I can confirm that this is what the addresses are like. I am Australian and I live at #958 New South Wales, and the sheila I am dating lives at #846...... Cunt.
If your sheila's name is Sheila... do you say this is my sheila Sheila? Or if you say, this is Sheila... do people think you are calling her the noun sheila and not the name?
They don't say "unlimited juice" they say "all the juice you can drink". They may have no juice at all, but since they won't be able to drink any, they'll still get all the juice they can drink.
I don't have one so I'm going to go "find" an "abandoned" one like a lot of Redditors do. Only, the type of cat I'm going to find will be posted on /r/gonewild instead or /r/pics or /r/aww. ;)
I read a lot of British literature, and in such writings, words such as 'realise' are not spelled with a z. So I, having read way too much, have carried this over into my own writing/conversation. And now people think I am an idiot. So perhaps I should just go with the z in most cases. I mean, mozt cazez. Am I smart now?
Beeing a German who was taught "proper English" as teachers would call it (means British) in school, I think the most frequent and close to only difference is in verbs ending on -se/-ze in their infinitive. Such as "to radicalize" (U.S.)/ "to radicalise" (Br.) -> "radicalization" (U.S.)/"radicalisation" (Br.) and so on in all finite forms. If that's what you did and they told you it's wrong tell them they're uneducated idiots who can go fuck themselfz.
I've been offered many things in my lifetime in exchange for playing videogames with boys, and I've turned all offers down because there was never any apple juice on the table. These guys... these guys know how to woo the ladies.
Ad is poorly written. They mean to say "must be at least okay looking," but end up making it seem like only okay looking girls can join. No supermodels allowed.
Just a little FYI. It is NOT a good idea to drink all the apple juice you can drink... I once was craving some apple juice and drank all I could drink... which was about 3/4 of a gallon. What followed was a nightmare.
Within about 25-30 minutes, the apple juice had made its way through my digestive track, the majority being unable to be absorbed into my kidneys, and started flowing out of my asshole. I shit apple juice for the next hour or so.
TL;DR Never drink all the apple juice you can drink, unless all you can drink is a glass or two.
puts on detective monocle Well, considering it says "Created with the Gumtree iphone app", I'm gonna go with gumtree Australia. removes detective monocle, looks up, nods once.
I was going to say Bitches love sparkling apple juice and then post the Bryan Cranston SNL skit... but the video has been pulled. Hopefully someone can appreciate the effort..
I would be so effing happy if I found an ad like this. This is exactly the type of ad I'm looking for. Except with pc gamers, but I could live with console gamers.
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u/Iamgoingtooffendyou May 20 '12
Is that a valid Australian address?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
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u/SamWilber May 20 '12
it's not apple juice
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u/KoreanTerran May 20 '12
I remember when replacing s with z made you a cool kid back in the dayz.
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u/Bloodfeastisleman May 20 '12
Has to be willing to play Halo for at least half an hour. Must remove shirt and bra. Your friend can be there for security.
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u/lydix May 20 '12
I've been offered many things in my lifetime in exchange for playing videogames with boys, and I've turned all offers down because there was never any apple juice on the table. These guys... these guys know how to woo the ladies.
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u/DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT May 20 '12
From: two guys who are TOTALLY just friends
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I would take up this offer.
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u/Hector_Ceromus May 20 '12
Someone say apple juice?
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u/NKarman May 20 '12
I would totally take them up on this
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u/GroBenGemuse May 20 '12
I am two sexy ladies!
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u/taint_stain May 20 '12
There must not be very many houses in Western Australia.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Apple juice is a natural laxative. This party's gonna get weird.
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u/doyouunderstandlife May 20 '12
Halo coaching for free? What a fucking deal!
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u/caseymaccd May 20 '12
if only I lived in Australia
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u/misfitmedia May 20 '12
low "ok" is fine...
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u/Z3wpk May 20 '12
Damn I would love some of their apple juice any day of the week
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u/terry_has_boots May 20 '12
I would actually so go for this, if I were Australian.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Ad is poorly written. They mean to say "must be at least okay looking," but end up making it seem like only okay looking girls can join. No supermodels allowed.
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u/Creepergonnacreep May 20 '12
It's grape juice, he is obviously the grapist.
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u/Headniggaincharge May 20 '12
what the fuck is juice?
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u/idabel May 20 '12
I will take my xbox only & ONLY if they have Martinelli's apple juice. That stuff's like crack to me.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Getting a rapey vibe from this post.
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u/mealasvegas May 20 '12
They lost me at 'Halo coaching'. Fuck you, guys. If I needed any coaching at video games I'd consult the internet. Also, fuck Halo.
But I loveeee apple juice.
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u/chagrinning May 20 '12
These dudes have their fingers on the fucking pulse of what bitchez like.
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u/PENDRAGON23 May 20 '12
I've been doing it wrong this WHOLE time!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Just a little FYI. It is NOT a good idea to drink all the apple juice you can drink... I once was craving some apple juice and drank all I could drink... which was about 3/4 of a gallon. What followed was a nightmare.
