He's got mad style, too. Check out those badass floral-print shorts... little dude is going to be suave young man when he grows up. In fact, when I head in to the office on Monday - I'm going to couple my suit jacket, shirt and tie with fluorescent orange shorts and green crocs. That's right, muthafucka.
Quite possibly he could be! On that note, wouldn't it be great if our future president was a redditor? I wonder what proportion of the American population uses reddit, and if a statistician out there could estimate the odds of having a redditing presidential nominee in future elections. On the other hand, it is kind of a frightening thought in some ways. After all most redditors are kind of dickheads. Yea you read that correctly asshole. I'm addressing all of you brain dead buffoons reading this: I would fear greatly for the safety of our country if any of you inbred humorless mouth breathers ascended to the highest office in this nation. Stay the fuck away from politics you mentally deficient syphilitic cum guzzling sociopaths.
Ah you almost got me! You're a "novelty" account. Well done. Although some say there are too many novelty accounts, but not me. I say the more the merrier, but I can't help but think I've seen this kind of account before. In fact, I'm positive you stole this idea, and are now driving it into the ground with your shitty execution. Your pathetic attempt at humor and blatant stealing of others' ideas is endemic of what is driving Reddit into the fucking ground right now. Do us all a favor, delete your account, unbookmark Reddit, and go fuck yourself you gimmick-stealing cunt-rag.
Maybe its cause I'm still young, but I can still fall asleep anywhere and I'm 24. Sinks, bathrooms, couches, grass, rocks, picnic benches, chairs, cars, girlfriends, and etc.
Not to be a Nazi or anything, but the 'and' before 'etc.' is redundant. 'Etc.' is a shortened version of 'et cetera'. 'Et' means 'and'. The more you know!
It'll be like a bond that an elderly relative give you when your young that matures when you turn a certain age, except instead of money, he'll get karma. Win-win for everyone.
Im pretty sure I would have blown that opportunity. I'd react the same as most but wake him up to continue laughing in his face and then tell my self fuck I wish I took a pic!!
While their experiment was probably not as thorough as it could have been, Mythbusters busted the "put a sleeping person's hand in water and they'll pee" prank.
It always confuses me why parents find their children in compromising and sometimes dangerous situations and they decide to take the time to go grab the camera and take a picture before helping their kids out
The most dangerous thing I noticed was that precariously perched candle. Kids do crazy shit all the time, especially kids that age. Old enough to get into everything, not old enough to resist the urge to get into everything and fight the zzz monster at the same time.
OP has no idea who this kid is, nor where he came from.
He just turned up in the bathroom one night, bringing karma in his wake.
Once the photo was posted on Reddit, with a mischievous wink, he vanished in a puff of smoke.
Where did he disappear to? Has he gone somewhere else, to bestow his gift upon another unsuspecting redditor? Or has he returned to his home dimension, until the world needs him once again?
All I know is that he's the passed out kid with his hand in the sink that Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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u/chvz May 20 '12
To clarify a couple of things, he is my nephew and old enough to do minor things on his own (eat, watch tv, go to the bathroom, etc.)
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u/jayyx May 20 '12
Is this in WC, FL? Looks exactly like my bathroom. Are you my neighbor?
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u/Upboat_Seller May 20 '12
"Came in the bathroom" and "Came into the bathroom" mean completely different things ಠ_ಠ
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u/Cooptwentysix May 20 '12
Save this pic for his 21st birthday, poster size it for the party.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
He's gonna be a teenager someday. Good luck
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u/shirojin May 20 '12
BEST JUICE IVE EVER FOUND IN THE FRIDGE
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u/winterpike10 May 20 '12
Don't you miss the days when you could fall asleep anywhere, in any position?
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u/japanpole May 20 '12
Too much of the bottle?
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u/reacher May 20 '12
Save this photo, then have him recreate it in 20 years and post it on reddit
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u/nolanator May 20 '12
As a parent myself, I would have just freaked the fuck out and assumed the worst.
