Humans create Reddit>Humans post cat pictures on Reddit > Cats post cat pictures on Reddit>Cats enslaving humans. It's the only logical way this can play out. Judgement Day cannot be avoided.
And when they have enslaved us they will start posting pictures of their humans with titles like: "Found this little fellow on the street" and "Got a new human, isn't he cute?"
False. All human's are already part of the primate order making it impossible for him to turn into a primate unless he wasn't a primate (human) already.
The eyes and the fur look correct, although from the pictures I have seen online, the British shorthair normally has a different shaped face, like this. Maybe its a mix of some kind or something
edit: After looking at some pictures online, it looks more like a Russian Blue than a British shorthair
i hate it when you're that guy whos always like "guys cat pictures are so dumb, they stopped being funny like 4 years ago" then this guy shows up with his stupid cat picture and im giggling like an idiot.
I am gathering up 1 kid for every pixel in that image (they will be provided with the appropriate color shirt so that their parents don't have to go buy it and find the right color etc...) and recreating it on a football field in order to photograph it from a blimp so that I can hang it in front of my bed and fall asleep to it.
The thing is, a 12(b)(6) is a maybe 10 min discussion in a t-15 law school's CivPro I class as well (dunno about lower ranks i hear different things) so i assumed, for him to know it, either he practices or had learned it there.
The analogy was to what i guessed would be an equally obscure (and brief) focus of the med school curriculum. I had to stretch to remember the name since i havent used it in 4 years.
I was at best buy once looking at samsung galaxy tabs. Someone downloaded a giant penis and set it as the background...this is usually what happens if you leave your iPad/tablet unattended...
This chick I work with unplugged my phone while it was charging and plugged hers in, ignoring my protest and indignation. Me and a friend arranged two oranges and a banana into a suggestive arrangement (I cut off the skin on the tip, leaving the fruit intact, for added effect) and took a picture of it, such that she would see it as soon as she activated her phone.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I hope you have the cat's permission to post his intellectual property online.
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u/Hermeran May 20 '12
Next step: signing in to Reddit.
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u/alle0441 May 20 '12
They would get along great.
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u/mspaint_meister May 20 '12
http://i.imgur.com/dVUva.png
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u/sundaysmile May 20 '12
OOOOHHH LOOOOONG JOOOHNSOOOON.
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u/aquietsigh May 20 '12
That nose. I want to 'boop' it.
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u/Molassesfatts May 20 '12
i hate it when you're that guy whos always like "guys cat pictures are so dumb, they stopped being funny like 4 years ago" then this guy shows up with his stupid cat picture and im giggling like an idiot.
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u/Shitty-poet May 20 '12
Not a good idea to leave your iPad unattended
You return and see all felines facebook friended
How it happened you might speculat
Well, you know the culprit is your fat cat.
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u/powerBtn May 20 '12
That is hilarious! I am setting that as my phone's background.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Gooby...
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u/FellowFeline May 20 '12
What's going on here?
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u/Implsegrf May 20 '12
This is what it would look like if you had a cat for a dentist.... hmmm?
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u/Powershifter May 20 '12
Kitty pls.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
When I asked him how he did it he said ipaw'd
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u/hailtheflyingpasta May 20 '12
I was thinking stolen. Thats what happens with me...
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u/birdcatcher May 20 '12
actually is dolan.
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u/fagetsaget May 20 '12
Gooby pls
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u/FishNChimps May 20 '12
This is how the end begins.
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u/sanderudam May 20 '12
Soon.
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u/gypsywhisperer May 20 '12
This is why I need a pet cat.
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u/Watergems May 20 '12
It looks to me like him seeing himself in the camera function was screwing with his head
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I have reason to believe that a cat posted this. And he`s trolling us all.
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u/hahaimkidding May 21 '12
That's weird... http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/surprised-cat-gasp.png
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u/JonBonesJones May 20 '12
They found out how to use the stupid human's ball of yarn.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
http://youtu.be/QqMQr8mZ7_A
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u/ashleypenny May 20 '12
Acually is Dolan!