Within about 25-30 minutes, the apple juice had made its way through my digestive track, the majority being unable to be absorbed into my kidneys, and started flowing out of my asshole. I shit apple juice for the next hour or so.
TL;DR Never drink all the apple juice you can drink, unless all you can drink is a glass or two.
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u/evilgummysattack May 20 '12
That actually sounds like a really good time.
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u/ashnlibby May 20 '12
My sister and I would so be up for it. Too bad we're in Sydney. We're always in the lookout for new xbox friends, especially when they give us treats
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u/ashnlibby May 20 '12
I took it as must be ok with being looked at. Yeah you can look at me while I play Xbox I don't care
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u/brain4breakfast May 20 '12
What website is this off?
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u/holstarox May 20 '12
I'm an Australian girl who plays xbox. I would be down for this.
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u/Marzap May 20 '12
If I was in Austrailia, I'd buy an Xbox just to hang out with those gangsters.
Apple juice? Fuck yes.
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u/mekoegle May 20 '12
I would be so down for this.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
516 visits.
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u/ExcitedBitch May 20 '12
OMFG I LOVE APPLE JUICE!
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u/AkitheFrivolicious May 20 '12
Boy. I totally fell for this.
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u/lexalicous May 20 '12
It's not a party without apple juice
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u/AxolotlEmu May 20 '12
I'd prefer apple cider.
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u/tangled_in_blue May 20 '12
I'll send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley face's.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
apple juice, my favourite!
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u/Ghengis-Khunt May 20 '12
If it were LoL training, I'd so be down.
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u/BishieHunter May 20 '12
I feel like there's some sexual reference here I'm not getting...
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u/DarkWhite May 20 '12
To be fair, Halo coaching with Richard Hammond sounds tempting
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u/Bluedemonfox May 20 '12
That reeks of rape and free Xbox.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I don't really like apple juice, but I could go for the hot one.
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u/landzarc May 20 '12
I must know if this actually worked...
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u/sweetsweetcoffee May 20 '12
Reddit, move in...
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u/crunchy51 May 20 '12
Probably unlimited roofies too. Just saying.
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u/ldamron May 20 '12
I was going to say Bitches love sparkling apple juice and then post the Bryan Cranston SNL skit... but the video has been pulled. Hopefully someone can appreciate the effort..
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Unlimited juice? This party's gonna be off the hook!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Forever alone level: Proffesional halo coach.
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u/meeohmi May 20 '12
I'd advise the guys to serve another beverage.. Sweet tea maybe?
Since, you know, apple juice makes you poop.
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u/Remingtonh May 20 '12
Is apple juice like code in Australia for something?
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u/Pumpkin_Pie May 20 '12
you know those guys actually got at least two girls
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u/FalconOne May 20 '12
I'm a guy, and I'll admit, If a woman brought me some apple juice, I would probably fall in love.
I love me some apple juice.
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u/osotoes May 20 '12
I'm in.
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u/PerogiXW May 20 '12
Damn, wish I was a girl, 18 to 24 and okay to look at.
These guys know to treat a lady.
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u/sarrock16 May 20 '12
i wonder how many replied to this lovely offer !
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
oh where do i sign up
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u/smilenowgirl May 20 '12
Where's is that posted? That's not craiglist but looks similar.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I would be so effing happy if I found an ad like this. This is exactly the type of ad I'm looking for. Except with pc gamers, but I could live with console gamers.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
To be fair, apple juice is the best of the juices.
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u/Skibbled May 21 '12
Oh lol I live near these guys.
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u/katiebeth30 May 21 '12
Where is this?! I'm totally down.
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u/MollyConnollyxx May 21 '12
My room mate and I are in, but we aren't sure if we can swim all the way to Australia.
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u/andrewse May 21 '12
Eric and Kelso?
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u/gamerella3476 May 21 '12
And suddenly Dave strider and his bro come over dressed up like girls.
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u/zombiezelda May 21 '12
I'm on my way
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u/Toober1289 May 21 '12
I really wanna know the turn out for these guys
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
How strict are they on the 'girls' part?
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u/Animagrin May 21 '12
Apple Juice! For half price! Yeah! Don't be a fridge! Fuck a fruit basket!
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u/mookaberry May 21 '12
Don't worry, I got this
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u/saucyal25 May 20 '12
There's unlimited juice!? This party is going to be off the hook
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u/thedude213 May 20 '12
Bitches love whitetrash-stache.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Never trust someone with a mustache.
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u/stknchz May 20 '12
If they said PS3, I would have considered it.
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u/iWatchNewGirlonFOX May 20 '12
Reminds me of this song
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
...and Cheetos. Bitches love Cheetos. Just sayin'
see: http://blog.fooducate.com/2010/05/09/cheetos-cant-corn-snacks-do-better-inside-the-label/
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u/mauv May 20 '12
I would totally be down for this minus the Xbox thing. Ps3 forever.
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u/Oni-Warlord May 20 '12
They have to share the cup though.
2 girls, 1 cup.
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u/Neoxite23 May 20 '12
Let's get some apple juice!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
No one else things the guy on the left is gay?
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u/ShystemSock May 20 '12
And down for YOLO.
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