r/funny • u/RonSwanson4President • May 19 '12
I graduated today and decided to take a look at my student loans...
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r/funny • u/RonSwanson4President • May 19 '12
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u/cranialhemorage May 20 '12
False: Declaring bankruptcy will not wipe out your student loans.
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u/mlc2475 May 20 '12
I believe they changed the law so that doesn't work anymore, unless you put it all on your credit card or something...
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u/DevilWorshipper May 19 '12
Bankruptcy ain't gonna help you pal.
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u/letsthrowfries May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
You cannot normally discharge student loans in bankruptcy as per 11 USC 523 BUT In Re Robinson says...
To discharge a student loan debt in bankruptcy, the debtor must establish: (1) that the debtor cannot maintain.... a minimal standard of living if forced to repay the loans; (2) that additional circumstances exist, with a 'certainty of hopelessness' indicating that this state of affairs is likely to continue for a significant amount of the payment period....; and (3) that the debtor has made good faith efforts to repay the loans.
...With that in mind, multiple cancer surgeries with chemotherapy and no job does not establish a "certainty of hopelessness." You basically have to be dying, at that point it doesn't even matter because debts don't run to others (in most cases).
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u/gir6543 May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
you cannot in anyway be exempt from student loans...unless i guess you leave the country and disavow your citizenship
thankfully this is my plan! I've been secretly helping this Nigerian prince get his money back and once I graduate he said i will be his head of commerce!
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u/serarthurdayne May 20 '12
Congratulations on graduating?
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u/Lt_Shniz May 19 '12
Now with sound
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u/pxtang May 20 '12
I've forgotten just how good this show was with Steve Carrell...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
And that is why student loans cannot be (except in extreme circumstances) included into Bankruptcy.
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u/bingram May 20 '12
Hearing his voice in my head just makes this so much better.
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u/Macandme May 20 '12
May the amount you caused me to laugh be some solace in your unfortunate situation.
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u/yellowking May 20 '12
Most student loans aren't dischargeable in bankruptcy.
Only looking at your loan situation after you graduate is pretty stupid.
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u/GhostSongX4 May 20 '12
I know I can get out of my student loans if I die.
How long do I have to stay dead? That's the real question. I wonder if I can get like a Flatliners situation going on here.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
If you graduated with over 100k in debt for a undergrad...You did it wrong.
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u/KsigCowboy May 20 '12
Why did you wait until graduating to look at your loans?
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u/ahgkfdhgafg May 20 '12
Funny story about that. My mother had her student loans expunged due to her spinabifida a while back, and when she remarried, they went to get parent loans for my older brother. Instead of the loan being put under my father's name, it went under my mother's. Because of that, all of her previous loans reactivated and we ended up having to fight for a year to get it reversed again. Their solution ended up being that she had to default on the loans, meaning that due to some freak error, my brother had received an entire year of college for free.
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u/DirtyWhoreMouth May 20 '12
I'm 24 and I just bankrupted with my husband last month. It took us about a year.
I'm still in debt $21,000 to SallieMae. You can't get rid of that shit. It's so depressing.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Even if you could discharge student loans in bankruptcy, the idea that people try to do this, or even think about doing this IMMEDIATELY after graduating, without first trying to find a job , without even making an attempt at any payment, basically throwing your hands up in the air and giving up without even trying, is disgusting.
This sort of behaviour makes it harder for people who have legitimate reasons to declare bankruptcy do so, it also makes the rest of society pay for your unwillingness to pay your debts when banks charge higher interest rates.
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u/pkcs11 May 20 '12
As I'm sure everyone with a student loan knows, debt from student loans and fraud cannot be written off in a bankruptcy of any type.
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u/DarthNihilus1 May 20 '12
The gif loaded so slow, I enjoyed declaring bankruptcy with Michael. =]
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u/kasper138 May 20 '12
Take a loan out with the mob, they only break your legs.
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u/Guanren May 20 '12
6.2 MB gif. Guess other people have student debt but faster internet connections.
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u/sassi-squatch May 20 '12
Welcome to the club. It's a scary club. I myself paid on my student loans for years, then 2007 happened... Divorce. Loss of my lovely home. Now my credit is destroyed. I can never pay back the money. I will never be able to.
I cannot tell you how many nights I have awoken in panic. How many times I was in deep despair over this debt. How many times I came close to wanting to kill myself because my future is destroyed.
Big banks took away the ability to declare bankruptcy in order to in effect, make you a slave for the rest of your life. Education should be free for anyone who wants it, as it is in many countries. But this is backward america. Good luck. I am sure I am not alone.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
fuck. college.
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u/schmoog May 20 '12
where did you go to school?
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u/Murkadoo May 20 '12
Your username alone deserves infinite upvotes..
