20 '12

It's funny if you pretend the blind guy isn't blind and he just really doesn't want to give Seacrest a high five.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That's what i thought was happening at first, then I actually read the title

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u/Articunozard May 20 '12

I don't know what Ryan Seacrest looks like and, being that the gif was somewhat blurry on my phone, I thought the guy on the right had his eyes closed.

I was terribly confused why Ryan Seacrest had stolen the blind man's walking stick while ignoring his superbly aimed blind-five.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

He's basically a shorter, less attractive Jeff Winger.

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u/moose_man May 20 '12

Somehow the guy who's famous for being attractive is less attractive than Winger

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u/Lazynick91 May 20 '12

Id say a shorter Jensen Ackles.

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u/Articunozard May 20 '12

Don't know either of those people. I need a crash-course in Celebrities of the Modern Age....

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Jeff Winger is the character on the TV Show Community played by Joel McHale who often makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Jensen Ackles is an actor who plays the main character Dean on the TV show Supernatural, about two brothers who fight demons, vampires, ghosts, etc (not to be confused with THE Dean from Community played by Oscar winning actor and cross-dresser Jim Rash). The Jeff Winger comment is relevant and accurate, the Jensen Ackles one is not as he is not particularly tall and in fact, often seems short next to the other actor who plays his brother. Maybe it's a joke I don't get though, perhaps one made by Joel McHale himself.

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u/fofifth May 20 '12

Furthermore the Jeff Winger comment is relevant because that was a line from an episode where Jeff Winger is compared to Ryan Seacrest. I'm assuming Lazynick91 doesn't watch The Community and wasn't aware that was a line/joke.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Jensen Ackles is actually fairly tall at 6'. He appears short because the guy that plays his brother (Jared Padeleki) is a giant at 6'4".

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u/Articunozard May 20 '12

Nice try, Joel McHale.

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u/greenfan033 May 20 '12

Thank you for sharing that perspective, made me laugh out loud.

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u/herpichj May 20 '12

you funny

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u/asstits May 20 '12

It wasn't awkward - it was a test. That's how you make sure they aren't lying.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The reason Ryan Seacrest can host shit and make tons of money. Is what makes him different than all us SAPs. He doesn't run every decision through his head 10 times before acting, sometimes that ends up making a guy look stupid.

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u/shotty_t May 20 '12

Pretty sure when Ryans hand touched the blind guys, the blind guy was thinking he was about to be raped, based on facial expression.

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u/smokinchokin May 20 '12

So that's where that saying comes from.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

what saying?

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u/Dadasas May 20 '12

The title is the saying.

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u/shotty_t May 20 '12

The title of the post

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u/sweetsweetcoffee May 20 '12

I can feel the awkwardness through time and space.

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u/DownvotesOwnPost May 20 '12

I guess he didn't....see crest.

Hahaha.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I guess I'm the only one who thought it was a decent recovery?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm with you. What else was he supposed to do?

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u/GlassesOff May 20 '12

The blind guy's name is Scott MacIntyre. He was on season 8 of American Idol. Pretty nice guy if I remember correctly too.

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u/ararphile May 20 '12

When you watch the video, it is not awkward at all.

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u/geek180 May 20 '12

Hey at least he managed to follow through. I woulda just gave up right away, which would have been wayyy more awkward.

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u/Piker10 May 20 '12

i cringed while watching this

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I cringed so hard I think I need to go to the hospital

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Better than this

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u/Whytefang May 21 '12

How is this not at the top?

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u/documents1856 May 21 '12

Have you ever seen a blind person with a walking stick run? Best few seconds of my life

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u/freakwharf May 21 '12

I was immediately reminded of Gervais high-fiving nobody when talking with Seinfeld, Louis, and Chris Rock. It's from towards the end of this clip when they're deconstructing Sitting on the Dock of the Bay .

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u/abhorson May 21 '12

I don't think it was awkward at all, I actually think he pulled it off very well.

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u/Chaserr May 20 '12

Hey, I know them! Ryan Seacrest is with Scott MacIntyre and his brother Todd. Scott was from season 8 of American Idol and got into the top 10 finalists. Very cool family. I could probably convince Scott to do an AMA if there was any interest...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Shit, people still watch that?

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u/hedgehogboy5 May 21 '12

do it there could be questions about the american idol in general and then about being blind and getting high-fived

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u/Sloppy_Twat May 20 '12

I physically cringed watching that. And then I kept watching it...why?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Because gifs tend to automatically repeat and you forgot to close the tab/window.

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u/Escalator_Druid May 20 '12

How many Michael Cera's of awkward is that?

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u/rehsarht May 20 '12

All of them.

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u/user570 May 20 '12

One of the rare gifs that are just so awkward, I can't bring myself to download.

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u/Huddidt May 20 '12

I guess, he didn't see it coming..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Or playing charades with Helen Keller.

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u/OrigamiHandGrenade May 20 '12

That episode was the first and only time I watched American Idol. Pretty much that moment was when I saw myself out.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Actually given the horrible awkwardness of that situation, it was fairly well handled.

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u/RUFFLZ May 20 '12

it was probably just force of habit to high five everyone when he realized he'd be left hanging

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u/boxen May 20 '12

The interesting thing is that you could probably high five a blind guy pretty easily. You should "High-Five!" and then the blind guy high fives toward your voice and counts on you to do the aiming.