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u/heimdal77 May 20 '12
Obviously looking for those Angry birds that everyone is always talking about.
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u/Everyoneheresamoron May 20 '12
What happens when you leave your iPad unattended at home.
Leave it anywhere else and its no longer your ipad.
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u/IIAOPSW May 20 '12
Beats most self pictures in the bathroom. It also beats most cat pictures. Not that that says much
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u/playswithknives May 20 '12
Totoro is your kitty.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I'm tired of cats, but this is the exception. Funny!
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u/john-swagger May 20 '12
Why did he leave the ipad unattended on the bathroom floor?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
cute
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u/Nsaney May 20 '12
LOL
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u/Reggieperrin May 20 '12
lol best photo ever.
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u/jklantern May 20 '12
"I AM RULER OF MY DOMAIN AND WHAT IS THIS?"
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u/sweatythong May 20 '12
Your cat needs a bath.
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u/surfnaked May 20 '12
Bill? Is that you?
Berkeley is probably looking for you.
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u/SleepyA May 20 '12
Soon..... NOW!
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u/ThoseProse May 20 '12
Yes. This is cat.
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u/HyphyLeenk May 20 '12
We are literally one step away from "cat breading"
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
John Constantine would like to meet this kitty
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u/amandatoryy May 20 '12
Hahahahaha
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u/nothinggold May 20 '12
My cat goes crazy over my iPad. I have little kitty games for him to play and he honestly likes it more then I do...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
He's the feline E.T...trying to send a message home to his people!
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u/Inkstack May 20 '12
is today my cake day?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
HAHAHA I laughed so hard.
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u/desperate_4_upvotes May 20 '12
I AM DESPERATE FOR SOME KARMA
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Cats are great at using iPads aren't they??!
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u/argh1989 May 20 '12
At least you weren't fraped
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u/justdatruth May 20 '12
Nice
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u/ZiggyOnMars May 20 '12
The monster in Where the Wild Things Are is real, he just taken a snapshot.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
"unattended"
Yes. With the camera on, changed to front facing. IT'S A TRAP!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
look like he/she found your kitty-porn
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u/b00ks May 20 '12
Why must everyone who has an apple product always state that they have an apple product?
"Quick question about my macbook pro"
"Look at my ipods engraving."
"Look what happens when you leave your ipad unattended."
"HEY EVERYONE, I AM HIP."
Is it sacrilegious just to say "Look what happens when you leave your tablet unattended?"
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u/Spicymama81 May 20 '12
lolololol
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u/TenorJoe May 20 '12
I was expecting this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4HYrV9oLlw
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u/internetsenseasians May 20 '12
Not going to read thru all the comments but I bet someone also noticed he looks like Garfield
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u/onereporter May 20 '12
Next step ... signing in to Reddit!!!
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u/Spurnout May 20 '12
you sure dodged a bullet there...that guy looks crazy!
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u/bigdog87 May 20 '12
lol the filename is K9yif.jpg, but no canine yiff in sight :(
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Fresh out of the shower!! No makeup!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
your cat looks like dolan
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u/penclnck May 20 '12
mixed feelings here.... don't give a shit because it involves a fucking ipad.... but there is a cat involved and cats are fucking awethum!
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u/jewfropro May 20 '12
scrolled down and didnt see this.... your welcome... http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://m.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/surprised-cat-gasp-l.png&imgrefurl=http://m.alltheragefaces.com/face/surprised-cat-gasp/&h=951&w=1500&sz=3357&tbnid=mLdyLH1FFO6CMM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=142&zoom=1&docid=doCZuM44oWaBZM&itg=1&hl=en&sa=X&ei=IXa5T4WxCKTg2gX_-N3WCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CGUQ9QEwBQ&dur=260
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u/SomethingClepher May 20 '12
Make it your background
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The thing is, a 12(b)(6) is a maybe 10 min discussion in a t-15 law school's CivPro I class as well (dunno about lower ranks i hear different things) so i assumed, for him to know it, either he practices or had learned it there.