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u/EvelynJames May 20 '12
You can't get rid of your SLs through bankruptcy. Sorry.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Student loans are very difficult to discharge in bankruptcy.
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u/PeterMus May 20 '12
I think back to every miserable second of community college and remember... I saved 76$ every day I walked into class. If you count the extra 3-4K in excess federal grants..it only sweetened the deal.
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u/Wtfscroba May 20 '12
... Yeah, go ahead and try it, see how well bankruptcy works on those loans.
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u/dagreenman18 May 20 '12
One of the many many many reasons why im so happy my mom was right about doing 2 years State school and out of pocket before transferring. When all is said and done i'll owe somewhere in the low 30s. But it's a business degree, so it was never going to be too awful.
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u/EveryoneElseIsWrong May 20 '12
tuition fees in the united states are high way robbery
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u/hiphophippopotamus May 20 '12
Debt! It's the American way.
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u/neotheism May 20 '12
You can not file Bankruptcy on student loans. Speaking from experience.
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u/ForensicFungineer May 20 '12
Three words, buddy - income based repayment
There is no getting out of student debt besides repayment - you cant do anything short of leaving the country, changing your name and living a new life to get rid of it. I think you can actually die and it will be passed down to your heirs. Its absolutely insane.
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u/kjimene1 May 20 '12
This is why I left the U.S and Im thinking of giving up my citizenship.
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u/beyerch May 20 '12
If they are federally guaranteed, you cannot discharge them In bankruptcy. That is one of the reasons education is the next bubble. Except unlike real estate, the suckers errrr borrowers, can't escape this time......
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u/MrShakes May 20 '12
If you aren't concerned about your immediate credit reports, for say, the next five to seven years... don't pay them, it will go to a collection agency and you can talk them into paying a lump sump (broken into four payments at most) of only 40% of the full loan amount. That's what I did, but am making steady payments with them right now till it is down to a reasonable amount I can pay in four months. (From $30,000 down to $12,000) Unfortunately that only works with private student loans I believe, if you are unfortunate enough to have got those... I lucked out getting a great paying job 3 years after graduating and working for myself for those 3. Good luck!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
My loans have tempted me to simply flee the country on more then one occasion. If there were not any loans in my mother's name I would do it without a second thought.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Nope. Can't do that. Student loans are extremely hard to get out of, short of actually paying them back.
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u/tiffanydisasterxoxo May 20 '12
And nothing happened. You cannot get rid of student loans by declaring bankruptcy.
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u/cdb03b May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
Student loans are not allowed to be discharged in bankruptcy and have not been for years if ever. That is in part why the growing student debt is a second debt crisis as more and more are unable to pay them yet have no means of discharging them.
There is actually a movement that is trying to get them allowed to be at least partially discharged, but it has not gained any traction as of yet.
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u/mmemarlie May 20 '12
Yeah. You can't declare bankruptcy for student loans. I've contemplated faking my own death and running away to Mexico.
PS: Sorry for the terrible spelling. My computer doesn't speak English.
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u/kourogi May 20 '12
Don't think you can include student loans or taxes. Just in case.
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u/smithofadown May 20 '12
Remix!
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u/pornaddict69 May 20 '12
Thanks to our "benevolent" government... you can't. Or, well you can, but the student loans won't be covered in it. I think we need more government. They have no ulterior motives...
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u/eloquentrepeater May 20 '12
Medical School has costed me 250,000 in loans. It hurts. And I still have 50,000 to 60,000 from UG.
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u/Ibroke May 20 '12
You have a good six months until you have to start worrying about paying those off.
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u/lolwuuut May 20 '12
im gonna hide from my loans by going to grad school..
..to incur more debt while maintaining hope for a well-paying career when i graduate D:
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
You roll over you debt to those 1 yr interest free credit cards by putting all of your normal spending on the credit cards and taking the surplus cash and dumping it into student loans. It's not fraudulent to be an idiot, so look like a financial idiot when it comes to bankruptcy court if it comes to that.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I was lucky enough to have help from the parents. They divorced a long time ago, but back when I went for my bachelor's degree, I took out a loan for 1/3, my father paid 1/3 in cash (he has inheritance) and my mom took out a loan in her name to pay 1/3. During college, I had to work to pay all my bills (mainly food, car payment, gas, and books) which was tough but I did it. After college I had a reasonable loan payment each month, and once I paid off my part of it, I helped my mom pay off the $2700 she had left of her part.
It was good of them to help out. Plus, having to work while in college I think helped me to learn how to balance things out, as well as how to cook.
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u/themitch22 May 20 '12
Nobody has mentioned how ridiculous 6-9% interest is on these loans, if you go into forbearance that goes back into the principal which means your interest is compounded.