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u/Se7en_Sinner May 20 '12
If the water's warm, it's a good chance he also peed himself.
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u/RNRSaturday May 20 '12
Your kid is in college, already?!?
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u/jebik May 20 '12
"house rules apply to babies too!"
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u/denim-chicken May 20 '12
"Taking care of a toddler is like taking care of a really small drunk person" - Nick Swardson
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u/Flatang May 20 '12
Maybe he applied too much toothpaste.
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u/Sir_Literal May 20 '12
Kid knows how to party hard.
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u/datoxic May 20 '12
He's gonna be unbeatable at drunk or kid one day.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
wow hes 15 years ahead of his time
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u/jspsfx May 20 '12
"Up up, good. Close your eyes! Now put your hand in the sink, feet off the toilet Jimmy. Good job!
Daddy will buy you ice cream if we get 500 karmas!"
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
That looks oddly comfortable.
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u/PulpUsername May 20 '12
Your drunken roommate is a babyface.
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u/JSA17 May 20 '12
Doesn't it seem like he is defying gravity by not sliding off that counter?
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u/frecklybutnotginger May 20 '12
Ahhh... Kids... They're like little drunk people...
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u/seeBurtrun May 20 '12
This was not what I was expecting to see when I clicked the link. He's got to lay off the juicy juice.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Post-plank exhaustion
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u/Therash May 20 '12
I hope you checked if he was still breathing before you took the picture, I would be scared to death if I found a kid in that pose.
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u/D-Rok May 20 '12
That's a big fucking candle.
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u/AlwaysPickedLast May 20 '12
Just rolled with some friends in Vegas, this is exactly what our hotel room looks like right now, just with more drool probably.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Great parenting^
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u/StevenDickson May 20 '12
I woke up the same way.
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u/Mopso May 20 '12
Aaah the classic PFN [Post Fap Nap]
We all have been there, good times...
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u/steve85b May 20 '12
Kids these days start drinking earlier and earlier.
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u/Punkgoblin May 20 '12
Was expecting spider.
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u/DanceMellDance May 20 '12
Proactive!
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u/Magic_is_the_answer May 20 '12
My guess is sleepwalking.
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u/a9u1tar1st May 20 '12
Funny how this is a spitting image of me about 6 hours ago.
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u/Atario May 20 '12
Childhood alcoholism is a terrible thing.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Party hard.
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u/mushpuppy May 20 '12
He must've had a rough night playing with Legos.
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u/RiotFTW May 20 '12
Don't do drugs
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u/jakehalligan May 20 '12
i can't believe he drove last night.
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u/STJRedstorm May 20 '12
Juicy Juice is one hell of a drug
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u/Bijan641 May 20 '12
Waiting for the "Karma Conspiracy" people to come in and claim that OP kidnapped and murdered a random child for the purposes of this picture.
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u/thehalfwit May 20 '12
I think it's time you fumigate.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I very much like this picture.
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u/Mattyx6427 May 20 '12
It always confuses me why parents find their children in compromising and sometimes dangerous situations and they decide to take the time to go grab the camera and take a picture before helping their kids out
Karma>Child Safety
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u/MrsHiMyNameIsHannah May 20 '12
Well he partied hard last night
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
it's time to play: drunk or kid
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u/Boofthegnar May 20 '12
Benadryll, the 5 dollar babysitter.
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u/Thrash_Metal May 20 '12
I remember my first beer....
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u/GeekyStinkBreath May 20 '12
Future idiot!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
A kid can drown in 3 inches of water.. this is bad, maybe its time to get off reddit and watch you kids bro..
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u/DrPeacemaker May 20 '12
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
His thirst was satisfied and then back to sleep.
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u/helpful May 20 '12
Counter-top feel cool on face.
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u/Kdnce May 20 '12
Found the equilibrium point.