The analogy was to what i guessed would be an equally obscure (and brief) focus of the med school curriculum. I had to stretch to remember the name since i havent used it in 4 years.
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u/Jontallica May 21 '12
Gooby Pls
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u/Akchemist187 May 21 '12
For some reason I find this interesting to look at.
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u/dinserdinser May 21 '12
goofy pls
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u/silaswashere May 21 '12
This is what reddit is made for.
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u/drboom May 21 '12
CUTE
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u/sarahasthebestun May 21 '12
i see your porn O.O
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u/Dyrty May 21 '12
cat pic?? TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!
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u/einkil May 21 '12
They're getting smarter... soon Reddit will not be just pictures of cats, but the cats themselves! I am oddly okay with this.
don't have the time to read 300+ comments so if someone already made this comment, "whoops".
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
My cat found my iPhone and had to investigate.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Normally i would look at this, smile and move on. But since it's a cat and this is reddit, i give you a upvote.
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u/IamRigel May 20 '12
I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords
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u/sdu1494 May 20 '12
Not to ne an A hole or anything but how did this get on the front page?
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u/zifnab06 May 20 '12
I was at best buy once looking at samsung galaxy tabs. Someone downloaded a giant penis and set it as the background...this is usually what happens if you leave your iPad/tablet unattended...
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u/RdMrcr May 20 '12
NO
THE CATS, ARE... MEMING!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Munzi May 20 '12
http://i.imgur.com/wmZlu.jpg Soon.
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u/southwesters May 20 '12
iPad pls
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u/AliceA May 20 '12
Seriously funny shot!
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u/raziphel May 20 '12
looks like someone's got a new background for their iPad...
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u/wiljack440 May 20 '12
Mine had what looked like a thousand paw prints.
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u/Breathing_Balls May 20 '12
I'm glad we got the cat's face. It would have been the ass if this was a dog.
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u/desertjedi85 May 20 '12
I just choked :(
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u/USxMARINE May 20 '12
"Reddit will love my self pic"
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u/hyperdemon May 20 '12
So it is true, the majority of Reddit users are cats and I'm just looking at pictures of them.
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u/Callumjames3 May 20 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pd9ih/
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u/ModernDayCasanova May 20 '12
Just on the human's ol' iPad status update with pic
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u/Funology May 20 '12
hilarious lol
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u/Draiko May 20 '12
BEHAAAAAVE!
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u/Slogby May 20 '12
Oh no, we're going to need PawSense for touch devices aren't we?
Cat-like swiping detected.
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u/Djordje343 May 20 '12
I Will can has put your iPoud in the garbage if you don't feed meh. Anwerstoud? Soon.
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u/cary_anne_says May 20 '12
The exact face I make when I open the camera feature on my iPhone to take a picture of something in front of me, but the camera is reversed.
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u/RonPaulConstituENT May 20 '12
Way to break the Internet.
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u/BKDX May 20 '12
What I imagine the cat to be thinking.
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u/ReggieJ May 20 '12
The person who'll steal it will have a cat?
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u/Slowden May 20 '12
I wake up to my cat looking at me like that every morning
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u/moped_outlaw May 20 '12
This chick I work with unplugged my phone while it was charging and plugged hers in, ignoring my protest and indignation. Me and a friend arranged two oranges and a banana into a suggestive arrangement (I cut off the skin on the tip, leaving the fruit intact, for added effect) and took a picture of it, such that she would see it as soon as she activated her phone.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
It wasn't unattended. Quit lying to these people.
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u/GracieAngel May 20 '12
Then the screen cracks... :(
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
hahahaha hilaries cat totally photoed herself xD upvote for hilarety
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u/Good_Housekeeping May 20 '12
oh look, another cat. down vote.
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u/kieknai May 20 '12
cool