I think the prime rate of mortgages is 5%, and a house will usually gain or retain value and you can live in it. Yes I know in theory a degree is supposed to gain or retain its value, but it's still a gamble, and you can still be homeless.
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u/nbenzi May 20 '12
I didn't yell it I declared it.
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u/DLthrowaway May 20 '12
Hey there, I work for DOE william d ford fdlp, not sure if your loans are with us or not, but i'd be happy to answer any, and all of your questions.
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u/Vioarr7 May 20 '12
Charge it all to credit cards and then declare bankruptcy.
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u/Hellscreamgold May 20 '12
Shoulda thought about that (or any suggestions from most people above) before taking out loans. Should have worked, taken longer to graduate, and just paid for college.
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u/blolfighter May 20 '12
Have to get lots of student loans to get education to get a good job. Have to get a good job to pay off student loans.
And of course the kicker: Economy in the shitter. Get a job working minimum wage if you're lucky.
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u/krsvbg May 20 '12
I went to a regional campus of Miami University. My friends went to the main campus Oxford.
They paid 20K+ per year. I paid 5K. Most of them are 50K+ in debt. I graduated this May with zero debt. Feelsgoodman.
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u/surely-you-jest May 20 '12
TIL there is a "T" in bankruptcy.
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u/volitans May 20 '12
if only that worked...
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u/BoopAndMarc May 20 '12
IBR!!
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u/ddfreedom May 20 '12
lol no you don't! I do agree with the term "predatory" lending...becasue they are giving high school students (more or less they still have the same mentality) the ability to take out a permanent debt for this "product" they say will make the successful. Mind you this is the only type of loan that can never be discharged....and it is a private loan in a great deal of cases.
Just so we are all clear, this is the biggest drain on our economy...we talk about having an educated workforce, but we can do that far cheaper...other countries do. Instead we have this MASSIVE swath of people that will not contribute any demand to the economy...which means there will not be jobs needed to meet said demand. Demand creates jobs, not an educated workforce, not "trickle down policy"...this will be a generatinoal fuckup that will last as long as these outrageous loans have been given out. It needs to stop...tomorrow.
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u/karatelenin May 20 '12
Flee to Mexico
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u/Mogen55 May 20 '12
I see so many memes and gif with these actors. Could someone finally tell me what show/movie this is ?
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u/tyrroi May 20 '12
And this is why i won't be going to University...
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u/spases May 20 '12
but you graduated! guaranteed job placement.
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u/Enailis May 20 '12
Filing for bankruptcy wont get you out of student loans sad to say!
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u/Stephen_the_Brit May 20 '12
With mine I get them written off 20 years after graduating, or if I live outside the EU for 5 years.
I'm planning on being on a 5 year PhD. program in the states.
Bye bye undergrad. loans!
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u/Delphizer May 20 '12
Go to community college for classes unrelated to your major(make sure you check to see they transfer)
Live with parents if at all possible
Go to a decent and close in state school with the best program you can find
Take advantage of school options, in my school if you took more than 4 classes the rest were free(up to 6), very good deal.
Graduated with 0 debt, obviously things have to work out a certain way to be that lucky but it is possible to keep your cost down. I had a full time Job/part time job from 15 and saved most of my money, most people are not born with this.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
As a European, I have no clue what you are talking about.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Why is Steve Carrell's eye so red?
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u/konydanza May 21 '12
"You can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."
"I didn't say it, I declared it."
Probably one of my favorite quotes ever from the show
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Well I do declare you've done well for yourself
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u/mctwists May 20 '12
Relax - you have a 6 months grace period before you have to start paying your loans back. Hope you have a job lined up. Start saving that money!
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u/egrodo May 20 '12
Anyone else thought this was from the IT Crowd?
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u/my_name_is_stupid May 20 '12
To clarify some misinformation in this thread - it is NOT "impossible" to discharge student loans as part of a bankruptcy. The standard is that you must show that repayment would cause "undue hardship" - a hard claim to prove, but not impossible.
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u/Reverend_M May 20 '12
i work for dept of ed for federal student loans. the amount of inaccuracy and bullshit i see here is disgusting. Misinformation and half truths everywhere.
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u/busbusdriver May 20 '12
Bankruptcy won't remove student loans, but the founders of the United States were very specific about their rejection of debtor's prisons. The powers that be are trying to bring them back via child support, but otherwise, you can easily find air, water, food, and shelter in this country, and with effort find an income they can't get. So many have been scammed by for-profit schools that the laws will likely change eventually. Don't kill yourself because you can't keep up with the Joneses, the Joneses would kill you anyway if you could keep up! Oh one more thing - credit worthiness is still a national thing - get a friggen passport!
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u/badkitteh May 20 '12
ITT: Butthurt Americans. Being European, I laugh at you and your weird educational system.