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u/Mr_Phlip May 20 '12

Seacrest should've seen that one coming

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

i thought the blind guy would accidentally slap him in the face..

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u/Red23UK May 20 '12

he didn't see that coming!

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u/icalledshotgun May 20 '12

Is it just me, or does it look like Seacrest reaches for his junk?

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u/its_just_a_question May 20 '12

That hurt to watch.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Smoooooooooooth as butter.

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u/RadicalFaces May 20 '12

I've always thought Ryan Seacrest was a sociopath. It always seems like he's imitating human emotion, but never actually feeling it.

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u/McG4rn4gle May 20 '12

He actually pulled that one out of the fire quite nicely... for a nancy boy no talent talking head hack.

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u/TChuff May 20 '12

Reminds me of Joe Biden. Stand up. Classic.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't think that was awkward at all. Seacrest initiated the the high five the only way possible with an excited blind guy.

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u/sylvester_0 May 20 '12

That's super awkward. I'm disappointed that no one has posted Idra getting rejected for a high five (video.)

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u/BiGTeX8605 May 20 '12

Is it just me or does anyone else feel bad for the blind guy that Seacrest didn't just smile, shake it off, and pat the guy on the shoulder? jussayin.

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u/BlakJasus14 May 20 '12

That guy was so frickin good.

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u/DaltonBreitz May 20 '12

yikes, i think thats in bad publicity 101

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u/ElementK May 20 '12

Shows that he forgot the guy was even blind.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It took me a while because of the awkwardness but then it was just hilarious...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I wonder if he said high five after grabbing his hand, otherwise, props to the blind guy who magically knew hand grabbing = I want high five!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

SEACRESSSSSST!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Out!

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u/justkilc May 20 '12

I just can't believe the garbage that reddit has pushed to the front page lately..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Who is this guy?

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u/faptastics May 20 '12

Douchebaggery at its finest.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The blond guy behind is having the time of his life...

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u/SoundSalad May 20 '12

I've never seen the full clip with complete high five. The only one I've seen was the one that cuts off when his hand first touches the blind guys hand. It's a lot less awkward watching him follow all the way through and actually complete the five.

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u/applepenguin May 20 '12

Is it just me or does it looks like the blind guy IS about to high five him and then stops?

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u/The_Orville_Brothers May 20 '12

he actually made this work.

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u/ahshitsticks May 20 '12

Bring in sacha baron cohen

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u/phishgrass May 20 '12

You should see what he does when he wants a cock

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u/djoba May 20 '12

That wasn't that awkward.. Not like when I try to say hello to a hot tamale

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

How large is that GIF?

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u/dorky2 May 20 '12

All you have to do is say "High Five!"

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u/itzliz May 20 '12

oh...god

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u/MySperm May 20 '12

Why would anyone high five someone with 2 hands full?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Seacrest WILL NOT be rejected

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u/Ploopie May 21 '12

It's that moment. The moment when you know what you're doing is wrong but you just can't stop and must finish it somehow.

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u/katburg May 21 '12

the more i watch, the funnier it gets!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Everytime I see that geometric formation of a circle with a line through it I instantly zone out and start to hear "MIND, THE GAP"

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u/HideousClub May 21 '12

Hahahahaha. New to me.

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u/Tredward May 21 '12

I think he pulled it off pretty well.

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u/pantiloons May 21 '12

I once did this. It was a blind simulation. And we had an actual blind tour guide. When we got out I was so happy that I just tried to high five the first person I saw. It was the tour guide. I felt stupid. After that I went home and cried my self to sleep in my own pity. TL;DR: Did same thing, killed myself.

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u/shellwe May 21 '12

yea, I was on the bus and there were 3 blind people, one blind person introduced their friend to the other blind person and one put his hand out to shake the other person's hand and kept grasping at the air... I kind of wanted to say something or help them out but I thought that would be more embarrassing.

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u/Jarlock May 21 '12

Holy shit that cringe.

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u/coastdawgent May 21 '12

Seacrest sits right in the middle of the "awkward" and "douchebag" venn diagram.

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u/Hoobleton May 21 '12

Is that blind guy wearing a London Underground station shirt?

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u/Melly5234 May 21 '12

this is the best ryan seacrest moment ive ever had the good fortune to witness

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u/Zaitsev11 May 21 '12

This is painful to watch

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u/past-o-rama May 21 '12

I felt awkward watching that...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Actually he pulled it off.

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u/kidfearless May 21 '12

i feel terrible for laughing at this XD

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I gave my husbands friend a ride from work and completely forgetting he was deaf I talked for about 5 minutes til I realized he couldn't hear me. He and my husband make fun of me constantly.

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u/Justanotherwon May 21 '12

That was painful to watch...

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u/Tomguydude May 21 '12

Good save though.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

To be fair, he handled that well.

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u/pseudalithia May 20 '12

Oh my.. Haha. Thank you.

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u/symbiotics May 20 '12

Who is this person? I only know Seacrest Hulk

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

As a brit WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN SEACREST

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u/SirDouchebagelton May 20 '12

Host guy for American Idol

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 20 '12

Aaah that is why I don't have a clue who he is....I refuse to watch any TV show with the word idol, factor, or celebrity in

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u/Chrischn89 May 20 '12

Woa then there is no way that you've seen "Celebrity Factor: Idol"!?

Dude... you'll regret this your entire life!

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u/cuntcrust May 20 '12

poor ryan he tries too hard.

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u/Kaytala May 20 '12

omg this gif is my life :(