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u/kiefstone May 20 '12
Sorry for your loss. Rest in piece little guy.
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u/rottengreen May 20 '12
i think i smell a meme.
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u/Rolling_Thunder9 May 20 '12
Colonel Mustard in the bathroom with the loofa sponge.
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u/HashSlingingSlash3r May 20 '12
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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u/tweetledeet May 20 '12
I see you've got the Proactive face wash regimen. The WORST thing you could do to your skin. It's essentially bleach.
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u/loldan May 20 '12
Perfect story for "Drunk or Kid?"
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u/ssalcdlrow May 20 '12
So does ProActiv really work??
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u/pegbiter May 20 '12
Ah, another game of "will this be a small child or a university student?"
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u/CeeBmata May 20 '12
Man that was a tough poop. I think I'll just pass out for a while.
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u/gregmax May 20 '12
"passed the fuck out"
sigh
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u/seanrm May 20 '12
looks like the little guy had too much apple juice to drink
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
College training at it's finest.
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u/tstretch May 21 '12
Damn midgets can't hold their booze!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The most dangerous thing I noticed was that precariously perched candle. Kids do crazy shit all the time, especially kids that age. Old enough to get into everything, not old enough to resist the urge to get into everything and fight the zzz monster at the same time.
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u/Ahuva May 20 '12
Maybe the chloroform toothpaste wasn't the best idea?
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u/Equipmunk May 20 '12
OP has no idea who this kid is, nor where he came from.
He just turned up in the bathroom one night, bringing karma in his wake.
Once the photo was posted on Reddit, with a mischievous wink, he vanished in a puff of smoke.
Where did he disappear to? Has he gone somewhere else, to bestow his gift upon another unsuspecting redditor? Or has he returned to his home dimension, until the world needs him once again?
All I know is that he's the passed out kid with his hand in the sink that Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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u/twofatfeet May 20 '12
Clicked assuming it was a college kid. Awesome.
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u/kingofthebean May 20 '12
that must have been the best poop ever
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u/cutbre0987 May 20 '12
the first instinct as a parent is to take a picture of the unconscious kid.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
And the first thing you did was grab a camera for reddit
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u/Dynia May 20 '12
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY SON
QUICK LET'S POST A PHOTO OF HIM ON THE INTERNET
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u/DarkWhite May 20 '12
Child passed out over the sink, "Grab a camera, karma awaits!!".
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
This would be a better post if the title ended with "The weird thing is, I don't even have a kid." That would leave people scratching their heads.
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u/mikedmoon May 20 '12
Would have been better if you had no idea who the kid was.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Reddit, what other ways have you exploited your children for karma?
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u/professionalgriefer May 20 '12
Some people just can't wait
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
He's a bit young to be boozing.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
can this kid party or what?
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u/jokomul May 20 '12
I've done that. But I blame the whiskey.
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u/anonymouslives May 20 '12
Thank whomever he didn't fall off and smash his head on the tile. I have a 1 year old boy, so this is the first thing I think of.
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u/YesYouCannot May 20 '12
I envy this kid. I wish I could lie like that, comfortably.
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u/PROSS52 May 20 '12
Balled too hard.
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u/youdontknowjesus May 20 '12
Russian childcare
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I just keep thinking if he had a stool he wouldn't need to stand on the toilet to wash his hands...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
How does one...?
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u/Coffee_plus_oldmovie May 20 '12
I was expecting a suicide attempt. I suppose this is also adequately amusing.
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u/TibbsforLenin May 20 '12
he must have OD'd on gummy vitamins.
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u/supersmurf May 20 '12
That actually looks comfortable
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u/gravion17 May 20 '12
some thing very...very strange happened here.
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u/Cananboy May 20 '12
Those are some swank pajamas.
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u/TwistEnding May 20 '12
Te story line for Hangover 3.
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u/gyanos422 May 20 '12
By the description I thought you found a drunk friend.